>360
360 what? Degrees? Are you telling me I'm supposed to turn around facing the screen again? Is this some sort of a mutt education or are have yuropoor education standards fallen so drastically due to an influx of brownoids?
Nah man, I did the same mistake in military. In one of the first drills the lieutenant said "Full turn left" so I remembered that according to Cinemaphile full turn will result me facing the same direction. So there I was doing a spin as everyone else looks to the other direction. The lieutenant starts to laugh at me. So stop trolling: Full turn = 360 degrees = Face the other way.
Every single time someone makes a thread about this scene there's always a person saying it wasn't about penis size even though literally no one brought it up.
I'm guessing someone with a small dick.
Every single time someone makes a thread about this scene there's always a person saying it wasn't about penis size even though literally no one brought it up.
I'm guessing someone with a small dick.
Did you even watch the movie? The narrator says she didn't find sex that interesting, not "Lol her bf has small peen0r XDDD"
>tfw no asexual bro who lets you nut in her because she knows you enjoy it, the same way a friend might let you borrow their car or help you move a couch even though they don't actually "want" to
That's pretty fricking hot but I'd be too afraid of getting stds or being framed into paying child support. Not to mention there's always the prospect you're fricking her bareback/kissing her minutes after some other guy did just that.
Finally an Anon with some balls. Hookers are based.
>tfw your regular girl lets you bareback and kiss her now
>have girlfriend >don't even bother fricking her and only stay with her because she makes more money than she costs >have silicone and tpe sex dolls because I hate her so much
lmao I never even had a girlfriend, but I've been to prostitutes. I can't say that I'm in a position to compare but judging by how miserable all of my girlfriended friends are, I'd say I dodged a bullet there.
The scary part is how even guys you thought were better than this get slowly buy inevitably pussywhipped and molded into whatever their partners want them to be.
how do I even do that? I think that I can last reasonably long (about ten minutes of actual penetration without any breaks or switching positions or anything) but the only thing that seem to do is make women bored.
>get called an incel on Cinemaphile >start getting self conscious about my virginity >know it's not even a troony/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry >get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fricking damn it. I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it. He recently caught me watching a vtuber and thought it was a cartoon until he figured out what I was really watching. I don't think he was angry, but he was really disappointed. He also hates it when I watch streamers too but Jerma unironically helped me get through high school since I was bullied constantly. It made me feel like I had a friend at home and the community didn't constantly berate me like the kids at school. Streamers in general really helped with my depression growing up.
I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public and around my friends instead of referring to me by my real name. It's getting annoying.
He used to play baseball while he finished his degree so I tried to show him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching Smash evo and he just asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?"
>I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it.
tell dad to pay for a hooker. If he refuses then tell him it's his fault you're a virgin. Extra points if you call the cops and tell them your dad threatened you. Even more extra points if they beat the shit out of him and send him into coma so you can collect welfare.
assuming this isn't a trollpost I stopped caring about it when I was 23/24
I pretty much had no female contact for like 8 years and then I started a job with all women and eventually this was gonna be a problem so I pulled the whole "sort of asexual, sort of repressed in a controlling household" justification and they mostly backed off
> not losing your virginity when you're 15 while dating the hockey bawd on your co-ed team who's a year older than you
lmao why live? girls were fricking dumb in highschool it was pretty easy to date them long enough to frick them. just tell them you love them and shit and make them feel special
I didn't go to high school. My parents forged the papers because I was too stubborn and autistic to go there and they didn't want me to be prevented from getting a college degree. I haven't even tried dating girls until my second year in college, and it never gotten to a romantic point. We'd just chat about college topics and pop culture, and then I'd just go home and get drunk.
the girl on my hockey team didn't go to my school. in fact none of the girls I fricked in highschool did (5). Two on vacation, one through a mutual friend and one from a music school I went to. Big fan of not shitting where you eat, also only having to see them once a week, have sex, then dip for a week and play video games the rest of the time.
You don't have to actively avoid anything, it's enough if you're a sperg with sperg friends. I'd still be single if my girlfriend didn't force herself on me.
Correct. I'm a 32 year old khv, since I dropped out of highschool at 16 I only ever leave my room to walk my dog. I think the last time I talked to a woman that wasn't my mom or aunt is when they made me go to the dentist 4 years ago.
Having a gf isn't all it's cracked up to be. You're not going to magically stop being depressed or stop having problems because you have one. I actively ignore mine but she loves me and it sucks.
does she at least split the rent? One of the biggest reason I'm a bachelor is money btw. It's much easier to plan your month's expenses with a hooker than with a girlfriend. Cheaper too.
Actually false for me. I have very high anxiety which comes as fear and muscle tension so high it’s almost painful. It gets reduced by a feeling of belonging - from family, a good friend group, a good job, or a gf. My anxiety just vanished when I’m in a relationship or otherwise emotionally intimate with a girl.
>This thread is like a convention of bitter incels.
joke on you. I've got hookers. What have you got? A wife and kids? My condolences. Unless you're a tr00n. The only one who'll get my condolences in that case is your chopped off peepee.
I never said that you're a tr00n if you don't have a family. I jsut said that being one is worse than having a family. But it's much better not to have a family and be straight, won't you agree?
Are hookers really that great for yoy? In my experience they do pretty shitty job 90% of times and only look to pushing you out the door and getting another client. There are some great ones but those are few and far between and don't work for very long, maybe they get married or something idk.
There are also more high end options that start at like 1000$/h but I can't imagine sex being worth that much money unless you're fricking prime sasha grey or something
I had mid level Russian hookers in yurop and they're fine by me. You pay for the hour and if you still got time you can chat about stuff. If you want more time - then she's all yours if you got the cash.
If hookers are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
It will feel much better after your first visit, trust me.
>It will feel much better
I would only feel even more pathetic than now. Again, would literally rather die as a kissless virgin if that's my only option
>I would only feel even more pathetic than now.
how do you know? > Again, would literally rather die as a kissless virgin if that's my only option
It's like saying your only option is to be a CEO but you will never get an entry level job so you die unemployed. WTF is that, anon. It's not how the world works. First you get some good experience with a hooker, then you loosen up afterwards and start feeling more confident dating girls. You can even ask the hooker if she can give you advice dating girls. You're paying her to be nice, so she won't be mean.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Anon hookers don't solve adult virgin problems. An adult virgin can go to a different prostitute every other day and he would still be a clueless kissless virgin IRL in any other situation.
Sex mechanics are like 0.1% of actual problems of an adult virgin, mere sex won't fix any of it. >You can even ask the hooker if she can give you advice dating girls
You must be baiting at this point.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Anon hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
citation needed >An adult virgin can go to a different prostitute every other day and he would still be a clueless kissless virgin IRL in any other situation.
in what way? I have seen more kissless virgin with a wife and three kids. You can see the faith in humanity erased in their eyes. I'd say more - you can sense their soul was already gone, placed forever in the deepest tightest cages somewhere in hell. >Sex mechanics are like 0.1% of actual problems of an adult virgin, mere sex won't fix any of it.
what problems? That you can't date women using dating apps? Nobody can, anon. Dating is a lifestyle choice. You need to make it your full time job. I don't have time for that shit, and most people who have a meaningful life don't have time for that either. >You must be baiting at this point.
I asked hundreds of normie women and they all spoke out of their ass all the time. Hookers were much more honest.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>in what way? >what problems?
I literally just explained it to you, the problem of an adult kissless virgin isn't that he doesn't know how low the hole is but how to get any girl to even just a first date in the first place.
Everything before sex is the problem, not sex itself. Not to mention that you would still remain kissless after visiting a hooker, it's basically paying for condomed masturbation by proxy and the adult virgin is still equally as clueless in how to get any girl after the act.
Hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
It's not wrong, except now you moved the goalpost from >I am still a virgin at 22 and it's making me nervous
to >I am moronic permavirgin with no social skills
Decide which one you are and take apropriate steps, I don't know you.
This entire thread isn't just one person talking with you you know. And yes the problem of an adult virgin isn't the sex part but everything what comes before the sex part, now you know.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>how to get any girl to even just a first date in the first place.
you don't get "any" girl on a first date. I already said you need to be in a business managing your online dating profile for that crap. Ironically, prostitutes more about this stuff because they are in the same business - they have online pages, with photos and all that crap, to make them more presentable to their customers. You can ask their advice and go find a dating guru or some other fraud. But that's the best you can do. >Everything before sex is the problem, not sex itself.
I know, but why should it be your problem? >it's basically paying for condomed masturbation by proxy and the adult virgin is still equally as clueless in how to get any girl after the act.
Again, you will never get "any" girl. But you can increase your chances by finding girls you can date. But to do that properly you need some advice and some confidence too. How the hell are you supposed to get confident if you can't even pay a visit to a hooker? lmao she literally wants you to visit her. You think you can go and start dating "any" girl with that kind of attitude >Hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
Then who does? Oh let me guess - fashion companies, dating apps and "pick up artists"? LMAO Anon you disappoint me. You're mixing up the horse and the cart here. If you want to stay home and readwatch about dating feel free to - but it won't help you get anywhere close. Seeing a hooker on the other hand can help you at least get some entry level things over with. Why are you so persistent in being an incel?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Again, you will never get "any" girl.
Then I will rather die a kissless virgin than ever go to a hooker if that's the case. >Then who does
Learning how to be social, getting friends, expanding your friend group and getting closer with someone inside that wider friend group. You know, like any other normal person.
You sound more like a virgin than an actual virgin when you can't think of anything but hookers and PUA scam artists.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Then I will rather die a kissless virgin than ever go to a hooker if that's the case.
yeah if that was the attitude of your ancestors you'd be extinct. Get real, I don't know where you got this shit in your head but you don't get "any" girl. It just doesn't work. Ask for any dating advice from anyone and they'll tell you the same. >Learning how to be social, getting friends, expanding your friend group and getting closer with someone inside that wider friend group. You know, like any other normal person.
