Fun fact: one day all of existence will be gone and people will realize they only reproduced because it’s a function of our biology. A lot like the fear of death.
I actually know how good I have it. That's also part of virgin powers, think about how inexplicably clouded your vision was while you were fornicating.
I can't get my head around this. I enjoy collecting (and sometimes even reading) classic literature but I've never bought a copy of the kama sutra. Would be too painful.
>Just get a hooker, go to Asian parlor, go to vegas, something
This is the attitude of a normal man who has experience with women. This option is extremely frustrating to the incel virgin.
If hookers are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
>If hookers are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
Here is the attitude of the defeatist incel virgin who in spite of pushing 30 years old and realizes that his chances will only get worse with age, still hasn't given up hope even though he pretends that he has.
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
He will be a 30 year old virgin, a 35 year old virgin and eventually a 40 year old virgin. You can tell just by the attitude, the need to announce your lack of accomplishment in life in an attempt to garner pity and sympathy.
>He will be a 30 year old virgin, a 35 year old virgin and eventually a 40 year old virgin.
Yeah and? I repeat, if hookers are my only option then I might as well die as a kissless virgin. I truly mean it
It could help you become more comfortable around women which increases the risk of finding a normal woman. But you will not listen to reason because you enjoy wallowing in self-pity
Hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
An adult virgin can go to a different hooker every other day and he would still be a clueless virgin in any IRL situation. Paying to insert your condomed penis into her vegana changes nothing in that department
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
The only problem that an adult male virgin past a certain has is that he has failed to realize that he is a aint shit homie that no woman will ever want. You don't make to 30 years old a virgin if you have value as a man. Some woman would of recognized something in you. Instead of just giving up and enjoying your life the best you can you deprive yourself of good times on pointless principle. You will regret it when you are in your 40s and your libido falls off a cliff.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he has failed to realize
I didn't, I already know that, I'm not delusional.
Life is still worth living though, even if I die as a kissless virgin
3 months ago
Anonymous
why do you talk as if all incels are incels for the same reason? the only guy i knew who was a virgin up until 30 was a virgin because the idea of intimacy made him overly nervous while talking to women. so he went to an escort, fricked her a few times, realized that sex is not scary and stopped being nervous when talking to women he liked. and then a few months later he got his first girlfriend
3 months ago
Anonymous
The vast majority of adult virgins are not virgins because they are afraid of le penis in vegana. The problem isn't sex, but everything what comes before sex, how to get a girl attracted to you in the first place etc
>be KHV at 25 years old >finally get an escort >start feeling less tense and scared around women >get a gf almost a year to the day I fricked that escort
>Yeah and? I repeat, if hookers are my only option then I might as well die as a kissless virgin. I truly mean it
You don't have the right attitude for sex and it sounds like you don't have the libido for it either. How a young man with a strong sexual drive doesn't want to know what it's like to frick a woman is beyond me. Instead you'd rather wait for some woman to take pity on you which isn't going to happen.
I hate the stupid games women play >you only become attractive to them once you're already in a relationship >if you actually care about and try getting a girlfriend, you'll come off as desperate, which will turn them off
I'd argue that the vast majority of desperate men who are begging for a crumb of pussy are not adult virgins and still get laid from time to time, solely because even that pathetic attempt strategy is still better than nothing.
An adult virgin is in most cases an adult virgin not because he is caring too much, but the exact opposite he literally does nothing about it, no trying whatsoever
>Not giving a shit is how they end up as adult virgins in the first place.
This.
Imagine telling an unemployed person "just don't worry about getting a job bro"
this is annoying as frick. every time i get out of a relationship and have woman fatigue, women keep hitting on me. then when i'm finally ready to get back in the game and start trying, it gets incredibly hard. they have a 6th sense for sure
>tfw you see guys who are uglier than you, poorer than you, fatter than you, and they've all had sex and you wonder if you're really less desirable than fat broke guys
Serious question here.
Im OP pic related, BUT, was he already 40 in the movie, or was about to turn 40?
I mean, is it shameful to be a 39yo virgin about to turn 40, OR to be a 41yo virgin?
