I was good with money when I had a job
now I'm trying to get a career instead of a shit job so I can support people around me
consequently I've become a poor student
my dad is a gigaisraelite and wouldn't spare me a cent probably so I don't bother asking
>okay, so... first you need to be a cute little girl and star in a pedobait movie where you strike sexy poses and beg a middle-aged man to deflower you. after that it doesn't matter how your acting is because you can just coast on the residual taboo attraction men will feel towards your 12yo self. oh and make sure to distance yourself from the pedobait movie and it's director like you're morally above it, like selling your underage sexuality isn't the only reason anyone knows your name. any questions?
Is she going to mention how her entire career is based on >Being a israelite (with bonus of Israel being her birth place) >Starring as jailbait in a timeless classic
If yes then I'm going to give her all of my crypto gambling money.
you probably would be
I've worked with dozens and they're all frickin morons
you literally just pretend and if you arent good at it you try it until it works it's simple as frick and anyone can do it
Unironically happened to me. Finished my undergrad at a smaller private university. They had open calls for men because only one of the theater homos could play convincing a convincing nazi (I wish I were memeing). I auditioned and got cast. Then I kept auditioning and kept getting cast in better parts despite being an accounting major. The most disappointing thing to me was the complete lack of range most actors and actresses have.
$7,998
from this actor?
my life savings, which as of this moment is -16.22
I got overdrawn by my phone bill so I'll write Natalie an IOU for +16.22
Why are nonjews bad with money?
because their uncle schlomo can't print more and loan it to them at negative interest rates
Seems a bit anti semetic
My bad.
I was good with money when I had a job
now I'm trying to get a career instead of a shit job so I can support people around me
consequently I've become a poor student
my dad is a gigaisraelite and wouldn't spare me a cent probably so I don't bother asking
You are brown
nothing but ask me again in 1995
private sexual, face sitting lessons with Jessica Biel
yes please
depends if i can use her holes
how much would you pay to chase her down a long corridor ?
>Hey Hershlag we're finally fulfilling the 6 million prophecy
I would have a gun and can I shoot her?
Why do nonjews pretend they can conjure up a firearm and manifest pew pews on a whim?
>okay, so... first you need to be a cute little girl and star in a pedobait movie where you strike sexy poses and beg a middle-aged man to deflower you. after that it doesn't matter how your acting is because you can just coast on the residual taboo attraction men will feel towards your 12yo self. oh and make sure to distance yourself from the pedobait movie and it's director like you're morally above it, like selling your underage sexuality isn't the only reason anyone knows your name. any questions?
unironically i feel like I would be a better actor than most Hollywood actors right now and I haven't acted a day in my life.
Unironically you're gay
Is she going to mention how her entire career is based on
>Being a israelite (with bonus of Israel being her birth place)
>Starring as jailbait in a timeless classic
If yes then I'm going to give her all of my crypto gambling money.
Yikes, Neta-Lee, you're pretty homophobic.
are you trying to become and actor and are still bad at it LMAOOOOO
you probably would be
I've worked with dozens and they're all frickin morons
you literally just pretend and if you arent good at it you try it until it works it's simple as frick and anyone can do it
Unironically happened to me. Finished my undergrad at a smaller private university. They had open calls for men because only one of the theater homos could play convincing a convincing nazi (I wish I were memeing). I auditioned and got cast. Then I kept auditioning and kept getting cast in better parts despite being an accounting major. The most disappointing thing to me was the complete lack of range most actors and actresses have.
I'd sell my soul for a threesome with her and keira knightley
She always has this mixed expression of forced smiling, uncomfortable, and confusion
>pretend really good
there I just saved you $1000 plus tip
I wouldn't pay anything. I'd listen to what they had to say, and that's what nobody did.
This meme is older than most of the zoomzooms spouting it.
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$10 for every israelite killed in the Holocaust
>thousands of morons living in LA with 6 people in an apartment are going to take out a payday loan for this
lmao
>payday loan
>implying wannabee actors have jobs these days that aren't ebegging or only fans
Bout tree fiddy