How the frick is this movie so damn good?

How the frick is this movie so damn good?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    well

    >Gonzo as the visible narrator with Rizzo as comedic backup support
    >Muppet characters in their fitting roles
    >fricking God Tier soundtrack
    >Sir fricking Michael Caine as Scrooge and playing it straight, which honestly works well with the silliness of the muppets
    >tells the story the best they can in 90 minutes including some important parts
    >this mother fricking thing is awesome.

    I honestly loved they made brand new Muppets for the 3 ghosts of Christmas, each one fitting the tone of the story.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of these, plus the beautifully grim set designs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thes quads speak greater truths than any quads ever posted.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thes quads speak greater truths than any quads ever posted.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      /thread.
      The only thing going against it is the cut song between Scrooge and Belle titled "Love We Lost" that was meant to circle back at the end and would've made the final song "Love We Found" more impactful.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so weird the song was added back in for VHS releases then cut again for DVD and Streaming then put back in for Streaming.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that even goes against it, and I think the movie is better without the song. Sure it's a good song, but it interrupts what is otherwise the most heart breaking moment of the movie, and focusing strictly on Scrooge's reaction and the silence that follows works much better.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          In my opinion the ideal lies in between. Leave the song in, but maaaybe cut it at the bridge, or cut to some other shit happening during the bridge, and abbreviate or take the scene somewhere else for the last verse. it's not just long, it's repetitive and it's in a key that hurts your brain to let it drone on and on. Paul Williams did TOO GOOD a job on making it a heartbreaker.

          Thanks. I might give it a watch then. Any chance you know where I can find it?

          that's the trickety wicket, live action shows do not get well kept. I tend to use whatever putlocker-y site is functional recently. Like right now I'm watching almost unwatchably shitty VHS rips of Salute Your Shorts on putlockernew vc
          you just gotta have your browser shields and shit well intact, and very carefully allow only the necessary scripts. On the right site, with the right server, you can settle into something comfortable. or on others, you have to like, view source and watch the video from there.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            thanks, I'll look out for it on those. It is a problem indeed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something really neat about this movie is that it actually has some of the most period-accurate costume design ever put to film. They even used correct fashion trends for the various times shown throughout, subtle things like preferred fabric patterns, shawls, and styles of hat.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quads of correctness

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked and utterly unassailable. Any other opinion is just straight up wrong.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ultimate holiday quads of truth, also it’s flat out my favorite adaptation

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how his approach is opposite to Tim Curry in Treasure Island but both works well

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        tim curry took the muppets' silly nature as a challenge, and rose to it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was said best before
        Sir Michael Caine works because he treats the muppets as fellow actors
        Tim Curry works because he treats himself as a fellow muppet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          makes sense too, tim is clearly not in the 'human' role in treasure island, Jim is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, if you told me past and present were existing repurposed muppets, I'd believe it. They felt very "natural".

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        past was pretty frickin weird looking but no weirder than Digit I guess.
        apparently they first shot her in a vat of baby oil, but it kept getting dirty so they switched to water.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wait really?
          I remember watching a documentary about the production of Prisoner of Azkaban that they wanted to use puppets suspended in water for the death eaters and they ultimately made the switch to CG because filming puppets under water was too difficult. Are you telling me they were just lazy buttholes? Because the ghost of christmas past looks so incredible in Muppet's Christmas carol I was certain it was a digital effect.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i also thought it was a totally digital effect. henson had been experimenting in puppetable CGI (so it looks less fake because a person is moving it in real time) and it was unclear enough to be hard to tell exactly what it was.
            but I think filming underwater is ALSO really hard. "the muppets did it" is not really an excuse for something being easy.

            but I also didn't know this movie came out in '92, i'm pretty sure I didn't see it til '95 or so, when cg like that was more plausible.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they were just lazy buttholes?
            Yeah, kinda. Lol.
            I never liked the Potter films because the CGI was hideous. Wish they used puppets for the whole series.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Checked
      Also the ghost of Christmas past was shot underwater iirc. She's so ethereal and ghostly without being too fricking spooky.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they wanted to make Jim proud
    and for literally exactly one movie and almost nothing beyond that, they did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a general sense of class and respect about the whole thing. You can tell they wanted to do Jim proud, but also wanted to pay respect to Dickens as well.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I won't accept this diminishing of Treasure Island.

