How on earth did Homer afford this?

How on earth did Homer afford this?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he was head of security at a nuclear plant. i bet that pays well

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Homer got a nice, cushy job with a good enough pay through sheer, dumb luck. That's literally part of the plot of the whole series.

        >nusons
        Opinion discarded.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >season 7
          >nusons

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's like 5k with inflation

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        1.This wasnt made with the intent of poltards to scrutinize it 25 years later.
        B. Grandpa sold his place and gave the money to Homer to buy the house.
        4.. You can buy a house in the midwest like this on a single income.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this weekly or bi-weekly? Also he probably bought that house for like 80-120k, maybe even cheaper.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It says 40 hours so its weekly

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I'm moronic it says 40 hrs. Which means he makes about 1500 a month which makes sense. They'd be paying like 500-700 a month in a mortgage and they do have money problems sometimes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            just looked this stuff up from inflation calendar, $1500 in 1989 is equivalent to $3710,64, pretty normal for a person like homer

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The episode it's from aired in 1996, so it would be about 3000 today.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty okay comnsidering Homer caused several meltdowns and accidents

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        This comes out at $17k a year which would have supported a Simpsons like lifestyle (Homer drives an old shitbox and they don't own or do luxurious things) in a small dumpy flyover town (as Springfield is consistently characterized) in the nineties.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's like 5k with inflation

        $362.19 in 1989 would be $890 today. Assuming 47 work weeks thats $41830 per year in take home pay.

        If I go the reverse route we're looking at $479.6 gross in 1989 which turns into $1,178.51 or $29.46/hr or $55,839 per year.

        Assuming (since Matt Groening alleges to have inspired Springfield from Portland, OR) you live in Oregon:
        >66.04 Social
        >15.15 Medicare
        >105.45 State income tax
        >10.65 city income tax
        >115.38 deduction w/h
        >paycheck $752.20/week

        Forgot to include ~11% federal income tax when going through it so thats an additional 4.6k or so gone.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Homer got a nice, cushy job with a good enough pay through sheer, dumb luck. That's literally part of the plot of the whole series.

      >nusons
      Opinion discarded.

      that's like 5k with inflation

      It is a cartoon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. It is a cartoon also intended to reflect a relatively relatable, lower middle class lifestyle. Homer and his family are not supposed to be particularly well off or fortunate. Indeed, a recurring joke is that they're bad with money.
        The point is that what was considered a comfortable but relatively achievable lifestyle thirty years ago now seems borderline luxurious for many Americans.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's Also a recurring joke that they can afford to go on vacation whenever and homers constant impulse buying and a hundred different other things
          One episode they are broke the next they are Rich

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >borderline luxurious
          how broke are you?
          i'm 24 about to buy my third house

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No you arn't

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          why are amerimutts so poor? im an ausgay and everyone i know owns their own house, myself included.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            We are not poor. Stupid shutins that post here are poor. I own my home and 3 vehicles outright.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      homer was born in the '50s

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was born in the 90s today

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can take loan if you have job and then buy house

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    springfield is a small city, that house would only be like 300k in today's money

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a hot meal, which no one else did

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Back in ‘89, that house was worth, what, 60k tops? And he was well paid according to the time.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Abe sold his small house that won in a tvshow that was fixed, and gave Homer a check for 15K, dunno is Homer had more savings to do the down payment.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    People have explained it to you in the other threads that you've made.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did i ask your opinion?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why keep asking the question in the first place if you're not wanting to hear anyone's opinions? My answer was look at the other threads you've made where you actually got explanations.
            Clearly you don't care if you keep making this thread. Easy (You)s for you.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Shut the frick up already loser

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cry about it.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >n-no u

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a pol agitation thread.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP BTFO

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder who keeps making these threads?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Otherwise what will be narrated

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When you morons started demanding 15 an hour for the sort of labor flipping burgers involves all you did was change the value of what 15 dollars gets you. "Sure... we will pay you 15 dollars and... now 15 dollars allows you to buy 3 dollars worth of shit."

