How the FRICK do you escape from this?
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How the FRICK do you escape from this?
How the FRICK do you escape from this?
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Why would you want to escape?
escape to the thighs
foppaboppa
i can't breathe
Punch the vegana.. with your dick.
(Easy there, Trump)
the ol lickeroo
The natty lickaroo
His feet is free. He can beat her in her head. But this pic death would be the best death he can even get.
Escape?
grab her pussy
You don't
He should wrap his free legs around her torso under the armpits if he can then arch his back push his hips forward it'll break the hold freeing his neck and then he can pivot on top of her and use his weight and thighs to crush her lungs.
Unironically?
You grab the flesh just above and inside either one of her knees and squeeze it as hard as you can. It’s astonishingly agonising.
As a self-defence instructor I can advise that this would be extremely simple to escape using pain compliance.
Affectionately called a prostitutes grip where I come from.
anon its not prostitutes grip, its horse-bite
in bjj, turning to the side almost always wins
so i would recommend, turning to the side
BJJ is a sport not a martial art.
Some YouTuber recently got disqualified from a BJJ tournament for simply standing up and refusing to be taken down. Even aikido is less fake than BJJ at this stage.
didn't read
You moron. He won because he choked the other guy, not because he kept disengaging.
Itsike saying boxing doesn't work because the guy kept running away but eventuelly stopped running and knocked the other guy out.
BJJ is a highly effective martial art, but of course it doesn't cover everything because it's highly specialized...Like any other good martial art
>slams are illegal
it's a gay sport for homos to roll around and get sweaty together
It's illegal to encourage people getting out of submissions or position's with technique rather than just slamming your way out which requires no skill.
That doesn't mean BJJ isn't effective you moron. In a real fight if you get picked up you just open your guard and sweep the person or you release and kick the person. If you don't let go in a real fight that's on you. In competitions it's not allowed to slam so you actually learn and use technique.
It's the same reasons why just double legging someone in boxing or kicking someone in boxing is not allowed.
In Judo grabbing the legs is not allowed so that you actually throw people instead of spamming double legs for a take down.
Clowns like you are funny. I can tell you don't train a real martial art because you wouldn't say " BUT WHAT IF HE JUST LIFTS YOU UP, THATS UNREALISTIC"
Whatever you need to tell yourself to cope, homo
If I can brute force out of your super specialized technique, either your technique needs a lot of work, or it doesn't work unless I go along with it. Bjj is almost on par with Ameri-Do-Te at this point.
Bahaha
Your argument is as stupid as saying "if I can just duck a punch and not get k.o.ed, that means punches don't work". "Just duck bro"
You can't always stand up to slam someone. Sometimes, especially when triangeling someone, there is a possibility of your opponent standing up if you don't use proper technique (right angle to the person, pulling head down, underhooking their leg so that they can't stand up). But like I said moron. In a real fight if someone manages to stand up, you release whatever you have going and attack again.
It's banned so people use proper technique instead of just trying to brute force their way out, and of course for safety.
It's banned because gay homosexual wrestling doesn't actually work in real life, and falls apart once there aren't any rules to hold it together
Go watch UCF 1 and 2
>UFC
I said WITHOUT rules you gigantic homo
You are saying BJJ only works because if rules?
Oh god, you are one of those morons. Are you into one of those silly traditional material arts?
Rules at UFC 1 didn't prohibit slams. Only eye gouging and biting
His argument was that if your technique loses to something that requires no skill, it's poor
Your reframe is that if you use technique x to counter technique y, it means technique y is useless
Those aren't the same and you have constructed a strawman
Slipping punches does not invalidate the concept of throwing a punch, because slips require intimate skill and technique and sense of boxing fundamentals like balance and timing.
Anybody being able to slam out of guard with zero grappling skill or experience absolutely does make closed guard a worse technique, and this is only countered by making slams illegal in IBJJF
You could have given a much better example like headbutts or clinching being banned/punished in boxing.
Fyi technique is the superior application of strength and power
Here's a bunch of examples of schoolyard bully headlocks getting devastatingly countered in street fights by simple skill-less instinct - would you say this is a bad technique in BJJ?
>Anybody being able to slam out of guard with zero grappling skill or experience absolutely does make closed guard a worse technique, and this is only countered by making slams illegal in IBJJF
But here is where you are wrong. You can't "just stand up" in a good guard or triangle etc. The fact that it happens doesn't invalidate BJJ just like double legging a boxer doesn't invalidate boxing or just bear hugging a boxer doesn't invalidate it.
When boxers get tired or are cornereed they often start hugging their opponent to escape the punches or to just rest. This is illegal and they get separated. Hugging someone in boxing doesn't invalidate boxing you moron.
In the same way slams don't invalidate BJJ. If you do it right, it's very hard or impossible to slam. If you frick up and let someone lift you up, you would just release in a real fight.