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      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That doesn't really hold a candle to "Scrooge".

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

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    Personally I like this version

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's that meme where michael caine is like "i'm playing this as serious as a funeral"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's why it works. In fact, a lot of scenes are "too serious" for the Muppets, which again is why it works. The ending where he's singing is basically him accepting his place as a Muppet character.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        indeed, and as some have pointed out, he's kind of awkward.. and I think that was totally deliberate. He could have done it 'right' if he wanted, but he instead danced like a crotchety old miser who has just now been reminded what joy is, and his body isn't used to it yet

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Carol also retains something older Muppet movies did that new ones tend to fail to do, and that's have some real sentimental moments. Stuff like "When the Love is Gone" and "Bless Us All" hit hard just like "I'm Going to go Back There Someday."

          I can't think of any Muppet movies past Carol that have that.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I can't believe that the version you get today removes When Love Is Gone.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Disney+ actually has it complete with that restored, but you have to access it from the special features menu when you watch it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still waiting for this and Home Alone 2 to get 4K blu rays.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you just reminded me of the one good part of Muppets in Space

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              the remix version of the song during the credits?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                uh no.. the part where gonzo sings it..

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's what I mean, its a new version they did for it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                okay well it played before the credits too.

                If you think that one's good, check out these
                >Great Santa Claus Switch
                >Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas
                >Christmas Eve on Sesame Street
                >The Christmas Toy
                >The Bells of Fraggle Rock
                >Muppet Family Christmas

                also great. MFC was the last time the whole family of franchises got to coexist, it felt like that Doctor Who finale when they had like every character come back one last time.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Caine is acting like he’s in a movie, not a muppet movie. He knew it would be a Christmas classic so he took it seriously, and it kicks ass because of it. I’m glad my wife showed me this.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you think that one's good, check out these
    >Great Santa Claus Switch
    >Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas
    >Christmas Eve on Sesame Street
    >The Christmas Toy
    >The Bells of Fraggle Rock
    >Muppet Family Christmas

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand what moral they were going for with Emmet Otter. "The Gift of the Magi except the people involved sell off each other's prized possessions instead of their own." Ok???

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it was a moral, just a folksy tale of how dumb people do dumb things and suffer for it, but you can still have a nice christmas.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when even Muppets films could have real sentimentality and feelings of love? And now everything in modern movies is undercut with a joke and any sense of love or soul is removed. Nothing is taken seriously or if it is, it is done in the wrong way. And most films don't even entertain human realities like love but avoid them. Muppets feel more human than modern media.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's because Jim Henson was the one that kept saying that Muppets can be for adults too. When he died, that went right out the window. Puppets are kid shit like every other form of non live action media.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      New Fraggles are still good

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        seriously
        knowing what happened to steve
        with jerry nelson dead
        with kathryn mullen not playing mokey
        and with all the other problems I assume it has

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The team still tries and succeed.
          I wish new series had few more eps though, but the final song is really good.

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          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            fair enough. I don't think I can bring myself to watch it but maybe some kids will like it and it'll get them to watch the old one
            I just looked it up and it sounds like all kinds of modern garbage is behind the scenes, just as I assumed.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I just looked it up and it sounds like all kinds of modern garbage is behind the scenes, just as I assumed.
              Please elaborate!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd rather not, let's just enjoy our chrimbus.