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was pre-Bidenflation.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did this guy buy a house and support a family of four with a job as a shoe salesman at a mall?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you stay in a job long enough with raises and whatnot your salary increases. In the past people would have maybe 3-4 jobs in their entire life. Not the case at all anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah because now people make more money with job hopping.

        the reality is that normal people make less while the israelites hiking up the prices of everything. every other "explanation" is just 10000000000% cope.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no, shithead... you kids demand more money for the same shitty empty headed level of work. You get it due to liberals, and THAT devalues money down to being worth only that level of competence. Getting 15 bucks an hour for dogshit level work just made 15 bucks worth dogshit.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            facts don't care about your feelings chud

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              compare it to the increase in minimum wage in the same area, and then suck my butthole because I am right and you are a blue haired homosexual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm more straight and right leaning than your larping homosexual ass. give me numbers or go back to playing you child

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                we have gaydar and know what you are. Eat that guys ass you homosexual commie.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ad hominem instead of proof

                all i had to hear little guy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I ain't painting your fricking fence Tom Sawyer. Do your own homework. If flipping burgers while on your phone is worth 15 bucks an a hour, 15 bucks is nearly worthless. This is how the world and inflation and the housing pricing works you thick tit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the sea is made of water
                >NOOOO IT'S MADE OF JAMBA JUICE!!!!
                >prove it
                >NOOOOO I WON'T YOU DO IT!!!!44444

                literal moron argument

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He makes sense. You write like a c**t.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >sameposting

                you are really desperate lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It makes sense. If 15 dollars is only worth an hour of low skill wage, 15 dollars should not buy you much.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              The reason for this is just that there are more people so now homes are scarcer. No one is to blame. This was inevitable and couldn't be prevented.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the past people would have maybe 3-4 jobs in their entire life. Not the case at all anymore.
        Are they working less or more? (Jobs)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          way more.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homer works as a supervisor at a fricking nuclear power plant. It's a plot point several times he's just luckmaxxing.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    U used to be able to buy houses from a catalog anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like you'd have to have a lot to build it but considering the cost of the house the lot should be too much money either i guess

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fair.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        yep. it is fricking insane.
        make me angry. my cousin bought his house for $40k then sold it for 90K 2 years ago.
        and he complains about getting ripped off. I unironically want to punch him in the head

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad was a truck driver and my mom was a stay at home mom, 4 kids total. We grew up in a house like that. Not a two story, but one of those pretty typical 3/2 florida houses that were built in the mid 80s. Zoomies today don't know how good it really was back then, and how bad they're getting assraped by inflation now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      > getting assraped by inflation
      Thanks trump!

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a fricking cartoon. It's fiction. Their skin is primary yellow and have been the same age since the 80s. It's not real.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is in japan.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP doesn't care either way. He'll post this thread again tomorrow farming replies and maintain a spot on page 1.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Am I wrong?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What happened in your life that you care about what threads are made on a chinese image board? Got nothing else going on? Clearly not

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What happened in your life that makes you spam the same Xitter screencap thread every single day on here? Got nothing else going on? Clearly not.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you care if i post it or not

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What do you get out of making the same thread over and over?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you care?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Answer my question and I'll tell you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                he gets you to care in a round about wway... I think I may cry.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Then keep seething when someone points out that you've already made this shit thread.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one else will, only you care for some strange reason

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just stop noticing
                No, I don't think I will. Seethe, cope, complain about it on reddit for updoots.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only person coping here is you

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOMER HAD SUBSIDIZED SNEEDBUX FROM THE GOVERNMENT FROM HIS SEED AND FEED DEALINGS

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How on earth did Homer afford this?
    cheque fraud and bad debt +squatting

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was considered normal in the old shows the Simpsons was taking the piss out of. People today simply cannot conceive of how well they had it in post WW2 America.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Selling Gucci Loafers

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