I've met thousands of normies and all of what you mention is just an illusion they create for others. It's all a silly meme. If you want to have have friends so desperately - pay people to be their friends. Good luck with that but it's the surest way to get friends unless you're in a kindergarten or some shit. >You sound more like a virgin than an actual virgin when you can't think of anything but hookers and PUA scam artists.
I stopped thinking about sex when I went to a hooker for the first time. I visit one maximum once or twice a year. You're the one complaining here about dying a kissless virgin, m8. I'm merely offering a better way out of that.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You seem to fundamentally misunderstand what I'm saying all this time.
Being an adult kissless virgin is the end result of the problems, not the root of the problem. If you want to fix the problems of an adult virgin you must fix the root, otherwise he'll remain a kissless virgin in every other aspect.
In fact I'd go as far as saying that an adult kissless virgin going regularly to hookers will only result in MORE problems for that virgin on average, not fix him.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Being an adult kissless virgin is the end result of the problems, not the root of the problem.
what's the the problem then? Autism? Get therapy and a prescription. >an adult kissless virgin going regularly to hookers will only result in MORE problems for that virgin on average
what problems? I've had no problems so far. It's legal and I pay cash anyway.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>what's the the problem then?
The problem is such a person can't manage to get to a single kiss with a girl, let alone to sex. Like I said, the problem is everything before the sex part. >I've had no problems
You're not an adult kissless virgin. A 30 something year old kissless virgin going regularly to prostitutes will skew his perspective on intimate relationships even more and become even more dysfunctional IRL than before. Not to mention that most adult virgins want a family first and foremost, not just a hole to put their condomed penis into.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>The problem is such a person can't manage to get to a single kiss with a girl, let alone to sex.
that's a problem??? Let me guess - the "real" problem is that you can't get something just because you want it, right? I've got bad news for you, though. It's just like that with everything in life. It's not a problem, it's a feature of being a life. Cry about it. >You're not an adult kissless virgin. A 30 something year old kissless virgin going regularly to prostitutes will skew his perspective on intimate relationships even more and become even more dysfunctional IRL than before. Not to mention that most adult virgins want a family first and foremost, not just a hole to put their condomed penis into.
but I'm just that. I have never had sex nor even kissed a girl unless she was a hooker. How is that making me dysfunctional though? I have a job and pay taxes. I make more money than most people in my area too. In what way am I or am I not an adult kissless virgin? I haven't kissed a girl in over a year btw, and I can't kiss that well anyway. So does that make me a kissless virgin who goes to hookers? Or am I still not it? You're confusing me, anon ...
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I have never had sex nor even kissed a girl unless she was a hooker. How is that making me dysfunctional though
Dysfunctional in social terms, in terms of getting girls IRL, in terms of forming and raising a family, you know things which make a normal person functional.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Dysfunctional in social terms
in what way? > in terms of getting girls IRL
but most people don't get any girls? They find some girl and settle with her. The amount of men who actually go out of their way to find a girl is incredibly small. > in terms of forming and raising a family, you know things which make a normal person functional.
you seriously think being a family man is functional? Oh Lord, why are you so naive. I've met family people at my job and I can tell they've gotten older just from being in the middle of that entire "functional" shit, as you'd call it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Most men at my last office job preferred longer hours and overtimes to avoid going back to nagging wives lmao
I wish I was joking
7 months ago
Anonymous
I hate my job but if I was in the same position I'd do anything to keep it. I would never sacrifice my bachelor life. I think the best way to procreate in this kind of sick society is get as many kids out of wedlock as possible but do that discreetly so that the women won't trace it back to you to get their government mandated kiddie cash
7 months ago
Anonymous
the last thing society needs is more maladjusted incels raised by single mothers with no father figures present in their lives
7 months ago
Anonymous
>the last thing society needs is more maladjusted incels raised by single mothers with no father figures present in their lives
who asked 'the society' what it 'needs'? I do what I want.
7 months ago
Anonymous
you don't care about the wellbeing of your own children?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>you don't care about the wellbeing of your own children?
I do but not at my expense.
7 months ago
Anonymous
then you don't care about them if you are not willing to take care of them and instead ruin the lives of the women that trusted you enough to have a kid with them
7 months ago
Anonymous
>ruin the lives of the women
stopped reading right there. WTF is wrong with you anon. Are you a man or a c**t?
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not the one who's acting like being a deadbeat father is a good thing
7 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm not the one who's acting like being a deadbeat father is a good thing
anon, do you even understand what you're saying? Have you actually met "deadbeat" fathers? They're all married and they all have kids! Like picrel.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Have you actually met "deadbeat" fathers? They're all married and they all have kids!
You're right, you're even worse than a deadbeat father since you won't even acknowledge having the kid to the woman to get out of paying for alimony
to say you still care about the kids even though you'd let them live in poverty with some mentally unstable freak of a woman is just plain nonsense, just don't fricking have kids if you don't want to care for them
7 months ago
Anonymous
>You're right, you're even worse than a deadbeat father since you won't even acknowledge having the kid to the woman to get out of paying for alimony
if it's a boy then yes, but as long as he stays with me. If it's a girl - then nah. I don't want any female children. Unless I can frick them when they turn 18
7 months ago
Anonymous
so what caused you to turn into a misogynist?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>so what caused you to turn into a misogynist?
only a permavirgin or a disgusting tr00n asks this kind of a question
7 months ago
Anonymous
c'mon anon, I don't think anyone is born with inherent hatred of women, what caused you to dislike them so much?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>what caused you to dislike them so much?
what makes you think I dislike them?
7 months ago
Anonymous
well, you don't want to raise a kid with them present, nor do you want to care for your own kid if it's a girl unless you can frick her later
what other conclusion am I supposed to come to?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>what other conclusion am I supposed to come to?
Well, you could assume that I don't want to get mixed in the family law bullshit or be held up like a hostage by a woman because of her spawn. I don't have to hate women to want some independence in this life.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>held up like a hostage by a woman because of her spawn.
brother, it's YOUR spawn as well, not just hers >I don't have to hate women to want some independence in this life.
then don't have kids if you value independence above all, no reason to ruin a womans and your kids life by forcing her to take care of it all by herself
7 months ago
Anonymous
>brother, it's YOUR spawn as well, not just hers
oh yeah? How does she prove that? DNA test? Don't break my balls here. No jurisdiction anywhere in the world considers a DNA test sufficient proof to absolve you of your "responsibility" to care for any woman's spawn. Cheating is real, and one of the reason so called "trad" prostitutes are vehemently opposed to DNA testing is precisely that. They would come up with bullshit like "muh j00s will copyright the kid's DNA" just to make sure she keeps you in her pocket. Unless there is a substantial proof, like Y-chromosome DNA or autosomal DNA match, then it's not my kids. Period. >then don't have kids if you value independence above all
who are you to tell me what to do? >no reason to ruin a womans and your kids life by forcing her to take care of it all by herself
no, anon, you look at this wrong. I give a woman a purpose to live by providing her with my exalted semen. She is supposed to thank me for making it possible for her to have this meaning of life - her babies. I'm what makes it possible, not she. I can always go to a poor brown country and inseminate women there so they can give birth to someone taller and whiter than the typical menfolk there. What options does she have? Chad and Tyrone? LMAO.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know man, I just feel sorry for all the future high school shooters you'll spawn with your unwilligness to take responsibility
maybe if all kids actually had proper father figures in their lives, perhaps our world wouldn't be such a horrible place to live, but since people like you will continue to exist and procreate, that may as well be a pipedream
7 months ago
Anonymous
Well I told you how to fix being a kissless virgin situation but you chose to go extinct. Cheers. But you sure got them high moral grounds, sir. Yes, you do. You will die a very moral and functional kissless virgin. Your estate will be confiscated by the state and distributed to my out-of-wedlock school shooter kids. This is the future you chose by refusing some good old advice actual fathers gave their sons. The advice was very simple: stop whining and go see a hooker. But I guess you never had a proper father who gives a man's advice to his son.
7 months ago
Anonymous
you are now attacking me for reasons you made up in your head which do not even pertain to the discussion at hand >But I guess you never had a proper father who gives a man's advice to his son.
just like all your future kids?
7 months ago
Anonymous
no, my kids will have my based genes, not your puny ones, virgin.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>in what way?
You just said you were never intimate with a girl except with hookers. 99% of normalgays will find that as very dysfunctional. >you seriously think being a family man is functional?
Now you're getting into semantics.
Yes there are "dysfunctional" people both in marriages and in relationships, the point is that an adult man never being with a girl except with hookers won't function the same in pretty much any social situation than someone who was. Or entering your 30s or 40s as a single man who was never in a relationship of any kind in his life will be seen as a gigantic red flag by pretty much everyone around you, especially girls.
Now of course you can cope to yourself that hookers perfectly replace the entire experience of being in relationships and having a family, but you're only lying to yourself in that case.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>You just said you were never intimate with a girl except with hookers. 99% of normalgays will find that as very dysfunctional.
really? You run a survey? >Or entering your 30s or 40s as a single man who was never in a relationship of any kind in his life will be seen as a gigantic red flag by pretty much everyone around you, especially girls.
I'm 32 anon, idgaf. Besides, it's pretty normal. More normal than you might think. I had two boomer grand uncles, and both died never marrying. They were very social. One was even a member of a local petty crime group in his youth, and he had a son out of wedlock. The other one was a writer and he never had children. One died a violent but romatnic death, and the other one overdosed on drugs. You just never hear about these things. >Now of course you can cope to yourself that hookers perfectly replace the entire experience of being in relationships
OK, how would that 'relationship' look like? Spending money on her coffee breaks with her girlfriends while I'm breaking my ass in the office? Frick that, bro. Real relationships aren't like you think they are. I've never had one but I've been around enough normies to see that it's mostly pathological love/hate frenemy shit.