How hard is this to understand?
>you look stupid in this strawman I assigned you
I'm a red belt in my discipline, and I agree with thay guy
He's right, most of martial arts techniques require you to go along with it "If the enemy strikes like this, you go like this, if he strikes like that, you go like that..."
All that thinking shit is useless when in reality you rely on muscle memory
Which discipline?
>He's right, most of martial arts techniques require you to go along with it "If the enemy strikes like this, you go like this, if he strikes like that, you go like that..."
All that thinking shit is useless when in reality you rely on muscle memory
I can tell you are a larper
I can tell you've never fought a day in your life if you pretend anything you learn in a McDojo is going to help you in a real fight lmao
>If I can brute force out of your super specialized technique, either your technique needs a lot of work, or it doesn't work unless I go along with it
Fair point, but all combat sports have rules to protect the athletes. Slams can paralyze people. There are rulesets that allow slams- people just don't really play closed guard, and it's not much of a different game. I train a lot and rarely use closed guard.
>Bjj is almost on par with Ameri-Do-Te at this point
Then you should enter a BJJ tournament that allows slams and record the matches for us.
I only ever see this contrarian hard-on for BJJ on Cinemaphile. Even the most hardcore muay thai and boxing guys I know have a respect for BJJ, they even cross train occasionally
It's because they don't actually compete, or even practice. They watch fights, and listen to morons on Rogan saying dumb shit, while conveniently glossing over the moments when Joe just tells the guest that he's flat wrong and here's why. Knew a kid like this in trade school. I don't fight, but I'm also not a moron - so anyone who knows what he's doing is a threat to me.
>I only ever see this contrarian hard-on for BJJ on Cinemaphile. Even the most hardcore muay thai and boxing guys I know have a respect for BJJ, they even cross train occasionally
I have respect even for aikido. Yeah you can say it's a meme system but they really roll you to the ground and if you don't roll with it you can get your arm broken in a pretty bad way. Nowhere near judo in terms of effectiveness but I wouldn't laugh at someone practicing it for fun.
You couldn’t brute force your way out of anything you limp-wristed cuck.
Winners in professional fighting practice wrestling over bjj
JewJitzu is good exclusively for sparring other people.
It’s bad in a fight it’s bad in a fight against multiple people.
Greco-Roman and boxing are the two sports that dominate martial arts fights, street fights, and professional soldiery.
I know you gotta cope anon but I'm sorry you wasted your time on a shitty sport. Learn how to wrestle, and some kick boxing. Jiu Jitsu will get you killed.
>disqualified
I didn't finish that video because the guy was so insufferable
Lmao he really did get warned for timidity
What a joke
I don't see how that's a valid rule anyway, since you get 2points for a takedown under ibjjf rules - how can you be penalised for acting in an effort to perform legal techniques and score points as the rules grant?
Here's a video of a guy doing nothing but takedowns and standing up, he wins 6 matches and takes gold
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>ibjjf
jlmi
BJJ worked against a dindu muffn so I would say its effective
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in bjj if some guy pulls guard and you fall over a little too fast you get disqualified for 'slamming' it's a gay mans sport.
Just pull out your head
use one hand to jack off and the other to fingerblast her while screaming
He had studied all her moves too. Babeh.
god kano was so sexy in this movie
Trevor Goddard was a big guy. Lots of big guys in the movie.
>Frewh Frewh
Whoo???????????
for you
I love how Sub and Scorp were evil in this movie and everyone just rolled with it
They were both misunderstood.
They really told François Petit (5'9") to stand next to Robin Shou (6') and said 'look imposing'.
oh man, she kicked his stomach, how could anyone ever had predicted such a clever move
Yeah? He was expecting her to kick him in the balls and she winded him up instead. Pretty good subversion.
Lmao Shang Tsung is really enjoying it isn't he.
GIWTWM
I like how you expect her to kick him in the dick and she doesn't and later Johnny Cage is the one to do the crotch shot against Goro, actual good subversion.
When subversion is done right, you dont seem to notice it at all.
techno is so kino for fight scenes
TEST YOUR MIGHT
A shame MK hasn't been good since the third game. Shaolin Monks was good.
Ed Boon actually owns one of the knives used in this scene.
wow she's literally me.
Considering Outworld mostly uses spears and swords. Would Earth realm have done better if we brought guns over the last few tournaments?
You cum on her. Works every time.
Shang Tsung is the audience stand-in
FINISH HIM
This has to be the worst fighting choreography I've ever seen. Fricking hell.
Is this why all the chicks at my gym are so dead set on maxxing out the hip adduction machine?
She just straight up murdered him for no reason. GIRL POWER!
it's mortal kombat you fool
He killed her partner
t.too young to have seen this movie where its explicitly explained why she kills him.