                I heard the new Dark Crystal stuff was pretty alright too but I didn't see it. In fact I don't think I've seen the original in at least like 25 years. It's really weird that DC came back.

                it was good! and yeah that was out of fricking nowhere. But it looked good, had a good story, great characterizations for the skeksis (particularly fleshing out their leader, who died at the beginning of the movie, so this gave them a chance to do new things with him)
                yeah they threw a little ridiculous out of place forced gay in there, but only in the background. and frick, we don't know how gelflings reproduce. I can easily let that slide.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neat. I'll give it a watch. Actually I've been wanting to rewatch the movie too. Make a christmas break of it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i watched the movie after the series ended and it was kinda neat because yknow, that's the chronological order. I see all those guys I recognize, and I hear how their voices varied (Mark Hamill clearly recorded the episodes out of order, because midway through the series he starts sounding a LOT more like the movie guy. or was it a lot less, I forget which makes more sense)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I heard the new Dark Crystal stuff was pretty alright too but I didn't see it. In fact I don't think I've seen the original in at least like 25 years. It's really weird that DC came back.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm aware of Muppets and used to watch it too, but for some reason I remember none of it.

    Recently I came across clips of the Salesman trying to sell Ernie things and found them funny as shit.
    What's some essential muppets I should watch then that's actually a good watch for adults too?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's some essential muppets I should watch then that's actually a good watch for adults too?
      The first 4 movies (The Muppets Movie, Great Muppet Caper, Muppets Take Manhattan, Muppet Christmas Carol) are pure Muppet goodness. You MIGHT like Muppet Treasure Island if you enjoyed all the movies. Do not go beyond that since everything starting with Muppets In Space is trash.
      Muppet Show is dated as hell but does have some goodies in it (Statler & Waldorf are always golden). And while not core Muppets, Fraggle Rock is pure kino too.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love how dated the Muppet Show is, so you'll have old timey music hall stars one episode, then modern rock the next.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I love it too but it's an acquired taste.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was jim's way
          everything's great, everybody's welcome. nobody's gonna be told you're too mature or you're too immature. as it should be.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you anon, good to know that. I was surprised at how enjoyable Muppets actually was when I came across the clips lately. I think at some point I just assumed it was basic hand puppets for a very young audience with nothing worthwhile in there but guess I was wrong.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's so weird imagining people who didn't grow up with them

          Shiver My Tembers, Sailing for Adventure, and Professional Pirate are some of the best Muppet songs.

          yeah they did a lot right, they just didn't really have the heart and soul. just the music and a bit of okay comedy.

          I won't accept this diminishing of Treasure Island.

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          that is the best part of the movie

          It's alright but it's not even the best Muppet's Christmas special.
          >Emmet Otter Jug Band Christmas
          >Muppet Family Christmas (watch YT upload, official releases don't include some songs)
          >The Christmas Toy
          >John Denver special (might count as lost media)
          >Muppet Christmas Carol
          >X-Mas Eve On Sesame Street

          my mom just watched the john denver christmas special yesterday, so it must be around.

          Kids got bored in test screenings during it, so Katzenberg cut it. We almost lost Part of Your World in Little Mermaid for the same reasons.

          in fairness it put me to sleep as a kid too, but it's important. being bored was just part of childhood back then.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's so weird imagining people who didn't grow up with them
            oh I did, my memory of them just isn't very good

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              okay then it's weird imagining people who stopped watching them at any point
              henson has been a fixture in my entire life. I should watch The Storyteller again, that shit holds up. I'd spend cash money on a higher quality rerelease honestly, it deserves it.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >that shit holds up
                even for adults?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would say exclusively for adults. it's a bit dry for kids. at least kids the way kids have been since I was a kid, when this show was pretty new.

                Last year at Galaxycon Steve Whitmire did a live commentary screening of this and it was fricking amazing.

                so nice seeing him bounce back at least somewhat. disney muppets officially died for me when they fired him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks. I might give it a watch then. Any chance you know where I can find it?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >disney muppets officially died for me when they fired him.
                >

                Thanks. I might give it a watch then. Any chance you know where I can find it?


                True...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a Grover/customer bit at a bakery that is almost kaufmanesque in its comedy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

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      Watch this one. The ending is pure chaos

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The ending is pure chaos
        kek
        KEK
        I just laughed my ass off.
        What on earth. By chaos I thought you simply meant all the noise and chaos of the children. Not that. Bloody hell lmao

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda wonder if Frank Oz was getting legit tired of the whole sketch

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah they just did shit like that when the tape was about to cut and sometimes if you where lucky, it made it to air. Sesame Street has some of the best bloopers too

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's all about Telephone Rock
        it's... VAGUELY educational, but only if you don't know what a phone is. and the song just kicks ass.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >modern critics like "why does all modern stuff have this loose, conversational, improvised tone? it's so dumb, frick joss whedon"
        meanwhile a gaggle of old 70s beardo hippies with their arms in the air...