7 months ago
Anonymous
You just explained how your uncles were criminals and junkies who died alone having never been in any kind of relationship and then say how that's normal. Anon, I'm sorry but you're delusional, and I say that as a damn kissless virgin. >Spending money on her coffee breaks with her girlfriends while I'm breaking my ass in the office
Look anon I can cope how I'm le superior by being a kissless virgin as well saying how everyone else has it so bad, but the truth is that would just be me coping because I'm a kissless virgin.
At least be a bit self-aware, that there are also quality relationships/marriages and that there are married people who are not miserable. Having children in a quality functioning marriage is not comparable to an endless stream of best hookers on the planet and you know it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>who died alone having never been in any kind of relationship
I never said that. They both had many girlfriends, just only one managed to knock one up. Only one was a criminal and a junkie. The other one died because of the things he wrote. Which is quite romantic. He also had a lot of girlfriends in his youth. >I'm sorry but you're delusional, and I say that as a damn kissless virgin.
wow, you seem like an authority on delusions here. Thanks for enlightening me, kissless virgin anon. >At least be a bit self-aware
I am. Are you thugh? >Having children in a quality functioning marriage is not comparable to an endless stream of best hookers on the planet and you know it.
How do you know? Have you had kids? Do you friends have kids? I know mine do, and it sucks ass. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to have kids too but I'd rather outsource bringing them up to my grandparents or something. Frick dealing with that shit.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>They both had many girlfriends
Then they were miles ahead of you (and me of course) >Do you friends have kids? I know mine do, and it sucks ass.
You base your entire perspective on life on your criminal junkie uncles and your friends, who I can safely assume don't live healthy normal lives either. Again you cope as if everyone must be as miserable as the people close to you. >I'd love to have kids too but I'd rather outsource bringing them up to my grandparents or something. Frick dealing with that shit.
Don't have a kid until you change your mindset. If you don't change it, then just don't have it, no point.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Not him but I've been to hookers twice and both times it was super awkward and boring and I wanted to die inside. The entire time I was thinking how uncomfortable it was and how I wanted to go home. Hookers are absolutely not worth it, the only thing they do is give you practice on how to endure distilled awkwardness.
7 months ago
Anonymous
hookres are great, the problem is you, Ive had sex with so many great hookers, they really go to twon and put the effort in, I tell them i want the gf experience then i pretend to rape them so much fun
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, the problem is that unlike you I have a soul and empathy and when I see the thousand wiener PTSD stare in their eyes it kills my boner instantly.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I've only seen "The thousand yard wiener PTSD stare" on the "C" tier girls in a brothel, the ones that they don't advertise openly on websites. Usually those are ugly ones or university students or whatever, they are usually so shell-shocked by what they're going through for some money that even I get a feeling of true fear when I stare into their empty eyes. On the other side you have the "nymphos", they are batshit insane and scare me even more.
7 months ago
Anonymous
> empathy
a high IQ white man such as myself has no need for such a thing
7 months ago
Anonymous
High IQ white men, which you are not, are the ones with the highest empathy. Half the world would be dead or in the bronze age if not for the helping hand of the white man. The only "people" with no empathy are nigs, browns and bugs.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Half the world would be dead or in the bronze age if not for the helping hand of the white man. The only "people" with no empathy are nigs, browns and bugs.
couldn't agree more. That's why white men need to stop saving the world and let the subhumans eat each other.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Not him but I've been to hookers twice and both times it was super awkward and boring
yes, believe it or not, sex is actually pretty awkward and boring. Ask anyone who has wife and kids. If you want it to be exciting then stay home and jerk off. Or do something dangerous like flrit with your sister-in-law.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Anon hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
citation needed >An adult virgin can go to a different prostitute every other day and he would still be a clueless kissless virgin IRL in any other situation.
in what way? I have seen more kissless virgin with a wife and three kids. You can see the faith in humanity erased in their eyes. I'd say more - you can sense their soul was already gone, placed forever in the deepest tightest cages somewhere in hell. >Sex mechanics are like 0.1% of actual problems of an adult virgin, mere sex won't fix any of it.
what problems? That you can't date women using dating apps? Nobody can, anon. Dating is a lifestyle choice. You need to make it your full time job. I don't have time for that shit, and most people who have a meaningful life don't have time for that either. >You must be baiting at this point.
I asked hundreds of normie women and they all spoke out of their ass all the time. Hookers were much more honest.
I'll add even more. I was invited by women in college to see their homes. One's boyfriend was out and another was single. It didn't even cross my mind they were trying to get me have sex with them. Not even once. Only much later (after seeing a hooker) I realized what was up. I would still be biting my elbows if I stayed a virgin incel moron. But thankfully, prostitution is legal where I live, and even if it wasn't, Amsterdam isn't far.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Amsterdam is a fricking tourist trap, go to pasha in kologne (germany)
7 months ago
Anonymous
you're like a little baby, that's nothing >hang out with a girl in HS regularly, friendly, sometimes little flirty >she invites me to her apartment one day >nobody's home obviously >we get in her room >literally lay on her bed >she puts on tv and get closer to me >we awkwardly watch for a bit >suddenly she says she has something to show me >she has a box under her bed, reach out in it and take out jockey whip >"hehe, what do you think anon?" >"cool, I didn't know you were into horse riding" >she dies a little inside >we watch some more tv and then I went home
among other feats of mine is girl telling me she's sad and lonely and wants me to come over and I said I don't have time because I was playing Shadow of Mordor or my friend telling me a girl told his gf she want to frick me and I didn't follow on that because I am moronic beyond salvation
so to that anon who says it's impossible to make it to 25 without doing so, it's actually very easy when you're turboautist sperg
7 months ago
Anonymous
>>she has a box under her bed, reach out in it and take out jockey whip >>"hehe, what do you think anon?" >>"cool, I didn't know you were into horse riding"
hahahahahahaha
7 months ago
Anonymous
This makes me feel better about myself >Be 14 >Girl that always comes for summer from city comes back with massive breasts >We end up playing hide an seek in a corn field >She says she knows a spot >Says to code my eyes >I open them to see her leaning to kiss me >Dodge the kiss and hug her instead saying it’s ok and we should go back to group
For the love of God how am I so moronic
And the number 2 >A girl in the class is taller than me >We graduate and my uni is really far away relatively to other classmates >Meet her on a train station >She causes us to miss the train but says it’s ok we can go out for drinks and that I shouldn’t worry because I can crash at her place as her parents are away >Takes me to a quiet bar with dimly lit cabins >As we pass the full height mirror she stops and says look at you, anon, all grown up now. It’s true I grew like 15 cm in a year after school. Still have a bunch of stretch marks everywhere >She laughs saying it’s hot how I am taller than her >We drink beer, then another. I have high tolerance but she gets wasted >She touches me and pulls me close constantly >I distinctly remember how her touches interrupted my thought process about selling iron for a good price in mount and blade >End up going to her place >She puts on a movie and we lay on bed >I ask where I am gonna sleep >She leans over and kisses me >I don’t know what to do and ask her make me a tea >She fricking goes to kitchen, makes me a tea and comes back
I just realised I can’t even force myself to type it out in the end. I am sorry anons, I am too fricking moronic for this world
7 months ago
Anonymous
you and me both anon, you and me both
7 months ago
Anonymous
I feel you anon. I'd blame my parents for being this clueless myself. But they are as cluess as they get, so there's no point in that.
7 months ago
Anonymous
It can be worse >At uni early summer closing off some debts >A girl walks into the lecture room and the time literally slows down >She is hot, everything about her is hot, her face, her hair, her voice, her demeanour >Somehow? literally can’t remember and up with her number >Start texting >Tons of similar interests, somehow she is interested in niche stuff I care about no one gave a shit before >She constantly asks me to go out >Eventually agree because I promised I wouldn’t refuse thrice >We go out, walk around the city, talk about history and architecture >She trips and I take her hand >Her hands are sweaty >Escort her home >She tries to kiss me >Say sorry and never go out afterwards >Run into her 8 years later when my wife is pregnant and I am married >Talk about shit and how moronic we were in uni while shopping >She asks how I have been >I tell her >She storms out crying >Try to find her on any social network >I am blocked everywhere >It’s been two years, still blocked
I am happy with my life, I love my kid and my wife but I just can’t stop thinking about it
7 months ago
Anonymous
You did absolutely nothing wrong. It was 8 years ago, any sane human would have moved on already.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>somehow she is interested in niche stuff I care about no one gave a shit before >angry about you having ignored her
bipolar signs, she would have completely ruined your life
7 months ago
Anonymous
oof, anon. That's rough. Even if I had kids and wife I'd take my chances and cheat, though. I can't imagine having wife though. I'd rather get a bunch of out of wedlock kids with some filipina and pay her some so she stays out of my life...
7 months ago
Anonymous
My father cheated on my mom and I ended up growing up with no father or any father figure as mom never remarried or dated? anyone so I feel ill just thinking about cheating
7 months ago
Anonymous
>My father cheated on my mom and I ended up growing up with no father or any father figure as mom never remarried or dated? anyone so I feel ill just thinking about cheating
but was it your father's fault? I think if women were more accepting of their cheating husbands things like these won't be as much of an issue. My father left my mom btw but he didn't cheat - he actually found another woman to marry. We're still good friends and I spend great time with my half-siblings. Not having a father figure is not a problem really, as long as you don't do stupid shit like break the law.
