yes, it's the original film that's getting stale, not the millionth fricking sequel or capeshit movie being released in recent years
fricking drooling moron
I don't give a frick about some nuke making israelite. I also don't give a frick about some shitty time concept like what was in tenant.
Nolan is pretentious shite at this point
A lot of Hollywood fight scenes look like pro-wrestling now. It's all about the spectacle but doesn't make sense when they're trying to go for something grounded, they should go over the top like kung fu movies
>Xenu (/ˈziːnuː/),[1][2][3] also called Xemu, is a figure in the Church of Scientology's secret "Advanced Technology",[4] a sacred and esoteric teaching.[5] According to the "Technology", Xenu was the extraterrestrial ruler of a "Galactic Confederacy" who brought billions[6][7] of his people to Earth (then known as "Teegeeack") in DC-8-like spacecraft 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology scriptures hold that the thetans (immortal spirits) of these aliens adhere to humans, causing spiritual harm.[1][8]
>These events are known within Scientology as "Incident II",[4] and the traumatic memories associated with them as "The Wall of Fire" or "R6 implant". The narrative of Xenu is part of Scientologist teachings about extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in earthly events, collectively described as "space opera" by L. Ron Hubbard. Hubbard detailed the story in Operating Thetan level III (OT III) in 1967, warning that the "R6 implant" (past trauma)[9] was "calculated to kill (by pneumonia, etc.) anyone who attempts to solve it".[9][10][11]
>The Church of Scientology normally only reveals the Xenu story to members who have completed a lengthy sequence of courses costing large amounts of money.[12] The church avoids mention of Xenu in public statements and has gone to considerable effort to maintain the story's confidentiality, including legal action on the grounds of copyright and trade secrecy.[13] Officials of the Church of Scientology widely deny or try to hide the Xenu story.[14][15] Despite this, much material on Xenu has leaked to the public via court documents and copies of Hubbard's notes that have been distributed through the Internet.[14]
Why don't they put air quotes like this around the Islam page?
>Tom Cruise taking off sunglasses… looking at something in view >Black screen >Intense explosion and loud music as Tom Cruise runs from nuclear blast. >This summer >”Mr President, this bomb will end the world” >”THIS will revolutionise everything! Everything Mr HUNT! EVERYTHING” >Mission impossible music plays >”we need to stop Oppenheimer before he destroys us all.” >Simon Peg looks in shock “Oh my god” >Mission impossible music kicks in hard as Ethan Hunt is trying to defuse the nuke in midair before it makes impact.
Nolan is extremely desperate. His last 3 movies have struggled at the box office. There's no way he's going to risk losing any potential box office on Oppenheimer.
>Tenet only flopped because
Tenet flopped because the lead actor was a charisma vacuum. He can't act and is a nepotism baby. It's hard to believe his dad is DENZEL Washington and none of the acting skills transferred to his son.
That dude is legitimately the worst actor to ever grace big budget cinema. Even in that Amsterdam movie, he stuck out like a sore toe compared to Bale/Margot
>Nolan is the biggest hack of the 21st century and even normalgays catched up to his homosexualry with TDKR.
You mean the movie that grossed over a billion with great audience scores across the board? > Hence why he hasn't been able to gross anything above 300 million in the past decade.
Interstellar grossed 770 million and Dunkirk grossed 525 million. Even TENET released during the peak pandemic grossed over 300 million.
>Tenet only flopped because of the pandemic.
I've seen a lot of moronic hot takes but this one might take the cake.
Tenet was a terrible movie from top to bottom. The number one mistake being they forgot to give the actors mic's so you can't hear anything they are saying the entire movie is just mumbles played over ear splitting explosions and that drum noise he likes to use.
Real great idea when your movie revolves around lots of sitting around and people talking about the plot. Easily nolans worst movie right up there with batman rises.
>hey buddy! >down here! >how ya doin. >name's Tom Cruise, but of course you already knew that HAHAHAHAHA nice to meet you. >here's the thing, I saw your infant son playing outside the other day... >and this is gonna sound CRAZY hahaha but I really need him, you know, I NEED him, if you get what I mean! >so, if you could, you know, lend him to me, that'd be GREAT, pal. >I can assure you this, I'll make it worth yours and his while! >treasures of incomparable value for you and you only, friend.. >all at the measly price of letting your kid come with me for a day.. >great deal, right? >so what do ya say?
what do, Cinemaphile?
rules: can't kill him
>not every butthole is a tom cruise fan but every tom cruise fan i've ever met was an butthole
literally his only redeeming quaity filtering out the weeds
> Hubbard detailed the story in Operating Thetan level III (OT III) in 1967, warning that the "R6 implant" (past trauma) was "calculated to kill (by pneumonia, etc.) anyone who attempts to solve it"
What if that Xenu South Park episode caused Corona?
