they just need to keep the same level of cool, and it's not even a high bar to meet because Wesley was that cringey trenchcoat and sunglasses pretentious cool and not an authentic cool. Surely Mahershala Ali can play a guy with his head up his ass
>they just need to keep the same level of cool
They have their hands tied behind their backs with the PG-13 rating. Did you see Morbius? Neither did I.
>club music playing >camera pans up to show running feet and screaming >music cuts out >camera pans up more >the feet freeze then rapidly disappear >only one set is left as the camera finally rises up to show >Blades daughter has lost the game of musical chairs > She lashes out in anger! >techno dance music rises once more as purple drank and jelly splatters all over the walls in quick cut shots.
>99% of the vampires are israelites >Vampires reveal they were in charge of the slave trade >Threaten Blade with getting put back in chains >Low point for Blade is they capture him and chain him up and make fun of him for being a slave >Give him eggs to hold, that if he drops them while being tortured, they torture him some more >They eat black girls in front of him while he's chained to a stake
The kino is endless >harrison ford comes in as whistler >Get your hands off my Black, you dirty israelites
They won't. In 2023? Someone should make a bingo for it. Slavery allegory, etc.
I thought it was already confirmed that slavery was going to be a thing, like Blade as a slave turned vampire during the civil war era
But blade was born in England in the 30's?
New Disney canon because can't have a black character that isn't tied to being oppressed
they wont. they already cast black guy as blade, its going to be another woke trash
>they already cast black guy as blade
errr...anon......
No Wesley
they just need to keep the same level of cool, and it's not even a high bar to meet because Wesley was that cringey trenchcoat and sunglasses pretentious cool and not an authentic cool. Surely Mahershala Ali can play a guy with his head up his ass
You're right. They'll probably rip off all sorts of Matrix imagery like they've been ripping off star wars.
This. And by the sequels Snipes wasn't even remotely the coolest thing in the movies.
>they just need to keep the same level of cool
They have their hands tied behind their backs with the PG-13 rating. Did you see Morbius? Neither did I.
>they just need to keep the same level of cool
impossible to do in the current era
actors are worse, music is worse and it will be filmed on digital
man no way, snipes was cool as frick in the first movie. that shit starts out like a VTMB movie, no way marvel can match that opening club scene
>club music playing
>camera pans up to show running feet and screaming
>music cuts out
>camera pans up more
>the feet freeze then rapidly disappear
>only one set is left as the camera finally rises up to show
>Blades daughter has lost the game of musical chairs
> She lashes out in anger!
>techno dance music rises once more as purple drank and jelly splatters all over the walls in quick cut shots.
Blade (daughter of blade) PG13 In kinoplexes Now!
Was that scene cool because of Snipe or because of how its direction? you could put any other actor other than him and it would work just fine
>99% of the vampires are israelites
>Vampires reveal they were in charge of the slave trade
>Threaten Blade with getting put back in chains
>Low point for Blade is they capture him and chain him up and make fun of him for being a slave
>Give him eggs to hold, that if he drops them while being tortured, they torture him some more
>They eat black girls in front of him while he's chained to a stake
The kino is endless
>harrison ford comes in as whistler
>Get your hands off my Black, you dirty israelites
The Nation of Islam is actually a vampire hunting guild.
gigakino
It's time for the White man's representation as blade
Huge Jackedman already made that movie.
Van Helsing was bretty good but Blade still cooler tho
The fact they dint cast Abdiwali Abdiqadir Muse for this is deadass brazy to me fr
If there isn't a Hello Kitty joke that nobody will get, it'll be DOA.
they need bladee to play blade
>Dis sword. Dem vampars
if krxxk isn't doing the musicle score then this shit is not worth making
First one was great; snipes, TDK writer, late 90s gritty cinematography. There no way the new one won't be really gay in comparison.
Less gore. The blade movies are not as edgy as you remember.
it's Wesley Snipes still Blade? If he's in it it's kino.
>cUE MuLTiVerSe haPPeNiNG
No! NO. I DIDN'T EVEN WISH ON A MONKEY'S PAW MAKE IT STOP
>remake blade
>no snipes
>Make it about blades daughter instead
>pg13
Ishygddt
that was like 3 scripts ago.
What do you mean? Blade isn't going to get made.
>blade is muslim and gay
>has a daughter
>daughter is the main character, blade is just there to pass the torch
mark my words
they aren't
Find someone who can do this
Anakin vs ObiWan in Mustafar
How can it be worse than trinity?
>american production
easy, racism
Simple, it's all setup to introduce a new STRONK BLACK KWEEN!