7 months ago
Anonymous
frick you you clueless bastard, never tell anyone to go to Amsterdam for sex. I was in a 4 star hotel and ordered a hooker for the evening, first it was the wrong woman and then that fricking b***h wanted me pay 100€ extra just so I can suck her nipples, I was so angry I could barely get my dick up. I would have preferred to strangle her in my room and throw her out of the window.
7 months ago
Anonymous
lmao poorgay
7 months ago
Anonymous
why the frick would I pay 100 for something I get for free with hookers that had much better breasts anyway. Dumbasses like you pay for anything.
7 months ago
Anonymous
idk I got 1 hour for 200 euros at a hooker's place. I'm not inviting anyone to my home, let alone pay extra for a hotel lmao. And 200 eur/h wasn't even the cheapest option in town! Check East Europe out if Amsterdam is too expensive for you.
I think it could be the moment where you think >so I was making a big deal out of THAT
and be a lot more comfortable with yourself. And there is always another benefit of knowing how to put your dick in and how to move your hips so you don't make an ass out of yourself when the time comes.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Anon hookers don't solve adult virgin problems. An adult virgin can go to a different prostitute every other day and he would still be a clueless kissless virgin IRL in any other situation.
Sex mechanics are like 0.1% of actual problems of an adult virgin, mere sex won't fix any of it. >You can even ask the hooker if she can give you advice dating girls
You must be baiting at this point.
7 months ago
Anonymous
It's not wrong, except now you moved the goalpost from >I am still a virgin at 22 and it's making me nervous
to >I am moronic permavirgin with no social skills
Decide which one you are and take apropriate steps, I don't know you.
they're just like any other tradeperson, some do great job, some less so
I groom myself, treat them nice and never had unpleasant time
the best thing about hookers is that you don't have to do the usual dancing monkey routine like with normal girls, just pay the money and enojy yourself
also 1000 dollars for hooker is moronic unless it's some famous pornstar or something like you said, and at that point you pay for the experience of her, not the sex itself
I have grown fully indifferent to having a girlfriend. In fact, the idea horrifies me. It would be a total disaster. I had sex once, it was bad, and it got me to stop caring about fricking anymore. I'm 25 and I'll probably regret dying alone once I get too old to date, but this is the fate I've chosen. I cannot even conceive the idea of being happy with another person. I have my family and friends, although they'll probably go away at some point. Nevertheless, everything is going to just get worse with time.
stop, look at her laughing then punch as hard you can in the stomach as you watch her smile fade continue fricking her while slapping her face for laughing, fricking prostitute is gonna learn today
i would do this and definitely mess her face up so shes scared to go out in public after that
You're not supposed to care or do anything, all you want to do at that point is just cum. If you have just started to hook up with someone caring about the girl's experience too much is just moronic. That's the exact reason betas don't even have sex in the first place.
I've never made a woman cum just by fricking her and I never will and I literally could not care less. It's not my problem. Sex feels great, I bust fast and I'm not trying to impress anyone really.
I am sorry but I would like to use this thread to dump my moronation as well >Have crooked teeth >Get laughed at by two girls about it in like 5th grade >Became fixated on it >Parents too poor to give a frick >View the whole world through the fricking crooked teeth lense >Deny any girl that approached me throughout my youth as they surely just trying to mock me >Get literally deus ex machina girlfriend >She comes into my dorm room, initiates conversation, takes me out and guides me how to sex >End up living together and marrying >Never talking about teeth, I constantly ashamed when she is looking at me when I talk >She herself has perfect teeth >Years later (this year) gather courage to visit dentist first time in my life >12 (twelve) visits to fix everything up >Get braces >Just never talk about it with her even if she is trying to strike up the conversation I cut it down instantly >Two months go by >Yesterday go to an appointment and orthodontist puts in new arc >She takes pictures and shows me the comparison of how my teeth are aligning >Come home feeling easy for the first time in my life >Try to talk about all of this with her >She replies with wtf are you talking about you have normal teeth
>gf is tall, high iq, blonde, extremely loyal. perfect genetics and wife material >5/10 with stick body with A cups >can't stop staring at thick girls in public and want to cheat constantly
wat do
i'm a virgin too and i'm deathly afraid of ever having sex because my girth is thin for my length(7.5"x5.2"), if i have sex with a girl with a big body count she'll probably hardly feel it. if you have decent girth you should be fine because that's 90% of what makes a woman cum from piv.
I had sex with three women, all of them went long term with me, two of them worshipped my dick and my dick is smaller than that.
You should stop watching whatever you are watching or you will troon out in a few years
i mean. there's a chance you were just with inexperienced women. which is good. i'm 31 and women around my age who haven't settled down have been around a lot i imagine and i have a lot of anxiety about not being enough. i doubt i'll even ever have sex though so it doesn't matter.
Nah my first gf was a town tart and she was saying I am trolling her telling I was d virgin.
She literally said I haven't been fricked like that
The only thing worth noting is that I can last a long while and have a good stamina because I am semi professional swimmer
There is no doubt giant dicks can force women to orgasm but I think for them it's mostly psychological anyway
Unironically depends on a woman
If she is well adjusted is pretty easy
You go out and kiss during summer wholesome moment
Then you say some dirty stuff ironically
By the time you get home she wants to get fricked
You can take it higher by teasing her but again depends on her own kinks
Ex-gf told me the hardest I ever made her cum was after I spent half an hour nonstop fingering her while sucking her nipples. Sometimes it's a lot of work, but in the moment seeing what you're doing to her only makes you want to keep going.
I've probably never made a chick cum using just my dick.
harder nowadays. internet and porn consumption hasnt just hurt male libido. all these anxiety ridden adhd perennially online girls cant let themselves cum with another person
In my experience no but it really depends on the woman. Some cum easily with just veganal penetration, others strictly with clit stimulation and the latter usually takes a lot longer
As soon as you realise that sex isn’t the final goal, you’ll feel better. Most of the people worried about this sort of stuff conflate sex to a thing that will solve all of their problems. I fully encourage awkward autists to frick a prostitute, because if they are useful to society, they will realise that it doesn’t mean anything in the end. They will scratch the itch, get it out of the way, and then hopefully focus on more important things such as becoming the sort of person that they want to be, and then letting the cards fall as they may.
Life isn’t perfect, people die alone. Stop worrying about it and start doing things that can help you avoid it.
>the only people who don't act like sex is a big deal are normgroids who never had an issue getting it.
quite the contrary, I only have sex a few times a year with some mid tier yuropoor hooker. Sex stopped being an issue after the first visit. I have this sense of security that I can get sex anywhere anytime now because I've got the cash to pay for it. Never felt better after opening my eyes to that simple fact.
Keep humping but start slapping her around super hard and punching her and also choking her (not in a hehe a little sexy choking way in a I'm going to kill you way) while screaming "DON'T YOU FRICKING LOOK AT ME b***h DON'T YOU FRICKING LOOK AT MEEEEEE"
Go harder. She clearly has a cavernous snatch that's been tunneled out by miles of dick. Pick her up and throw her around the bed a lot, jump against her as you thrust and just impact the outside area so the numb bawd actually feels something.
matched a girl on tinder like 8 months ago, b***h treated me like shit constantly ignoring me, it took me stalking her profiles and repeatedly messaging her for 4 months to finally be able to go over to hers and smash, 2 months ago she complained to me that guys don't want to get to know her and they just want to smash, meanwhile I said in trying to get to know you and take you out on dates but she always ignored my offers and left them on seen (yes I knew I was the backup of the backup of the backup when Chad wasn't dicking her down)
complaining to me that men don't wanna get to know her and about all her insecurities with her face and body and today she just told me she has a boyfriend (I knew in the back of my head I never had a chance), it's so fricking demoralizing
turn 360 and get out
>360
360 what? Degrees? Are you telling me I'm supposed to turn around facing the screen again? Is this some sort of a mutt education or are have yuropoor education standards fallen so drastically due to an influx of brownoids?
you're trying too hard
newbie
I'm white
Nah man, I did the same mistake in military. In one of the first drills the lieutenant said "Full turn left" so I remembered that according to Cinemaphile full turn will result me facing the same direction. So there I was doing a spin as everyone else looks to the other direction. The lieutenant starts to laugh at me. So stop trolling: Full turn = 360 degrees = Face the other way.
Here's your (you). You moronic baiter
Hold a pillow over her face until she stops breathing and that dumb smile fades from her lifeless face
Fart into her ass
That's your answer to everything.
flip her over and hit it from the back, then "accidentally" bang her head into the headboard a few times. that face to face shit is too awkward
Not sure about beating her head but yes how the frick people enjoy face to face sex is beyond me
Plus you can push her head into bed
Face to face is intimate and hot, gives opportunity for kissing, licking, eye contact during penetration (some girls go wet as October for that), etc.
Sometimes I get the feeling most anons here have never even kissed a girl, let alone has sex with one
Jokes on you I have a wife and a kid and we do from behind 99 percent of time
I am just too autistic for missionary
How do you frick your kid 1% of the time and in what order are you three in 99% of the time?
You are not as funny as you think you are
Plus you get to feel her up
I've kissed girls but I don't like kissing on the lips. It's icky.
Did you even watch the movie? The narrator says she didn't find sex that interesting, not "Lol her bf has small peen0r XDDD"
Every single time someone makes a thread about this scene there's always a person saying it wasn't about penis size even though literally no one brought it up.
I'm guessing someone with a small dick.
No one who is obsessed with this still has ever seen this movie or even the scene. It has been scientifically proven at this point.
>tfw no asexual bro who lets you nut in her because she knows you enjoy it, the same way a friend might let you borrow their car or help you move a couch even though they don't actually "want" to
Yeah it would be cool if that existed but asexuals aren't real, it's just mental illness
Any woman who claims to be uninterested by sex has either never been fricked good and hard (sexo) or has been fricked bad and hard (rape)
"Fricking" women is pretty patriarchal/aged thinking. Sex should be like the rest of the relationship, no dominant partner, equals in life.
