How PISSED would you be to end up paired with, likened to and indistinguishably smooshed alongside that hag Ortega forever.
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How PISSED would you be to end up paired with, likened to and indistinguishably smooshed alongside that hag Ortega forever.
Underrated
>that muffin top
Why is that so fricking hot, SOMEBODY GIVE ME THE ANSWER
Because it's a realistic flaw. It makes the image feel real which activates the peepee way more than perfect ideal bodies.
meh. still an ugly dress.
Because you're desperate and/or a virgin.
same as you
Nope. Not everyone’s a loser like you
The monologue in Pulp Fiction about cute bellies on women is true
I really don't know man, I can see how this would be hot but not with small breasts
It makes her seem more realistically attainable to your unconscious monkey brain, increasing your attraction
*flesh* is attractive
Aubrey Plaza in Operation Fortune was so fricking hot.
She was as hot as the movie was bad.
You know that strange feeling you get when two people with wildly different facial features are plopped next to each other and because they are in close proximity they look even more strange than normal? Am I the only one who gets that?
This fricking photo shoot is the perfect example of what you’re talking about. I don’t know who thought that shit was a good idea, everything about it is awful.
Aubrey Plaza is pure sexo
The mexican goblin can go frick herself
>Plaza has stated: "I'm half-Puerto Rican. But, yeah, I have a huge family and tons of cousins in Puerto Rico."
Aubrey Plaza is 1/10th African btw
That is 2/5 less than the last girl I dated.
My gf says she became part black when her ex asked her if she wanted some black in her when they met. Wonder what that means
He probably took her to a soul food joint. I wouldn’t worry about it.
Sometimes you have to make a 3/5 compromise.
Plazas dress is so unflattering. Her saggy breasts and gut all smooshed
ugh for real, it's gross. what the frick was she thinking wearing that terrible dress
That dress is Jabba-esque
Something something The Perfect Shot.
Were they giving put Puerto Rican awards to thwir fellow Puerto Ricans?
>#sagawards
I'm assuming Aubrey cleaned up.
Aubrey Plaza is actually a good actress and she's always funny in movies unlike that wiener goblin
I feel like the entire internet is trying to gaslight me into thinking ortega is hot. I don’t see it at all, and I love petite Latinas.
I didn't understand it till she got caught smoking and Cinemaphile flipped their lids. But Ortega didn't give AF. Saw the paparazzi and I believe, play it up for the camera.
These Latina actresses love their ciggies.
I think the opposite. Cinemaphile is trying to gaslight people into thinking she is ugly, but he's pretty high on the latina list imo.
>forced to appear alongside your replacement
Hollywood is STILL sexist
SEX with aubrey
Plaza looks real bad here
she should really consider how to dress and style herself, play to her strengths because she's not the kind of chick that looks good in everything
she'd look good in nothing if you catch my drift and secondary meaning
maybe but I doubt it. She has no curves at all
I would still chow down on her starfish salad if you know what I mean
I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating ribs know what I mean?
>#sagawards
got that right
Yeah, she probably doesn't look great naked. In Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates, they have a seen where Plaza is fricking a guy in a standing position and you see her ass bounce up and down.
Anons said it was a butt double. But I know her butt, it's her. And that's because it's not a nice pooper. Too flat and loose. That's our Aubrey!
I can't wait till he returns
Return of the king.
I love Abrey Plaza's fate. Totally my type. She was amazing on the white lotus
What's her fate? Drug OD in a hot tub?
I feel like being attracted to Plaza is a toxoplasmosis-like side effect of the vax. You have to be unwell on a genetic level to be inclined to shoot your load in her direction.
You need to be israeli, which most of this board is
skinnyfat b***h on the right really needs to work on her core and herself. But especially her core.
It's a FUPA (fat upper pussy area) and Cinemaphile likes it. I want to feed her tacos till she pukes. And then caress her hairy belly.
Latinas all have mad bushes. Gives me jungle fever!
I didn't know aAubrey was a latina. Nice
>latinx
they look like mother and daughter
Ouch
I actually didn't like the Childs Play remake because she plays a mom - but now I can see it
Brutal