How the frick do you beat Robocop as a common criminal?

How the frick do you beat Robocop as a common criminal?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    EMP grenades

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he literally cannot run. just run.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has a jetpack.

      It's a metal skull underneath so it won't do much

      He would be morally defeated especially in the eyes of the audience.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brick on the accelerator of a truck.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He survives that in the game at least

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Drop an anvil on his head

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    pick him up with a big magnet

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >EMP or simple electrocution
    >Sustained high calibre gunfire
    >Impale him with a forklift or something
    All of these have been shown to be effective. Just because the movie goons never finished the job doesn't mean he can't be beaten this way.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically I don't think Robocop would be that hard to beat at all. That's part of the comedy of the movies. He's kind of slow and clunky and ridiculous looking.
    Throw like ten grenades at his feet. Shoot him with an RPG.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    shoot him in the mouth

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a metal skull underneath so it won't do much

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    same way you beat the cyberdemon as a regular marine, shoot at it until it dies

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could he defeat Judge Dredd?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got the drop on him and shot first, sure. Would probably win a quickdraw duel. But in any sort of actual combat encounter pretty much any ordnance that comes from the lawgiver will make quick work of RoboCop.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Build a hidden pitfall trap in the ground and lure him into it, then you can just walk away
    OCP would need a crane to get him out

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He's gonna get ya

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    come quietly

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cover his visor with a thick layer of paint or other material. He can't take his helmet off unless someone helps him screw it off.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i am sure to win because my speed/numbers/firepower/armor/ is superior!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Standard room clearing vs a bunch of low level goons
      Is this supposed to be impressive? He can literally die to any one of those random goons. Dredd whoops his ass 3 ways from Sunday

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be straight, don't do crime.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Lewis gonna be okay?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a bunch of mangled malapropisms.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pour water on him, duh

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    start mimicing robocop

    start moving like him, talking like him, pretend to take out a gun from your leg etc

    hell get so angry at you for copying him that hell shoot you

    and that is when ocp decommissions him

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll have you know I haven't mimiced Robocop since high school, at least not in public

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    HE IS A ROBERT

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