Yeah she’s not interested in sex because she can’t feel anything. If it was me there with my BWC she’d already be piledriven through the floor
Written by the same author that claimed she is actually a super secret sleeper agent for the Russians?
Who cares,you're already in.
why do you care what a woman thinks? you're fricking her. if she's doing it despite not enjoying it, she's a gigantic cuck.
Cum on her face
laugh too, then:
seeing as i cant see her face at the time she makes the expression i keep plowing her until im done
STOP SMILING YOU b***h AHHHHHH
Nut and roll over
Who gives a frick, the female orgasm isnt real anyway.
By repeatedly punching her until she loses that stupid fricking smile
>being unable to please a woman
might as well troon out at that point lmao
>pleasing a woman
the hookers I see are always pleased with me.
Finally an Anon with some balls. Hookers are based.
>tfw your regular girl lets you bareback and kiss her now
That's pretty fricking hot but I'd be too afraid of getting stds or being framed into paying child support. Not to mention there's always the prospect you're fricking her bareback/kissing her minutes after some other guy did just that.
>barebacking hookers
bro, I can feel my dick disintegrating just by thinking about that
just take vitamines and you're good to go brah
>have girlfriend
>don't even bother fricking her and only stay with her because she makes more money than she costs
>have silicone and tpe sex dolls because I hate her so much
lmao I never even had a girlfriend, but I've been to prostitutes. I can't say that I'm in a position to compare but judging by how miserable all of my girlfriended friends are, I'd say I dodged a bullet there.
The scary part is how even guys you thought were better than this get slowly buy inevitably pussywhipped and molded into whatever their partners want them to be.
everybody is pleased to receive a couple hundred dollars, mate
how do I even do that? I think that I can last reasonably long (about ten minutes of actual penetration without any breaks or switching positions or anything) but the only thing that seem to do is make women bored.
your dick is too small or youre not fricking her hard enough
I don't think it's a size issue, but what is fricking hard? Should I ram my dick in full force? Or do it very fast?
speed is usually more important than force
I can please a woman in instant simply by leaving the riom.
>get called an incel on Cinemaphile
>start getting self conscious about my virginity
>know it's not even a troony/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fricking damn it. I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it. He recently caught me watching a vtuber and thought it was a cartoon until he figured out what I was really watching. I don't think he was angry, but he was really disappointed. He also hates it when I watch streamers too but Jerma unironically helped me get through high school since I was bullied constantly. It made me feel like I had a friend at home and the community didn't constantly berate me like the kids at school. Streamers in general really helped with my depression growing up.
I still live at home and depend on my parents and they know I'm not bringing any girls over. He's started calling me "Virgy" in public and around my friends instead of referring to me by my real name. It's getting annoying.
He used to play baseball while he finished his degree so I tried to show him how competitive e-sports were while I was watching Smash evo and he just asks "Aren't you a little too old for Nintendo?"
Gosh I hope this is a new copypasta. If not, you need to do better and your dad knows what's up.
>I'm 22 and my dad is putting pressure on me to lose it.
tell dad to pay for a hooker. If he refuses then tell him it's his fault you're a virgin. Extra points if you call the cops and tell them your dad threatened you. Even more extra points if they beat the shit out of him and send him into coma so you can collect welfare.
If hookers are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
assuming this isn't a trollpost I stopped caring about it when I was 23/24
I pretty much had no female contact for like 8 years and then I started a job with all women and eventually this was gonna be a problem so I pulled the whole "sort of asexual, sort of repressed in a controlling household" justification and they mostly backed off
> not losing your virginity when you're 15 while dating the hockey bawd on your co-ed team who's a year older than you
lmao why live? girls were fricking dumb in highschool it was pretty easy to date them long enough to frick them. just tell them you love them and shit and make them feel special
I didn't go to high school. My parents forged the papers because I was too stubborn and autistic to go there and they didn't want me to be prevented from getting a college degree. I haven't even tried dating girls until my second year in college, and it never gotten to a romantic point. We'd just chat about college topics and pop culture, and then I'd just go home and get drunk.
the girl on my hockey team didn't go to my school. in fact none of the girls I fricked in highschool did (5). Two on vacation, one through a mutual friend and one from a music school I went to. Big fan of not shitting where you eat, also only having to see them once a week, have sex, then dip for a week and play video games the rest of the time.
I believe in you Virgy-kun
Beat up your dad and take over the household or leave.
Impregnate her.
nut and leave without cuddling
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
I don't believe anyone can make it to 25 without doing so unless they actively avoided women.
Believe what you want to believe then.
and how old are you
nta but im 33 and agree with him
27
You don't have to actively avoid anything, it's enough if you're a sperg with sperg friends. I'd still be single if my girlfriend didn't force herself on me.
Correct. I'm a 32 year old khv, since I dropped out of highschool at 16 I only ever leave my room to walk my dog. I think the last time I talked to a woman that wasn't my mom or aunt is when they made me go to the dentist 4 years ago.
I first had sex with a prostitute when I was 30. First kiss at 21 but there's little nuance. she was my younger aunt
my friend was a 30 years old virgin, I set him up with a girl who was desperate and she became his first girlfriend. you need friends like me.
cum
All Women are prostitutes
yeah, but even then they'll find some cuck to provide for them. beta males are insufferable but someone has to take the women no one else wants lol
I like the ones whom you can pay to be a prostitute for you
Having a gf isn't all it's cracked up to be. You're not going to magically stop being depressed or stop having problems because you have one. I actively ignore mine but she loves me and it sucks.
why do you even have a gf??? wtf??? what's the point? is this some normie NPC shit or is there a good reason you do this?
basically just a roommate
does she at least split the rent? One of the biggest reason I'm a bachelor is money btw. It's much easier to plan your month's expenses with a hooker than with a girlfriend. Cheaper too.
she costs way less to keep around and i dont pay rent or a mortgage
Actually false for me. I have very high anxiety which comes as fear and muscle tension so high it’s almost painful. It gets reduced by a feeling of belonging - from family, a good friend group, a good job, or a gf. My anxiety just vanished when I’m in a relationship or otherwise emotionally intimate with a girl.
Having a supportive(!) gf most definitely helps coping with stress and life problems in general.
It really doesn't
This was true for me. I am demoralized and lack confidence. Having a gf didn't change that, it just made me insecure.
Bite clavicle
>STOP FRICKING LAUGHING b***h
I wonder if that would actually be good dirty talk
This thread is like a convention of bitter incels.
It's not, frick off
>This thread is like a convention of bitter incels.
joke on you. I've got hookers. What have you got? A wife and kids? My condolences. Unless you're a tr00n. The only one who'll get my condolences in that case is your chopped off peepee.
>haha i frick hookers
>haha you have a family? Loser
>haha dont got a family? Troon
You have zero self awareness.
I never said that you're a tr00n if you don't have a family. I jsut said that being one is worse than having a family. But it's much better not to have a family and be straight, won't you agree?
Are hookers really that great for yoy? In my experience they do pretty shitty job 90% of times and only look to pushing you out the door and getting another client. There are some great ones but those are few and far between and don't work for very long, maybe they get married or something idk.
There are also more high end options that start at like 1000$/h but I can't imagine sex being worth that much money unless you're fricking prime sasha grey or something
I had mid level Russian hookers in yurop and they're fine by me. You pay for the hour and if you still got time you can chat about stuff. If you want more time - then she's all yours if you got the cash.
It will feel much better after your first visit, trust me.
>It will feel much better
I would only feel even more pathetic than now. Again, would literally rather die as a kissless virgin if that's my only option
>I would only feel even more pathetic than now.
how do you know?
> Again, would literally rather die as a kissless virgin if that's my only option
It's like saying your only option is to be a CEO but you will never get an entry level job so you die unemployed. WTF is that, anon. It's not how the world works. First you get some good experience with a hooker, then you loosen up afterwards and start feeling more confident dating girls. You can even ask the hooker if she can give you advice dating girls. You're paying her to be nice, so she won't be mean.
Anon hookers don't solve adult virgin problems. An adult virgin can go to a different prostitute every other day and he would still be a clueless kissless virgin IRL in any other situation.
Sex mechanics are like 0.1% of actual problems of an adult virgin, mere sex won't fix any of it.
>You can even ask the hooker if she can give you advice dating girls
You must be baiting at this point.
>Anon hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
citation needed
>An adult virgin can go to a different prostitute every other day and he would still be a clueless kissless virgin IRL in any other situation.
in what way? I have seen more kissless virgin with a wife and three kids. You can see the faith in humanity erased in their eyes. I'd say more - you can sense their soul was already gone, placed forever in the deepest tightest cages somewhere in hell.
>Sex mechanics are like 0.1% of actual problems of an adult virgin, mere sex won't fix any of it.
what problems? That you can't date women using dating apps? Nobody can, anon. Dating is a lifestyle choice. You need to make it your full time job. I don't have time for that shit, and most people who have a meaningful life don't have time for that either.
>You must be baiting at this point.
I asked hundreds of normie women and they all spoke out of their ass all the time. Hookers were much more honest.
>in what way?
>what problems?
I literally just explained it to you, the problem of an adult kissless virgin isn't that he doesn't know how low the hole is but how to get any girl to even just a first date in the first place.
Everything before sex is the problem, not sex itself. Not to mention that you would still remain kissless after visiting a hooker, it's basically paying for condomed masturbation by proxy and the adult virgin is still equally as clueless in how to get any girl after the act.
Hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
This entire thread isn't just one person talking with you you know. And yes the problem of an adult virgin isn't the sex part but everything what comes before the sex part, now you know.