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Recently I came across clips of the Salesman trying to sell Ernie things and found them funny as shit.

      yeah because sesame street wrapped the educational content in surprisingly adult situations, preparing kids for their future life. the skits show a man selling something shady or trying to scam Ernie in a way a kid can understand without referencing things like drugs or fake goods.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the skits I've seen of Ernie keeping Bert up at night with inane conversation have been consistently fun.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm beginning to think Ernie may be the best Sesame Street character

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          He very well could be. Ernie was the primary character that Henson himself played during his tenure on Sesame Street.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think you can go wrong with most of em. Even off camera Elmo is fricking funny. Maybe not Zoe. I don't think she brought anything to the table so its no wonder she got replaced by the fairy

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          particularly early ernie where he was kind of a sitcom buddy archetype, a little bit dim but still sly and happy to play jokes.
          the henson edge is sorely missed. after him, kermit stopped losing his temper or shooting down others' craziness.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly a lot of things lost that same edge as time went on, what became acceptable for kids just differed.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      This fricking bit has been stuck in my head all year: https://youtu.be/gkT5J2C8IVs?feature=shared

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek the muppets really covered a lot didn't they

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Muppet Treasure Island was awesome too

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The small percentage of the movie where Tim Curry appears is awesome, but you can't put that on Muppet Treasure Island.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shiver My Tembers, Sailing for Adventure, and Professional Pirate are some of the best Muppet songs.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's alright but it's not even the best Muppet's Christmas special.
    >Emmet Otter Jug Band Christmas
    >Muppet Family Christmas (watch YT upload, official releases don't include some songs)
    >The Christmas Toy
    >John Denver special (might count as lost media)
    >Muppet Christmas Carol
    >X-Mas Eve On Sesame Street

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    They got rid of Love is Gone. It was great song and gear moment for Scrooge. Why would they remove it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Executives wanted the film 90 minutes and not a minute longer and was forced to cut something.
      And rewatching the movie, it's a pretty airtight film. They needed to remove about 5-7 minutes of footage but every scene was essential in building context and leading to the next one. And sure you had the Gonzo and Rizzo parts that are just gags but the pure comic relief gag moments laste around 30 seconds, a minute at most, not counting the actual narrations from Gonzo.

      It's bullshit but considering the hard spot they were put I'm not sure what they could've done, cut or reedited.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kids got bored in test screenings during it, so Katzenberg cut it. We almost lost Part of Your World in Little Mermaid for the same reasons.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Caine sure as shit didn't half ass this.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Paul Williams wroye all the songs.

    Rainbow Connection motherfrickers

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scrooge did nothing wrong. ~~*They*~~ just wanted his hard earned money

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      we have come full fricking circle

      How do people miss the fact that Scrooge is still a selfish butthole at the end of the movie? He didn't get better, he just realized no one would miss him when he's gone and decided to "repent" so he could feel good about himself.

      scrooge's main issue isn't that he's selfish. hell, he hates himself. he's super hard on himself for his past, he barely enjoys the slightest luxuries, keeps his house dark, eats cheap food.
      The job of a rich guy is to BE selfish, spend money on himself, keep the wheels of capitalism running. we wouldn't need poorhouses if he'd just buy more stuff to make himself happy. He shits on Christmas and wants people to work during it instead of going home and enjoying rich meals and presents for each other, which generates more wealth.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The job of a rich guy is to BE selfish, spend money on himself, keep the wheels of capitalism running. we wouldn't need poorhouses if he'd just buy more stuff to make himself happy
        This is the first time I've heard this moral specifically applied to the movie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          well I'm speaking more broadly of Dickens's story
          people didn't hate the rich, they hated misers who hoard wealth for no reason except to hold onto the money, causing stagnation. Like, he didn't even have any servants. There were people starving on the streets who could have been living or at least working in his house, cooking his meals, getting to eat the leftovers..
          that's why the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. Money's supposed to buy happiness, not be treated like a beloved possession itself.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was always under the impression that the moral of the story had a decidedly Christian bent to it, which was basically that everyone has an obligation to help the needy, rich people especially. Hence the part (which most adaptations cut out) of Marley's ghost seeing a beggar woman on the streets and lamenting being unable to help her.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that too. but a major part of the christmas spirit isn't that you begrudgingly give, but that it's FUN to give. it warms the heart to help others. Doing what pleases yourself shouldn't be in direct conflict with pleasing others, because we're all together. Whatever helps any of us helps all of us.

