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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They both look like old dykes

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      like shit?

      kek first posts are always jealous contrarians. Why not
      post yourhandosmeface.jpg

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a womyn sweaty

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Im a troony sweaty
          FTFY
          Taking hormones and chopping your dick off doesn't magically make you a woman you absolute moron

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dykes are the ones trying to look like men, moron.
      Looking like a dyke is like looking like a man.

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    like shit?

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    money,bottox,be actor they dont work nor have stress in life + adrenochrome

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure they have a fair amount of stress put on them, not as much as someone who works a 9-5 but still

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        buuu huuuu people are taking photos of me am going to dieeeeee

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not to summon /misc/ but why was adrenachrome sich a popular talking point with q-anons when trumps own top donor publicly gets teenager blood injections to stave of aging

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        q-morons were just mosad spies on mission to discredit pedogate

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're fricking stupid.
          Fingers crossed = good luck
          Rabbit foot = good luck
          Chicken sacrifice to moloch = good luck

          You probably don't even know the parts in the old testament where they sacrifice birds and animals to YHWH for blessings.

          Not to summon /misc/ but why was adrenachrome sich a popular talking point with q-anons when trumps own top donor publicly gets teenager blood injections to stave of aging

          Blood is different from da 'chrome. Anyone can basically give you blood if it matches with yours. The andrenochrome meme is that the child needs to be abused in order to increase its power. But basically all the q anon shit was just stuff they stole off the Illuminatus Trilogy books and because boomers don't read it was easily spread over Facebook.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >sacrificing birds and animals for good luck is normal behavior for US politicians
            you are not in a position to call anyone stupid pal

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You're fricking stupid.
              >Fingers crossed = good luck
              >Rabbit foot = good luck
              >Chicken sacrifice to moloch = good luck
              >You probably don't even know the parts in the old testament where they sacrifice birds and animals to YHWH for blessings.

              imagine being such npc

              It's clearly a fricking joke in THIS instance.

              The problem is there's nothing Le Satanic or hidden meaning to that line of text. The OTHER shit however is what needs to be looked into. And it becomes a problem when schizo morons can't see a joke from a coded message.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The problem is there's nothing Le Satanic or hidden meaning to that line of text

                Hi rabbi

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Rabbi
                So are blood sacrifices satanic or israeli?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >So is the sky blue or azure?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >satanic or israeli

                same thing

                Ok so by this the Catholic Church is Satanic which means Christianity is Satanic down to Islam to Mormonism, down to the Menonites and Amish.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Ok so by this the Catholic Church is Satanic which means Christianity is Satanic down to Islam to Mormonism, down to the Menonites and Amish.

                noth christianism and islam was created by israelites

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's that art on the wall supposed to be? I cant make anything out

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                .

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                ..

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                What's the meaning of that clock? And you didn't answer what was the artwork in the Ellen pic supposed to depict?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                pizza which is pedo symbol for them

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh right I couldn't make any pizza out in that pic though. Yes I know all about pizzagate I spent a lot of time looking into it all and still can't believe the whole thing got deboonked just coz comet ping pong "doesn't have a basement" but in an interview with BBC James alefantis explicitly states they make their own sauce in the basement lol. There was so much truth to pizza gate and the whole thing got derailed coz of that. And that guy who "accidentally" shot the computer in a botched raid kek

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop noticing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yessir I just wanna be a good goy sir

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >satanic or israeli

                same thing

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Simon of Trento was Italian... but I do love Facebook boomer images.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You're fricking stupid.
            >Fingers crossed = good luck
            >Rabbit foot = good luck
            >Chicken sacrifice to moloch = good luck
            >You probably don't even know the parts in the old testament where they sacrifice birds and animals to YHWH for blessings.

            imagine being such npc

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stay lean and fit, dont be an alcoholic or chainsmoker.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brad Pitt drinks AND smokes like 4 packs a day

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        brad pitt was an alcoholic though

        Genes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      brad pitt was an alcoholic though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >was