>how to get any girl to even just a first date in the first place.
you don't get "any" girl on a first date. I already said you need to be in a business managing your online dating profile for that crap. Ironically, prostitutes more about this stuff because they are in the same business - they have online pages, with photos and all that crap, to make them more presentable to their customers. You can ask their advice and go find a dating guru or some other fraud. But that's the best you can do.
>Everything before sex is the problem, not sex itself.
I know, but why should it be your problem?
>it's basically paying for condomed masturbation by proxy and the adult virgin is still equally as clueless in how to get any girl after the act.
Again, you will never get "any" girl. But you can increase your chances by finding girls you can date. But to do that properly you need some advice and some confidence too. How the hell are you supposed to get confident if you can't even pay a visit to a hooker? lmao she literally wants you to visit her. You think you can go and start dating "any" girl with that kind of attitude
>Hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
Then who does? Oh let me guess - fashion companies, dating apps and "pick up artists"? LMAO Anon you disappoint me. You're mixing up the horse and the cart here. If you want to stay home and readwatch about dating feel free to - but it won't help you get anywhere close. Seeing a hooker on the other hand can help you at least get some entry level things over with. Why are you so persistent in being an incel?
>Again, you will never get "any" girl.
Then I will rather die a kissless virgin than ever go to a hooker if that's the case.
>Then who does
Learning how to be social, getting friends, expanding your friend group and getting closer with someone inside that wider friend group. You know, like any other normal person.
You sound more like a virgin than an actual virgin when you can't think of anything but hookers and PUA scam artists.
>Then I will rather die a kissless virgin than ever go to a hooker if that's the case.
yeah if that was the attitude of your ancestors you'd be extinct. Get real, I don't know where you got this shit in your head but you don't get "any" girl. It just doesn't work. Ask for any dating advice from anyone and they'll tell you the same.
>Learning how to be social, getting friends, expanding your friend group and getting closer with someone inside that wider friend group. You know, like any other normal person.
I've met thousands of normies and all of what you mention is just an illusion they create for others. It's all a silly meme. If you want to have have friends so desperately - pay people to be their friends. Good luck with that but it's the surest way to get friends unless you're in a kindergarten or some shit.
>You sound more like a virgin than an actual virgin when you can't think of anything but hookers and PUA scam artists.
I stopped thinking about sex when I went to a hooker for the first time. I visit one maximum once or twice a year. You're the one complaining here about dying a kissless virgin, m8. I'm merely offering a better way out of that.
You seem to fundamentally misunderstand what I'm saying all this time.
Being an adult kissless virgin is the end result of the problems, not the root of the problem. If you want to fix the problems of an adult virgin you must fix the root, otherwise he'll remain a kissless virgin in every other aspect.
In fact I'd go as far as saying that an adult kissless virgin going regularly to hookers will only result in MORE problems for that virgin on average, not fix him.
>Being an adult kissless virgin is the end result of the problems, not the root of the problem.
what's the the problem then? Autism? Get therapy and a prescription.
>an adult kissless virgin going regularly to hookers will only result in MORE problems for that virgin on average
what problems? I've had no problems so far. It's legal and I pay cash anyway.
>what's the the problem then?
The problem is such a person can't manage to get to a single kiss with a girl, let alone to sex. Like I said, the problem is everything before the sex part.
>I've had no problems
You're not an adult kissless virgin. A 30 something year old kissless virgin going regularly to prostitutes will skew his perspective on intimate relationships even more and become even more dysfunctional IRL than before. Not to mention that most adult virgins want a family first and foremost, not just a hole to put their condomed penis into.
>The problem is such a person can't manage to get to a single kiss with a girl, let alone to sex.
that's a problem??? Let me guess - the "real" problem is that you can't get something just because you want it, right? I've got bad news for you, though. It's just like that with everything in life. It's not a problem, it's a feature of being a life. Cry about it.
>You're not an adult kissless virgin. A 30 something year old kissless virgin going regularly to prostitutes will skew his perspective on intimate relationships even more and become even more dysfunctional IRL than before. Not to mention that most adult virgins want a family first and foremost, not just a hole to put their condomed penis into.
but I'm just that. I have never had sex nor even kissed a girl unless she was a hooker. How is that making me dysfunctional though? I have a job and pay taxes. I make more money than most people in my area too. In what way am I or am I not an adult kissless virgin? I haven't kissed a girl in over a year btw, and I can't kiss that well anyway. So does that make me a kissless virgin who goes to hookers? Or am I still not it? You're confusing me, anon ...
>I have never had sex nor even kissed a girl unless she was a hooker. How is that making me dysfunctional though
Dysfunctional in social terms, in terms of getting girls IRL, in terms of forming and raising a family, you know things which make a normal person functional.
>Dysfunctional in social terms
in what way?
> in terms of getting girls IRL
but most people don't get any girls? They find some girl and settle with her. The amount of men who actually go out of their way to find a girl is incredibly small.
> in terms of forming and raising a family, you know things which make a normal person functional.
you seriously think being a family man is functional? Oh Lord, why are you so naive. I've met family people at my job and I can tell they've gotten older just from being in the middle of that entire "functional" shit, as you'd call it.
Most men at my last office job preferred longer hours and overtimes to avoid going back to nagging wives lmao
I wish I was joking
I hate my job but if I was in the same position I'd do anything to keep it. I would never sacrifice my bachelor life. I think the best way to procreate in this kind of sick society is get as many kids out of wedlock as possible but do that discreetly so that the women won't trace it back to you to get their government mandated kiddie cash
the last thing society needs is more maladjusted incels raised by single mothers with no father figures present in their lives
>the last thing society needs is more maladjusted incels raised by single mothers with no father figures present in their lives
who asked 'the society' what it 'needs'? I do what I want.
you don't care about the wellbeing of your own children?
>you don't care about the wellbeing of your own children?
I do but not at my expense.
then you don't care about them if you are not willing to take care of them and instead ruin the lives of the women that trusted you enough to have a kid with them
>ruin the lives of the women
stopped reading right there. WTF is wrong with you anon. Are you a man or a c**t?
I'm not the one who's acting like being a deadbeat father is a good thing
>I'm not the one who's acting like being a deadbeat father is a good thing
anon, do you even understand what you're saying? Have you actually met "deadbeat" fathers? They're all married and they all have kids! Like picrel.
>Have you actually met "deadbeat" fathers? They're all married and they all have kids!
You're right, you're even worse than a deadbeat father since you won't even acknowledge having the kid to the woman to get out of paying for alimony
to say you still care about the kids even though you'd let them live in poverty with some mentally unstable freak of a woman is just plain nonsense, just don't fricking have kids if you don't want to care for them
>You're right, you're even worse than a deadbeat father since you won't even acknowledge having the kid to the woman to get out of paying for alimony
if it's a boy then yes, but as long as he stays with me. If it's a girl - then nah. I don't want any female children. Unless I can frick them when they turn 18
so what caused you to turn into a misogynist?
>so what caused you to turn into a misogynist?
only a permavirgin or a disgusting tr00n asks this kind of a question
c'mon anon, I don't think anyone is born with inherent hatred of women, what caused you to dislike them so much?
>what caused you to dislike them so much?
what makes you think I dislike them?
well, you don't want to raise a kid with them present, nor do you want to care for your own kid if it's a girl unless you can frick her later
what other conclusion am I supposed to come to?
>what other conclusion am I supposed to come to?
Well, you could assume that I don't want to get mixed in the family law bullshit or be held up like a hostage by a woman because of her spawn. I don't have to hate women to want some independence in this life.
>held up like a hostage by a woman because of her spawn.
brother, it's YOUR spawn as well, not just hers
>I don't have to hate women to want some independence in this life.
then don't have kids if you value independence above all, no reason to ruin a womans and your kids life by forcing her to take care of it all by herself
>brother, it's YOUR spawn as well, not just hers
oh yeah? How does she prove that? DNA test? Don't break my balls here. No jurisdiction anywhere in the world considers a DNA test sufficient proof to absolve you of your "responsibility" to care for any woman's spawn. Cheating is real, and one of the reason so called "trad" prostitutes are vehemently opposed to DNA testing is precisely that. They would come up with bullshit like "muh j00s will copyright the kid's DNA" just to make sure she keeps you in her pocket. Unless there is a substantial proof, like Y-chromosome DNA or autosomal DNA match, then it's not my kids. Period.
>then don't have kids if you value independence above all
who are you to tell me what to do?
>no reason to ruin a womans and your kids life by forcing her to take care of it all by herself
no, anon, you look at this wrong. I give a woman a purpose to live by providing her with my exalted semen. She is supposed to thank me for making it possible for her to have this meaning of life - her babies. I'm what makes it possible, not she. I can always go to a poor brown country and inseminate women there so they can give birth to someone taller and whiter than the typical menfolk there. What options does she have? Chad and Tyrone? LMAO.
I don't know man, I just feel sorry for all the future high school shooters you'll spawn with your unwilligness to take responsibility
maybe if all kids actually had proper father figures in their lives, perhaps our world wouldn't be such a horrible place to live, but since people like you will continue to exist and procreate, that may as well be a pipedream
Well I told you how to fix being a kissless virgin situation but you chose to go extinct. Cheers. But you sure got them high moral grounds, sir. Yes, you do. You will die a very moral and functional kissless virgin. Your estate will be confiscated by the state and distributed to my out-of-wedlock school shooter kids. This is the future you chose by refusing some good old advice actual fathers gave their sons. The advice was very simple: stop whining and go see a hooker. But I guess you never had a proper father who gives a man's advice to his son.
you are now attacking me for reasons you made up in your head which do not even pertain to the discussion at hand
>But I guess you never had a proper father who gives a man's advice to his son.
just like all your future kids?
no, my kids will have my based genes, not your puny ones, virgin.
>in what way?
You just said you were never intimate with a girl except with hookers. 99% of normalgays will find that as very dysfunctional.