              Honestly a lot of things lost that same edge as time went on, what became acceptable for kids just differed.

              eeeyup. i hope those people look at the generations they've raised and feel really rotten about it.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              If I recall a lot of literature at the time was full of parables to get the rich to not be such enormous buttholes (there were very few legal constraints on what they could do to people). Dickens did his part. Not that it helped, because we're right back where we started, but it was a good effort.

              Making Christmas about charity is a bold decision given the actual nature of the event. But if there was ever a time that message would get through, it's Christmas.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                sickens me that you buy into that rhetoric, and you're soon going to see the true colors of the people you've put into power to fight off those rich buttholes
                >the actual nature of the event
                the event that literally has everybody coming to give attention and gifts to the most important baby ever? that feels pretty charitable to me.

                >if the lord ever sees fit to grace us with another jim henson someday.
                We lost something magical with him. I really don't know how to describe it but movies just used to be so much more... just more. Maybe I'm just being nostalgic to a stupid point. On some level I think I am. But movies and TV shows used to feel so much more wondrous. It's too early to tell and I could be way off base, I hope I am honestly, but I just can't see kids looking up with bright eyed imagination and awe with so much of what's made today. Most stuff, even things that were big BIG lose their devotion almost as soon as it happened. I mean you don't even have to go back THAT far to when I was young but look at how people who grew up on Harry Potter still remember it. I wasn't ever a fan but the love and passion is there. But who's still talking about Iron Man 1. Who's still nostalgic for the first Avengers? I want someone to be. Please tell me you are. Please.

                People are just different. there's a much more complex and less stupid version of the 'strong men make good times' etc thing, where... yknow, those old times made those old dudes. And more varied times made more varied dudes. it's way more streamlined now, the tall grass is cut more consistently, and those of us who fully grok the kind of entertainment we grew up on, and actually stand a chance of at least making more-of-the-same, don't have the work ethic because we're lazy creatives.
                >who's still talking about iron man 1
                i mean i am, but only that one. the rest up to a certain point was fine, but not as special as that initial perfection. That thing blew me away.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do people miss the fact that Scrooge is still a selfish butthole at the end of the movie? He didn't get better, he just realized no one would miss him when he's gone and decided to "repent" so he could feel good about himself.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All actions we do at some level has a bit of selfishness. Even when we do good deeds we often do it because we get that small hit of seratonin thinking about how we left a posotive impact. But the end goal should ideally be maximizing happiness for everyone. Want to know what Scrooge also was at the beginning of the story? Miserable. He was a sour selfish miser and yet despite being awful notice how that sort of behaviuor never actually got him any joy. Isolating himself, hoarding his wealth, abusing his workers you'd think was all for some selfish end goal for immidiate satisfication but it wasn't. He justr did it because he thought that's just who he is and how things are.

      Scrooge changed because he realized that being a better person made him happy and made others happy. An intrinsincly selfish motivation. But so what? In the end, isn't that just what everyone wants?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All good deeds are fueled by some intrinsic benefit even ones that seem completely altruistic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but his employee’s son doesn’t have to die now, so that’s progress. Dickens wasn’t out to convert his readers into saints, he just wanted people to care enough so that less children would die in poverty.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If him being a nice, selfish butthole means helping the poor and making sure a child doesn't die young, isn't that good enough?

