How strong was his rizz?

How strong was his rizz?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i want to see him bloody and crying maybe even decapitated in a sexy way

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    His what

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got this, I speak moron.

      His rizz so blank that he'd need a capybara just to get dinner for a shorty.

      He got so little rizz if the pogo stick bounced he'd still spend 20 to life on toilet with no rim.

      His rizz got slammed by a boomer with a bowtie.

      His rizz so low it like an M-word tried to pick up an N-word in it's F150.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry did i scare you OP

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he look like GypsyCrusader?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gigantic

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by how many foids and gays draw fan art of him, I'm guessing a lot. The Latin lover trope exists for a reason amigo.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      lol b***hes love self inserting themselves in these scenarios. Reminds me of the Brazilian guy from inside out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't act like we're any better.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Usually the anons here will project onto a faceless character. Women straight up just draw themselves. No projection, just shameless self insertion

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He made several asian women ovulate in movie theaters across the globe. I'd say he might be a little charismatic.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      whatr

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a screenshot of some chinese lady on Xitter saying that she was ovulating every time Miguel appeared. Wish i had saved it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >theres a 60 year old filipino woman with a miguel stick on her car somewhere
      cute

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain this in detail.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I already explained here

        There was a screenshot of some chinese lady on Xitter saying that she was ovulating every time Miguel appeared. Wish i had saved it.

        (see also all Miguel fanart)

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's very strong. Latin lover, tall dark and handsome, vampire, tragic backstory, leader of the pack, lost a child, sad boy, dutiful, etc. He's weapons grade husbando material.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how Cinemaphile b***hed about Miguel having dark skin when he was first revealed but suddenly shut the frick up when they saw the movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a symptom of exactly what the movie ended up being

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Strong enough that he stole gwen from miles and hobie before they even had the chance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >before they even had the chance
      Hobie already pumped and dumped her while she was staying with him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miguel can keep that dried up old hag.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kind reminder that, although your ship was born from being a bunch of crybabies, Penny was in the Spider society on Miguel's side and probably also participated in the hunt for Miles
        So Miguel probably also already spanked those yellow buttocks and that's why he showed up telling Miles to turn himself in and never visited him, because she was obedient to Miguel.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love the miles x peni ship

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You don't love the miles x peni ship, you just love Miles not being with Gwen.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Naw, it's cute.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    post more miggy

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Very

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    rizz what are you forty

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has unintentional rizz, if he tried to be intentional about it he'd fail miserably.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How strong was his ri-

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Irl fangirl legions, at least Onceler tier, but doesn't reach Josh Hutcherson.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Movie Miguel is proof that the best way to pander to women and gays is to give them a tall muscular man that has anger issues, commits involuntary manslaughter and doesn't hesitate to throw hands with teenagers.

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