>you seriously think being a family man is functional?
Now you're getting into semantics.
Yes there are "dysfunctional" people both in marriages and in relationships, the point is that an adult man never being with a girl except with hookers won't function the same in pretty much any social situation than someone who was. Or entering your 30s or 40s as a single man who was never in a relationship of any kind in his life will be seen as a gigantic red flag by pretty much everyone around you, especially girls.
Now of course you can cope to yourself that hookers perfectly replace the entire experience of being in relationships and having a family, but you're only lying to yourself in that case.
>You just said you were never intimate with a girl except with hookers. 99% of normalgays will find that as very dysfunctional.
really? You run a survey?
>Or entering your 30s or 40s as a single man who was never in a relationship of any kind in his life will be seen as a gigantic red flag by pretty much everyone around you, especially girls.
I'm 32 anon, idgaf. Besides, it's pretty normal. More normal than you might think. I had two boomer grand uncles, and both died never marrying. They were very social. One was even a member of a local petty crime group in his youth, and he had a son out of wedlock. The other one was a writer and he never had children. One died a violent but romatnic death, and the other one overdosed on drugs. You just never hear about these things.
>Now of course you can cope to yourself that hookers perfectly replace the entire experience of being in relationships
OK, how would that 'relationship' look like? Spending money on her coffee breaks with her girlfriends while I'm breaking my ass in the office? Frick that, bro. Real relationships aren't like you think they are. I've never had one but I've been around enough normies to see that it's mostly pathological love/hate frenemy shit.
You just explained how your uncles were criminals and junkies who died alone having never been in any kind of relationship and then say how that's normal. Anon, I'm sorry but you're delusional, and I say that as a damn kissless virgin.
>Spending money on her coffee breaks with her girlfriends while I'm breaking my ass in the office
Look anon I can cope how I'm le superior by being a kissless virgin as well saying how everyone else has it so bad, but the truth is that would just be me coping because I'm a kissless virgin.
At least be a bit self-aware, that there are also quality relationships/marriages and that there are married people who are not miserable. Having children in a quality functioning marriage is not comparable to an endless stream of best hookers on the planet and you know it.
>who died alone having never been in any kind of relationship
I never said that. They both had many girlfriends, just only one managed to knock one up. Only one was a criminal and a junkie. The other one died because of the things he wrote. Which is quite romantic. He also had a lot of girlfriends in his youth.
>I'm sorry but you're delusional, and I say that as a damn kissless virgin.
wow, you seem like an authority on delusions here. Thanks for enlightening me, kissless virgin anon.
>At least be a bit self-aware
I am. Are you thugh?
>Having children in a quality functioning marriage is not comparable to an endless stream of best hookers on the planet and you know it.
How do you know? Have you had kids? Do you friends have kids? I know mine do, and it sucks ass. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to have kids too but I'd rather outsource bringing them up to my grandparents or something. Frick dealing with that shit.
>They both had many girlfriends
Then they were miles ahead of you (and me of course)
>Do you friends have kids? I know mine do, and it sucks ass.
You base your entire perspective on life on your criminal junkie uncles and your friends, who I can safely assume don't live healthy normal lives either. Again you cope as if everyone must be as miserable as the people close to you.
>I'd love to have kids too but I'd rather outsource bringing them up to my grandparents or something. Frick dealing with that shit.
Don't have a kid until you change your mindset. If you don't change it, then just don't have it, no point.
Not him but I've been to hookers twice and both times it was super awkward and boring and I wanted to die inside. The entire time I was thinking how uncomfortable it was and how I wanted to go home. Hookers are absolutely not worth it, the only thing they do is give you practice on how to endure distilled awkwardness.
hookres are great, the problem is you, Ive had sex with so many great hookers, they really go to twon and put the effort in, I tell them i want the gf experience then i pretend to rape them so much fun
Yeah, the problem is that unlike you I have a soul and empathy and when I see the thousand wiener PTSD stare in their eyes it kills my boner instantly.
I've only seen "The thousand yard wiener PTSD stare" on the "C" tier girls in a brothel, the ones that they don't advertise openly on websites. Usually those are ugly ones or university students or whatever, they are usually so shell-shocked by what they're going through for some money that even I get a feeling of true fear when I stare into their empty eyes. On the other side you have the "nymphos", they are batshit insane and scare me even more.
> empathy
a high IQ white man such as myself has no need for such a thing
High IQ white men, which you are not, are the ones with the highest empathy. Half the world would be dead or in the bronze age if not for the helping hand of the white man. The only "people" with no empathy are nigs, browns and bugs.
>Half the world would be dead or in the bronze age if not for the helping hand of the white man. The only "people" with no empathy are nigs, browns and bugs.
couldn't agree more. That's why white men need to stop saving the world and let the subhumans eat each other.
>Not him but I've been to hookers twice and both times it was super awkward and boring
yes, believe it or not, sex is actually pretty awkward and boring. Ask anyone who has wife and kids. If you want it to be exciting then stay home and jerk off. Or do something dangerous like flrit with your sister-in-law.
I'll add even more. I was invited by women in college to see their homes. One's boyfriend was out and another was single. It didn't even cross my mind they were trying to get me have sex with them. Not even once. Only much later (after seeing a hooker) I realized what was up. I would still be biting my elbows if I stayed a virgin incel moron. But thankfully, prostitution is legal where I live, and even if it wasn't, Amsterdam isn't far.
Amsterdam is a fricking tourist trap, go to pasha in kologne (germany)
you're like a little baby, that's nothing
>hang out with a girl in HS regularly, friendly, sometimes little flirty
>she invites me to her apartment one day
>nobody's home obviously
>we get in her room
>literally lay on her bed
>she puts on tv and get closer to me
>we awkwardly watch for a bit
>suddenly she says she has something to show me
>she has a box under her bed, reach out in it and take out jockey whip
>"hehe, what do you think anon?"
>"cool, I didn't know you were into horse riding"
>she dies a little inside
>we watch some more tv and then I went home
among other feats of mine is girl telling me she's sad and lonely and wants me to come over and I said I don't have time because I was playing Shadow of Mordor or my friend telling me a girl told his gf she want to frick me and I didn't follow on that because I am moronic beyond salvation
so to that anon who says it's impossible to make it to 25 without doing so, it's actually very easy when you're turboautist sperg
>>she has a box under her bed, reach out in it and take out jockey whip
>>"hehe, what do you think anon?"
>>"cool, I didn't know you were into horse riding"
hahahahahahaha
This makes me feel better about myself
>Be 14
>Girl that always comes for summer from city comes back with massive breasts
>We end up playing hide an seek in a corn field
>She says she knows a spot
>Says to code my eyes
>I open them to see her leaning to kiss me
>Dodge the kiss and hug her instead saying it’s ok and we should go back to group
For the love of God how am I so moronic
And the number 2
>A girl in the class is taller than me
>We graduate and my uni is really far away relatively to other classmates
>Meet her on a train station
>She causes us to miss the train but says it’s ok we can go out for drinks and that I shouldn’t worry because I can crash at her place as her parents are away
>Takes me to a quiet bar with dimly lit cabins
>As we pass the full height mirror she stops and says look at you, anon, all grown up now. It’s true I grew like 15 cm in a year after school. Still have a bunch of stretch marks everywhere
>She laughs saying it’s hot how I am taller than her
>We drink beer, then another. I have high tolerance but she gets wasted
>She touches me and pulls me close constantly
>I distinctly remember how her touches interrupted my thought process about selling iron for a good price in mount and blade
>End up going to her place
>She puts on a movie and we lay on bed
>I ask where I am gonna sleep
>She leans over and kisses me
>I don’t know what to do and ask her make me a tea
>She fricking goes to kitchen, makes me a tea and comes back
I just realised I can’t even force myself to type it out in the end. I am sorry anons, I am too fricking moronic for this world
you and me both anon, you and me both
I feel you anon. I'd blame my parents for being this clueless myself. But they are as cluess as they get, so there's no point in that.
It can be worse
>At uni early summer closing off some debts
>A girl walks into the lecture room and the time literally slows down
>She is hot, everything about her is hot, her face, her hair, her voice, her demeanour
>Somehow? literally can’t remember and up with her number
>Start texting
>Tons of similar interests, somehow she is interested in niche stuff I care about no one gave a shit before
>She constantly asks me to go out
>Eventually agree because I promised I wouldn’t refuse thrice
>We go out, walk around the city, talk about history and architecture
>She trips and I take her hand
>Her hands are sweaty
>Escort her home
>She tries to kiss me
>Say sorry and never go out afterwards
>Run into her 8 years later when my wife is pregnant and I am married
>Talk about shit and how moronic we were in uni while shopping
>She asks how I have been
>I tell her
>She storms out crying
>Try to find her on any social network
>I am blocked everywhere
>It’s been two years, still blocked
I am happy with my life, I love my kid and my wife but I just can’t stop thinking about it
You did absolutely nothing wrong. It was 8 years ago, any sane human would have moved on already.
>somehow she is interested in niche stuff I care about no one gave a shit before
>angry about you having ignored her
bipolar signs, she would have completely ruined your life
oof, anon. That's rough. Even if I had kids and wife I'd take my chances and cheat, though. I can't imagine having wife though. I'd rather get a bunch of out of wedlock kids with some filipina and pay her some so she stays out of my life...