>how pathetic
not as pathetic as James Cameron waiting seven years to release Avatar 2 because he wanted a December release that didn't compete with Star Wars
Nolan is a subhuman and Redditshit is dead.
Turdenheimer will bomb harder than the atomic bomb.
No one wants to see some lankyass homosexual with a fedora gong "OH NOES WHAT HAVE I DONE LE BOMB IS LE ....BAD!" for 220 minutes.
Nolan is the biggest hack of the 21st century and even normalgays catched up to his homosexualry with TDKR. Hence why he hasn't been able to gross anything above 300 million in the past decade.
homosexual will end up making movies for Netflix.
>Nolan is the biggest hack of the 21st century and even normalgays catched up to his homosexualry with TDKR.
You mean the movie that grossed over a billion with great audience scores across the board? > Hence why he hasn't been able to gross anything above 300 million in the past decade.
Interstellar grossed 770 million and Dunkirk grossed 525 million. Even TENET released during the peak pandemic grossed over 300 million.
>moron can't even look up boxoffice grosses >Calls others delusional
Meds now. They won't help with your low IQ but they can control your schizophrenia.
Can't bruise the Cruise
Kek is that a troony
That's Tom Cruise
it's clearly a party where everyone is dressed as a character, maybe halloween, and that's just a dude dressed as a woman, not an actual troony
Why he is in Australia
When did Zendaya hang out with Tom Cruise?
Can someone please explain to me why this is making me hard?
Sounds like you have a troony humiliation fetish.
lmao he got his ass kicked by skrillex
it's ok he pulled her breasts out in the end
has anyone ever been btfo more in 15 seconds?
holy kek is that really him?
Yeah lol. This was the Top Gun Maverick cast party.
is he drunk?
his smile, gone.
Holy frick I am laughing so hard it hurts
Funniest gif ever.
So, like, if that first tackle from him actually connected, it would've been bad for her. He must've been pissed.
Offered to read his thetan level?
Based. Frick Nolan, he's getting stale
yes, it's the original film that's getting stale, not the millionth fricking sequel or capeshit movie being released in recent years
fricking drooling moron
I'll take a sequel over a Nolan trash any day
That's why you're moronic mate
>original film
I don't give a frick about some nuke making israelite. I also don't give a frick about some shitty time concept like what was in tenant.
Nolan is pretentious shite at this point
>pathetic
You misspelled Chad.
Is bribery Chad now?
Always has been.
Take this fiver and buy yourself something nice.
i hope a skinny person beats up steven seagal to mock how old and fat he is
It happened several times. Once he even shat himself. Joe Rogan talked about that
>Chad
He seems scared
>treasures of incomparable value
wh-what's he got, cruisebros?
Probably just some advice on how to make good movies and trust me nolan fricking needs it
Bazinga! Wowie! That's a sick burn!
Seriously, though, Nolan hasn't made a good film since The Prestige.
Cruise hasn't made a decent film since The Last Samurai. Are you sure he should be the one giving advice?
Top Gun Maverick literally saved Hollywood after the pandemic
100% memeing, he probably just asked him as a favor
Imagine Tom Cruise owing you a favour…
Your level isn't high enough to comprehend it.
better stunt coordinators
>"So, you came back to die with your city."
>"No, I came back to stop you!"
This entire fight felt like it was coordinated by a WWE fight choreographer
A lot of Hollywood fight scenes look like pro-wrestling now. It's all about the spectacle but doesn't make sense when they're trying to go for something grounded, they should go over the top like kung fu movies
Xenu's phone number
The same thing every celebrity desires; more potent magic.
What is your wisdom, salamander wizard?
cricket tasty 🙂
he cute
sextapes of prime Nicole and Katie.
imagine the smell
what a disappointing webm
Hence the need for the tapes. Release the treasures Tom.
shit webm, showing absolutely nothing
A brand-new Lamborghini Revuelto
Also the Uncut version of Eyes Wide Shut
i would delay for that
A subscription to Adobe Premier - So Nolan can BALANCE HIS FRICKING AUDIO PROPERLY
I've never had any problem understanding the dialogue in any of his movies and have no idea what the frick everyone is whining about
The beginning of Tenet is completely unintelligible, but that was mostly due to the masks.