I would have started fingering her ass or pussy and pulled down her top to flash her breasts to everyone
the part where she's doing a handstand while leglocking his head looks completely weightless. is the choreography so shit in the rest of the movie?
this so much this
they should also be replaced by rosario dawson or comparable walled hag and also added cgi fellow homosexuals
Did you never play the video game, you loser?
wow, i don't remember the last time i saw something this horrible
You didn't see the sequel?
>day 28 of nofap
isn't she a police officer? can they really just murder people in cold blood?
>can they really just murder people in cold blood?
Only if they're black
Stand up. She's not crossing her legs.
eye laser
I tickle her knees.
Like this...Throw your leg over here and roll on top as you squeeze one arm through. If you can't get both legs you settle for the one leg variation.
The real answer, if for whatever reason you couldn't just pull out, then you stack her up.
This, it's extremely oppressive for someone to be slowly pushing your spine into a play-doh C shape. Even if she had a real world locked-in triangle choke going, you can't let your opponent stand up like this because if you allow it, a man's full bodyweight crunching your ass to your face is ALWAYS just gonna be snap city.
You don't, you just cum everywhere.
>NOOOOO GET OFF OF ME AHHHHHHHHHH I HATE THIS NOOOOOOO
>mfw
I wish I had a billion dollars so I could set up fighting matches between keyboard warriors.
You don't, unless you're gay like Kano. FRICKING Aussies, I swear.
>performance so good they change a character’s entire history in the games
Based Goddard
That's just silly Americans having a terrible ear for English accents. Goddard is just doing a standard London hardman voice in the movie - where they got Aussie from I don't know.
Nevertheless, Kano is originally Japanese. (Hence the name Kano)
Screw Kano.
Why do you want to?
i rewatched this Cyrax vs Jax scene so many times as a kid
ha
God I wish that were me.
It's kino and I'll do on that hill
By ejaculating. Post nut clarity will give you freedom.
douche out her vagoo by spitting, she'll either recoil in disgust and release you, opening the door for rape or squeeze harder and intensify your ejaculation
>douche out her
It's douse, you fricking illiterate douche.
Stand up and peel her off you. Women feel almost weightless and are weaker than children.
TICKLE TICKLE
pull her c**t right up to my face and blow raspberries in it
She should be using her thighs. The director is a coward.
My profile picture on Steam for the past year or two has been Kano's head stuck in between Sonya's thighs. Nice to see a non zoomer thread once in awhile.
Sometimes the only way out, is to go further in....
Roll over onto her, turning her onto her front. He will
now be on her lower back and can pull on her legs to start destroying her spine. I forget what it's called. King does it in Tekken, so it must work.
lick pusy
twist her tit. or punch to kidneys
Turn 360° and walk away.
Push out on the legs as far down towards the feet as you can reach (longer moment arm.)
you have to go deeper
You tell her, "Girl, your calves aren't doing shit, you should be using your thighs."
Then when she relaxes the grip to adjust, you just let her, making sure your face is snugly positioned in her crotch.
High IQ post.
bite her
YJK
Do you have that female judo webm where you can see one of the girls' bra?
that guy has zero muscle
he literally just falls over
what a pathetic "match"
MOOT?
For me, it's London Andrews
You don't, you stick your head up her pussy. Also, favourite video-game film of all time right here.
Why didn't she hit him in the balls?
Fight this homosexuals
Go to bed, Steven.
Punch her in the tit
Punch her in the stomach
Punch her in the wombspace
Punch her in the vegana
Punch her in the thighs
Grab above the knee and squeeze as hard as possible
Grab her foot and twist / lift
Use your fricking eye laser
Go limp the when she does the handstand to put you into that situation in the first place, putting all your weight onto her body and crushing her
literally why doesnt he even bother grabbing her pussy it he knows hes about to die
Knee joint and muscles are very weak plus its a woman so just move the calves out of the way
Or just pretend youre in pain as you contemplate the aroma
>thumb in the backbox
That's it.
I could take her.
Bros watching female wrestling at the olympics is so good
to dinner!
licky licky and dicky dicky
The most average male fighter can easily defeat even a world-champion female fighter
Knee her spine repeatedly.
How come he didn’t just shoot a laser out of his eye like in the game?
Didn't want to damage her pussy
Nonsense. Women use lasers on their pussies all the time. It’s for hair removal. Kano would’ve given her a sweet Brazilian.
Kano likes bush
It's a real shame. Bridgette Wilson was recast into the role at the last minute, and didn't have time to train for the role. So when she finally was seen in action, she was sloshy and clumsy. In fact, I think they had to redo a lot of the choreography to reduce the amount she had to do onscreen.
