These were my thoughts often when I watched Rebel Moon 1 & 2 or that one zombie "we're robbing a casino" film. Which really surprises me because he directed Watchman
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"How the frick is it possible for him to make beginner mistakes?"
filtered plebbitor
Every movie has mistakes. You read some hit piece that hyper-focuses on what it needs to in order to character assassinate, because they decided ahead of time they wanted to knock him down a peg.
Any good director doesn't give a shit about continuity errors. There's a threshold where it's sloppy, but then there's an opposite threshold where a technically perfect movie is soulless. Any good editor will select for scenes that have the best performance, not one where plates on a table don't dance around between cuts.
It's a matter of priority. Same with music. Almost all music has some mastering problem at certain points. But they decided that the broad strokes are what matter--and they do, to 99% of people.
Even if you were to set out to make the most technically perfect film of all time, you'd fail. There is no perfect art.
>Every movie has mistakes
This is true
>you read some hit piece that hyper-focuses on what it needs to in order to character assassinate
Aaaaaaaand you lost me. You can forgive goofs or plot holes in entertaining movies. If a movie isn’t entertaining it’s a lot harder to forgive these problems. And Zack Snyder doesn’t make entertaining movies, he makes literal slogs of shit that somehow manage to be so far up its own ass it’s peaking out its own mouth. Zack Snyder is the Donald Trump of movies, shitposting somehow turned into unironic shitposting and this guy who should be in line at the unemployment office is somehow given millions upon millions of dollars to piss away
TDS
Prove me wrong
>Aaaaaaaand you lost me
Redditor outed
>Zack Snyder is the Donald Trump of movies
Based.
This guy is definitely LARPing as a Snyderchad. GET HIM!!!!
So he likes to work some sweaty hard bodies?
>Zack Snyder is the Donald Trump of movies
One of the best directors since Kubrick? I wouldn't go that far, but Zack's pretty good.
>Every movie has mistakes
Name a single mistake in Heat, Eraserhead, citizen Kane, anything by Kubrick, or problem child 2
I hate midwits.
Nope.
> Nope.
Imagine the films you love handled by a competent director.
Like?
Kek. Utterly wrong. What a midwitted comeback.
>Midwit
>Doesn't even try to prove them wrong
Takes one to know one
>Has pictures of Affleck to avatarpost
Okay you're way worse actually
Literally google any of those films and then "goofs."
Eraserhead Is random Bullshit
Prove it's not purposeful bullshit. More specifically tell me how lynch goofed at all while making it. What's a film frick up he did?
Snyder imagines he makes the films Neil Breen imagines he’s making
One could argue that Snyder's original works are worse than Neil Breen's. Breen at least has a fundamental understanding of story structuring. Anything Zack wrote is totally void of sense, feeling, even basic logic. Everything is arguably more hack tier just with significantly more money and technology involved.
That's right, I said it. Fateful Findings at least displays a clear case of conflict resolution. There is none of that in Rebel Moon 2. Even the concept of Rebel Moon is less interesting than Fateful Findings.
lol no
Think about it. https://youtube.com/watch?v=kSXAMM2PlwU
What is a non-botched version? Are you saying I just need to watch the Snyder cut of RM?
>Are you saying I just need to watch the Snyder cut of RM?
Yes.
Incredible.
Even botched versions of RM are very ritualistic.
They butchered his film. The guy needs stricter control over final product. The inevitable Snydercut will fix more or less anything that was kinda off with RM2
As always.
Cope.
You are literally moronic if you like Rebel Moon
I'm smarter than you.
136 IQ here and can confirm Snyder's one of the better directors working currently.
There are so many hacks in hollywood that struggle with basic shit. Somehow they get to fail upward through connections and charisma and get to be rich and famous
Meanwhile some random autist anon on here with no film school could probably make an epic kino but will never get the chance
>Which really surprises me because he directed Watchman
this one officer, this OP right here.
The obvious answer is that those films that were successful were so despite him.
Scorsese and Scott are now like this too, only Snyder doesn't have the excuse of being elderly.
Oh frick yes I'm cumming. Stick that jolly rancher into my old man mouth mmmm
>the violinist at the Kings murder
>the stupid female hymn shit playing when they travel to the village
It all felt amateur
You know why people love Snyder so much? Because his movies usually give you fricking nothing to work with, so the audience is FORCED to come up with shit on their own, and ANYTHING you come up with by yourself you'll immediately like more than what the director shows you (like a good movie monster). Snyder is good at teasing a good story in a cool world and having the audience basically finish it by themselves.