As I said, I didn't have a problem understanding any of it.
It's deliberate, the homosexual wants you to watch his garbage exclusively in 50+ speaker cinema setups.
cruise: im willing to offer you treasures of incomparable value
nolan: what do you got?
cruise: you get to hang out with me... for a day
Scientology got some loot from the war on terror in the middle east.
Pictures of Katie Holmes nude. Butt and boob pics
a Cinemaphile pass
He hasn't aged in 20 years. I think he found the Grail in that volcano where Xenu is imprisoned.
his approval to marry suri
Scientology dicky
The guidebook for Lev Grossman's dance moves
You meed to donate minimum $8k to start your Scientology journey to find out
Fudge
Tom Cruise packs fudge
The medal that gives him all his energy
Does it deflect thetans?
>Sacrifices his incomparable treasures for cinema
How is this pathetic?
>Xenu (/ˈziːnuː/),[1][2][3] also called Xemu, is a figure in the Church of Scientology's secret "Advanced Technology",[4] a sacred and esoteric teaching.[5] According to the "Technology", Xenu was the extraterrestrial ruler of a "Galactic Confederacy" who brought billions[6][7] of his people to Earth (then known as "Teegeeack") in DC-8-like spacecraft 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology scriptures hold that the thetans (immortal spirits) of these aliens adhere to humans, causing spiritual harm.[1][8]
>These events are known within Scientology as "Incident II",[4] and the traumatic memories associated with them as "The Wall of Fire" or "R6 implant". The narrative of Xenu is part of Scientologist teachings about extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in earthly events, collectively described as "space opera" by L. Ron Hubbard. Hubbard detailed the story in Operating Thetan level III (OT III) in 1967, warning that the "R6 implant" (past trauma)[9] was "calculated to kill (by pneumonia, etc.) anyone who attempts to solve it".[9][10][11]
>The Church of Scientology normally only reveals the Xenu story to members who have completed a lengthy sequence of courses costing large amounts of money.[12] The church avoids mention of Xenu in public statements and has gone to considerable effort to maintain the story's confidentiality, including legal action on the grounds of copyright and trade secrecy.[13] Officials of the Church of Scientology widely deny or try to hide the Xenu story.[14][15] Despite this, much material on Xenu has leaked to the public via court documents and copies of Hubbard's notes that have been distributed through the Internet.[14]
Why don't they put air quotes like this around the Islam page?
bump
>Tom Cruise taking off sunglasses… looking at something in view
>Black screen
>Intense explosion and loud music as Tom Cruise runs from nuclear blast.
>This summer
>”Mr President, this bomb will end the world”
>”THIS will revolutionise everything! Everything Mr HUNT! EVERYTHING”
>Mission impossible music plays
>”we need to stop Oppenheimer before he destroys us all.”
>Simon Peg looks in shock “Oh my god”
>Mission impossible music kicks in hard as Ethan Hunt is trying to defuse the nuke in midair before it makes impact.
>It's actually a crossover and this whole thing is a ruse Cruise
Now this would make me watch both these films I had no previous notion to entertain
>Mission impossible music kicks in hard as Ethan Hunt is trying to defuse the nuke in midair before it makes impact.
K I N O
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it's afraid
Nolan is extremely desperate. His last 3 movies have struggled at the box office. There's no way he's going to risk losing any potential box office on Oppenheimer.
>some space movie with post wall anne
>some muh WW2 faction bad movie
>inception
what is the third movie. inception did great at the box office
Interstellar and Dunkirk both did very well. Tenet only flopped because of the pandemic.
i didnt watch because i dont like that black actor, not racist just dont like him simple as. woulda seen it if it was will smith or summin
I didn't ask.
>Tenet only flopped because
Tenet flopped because the lead actor was a charisma vacuum. He can't act and is a nepotism baby. It's hard to believe his dad is DENZEL Washington and none of the acting skills transferred to his son.
That dude is legitimately the worst actor to ever grace big budget cinema. Even in that Amsterdam movie, he stuck out like a sore toe compared to Bale/Margot
>Interstellar and Dunkirk both did very well.
lol. LMAO even!
See
>Tenet only flopped because of the pandemic.
I've seen a lot of moronic hot takes but this one might take the cake.