>most guys I see have gfs
Because the guys who don't have gfs have no reason to be walking around
Most of those guys are probably just her simps too tbh
I'm a fat manlet loser and I managed to find a cute gf out of my league in college. It's impossible to go to college and not get laid. I was a complete virgin in high school, no kisses or hugs either.
porn addiction killing the drive to overcome spaghetti
there's vomit on his sweater already
NintendoCapriSun
For me it was chuggaaconroy
some people just arent meant to reproduce
Fun fact: one day all of existence will be gone and people will realize they only reproduced because it’s a function of our biology. A lot like the fear of death.
Very easily. Now ask how one can be 56 and a virgin. Go on.
How?
I broke up with my girlfriend of four years and I'm finally happy for the first time in over a year. You virgins don't know how good you have it.
Story time?
I actually know how good I have it. That's also part of virgin powers, think about how inexplicably clouded your vision was while you were fornicating.
I enjoy a peaceful, drama-free life in which I don't have to put up with other people's bullshit. That's worth a lot.
There exists a lot of middleground between being a lonely virgin and being in a horrible relationship
Yea just be urself chicks love that
5 years to go
Today lads, today
>Make ZERO attempts to get laid
>WTF why am I still a virgin lmoa
After a while you stop being able to get hard
even if a wimin lliterally ask me to frick her, i would still frick it up somehow.
just happened
I'm stubborn and refuse to accept that men are the ones who initiate sex and relationships. I'm waiting around for a girl to approach me
I became a wizard so I started reading romance
I can't get my head around this. I enjoy collecting (and sometimes even reading) classic literature but I've never bought a copy of the kama sutra. Would be too painful.
I'm resigned to never getting it myself so I enjoy them as a proxy
I don't like western romance stories because they tend to be about cucking and are focused on catering to women
I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
Just get a hooker, go to Asian parlor, go to vegas, something
If hookers are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
americans be like: how can i monetize a normal human experience? caprialism ho!
Didn’t laugh
>Prostitutes are something uniquely American and not an ancient universal worldwide occurrence
Are you moronic?
>americans be like: how can i monetize a normal human experience?
Prostitution is illegal in America unlike in some European countries.
>Just get a hooker, go to Asian parlor, go to vegas, something
This is the attitude of a normal man who has experience with women. This option is extremely frustrating to the incel virgin.
>If hookers are my only option I'd honestly rather die a kissless virgin
Here is the attitude of the defeatist incel virgin who in spite of pushing 30 years old and realizes that his chances will only get worse with age, still hasn't given up hope even though he pretends that he has.
>I am 29 years old and I never even kissed a girl
He will be a 30 year old virgin, a 35 year old virgin and eventually a 40 year old virgin. You can tell just by the attitude, the need to announce your lack of accomplishment in life in an attempt to garner pity and sympathy.
You're making me start hating incels.
>He will be a 30 year old virgin, a 35 year old virgin and eventually a 40 year old virgin.
Yeah and? I repeat, if hookers are my only option then I might as well die as a kissless virgin. I truly mean it
It could help you become more comfortable around women which increases the risk of finding a normal woman. But you will not listen to reason because you enjoy wallowing in self-pity
Hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
An adult virgin can go to a different hooker every other day and he would still be a clueless virgin in any IRL situation. Paying to insert your condomed penis into her vegana changes nothing in that department
>Hookers don't solve adult virgin problems.
The only problem that an adult male virgin past a certain has is that he has failed to realize that he is a aint shit homie that no woman will ever want. You don't make to 30 years old a virgin if you have value as a man. Some woman would of recognized something in you. Instead of just giving up and enjoying your life the best you can you deprive yourself of good times on pointless principle. You will regret it when you are in your 40s and your libido falls off a cliff.
>he has failed to realize
I didn't, I already know that, I'm not delusional.
Life is still worth living though, even if I die as a kissless virgin
why do you talk as if all incels are incels for the same reason? the only guy i knew who was a virgin up until 30 was a virgin because the idea of intimacy made him overly nervous while talking to women. so he went to an escort, fricked her a few times, realized that sex is not scary and stopped being nervous when talking to women he liked. and then a few months later he got his first girlfriend
The vast majority of adult virgins are not virgins because they are afraid of le penis in vegana. The problem isn't sex, but everything what comes before sex, how to get a girl attracted to you in the first place etc
>be KHV at 25 years old
>finally get an escort
>start feeling less tense and scared around women
>get a gf almost a year to the day I fricked that escort
>Yeah and? I repeat, if hookers are my only option then I might as well die as a kissless virgin. I truly mean it
You don't have the right attitude for sex and it sounds like you don't have the libido for it either. How a young man with a strong sexual drive doesn't want to know what it's like to frick a woman is beyond me. Instead you'd rather wait for some woman to take pity on you which isn't going to happen.