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love that this story is so timeless, a new version is made every year.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love that there's enough versions of this story that someone could do this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I’d like to see people try to revive some other forgotten christmas classic once in a while instead, like maybe The Blue Bird.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The album has the cut songs too.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scrooge goes out on a walk
    >The entire town sings about how much of a piece of shit he is
    No wonder he's so angry and hateful, I would be too.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easy. It was done at a time when people had imaginations. Not like today's brain damaged woke-infected generation. I feel so sorry for you.

  20. 5 months ago
    truteal
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      IF THEY GAVE A PRIZE FOR BEING GAY
      THE WINNER WOULD BE HIM!

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A homosexual called OP! There goes mister shipper there goes mister shill. No bigger homosexual since Liberace‘s wet dreams.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't give you permission to screencap my posts

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe there wasn't a better way to control the drum rolling. just move the damn milk cans.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >RUN RUN, GET THE DRUM IT'S WORTH ABOUT TEN BUCKS
      >I can't! My feet are stapled!

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it has gonzo and rizzo

  23. 5 months ago
    El Barto

    funny you say that, because it initially wasn’t so good at first glance: https://toughpigs.com/profound-weirdness-muppet-christmas-carol/

    (remember, this was back in 1992)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      error

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cain wanted to pay respect to the original story by playing it as seriously as he could, ignoring the fact he was surrounded by puppets.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a mega for the complete version they put out last year?

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure unadulterated SOUL

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last year at Galaxycon Steve Whitmire did a live commentary screening of this and it was fricking amazing.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuzzy wigs fozzy wigs. I like to think that’s why they made this movie.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it is hilarious how he's the only one who gets a bit of his name in it
      I fricking loved Sam the Eagle as Scrooge's headmaster though. The line is playing in your head now, admit it

      Why do millennials pretend they grew up with the muppets?

      are you actually using the term properly? that's rare as shit. anyway, they don't. they don't talk about media at all.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >anyway, they don't. they don't talk about media at all.
        Dude, they're obsessed with it. What the frick are you smoking?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i guess you aren't using it properly after all

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do millennials pretend they grew up with the muppets?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you pretend not to be gobbling wiener?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been watching them since I could lift my head in 1990. I remember Muppet Hour and Muppet Time on Nickolodeon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Muppet babies cartoon from the 90’s was a big hit believe it or not.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        believe it or not it's from the 80s. we just watched it in reruns in the 90s.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1996 born here, muppet treasure island was a favorite of mine growing up

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      1996 born here, I have never seen any movie except the one in the OP

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was genuinely impressed by how good the costume work was. They had entirely different costumes to account for differences in fashion between the respective periods on flashbacks and damn near everything is period accurate. What the actual frick.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the running gag of Janis's complicated relationship with nudity coming out at the tail end of a big overlapping discussion

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's genuine. It's a perfect example of how to have fun WITH something not fun AT something. It's bright silly and goofy but it's also dark, scary and emotional. It's peppered with genuine moments of humanity and love.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn straight. I feel too much of the recent Muppets stuff is operating on auto pilot, more concerned with crossing out a list of expected Muppets tropes rather than being the Muppets if that makes sense

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i mean recent muppets is a complete garbage fire, any critiques would be better pointed at 90s muppet stuff, what it did right, what it did wrong.. where it got off track and how to prevent that if the lord ever sees fit to grace us with another jim henson someday.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if the lord ever sees fit to grace us with another jim henson someday.
          We lost something magical with him. I really don't know how to describe it but movies just used to be so much more... just more. Maybe I'm just being nostalgic to a stupid point. On some level I think I am. But movies and TV shows used to feel so much more wondrous. It's too early to tell and I could be way off base, I hope I am honestly, but I just can't see kids looking up with bright eyed imagination and awe with so much of what's made today. Most stuff, even things that were big BIG lose their devotion almost as soon as it happened. I mean you don't even have to go back THAT far to when I was young but look at how people who grew up on Harry Potter still remember it. I wasn't ever a fan but the love and passion is there. But who's still talking about Iron Man 1. Who's still nostalgic for the first Avengers? I want someone to be. Please tell me you are. Please.

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