Tenet was a terrible movie from top to bottom. The number one mistake being they forgot to give the actors mic's so you can't hear anything they are saying the entire movie is just mumbles played over ear splitting explosions and that drum noise he likes to use.
Real great idea when your movie revolves around lots of sitting around and people talking about the plot. Easily nolans worst movie right up there with batman rises.
ShitihS was terrible .
>watch trailer for MI7
>someone literally says "the world is changing"
fricking kek
He could’ve released mission impossible in June nothing would’ve changed
>hey buddy!
>down here!
>how ya doin.
>name's Tom Cruise, but of course you already knew that HAHAHAHAHA nice to meet you.
>here's the thing, I saw your infant son playing outside the other day...
>and this is gonna sound CRAZY hahaha but I really need him, you know, I NEED him, if you get what I mean!
>so, if you could, you know, lend him to me, that'd be GREAT, pal.
>I can assure you this, I'll make it worth yours and his while!
>treasures of incomparable value for you and you only, friend..
>all at the measly price of letting your kid come with me for a day..
>great deal, right?
>so what do ya say?
what do, Cinemaphile?
rules: can't kill him
nice projection rabbi
what is wrong with israel
>just one day
I will trust Tom and let him borrow the child. I’m sure he’ll take good care of him while I admire my newfound treasures
Cruise hair mogging Nolan so hard here
at least Nolan's hair is real
The prince of scientology is threatened by another chris nolan borefest? bwhahahahahahha
Nolan has a monopoly on IMAX.
That doesn't make sense. The release dates, distribution plans, and marketing campaigns are up to the studio or production committee.
Because it's from a parody account moron.
>directors say when a film will be released
are you all moronic?
>A director who is equal parts writer, producer, executive producer and specifically chose his distributor has no pull with said distributor
>not every butthole is a tom cruise fan but every tom cruise fan i've ever met was an butthole
literally his only redeeming quaity filtering out the weeds
There’s literally no point in watching Mission Impossible in IMAX when it had no expanded ratio scenes. Cruise is a swindler.
He's not trying to make it big in IMAX he's trying to make sure people go back to see his movie the second weekend
>treasure of incomparable value
I only see one that would correspond
What a homo. Just let your movie standing it's own.
>treasures of incomparable value
so is this like a scientology thing with baby foreskin or something
>source: disbussingfilm on twitter
Sage goes in all fields, OP is a homosexual
> Hubbard detailed the story in Operating Thetan level III (OT III) in 1967, warning that the "R6 implant" (past trauma) was "calculated to kill (by pneumonia, etc.) anyone who attempts to solve it"
What if that Xenu South Park episode caused Corona?
>how pathetic
not as pathetic as James Cameron waiting seven years to release Avatar 2 because he wanted a December release that didn't compete with Star Wars
Hey, it worked out for Jimbo didn't it?
He's probably hoping to have another top gun, but I don't think it would reach that level with mission impossible.
>treasures of incomparable value
what's tom offering? scientology hoes?
Test.
Nolan is a subhuman and Redditshit is dead.
Turdenheimer will bomb harder than the atomic bomb.
No one wants to see some lankyass homosexual with a fedora gong "OH NOES WHAT HAVE I DONE LE BOMB IS LE ....BAD!" for 220 minutes.
Nolan is the biggest hack of the 21st century and even normalgays catched up to his homosexualry with TDKR. Hence why he hasn't been able to gross anything above 300 million in the past decade.
homosexual will end up making movies for Netflix.
>Nolan is the biggest hack of the 21st century and even normalgays catched up to his homosexualry with TDKR.
You mean the movie that grossed over a billion with great audience scores across the board?
> Hence why he hasn't been able to gross anything above 300 million in the past decade.
Interstellar grossed 770 million and Dunkirk grossed 525 million. Even TENET released during the peak pandemic grossed over 300 million.
Which alternate dimension are you from schizo?
>this entire post
HAHAHAHHA. Nolangays are delusional. Maybe in your dreams, you shit eating moron.
>moron can't even look up boxoffice grosses
>Calls others delusional
Meds now. They won't help with your low IQ but they can control your schizophrenia.
>JJT S2
>6 of July
MUHAHAHA
Fake.
>offerings of Ron Hubble underwear, socks, cum tissues, and password to 'Katie Holmes' nudes' dropbox.
>not saying yes
Nolan is moronic
One ticket to Scientology pedo gay orgy festival.