How the FRICK did this flop?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mat damon looks like theo vaughn and i dont like adam drivers face. thats why i didn't watch it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Very valid reasons, Adam Driver should play the Elephant Man or something so we don't have to look at his freaky face.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    miscast Ben
    bad half-helmet idea
    repeated scenes didn't all add enough new info
    complex intellectual treatment of the topic
    historically inaccurate
    period dramas aren't normally big moneymakers

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >historically inaccurate
      How so?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ridley Scott can't pull off a convincing France. They're just cosplay to let Jodie Comer do her Meryl Streeping.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    More medieval cinema shit with dark and boring color pallettes and a wardrobe of black, I'm tired of Hollywood touching anything from the Middle Ages.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CONFESSSSSSSSSS

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Green Knight

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring garbage.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >womans version of events is titled "The Truth"
    fricking lol
    I will never watch this movie or give a single shit about it, beyond telling my friends (you guys) how little I care about it so we can discuss my lack of caring if you feel like it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adam raped her
      The trial proved it idk what's there to not understand

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Damon's version: he is nobley defending his wife's honor who was raped by Driver who is a pig.
        Driver's version: he had an affair with the wife consentually, she didnt love Damon because he was a dumb brute.
        Wife's version: she is the smartest person in the castle, all of the serfs and poor people love her, her husband is dumb and shes so hot Driver cant help but rape her.

        All of the stories were incredibly biased based on whose pov they were from, but the women's version was considered "the truth" and thats why the movie is gay.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And in real life, she was raped. It was widely agreed upon to be true even before the trial because the guy's only alibi was a known liar who later also got hanged for raping someone. Cope.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, and Damon's story agrees that she was raped but isnt considered the truth

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the guy's only alibi was a known liar who later also got hanged for raping someone. Cope.

            lol.
            >"Your honor, not only have I committed no act of sexual indecency but I also have brought Sir Rapes-a-alot to testify on my behalf as he can confirm I was most definitely NOT raping anyone at the time of the rape."
            >Very well. Sir Rapes-a-alot, dismount that peasant woman and please take the stand.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            SIR NO THE WOMAN IS A BASTARD b***h LIAR NO RAPE SHE WANTED IT

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Harvey is that you!?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bro I just showed up at the house of a married woman unannounced and she took me in and fricked me

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        happens all the time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Historically inaccurate up the arse and Ridley Scott has been getting more and more senile with each passing year. The historical inaccuracies was acceptable artistic license up until Kingdom of Heaven, after that it became fricking ridiculous and was no longer enjoyable.
      Also it released in the middle of Covid lol

      Fun fact. Historically speaking, it was fairly provable that he did do it. The funny thing is the movie omits most of the evidence for some bizarre reason and just tells you to listen and believe. I presume they did this to make Medieval people look like morons, because a lot of the evidence was based on some very good logical thinking and pointing out some contradictions in testimonies.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQP0QB4xWHo
      This was the best medieval movie me he made and I want a part 2 with lionheart.
      Also watch the uncut version.

      It was very good as a film. But the historical inaccuracies (Teutonic Knights showing up, having the Templars be the bad guys and depicting Guy de Lusignian, a weak but fairly honorable ruler as an evil scheming villain) were legitimately absurd and were both unneeded and unnecessary. Great film though. If he made a Part 2 nowadays it would be shite because he's lost all his taste and talent.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >two fricking morons fight to the death over the word of a woman
    why do you think?
    It's such a mindnumbingly uninteresting concept from the get go. With The Duelist, there were actually some interesting themes to be explored, here, the film just spends 2 hours setting up a 'he said she said' and then they fight to the death at the end. It's like a dumbed down version of Rashomon.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve watched it multiple times by now. It’s great and comfy but was probably a bit too austere and lacked much of the epic medieval battle stuff normies associate such movies with. While the feminist angle was very heavy handed it served to make the final act much more emotionally impactful.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rashomon rip off

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The trailer made it look like a giant feminist slop with the woman as the main character
    I still went to see it because I'm a medieval weeb, but I imagine the average person who just want to have a good time immediately thought "yeah ill pass"

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good movie, but people look at the poster and think Damon and Affleck look out of place

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It released right in the middle of covid lockdown. Are you moronic?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was literally advertised as being for the metoo generation.
    Also the director blamed millennials and tik tok like a homosexual.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought replaying the rape for a 9th time was a bit gratuitous.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How the FRICK did this flop?
    Matt damon is impossible to take seriously good movie regardless but

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans only watch capeshit nowadays. These kind of historical movies will always flop in the US, especially when they have no "diversity" and are not about America.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    men bad, the movie.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cant take anything matt damon or ben affleck make, let alone a period piece. Ibjust burst out laughing everytime they are on screen and attempt to """""act""".

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feminist propaganda.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wife version of the event had her raped, but still manage to make her husband the bad guy for wanting to defend her honor
    Bravo ridley

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It flopped because of the third act. Everything before that was good.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lame ass feminist Rashomon wannabe. every character is an unlikable frick including the woman. the cinematography is as dreary and unoriginal as the characters and the script.

    the duel itself was fine but if the only watchable part of a movie can be reduced to 8 minutes, why the frick would I pay to watch 2 and a half hours of a pure shit story that could have been told in about an hour. I still wouldn't have paid then but it's less egregious

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a rip-off, but a better acted one. There is much more subtlety to it as a result. And yeah, the duel was great. I felt that by having so much lead up to it, the stakes felt way higher and I actually cared what the result would be.

    The whole "on pain of damnation" line from Driver's character when lying, and then getting throated, was really dirty. When here in the corporeal plane, his adamant denial to the end actually makes him seem more innocent in the public's eyes.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ~~*Hollywood*~~ won't promote white historical epics

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      this shit was just the Green Knight with a viking theme

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anna taylor joy only gets with him to birth twins; a boy who will be useless and a girl who will be a 'woman-king'
      this shit was israelited but you guys were too busy jerking it to an all white cast to notice

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This guy gets it. Also, the main character is a delusional schizophrenic and is basically the villain of the story. It was not the "white male power fantasy" morons here proclaimed it to be.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just not a great movie. I wanted so much to like it.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was the best medieval movie me he made and I want a part 2 with lionheart.
    Also watch the uncut version.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      a movie about Baldwin defeating Saladin would be kino but they will never make that

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    EVERY SINGLE MOVIE SINCE 2019 HAS FLOPPED, WHY CAN'T YOU FRICKING GET IT?? CINEMA IS DEAD.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had no black people so it ruined the immersion. Studies show that in middle age Europe there were lots of African American noble men that got buried by the past so this left a sour taste in my mouth. I mean not a single POC in this entire film? Set on multiple courts? Unrealistic to say the least.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a woman in it.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Movie set during the Hundred Years War
    >Center it around a court drama
    Wasted potential.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally period piece
    Nah it's movie about rape and muh patriarchal injustice.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >her truth = the truth
    audible sigh in the kinoplace at that moment

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