Sure I'd like to experience a woman, but not enough to actively seek for it.
Normal test levels
>How the frick does that even happen?
What do you mean how does it happen, it's literally the easiest thing in the world
Just never make any advance on a girl, boom you're a virgin for life it's that simple
I just don't care anymore
Don’t fricking give up
When you stop giving a shit, it becomes even easier to get laid. Women can smell desperation from a mile away and nothing dries their pussy up faster
I hate the stupid games women play
>you only become attractive to them once you're already in a relationship
>if you actually care about and try getting a girlfriend, you'll come off as desperate, which will turn them off
nta, but I can confirm this is very true. The downside is since you don't care anymore, you're still not getting laid because you legit don't want it.
Not giving a shit is how they end up as adult virgins in the first place.
In fact every adult virgin should do the exact opposite of what you're saying, he should start caring/giving a shit if he wants to stop being a virgin
>all incels act exactly the same
brainlet. a lot of incels try really hard to escape inceldom
I'd argue that the vast majority of desperate men who are begging for a crumb of pussy are not adult virgins and still get laid from time to time, solely because even that pathetic attempt strategy is still better than nothing.
An adult virgin is in most cases an adult virgin not because he is caring too much, but the exact opposite he literally does nothing about it, no trying whatsoever
>Not giving a shit is how they end up as adult virgins in the first place.
This.
Imagine telling an unemployed person "just don't worry about getting a job bro"
>Not giving a shit is how they end up as adult virgins in the first place.
This is me. 30 and I think I've asked out a total of two women.
this is annoying as frick. every time i get out of a relationship and have woman fatigue, women keep hitting on me. then when i'm finally ready to get back in the game and start trying, it gets incredibly hard. they have a 6th sense for sure
>tfw you see guys who are uglier than you, poorer than you, fatter than you, and they've all had sex and you wonder if you're really less desirable than fat broke guys
Oxytocin is good for you.
not a virgin but im pretty sure i was happier when i was single
>Give up
>Feel free
>Feel somewhat happy
>A girl asks me out
>Reject her
>Still happy
It's that easy boys
Feels great turning down girls, it's an ego boost and reminds me that you should never put pussy on a pedestal like incels do.
Serious question here.
Im OP pic related, BUT, was he already 40 in the movie, or was about to turn 40?
I mean, is it shameful to be a 39yo virgin about to turn 40, OR to be a 41yo virgin?
to society it is shameful to be a 39 yo virgin and a 40 yo virgin and 41 virgin, hope that helps
Guess Ill just shoot myself then. Thanks.
The answer is Cinemaphile
To virgins who lost their virginity later in life - did you feel any different after you had sex? Or were you just like "that's it?"
Look how happy he is.
>there's a heckin male loneliness epidemic! most zoomer guys are virgins!
>walk around my local college campus
>most guys I see have gfs
Most normal zoomer guys have no problem getting laid or finding gfs
all the virgins are hiding inside their rooms, waiting for a woman to come find them. dumbasses
>most guys I see have gfs
Because the guys who don't have gfs have no reason to be walking around
Most of those guys are probably just her simps too tbh
I'm a fat manlet loser and I managed to find a cute gf out of my league in college. It's impossible to go to college and not get laid. I was a complete virgin in high school, no kisses or hugs either.
>It's impossible to go to college and not get laid
>It's impossible to go to college and not get laid
Last year of college here, never even kissed let alone got laid.
At least I hope it's my last year
How dumb are you?
Most guys don't even go to college in the first place, and even in that very campus the vast majority of guys are single and in their rooms.
i live with my parents and do nothing all day, i'm not living my best life but at least i feel safe and loved, it's good enough
God-level frick up, I have NEET friends who've gotten laid, you basically just have to not participate in every aspect of society
>you basically just have to not participate in every aspect of society
Wrong, you just never make a move on a girl.
That's it, virgin for life, simple as that
after so much failure you stop trying
Effortlessly these days