How the FRICK does someone with good looks like him only starred in absolute no-name TRASH production, outside of Starship Troopers?
How the FRICK does someone with good looks like him only starred in absolute no-name TRASH production, outside of Starship Troopers?
his hairline hasn’t receded one bit and he’s only gotten more handsome with the grey beard, damn impressive
FAKE HAIR moron
>MUH WHITE OPPRESSION DA JOOOOOS
it’s not fake hair you israelite loving c**t
shalom,remember the 9 bazillion?
Take meds you neurotic heeb.
It looks like its thinned out a bit tho. But yeah Jesus I think Damn near all men would be more than happy to have that hair at his age.
He would have made a decent Soldier Boy IMO
You do know that all male celebrities do plastic surgery and that's why they look good when they get older?
Too white for Hollyisraelite.
He's also a charisma blackhole.
That seems to be an optional requirement in Hollywood.
caspere knew this
>men age like fine w-
>from chad to daddy
Good looks aren't everything. He can't act.
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say he can act
I just want you to know that I thought this was funny
>He can't act.
And?
Nick Cage can act, he just chooses not to.
Nick Cage is just himself in every movie he's ever been in. He has zero range. That's not to say that I don't enjoy his movies, though.
>Nick Cage is just himself in every movie he's ever been in.
No shit stupid that's all actors do.
Well you're entire thread has lost all credibility, first off Nick Cage can act just fine, he's just broke and has to star in meme shit for money, second he's related to Francis Ford Coppola which despite hos best effort to make it on his own is a huge boon to his career, go back to /lgbt/ with your silver fox worship shit thread.
>Nicolas Cage can't act
homie u stupid
nic cage is a great actor on his own because he is one of the rare american ones who experiment their craft.
Though this has a tendency to rob the director of his film if he's not good.
Notice how he acts great in leaving las vegas, wild at heart, bringing out the dead....
Wrong.
Didn't stop him from having +150 credits on IMDB and a net worth of 7 million dollars.
And your mouth all around his wiener too
Did Casper van Dien molest you or something?
Why? You want pointers on how to make it happen?
explains why you're gay
I'm not the one slobbering all over a shit actor's wiener with a cartoon name.
You seem to talk about him an awful lot
Someone needs to bottle his genetics.
I don’t even look human compared to people like that. You only get one shot at life and I get to spend mine as a hideous low IQ frick that everybody makes fun of.
too handsome. jon hamm has the same problem
he's not that good looking, I'm better looking than him and I'm pumping single mothers from Tinder full of my cum while sucking on their huge postpartum boobas every other night
Manlet who can't act. I saw him in Vegas once. He's listed at 5' 10", he's lucky if he's topping out at 5' 7".
>why yes, I do base my self-esteem on my height
found the disgusting manlet
Imagine being so spiteful of another man's height. Are you a woman?
6'1"+ dudes call every 5'9 a 5'7 every time. I know you are ugly and you unly feel better if you can pull someone down but that doesnt change your face.
Im also 5'10 and 6'2-3-4 ugly lanket dudes always say Im 5'7
Starship Troopers is a trash production so that's probably why.
It's not though.
It is.
Wtf? I hate Starship Troopers now!
It is, but only ironically.
Actually, yes, I have noticed it. It's ridiculous. But nepotism is nepotism.
hey I like the long goodbye
why did they edit in israelite$
it was posted to reddit its the only version i could find
arent mossad a bunch of hard c**ts
literally name ONE FRICKING EXAMPLE of this
Adrian Brody in King Kong
Andrew Garfield as Spiderman even though Peter Parker is Christian
the comic specifically says "big israelitey faces" and the drawing is of a a typical ugly israelite. Andrew Garfield does not look israeli and is quite good looking
the comic says "heroic and romantic" roles. James Caan in Thief is the lead role but he isn't the quintessential heroic/romantic lead as the comic implies. The movie is literally called Thief. also again Caan doesn't look very israelitey
not even a leading actor in that movie, also not particularly heroic either. Definitely israelitey looking though. Still, you had to reach all the way back to 2005s shitty King Kong film to get an example.
Here are the MASSIVE counter examples: Thor, Captain America, Tom Cruise, Alexander Skarsgaard, The Rock, Chris Pratt
israelite pilpul
Thief
Jurassic Park
Reminder that this pretty boy was molested as a teen.
Such is the fate of all beautiful things if not protected and guarded carefully, male or female.
Because he looks like Nazi Youth. israelite producers obviously blackballed him.
What about Army Dog?
you can't actually get a proper career in movies if you got your start doing a bunch of softcore pornos
good looking men and women are a dime a dozen. everyone is good looking in hollywood. for a truly long lasting career you need more than just looks. also he looks like a generic good looking guy. he doesn't have that special sauce like Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt
He's very likely a conservative chud and should rightly get ostracized from Hollywood.
Same reason you don't have actors like the guy who played Sawyer in anything any more
frick you, he also starred in Army Dog
Oh hey isn’t she the girl who reply “Chrissy wake up” to this post or Army Dog gets put to sleep tonight in Stranger Things?
That’s a weird variant cover
>how can he maul women? And children?
>easy! He just doesn’t shake em as much
Even my days as an old /b/tard couldnt prepare me for that movie
Post Grace
>he can't act
He's also the only actor I ever saw who went on the old IMDB forums to talk about his character. That's leagues above method acting or pretentious high art crap in my book.
>SLEEPY HOLLOW
He didn't give up his boypussy or engage in pedo sex rituals with Hollywood execs, essential blackmail ingredients necessary for success in the movie business
He's a 90210 tier actor. Looks help in Hollywood, but they aren't everything.
He shoulda got more jacked he coulda been the next schwarzenegger
He was born to play Doom Guy. It is a crime they never made it happen.
hollywood is full of 10/10 Chads as barstaff and waiters who cant get a single role
believe it or not, but acting ability matters somewhat, and more still, nepotism/connections
he was in a few episodes of Monk
Because he's a bad actor. Just because you want to put your genitals in or on someone doesn't mean they're a good actor.
hes short
He's a bad actor but he was intelligently casted in Starship Troopers since the whole "ubermensch aesthetic ideal yet completely hollow and soulless inside" thing was what they were going for.
>hey it cant be that bad with his career
oh
It's the Argentinian genes.
>Cynthia Rothrock
Picked up.
Refused to suck dick.
He got blackballed for being conservative. Became a born again Christian in the late 90s, so Hollywood stopped giving him work except in b movies and direct to video dreck
Probably has a shitty agent that he refuses to fire because they're friends. Many such cases.