When literature does this it's called top shelf. Can you argue why that's a bad thing? Aren't you just asking for movies to spoonfeed you and be slop?
Good literature has a message and is confident enough to deliver that message to the audience and have them come up with their own opinion on it. You can argue that "no message just look at this cool shit" is a message in itself, I mean Zack Snyder movies do look like they were made by a talented 13 year old with a huge budget so that checks out.
>You can argue that "no message just look at this cool shit" is a message in itsel
You can. There's plenty of directors with a style over substance approach, Refn springs to mind immediately. But one could also argue style IS substance in some cases.
>style IS substance
Makes sense that 300 is still Snyder's best movie then.
Nope. He barely even hides what it's about.
he looks like he has aids cause he's a moron who's an aspiring intellectual and
coming up with his moron takes he then buries with his terminally incompetent filmmaking requires an extra effort
or he just takes it up the ass
>he looks like he has aids
This is him at 58. You'll look worse than that as soon as you've passed 35.
Rebel Moon isn't out yet. The PG versions are what Netflix wanted to release first to maximize profit.
The real deal probably won't be released until summer.
I haven't even seen either parts yet because I know it's as pointless as watching the original justice league cut compared to the final cut.
I mean he literally said it's like watching 2 different movies. Obviously there will be a lot of similarities but the PG versions are the gimped way to experience them so there's no reason to even bother.
This guy is an absolute fricking genius, ever since BvS ultimate edition he's been releasing a first draft of his shitty movies, which surprise, are shit. Then he'll go "IT WAS THE STUDIO THAT WANTED IT THIS WAY! WAIT FOR MY DIRECTOR'S CUT IF YOU WANNA SEE THE REAL DEAL!" and he just releases the same shitty movie but the characters have a bit more backstory and there's a naked butt in there somewhere to make double the money from one shitty movie.
Nope. Studios are really just gay and you're really just stupid.
And you really just sucked this 60 year old man's wiener and wasted your precious hours on this earth on some dogshit movies. Widen your taste, my guy. ZSJL was good though.
>Widen your taste, my guy.
Post your Top 5.
>Some Hong Kong movie
>Old Japanese movie
>Black and white American movie
>Obscure French film
>Robocop
Hey Zack, how's your dead kid
good morning sirs!
Yeah these fricking "people" have to be poos. No one else defends this guy's stuff the last 15 or so years.
Midwit cope.
>the midwit who just learned the word calling everyone midwit has entered the thread.
At least pleb was fun.
He's new to the English language I'd bet.
coping midwits
Get help
Jokes in this thread. I'm a certified halfwit.
>He directed Watchmen
This moron turned the Vietnam stuff into le epic action and used Ride of the Valkyries simply because remember that other movie with Vietnam? He's a fricking moron. He's always been a moron.
>remember that other movie with Vietnam?
Of course I remember Saving Private Ryan. Who doesn't?
Years ago I would have given him more credit but man he is truly a hack bros.
https://thesymbolicworld.com/content/the-symbolic-structure-of-movies-batman-v-superman-2016-part-i
https://thesymbolicworld.com/content/the-symbolic-structure-of-movies-batman-v-superman-2016-part-ii
>Superman is Jesus
Laziest analysis of Superman ever.
>didn't read it
>doesn't know anything about theology either
Midwit.
I'm sorry I don't read the bible like Snyder. You know what a director for a Superman movie should read though? Superman.
>worshiping comic books
The absolute state...
>...of my butthole when daddy Snyder is done with it
I'm sorry you're gay.
His newest movies dont use his usual collaborators like on the cinematography and stunts. Its pretty easy to see where the issue is. Wonder if its because hes trying to maximize the budget that Netfix gave him or if hes unironically drank his own kool-aid.
>>he stated: "I vote Democrat! I'm a true lover of individual rights. I've always been a super-strong advocate of women's rights and a woman's right to choose, and I've always been surrounded by powerful women. And, of course, I'm a huge advocate for the rights of all ethnicities and every walk of life. I would say I'm a pretty liberal guy. I want to make sure everyone's heard and everyone feels included. I don't have a rightwing political agenda. People see what they want to see. For me, that was not certainly the point.
explains everything
>Hollywood person isn't redpilled
The shock! Watch his shit and you can clearly see he's sympathetic towards fascism deep down.
Physiognomy done told you.
Villeneuve lost
Chad Sneeder won