My father cheated on my mom and I ended up growing up with no father or any father figure as mom never remarried or dated? anyone so I feel ill just thinking about cheating
>My father cheated on my mom and I ended up growing up with no father or any father figure as mom never remarried or dated? anyone so I feel ill just thinking about cheating
but was it your father's fault? I think if women were more accepting of their cheating husbands things like these won't be as much of an issue. My father left my mom btw but he didn't cheat - he actually found another woman to marry. We're still good friends and I spend great time with my half-siblings. Not having a father figure is not a problem really, as long as you don't do stupid shit like break the law.
frick you you clueless bastard, never tell anyone to go to Amsterdam for sex. I was in a 4 star hotel and ordered a hooker for the evening, first it was the wrong woman and then that fricking b***h wanted me pay 100€ extra just so I can suck her nipples, I was so angry I could barely get my dick up. I would have preferred to strangle her in my room and throw her out of the window.
lmao poorgay
why the frick would I pay 100 for something I get for free with hookers that had much better breasts anyway. Dumbasses like you pay for anything.
idk I got 1 hour for 200 euros at a hooker's place. I'm not inviting anyone to my home, let alone pay extra for a hotel lmao. And 200 eur/h wasn't even the cheapest option in town! Check East Europe out if Amsterdam is too expensive for you.
I think it could be the moment where you think
>so I was making a big deal out of THAT
and be a lot more comfortable with yourself. And there is always another benefit of knowing how to put your dick in and how to move your hips so you don't make an ass out of yourself when the time comes.
It's not wrong, except now you moved the goalpost from
>I am still a virgin at 22 and it's making me nervous
to
>I am moronic permavirgin with no social skills
Decide which one you are and take apropriate steps, I don't know you.
they're just like any other tradeperson, some do great job, some less so
I groom myself, treat them nice and never had unpleasant time
the best thing about hookers is that you don't have to do the usual dancing monkey routine like with normal girls, just pay the money and enojy yourself
also 1000 dollars for hooker is moronic unless it's some famous pornstar or something like you said, and at that point you pay for the experience of her, not the sex itself
Have you seen the movie?
No I just stared at the poster at Barnes & Noble when the movie came out because I thought the actress was really cute.
Cave her stupid face in with your fists.
>people have been told the context for this scene numerous times and they still make these threads
I fricking hate this place.
You know what Napoleon? You can leave!
why is she laughing at him??
>she
anon, that troony is laughing because he successfully tricked a hetero into fricking his axe wound
I am at work, is that actually what this is about? I avoided it because it was French but I might watch it for the lulz
I have grown fully indifferent to having a girlfriend. In fact, the idea horrifies me. It would be a total disaster. I had sex once, it was bad, and it got me to stop caring about fricking anymore. I'm 25 and I'll probably regret dying alone once I get too old to date, but this is the fate I've chosen. I cannot even conceive the idea of being happy with another person. I have my family and friends, although they'll probably go away at some point. Nevertheless, everything is going to just get worse with time.
you had a bad experience and decided to throw in the towel? cmon brotherman
stop, look at her laughing then punch as hard you can in the stomach as you watch her smile fade continue fricking her while slapping her face for laughing, fricking prostitute is gonna learn today
i would do this and definitely mess her face up so shes scared to go out in public after that
Call an exorcist cuz you're fricking an imp
Why should I react to this in any way? I'm having pleasure and that's the most important thing
Jizz and jet.
You're not supposed to care or do anything, all you want to do at that point is just cum. If you have just started to hook up with someone caring about the girl's experience too much is just moronic. That's the exact reason betas don't even have sex in the first place.
Just enjoy yourself, cum and don't give a damn if the woman finishes. You know, you react normally like a normal person.
I've never made a woman cum just by fricking her and I never will and I literally could not care less. It's not my problem. Sex feels great, I bust fast and I'm not trying to impress anyone really.
I am sorry but I would like to use this thread to dump my moronation as well
>Have crooked teeth
>Get laughed at by two girls about it in like 5th grade
>Became fixated on it
>Parents too poor to give a frick
>View the whole world through the fricking crooked teeth lense
>Deny any girl that approached me throughout my youth as they surely just trying to mock me
>Get literally deus ex machina girlfriend
>She comes into my dorm room, initiates conversation, takes me out and guides me how to sex
>End up living together and marrying
>Never talking about teeth, I constantly ashamed when she is looking at me when I talk
>She herself has perfect teeth
>Years later (this year) gather courage to visit dentist first time in my life
>12 (twelve) visits to fix everything up
>Get braces
>Just never talk about it with her even if she is trying to strike up the conversation I cut it down instantly
>Two months go by
>Yesterday go to an appointment and orthodontist puts in new arc
>She takes pictures and shows me the comparison of how my teeth are aligning
>Come home feeling easy for the first time in my life
>Try to talk about all of this with her
>She replies with wtf are you talking about you have normal teeth
this is more of an origin story for a silly supervillain.
That's my life in a nutshell
Wish I could go back in time and just push those little c**ts
>gf is tall, high iq, blonde, extremely loyal. perfect genetics and wife material
>5/10 with stick body with A cups
>can't stop staring at thick girls in public and want to cheat constantly
wat do
Is pleasuring a woman really as difficult as they say?
t. virgin
it is stupidly hard because it takes a shitload of more time and the disgusting part is that when a woman "cums" she actually pisses herself.
i'm a virgin too and i'm deathly afraid of ever having sex because my girth is thin for my length(7.5"x5.2"), if i have sex with a girl with a big body count she'll probably hardly feel it. if you have decent girth you should be fine because that's 90% of what makes a woman cum from piv.
I had sex with three women, all of them went long term with me, two of them worshipped my dick and my dick is smaller than that.
You should stop watching whatever you are watching or you will troon out in a few years
i mean. there's a chance you were just with inexperienced women. which is good. i'm 31 and women around my age who haven't settled down have been around a lot i imagine and i have a lot of anxiety about not being enough. i doubt i'll even ever have sex though so it doesn't matter.
Nah my first gf was a town tart and she was saying I am trolling her telling I was d virgin.
She literally said I haven't been fricked like that
The only thing worth noting is that I can last a long while and have a good stamina because I am semi professional swimmer
There is no doubt giant dicks can force women to orgasm but I think for them it's mostly psychological anyway
Unironically depends on a woman
If she is well adjusted is pretty easy
You go out and kiss during summer wholesome moment
Then you say some dirty stuff ironically
By the time you get home she wants to get fricked
You can take it higher by teasing her but again depends on her own kinks
>Is pleasuring a woman really as difficult as they say?
nah, she'll have all the pleasure in the world once you show her your wallet.
Ex-gf told me the hardest I ever made her cum was after I spent half an hour nonstop fingering her while sucking her nipples. Sometimes it's a lot of work, but in the moment seeing what you're doing to her only makes you want to keep going.
I've probably never made a chick cum using just my dick.
harder nowadays. internet and porn consumption hasnt just hurt male libido. all these anxiety ridden adhd perennially online girls cant let themselves cum with another person
Woman can’t cum homosexual
only cause the average dick is tiny.
In my experience no but it really depends on the woman. Some cum easily with just veganal penetration, others strictly with clit stimulation and the latter usually takes a lot longer
Honestly I wouldn't even care, I would finally stop being an incel
Best thread on Cinemaphile right now
You have to hook her thigh up under your arm and get her real spread wide open then go in on her.
now post the blacked version where she squirts and farts all over him
Inseminate her
Beat her
Leave her
If she wanted.... deserved you to stay, she would have put more effort in keeping you.
>Inseminate her
>Beat her
>Leave her
OH HELL YEAH
As soon as you realise that sex isn’t the final goal, you’ll feel better. Most of the people worried about this sort of stuff conflate sex to a thing that will solve all of their problems. I fully encourage awkward autists to frick a prostitute, because if they are useful to society, they will realise that it doesn’t mean anything in the end. They will scratch the itch, get it out of the way, and then hopefully focus on more important things such as becoming the sort of person that they want to be, and then letting the cards fall as they may.
Life isn’t perfect, people die alone. Stop worrying about it and start doing things that can help you avoid it.
the only people who don't act like sex is a big deal are normgroids who never had an issue getting it. you don't get it.
>the only people who don't act like sex is a big deal are normgroids who never had an issue getting it.
quite the contrary, I only have sex a few times a year with some mid tier yuropoor hooker. Sex stopped being an issue after the first visit. I have this sense of security that I can get sex anywhere anytime now because I've got the cash to pay for it. Never felt better after opening my eyes to that simple fact.
oh so you really literally just coping. sad.
>oh so you really literally just coping. sad.
coping with what?
Projection.
I'd keep humping. There's no evidence she made that face while he was looking at her.
Keep humping but start slapping her around super hard and punching her and also choking her (not in a hehe a little sexy choking way in a I'm going to kill you way) while screaming "DON'T YOU FRICKING LOOK AT ME b***h DON'T YOU FRICKING LOOK AT MEEEEEE"
Go harder. She clearly has a cavernous snatch that's been tunneled out by miles of dick. Pick her up and throw her around the bed a lot, jump against her as you thrust and just impact the outside area so the numb bawd actually feels something.
I wouldn’t react at all. I would listen to what she had to say and that’s what no one did.
Idk i coom in 2 minutes
Lose my boner, try to get hard again while she keeps laughing, get dressed then go home and cry myself to sleep.
say you are sorry but while she has a great personality her body doesnt arouse you enough
then offer to keep being friends and watch her expload
BASED, but saying she has a great personality is still giving them way too much power
matched a girl on tinder like 8 months ago, b***h treated me like shit constantly ignoring me, it took me stalking her profiles and repeatedly messaging her for 4 months to finally be able to go over to hers and smash, 2 months ago she complained to me that guys don't want to get to know her and they just want to smash, meanwhile I said in trying to get to know you and take you out on dates but she always ignored my offers and left them on seen (yes I knew I was the backup of the backup of the backup when Chad wasn't dicking her down)
complaining to me that men don't wanna get to know her and about all her insecurities with her face and body and today she just told me she has a boyfriend (I knew in the back of my head I never had a chance), it's so fricking demoralizing
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not very attractive
Stick it in her butt, dry
dump your load and go home. its not rocket science