How tall is Superman supposed to be?

How tall is Superman supposed to be?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    About average. A rare case of accurate Hollywood casting.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. Superman is supposed to appear to be your average not-mutt American: over 6' 3", white, muscular... that's how he blends in the crowd of other REAL Americans.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      so 5'8"

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe in mutt-ridden shitholes like California or NYC that's the average height, but in the parts of the REAL America (aka. places with white people), the average height is above 6' 3". anybody with less than that should be consider a subhuman and be put down like a dog.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          There is not a single white ethnicity that is 6'3 on average. Americans are a mix of tall whites (nords, germans) and shorter whites (irish, brits and italians).

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            the shorter "whites" aren't real whites. an essential aspect of the white race is their enormous stature. if he's short, he ain't a real white.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >irish, brits and italians.
            >whites

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Anglos-Saxons aren't white?

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                no, they aren't. they're pale-skinned mutts.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in the parts of the REAL America (aka. places with white people)
          So Argentina? Whose average height is also 5'8"? lmao

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks about the continent America when reading the word America.
            Hispanic detected

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          find me any white country in the world where the average heigh is above 6'0 its impossible

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            the average height is pulled down by shitskins and faux whites (ex. irish). but there was a time—before the ~~*menace*~~—were there existed white uthopias with average heights of over 6'3".

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick names their son Wolfgang?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has that Superman energy going. Gunn made a mistake.

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow if whites are that rare then maybe they deserve to go extinct

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shorter "whites" aren't real whites. an essential aspect of the white race is their enormous stature. if he's short, he ain't a real white.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      real beauty is rare, so it must be treasured. mediocrity is common, so it's worthless.

      you think like an envious israelite: you see the beauty of which you lack and wish nothing but it's demise. you're evil and disgusting. unworthy of being in this beautiful world that God almighty gave us. please, spare us from your existence and have a nice day KNOW

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    6'4" is peak manlet tbh.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      true. the king of manlets. normal people are, at least, 7' 0"

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably 5'10, not tall not short just average

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >brown manlet whose brain has been hopelessly rotten by /misc/ seethes and babbles about shizo-israeli shit
    either a glowie or an authentic subhuman. either way, kys

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guarantee I'm whiter than you, and you will get whats coming to you coinblatt

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i-i'm actually white
        stfu and suck a dick, Tyrone. you're zesty and moisty and I'd frick your tight boipussy if I ever have the chance.

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >David what?

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'4"*
    * when wearing her 6 inch stillettos

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you implying that he's just 4"? lmao, you're an idiot.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        at 4 inches he's got 8 times your length, dicklet

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          your sister said my dick was big enough for her tight pussy while i was fricking the brains out of her. she was such a dirty bawd 🙂

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anything above 170" is pretty decent. Above 180" is pushing it and woman will think you're too tall.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Above 180" is pushing it and woman will think you're too tall.
      >4.5m is too tall
      everyone laugh at this manlet

      your sister said my dick was big enough for her tight pussy while i was fricking the brains out of her. she was such a dirty bawd 🙂

      jokes on you, i only have 2 brothers. check for nutsack first you desperate homosexual.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        one of your brothers is a sissy who likes to cross-dress and beg for dick in all fours like a bawd. maybe it's something that runs in the family and I get to break your bussy next 😀

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          save blogging for your tumbr thats only followed by both your dads

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    like a big flyover state farmboy, 6 foot or higher will do

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do hispanics think they classify as "americans"? you dont even classify as humans!

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Even Garth Ennis was able to debunk all this schizo ranting

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >corenswet
    boy if i ever heard a celeb last name that should be changed

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad Tall but not freakish lanky giant tall. Cavill is 6'2" and Christopher Reeve was 6'4", so this new guy is the right height

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's legit supposed to be 6'3"
    Christopher Reeve was 6'4" and well received back in the day.

    This Corenswet guy seems physically well suited, no idea about his acting though.

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    6'3 so he's probably an inch shorter(actors tend to fraud 2 inches)

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the new superman? Why isn’t he black?

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