Huh
seeing this scene as a kid made it my fantasy to wrestle and dominate a woman. in a perfect world, we'd fight to the death.
if i knew what cumming was, i would have cum to the noise she makes when kano kicks her in the stomach.
Stick your fingers into her vegana and she'll release your head.
The longer you stare at it, the dumber it gets. He's not even in her thighs.
How did they botch her this hard? I actually got gaslighted into thinking she looked this.
The retaliation is to breathe in as deeply as possible through your nose, as your lungs fill they'll expand your ribcage and push your shoulders out using your core strength, allowing you to break the hold.
You can't breathe in through your mouth because uhhhhhh of complex medical reasons.
allo baby. did you miss me?
cum instantly and use the cum to lubricate your escape attempt
Just stand up and Ganso Bombo her, he looks big enough to be able to do it to a woman that size, no matter how "well trained" she is.
>that fight in the background
high intensity violence
dig your nails deep into her skin and claw the shit out
>Easily open her legs because in that position she can't exert enough strength to trap you
>Shove you head deep into her tights
>Tell her "this how you do it"
>Take a long deep sniff
There you go
literally just get up
god... jesus... just imagine being choked by her well formed calfs while you rubbed her silky smooth thighs with your hands, gropping it up and down, all over, pretending to struggle, then eventually die to acute respiratory distress syndrome
That low on her legs, easy. If he was between her thighs he is probably fricked.
WORK HARD EVERY NIGHT AND DAY!
Bloodsport was so good.
I have been jerking off almost exclusively to femdom headscissor mixed wrestling videos for my entire life
>Popular enough to have a large niche of paying customers who'll shell out WAY too much
>Not popular enough to have anyone leak most of it
I just wanted to see if Kortney lost and what the punishment was!
Monkeh style.
>What if we just destroy an entire fricking mall with nothing but our bodies
Fricking love Police Story except the comedy bits
Those old Jackie Chan movies are timeless thanks to the time and effort they put in to their fight scenes.
>older jackie chan movies are just mitsubishi wanks
>jackie himself was a huge mitsubishigay back then
Take me back
>That Double Dragon III jump throw at the end
I didn't think that existed in real life
knees are extremely weak
you cap move the knee cap out of alignment really easily from that position which is just a fricking awful thing to feel
i know, its happened to me
also he could move he left leg over her head and get the prime position to totally flip this move on her and put her into a position with essentially not counter unless she stomps clamping her legs on his head
Frank Dux was a larp
Is there any asian man more intimidating than this huge mother fricker?
Bolo Yeung was a big guy.
>That snowy Jade scene
some homosexual adding all that extra strobing affects needs to be dragged out into the street, raped then shot
The only purpose of a fight is to kill your opponent.
Is the new one worth watching? It looks bad, but also kinda fun.
The beginning and the ending are good. Everything inbetween is meh.
>Me, in the back
>submission attempt
Just stand up
sauce?
Seriously you put your hands together like your praying but between her leg and you wedge yourself out, you can also try to use your own leg to hook your heel around her neck and try to pull her head away and smack her in her stretched stomach.
T. Professional woman-fighter
Fricking Noob.
>spend years practicing your passion for martial arts
>get cast for a catfight in the mud for an unloved sequel to a video game adaptation
>as a character with a gimmick that you never get to display
>and you have to lose
Start jerking off to give her the ick then run
stick my thumb up her butthole and start tearing it out
tickle her ankles?
Where's the millena fight?
The thing I remember most vividly about this scene is the huge piece of spit that flows out of his mouth when he's begging for his life. My man was literally drooling for a taste of the pusy
The better question is How do you stay like that forever.
That guy behind them has a boner from second hand sex.
Move your own legs over and heel kick her in the face
this is the ideal situation. why would any man need to escape?
why are these thighs so attractive?
Reptile.
can't this shit literally kill you?
Yeah but Gina Carano is a trained fighter.
Sure if you keep doing after the person has passed out. There's been a few big cases of people choking others out and killing them but those are all situations where the choke was held for like five or ten minutes.
gina is very attractive
This is easily the hottest one.
Love Michelle Yeoh
>tfw when playing elden ring
the way they float around is really fricking annoying, i hate it
watch this in the theater with my dad when it came out
he fell asleep sometime after this part
pretty sure he was a fan of this, though
how do you even get out of this?
i have seen this webm a million times and no one has ever provided sauce
just tell me it ends with them fricking, i can live without the sauce if I KNOW
Eve the Gymnast vs Clay
almost wish i'd never asked, i wanted it to end in sex
>it's real
>not only is it real, there's a whole community of girls trying to wrestle men like Clay
how the frick
if this isn't a porno then i'm mickey mouse
very easily? Her legs aren't locked, they are on his jaw and not his neck, and its between her lower shins and not above the knee. She'd have no way to keep his head from just slipping caudad
sniff your way out