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Stay lean and fit
      If you want to look like a bag of bones once the middle-aged cope wears off. Stay bulked and fat like the Shat if you want to still look great at your funeral.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bill, please.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You realize he's 92, right? Still looks just as good as Pitt and Pine

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            He's a... handsome man, but hardly Brad Pitt.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mr. Shatner, we know it's you.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dont be an alcoholic or a chain smoker
      >Brad Pitt

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        this kek. he is/was like a 2+ pack a day smoker for years

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The blood of terrified children

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This SO MUCH THIS
      REDDITBOT.JPG

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are projecting what you are. People can't talk about this stuff on reddit.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Finasteride
    Multivitamins
    Stay hydrated, eat well, complete nutrition
    8 hours of sleep a night minimum
    exercise routinely
    learn to de-stress
    avoid the sun, wear sunscreen religiously

    That's about it. I would say eat well, sleep well, avoid the sun are the pillars of it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finasteride
      kys troony

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Essential to a hairline like that at age 50. You need 98th percentile hair genetics otherwise.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          Fin isn't risky at all. All of Hollywood and most of the bodybuilding circuit are on it. One if not both of the men in the OP are on it. You are on the outside looking in due to your fear.

          yeah i do normal foam rogaine. in the morning i apply it then rinse my hands and gently run my wet hands along the hair without pressing hard enough to affect the min on my scalp. i do that once or twice and it's enough to keep the hair from getting crusty. at night i just put it on without doing that.
          [...]
          bodybuilders al die before turning 40...

          stealth marketing thread?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remarkable how pharma shills are active on a Andean horticulture forum

            Stealth marketing for the dirt cheap fin I buy straight from India? Lol. I'm just saying, I was on your side of the fence for a while and I'm glad I stopped, hair will be thick until I die, and it feels like nothing to take it every 3 days or so.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pine's Dad thinned out pretty early. Must have got his hair genes from his mom.
          Face genes are definitely his dad's.

          Pitt's brother's hairline is similarly blessed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't take Fin if you want to keep your dick

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        fin seems way too risky and even if it works without a hitch, it would still probably prevent my beard from filling in. min alone cleared up my bald spot and even though my hairline is receding i don't really mind, it looks fine. balding at the crown before marriage is the real death sentence.

        Fin isn't risky at all. All of Hollywood and most of the bodybuilding circuit are on it. One if not both of the men in the OP are on it. You are on the outside looking in due to your fear.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You are on the outside looking in due to your fear.
          No I'm not. I tried it - it killed sensation in my pp within two months. Still not back to normal after stopping months ago.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are probably naturally low pp. Studies on fin showed the placebo group had the same rate of sexual issues as the test group. I take it and literally felt no change for years.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Remarkable how pharma shills are active on a Andean horticulture forum

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, no way i would risk this just for a better hairline.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Essential to a hairline like that at age 50. You need 98th percentile hair genetics otherwise.

      fin seems way too risky and even if it works without a hitch, it would still probably prevent my beard from filling in. min alone cleared up my bald spot and even though my hairline is receding i don't really mind, it looks fine. balding at the crown before marriage is the real death sentence.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you take topical min? How do you deal with your hair getting all sticky and shit?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah i do normal foam rogaine. in the morning i apply it then rinse my hands and gently run my wet hands along the hair without pressing hard enough to affect the min on my scalp. i do that once or twice and it's enough to keep the hair from getting crusty. at night i just put it on without doing that.

          [...]

          Fin isn't risky at all. All of Hollywood and most of the bodybuilding circuit are on it. One if not both of the men in the OP are on it. You are on the outside looking in due to your fear.

          bodybuilders al die before turning 40...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >bodybuilders al die before turning 40...
            isn't that from roiding themselves into carrying an extra hundred pounds of muscle weight, just be natty and profit.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >just be natty

              But how can you leave humanity behind this way

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really is like 90% genetics.
      Stuff like helps, but there's some hard limits to that except for the hair.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's genetics to not be fat, and not destroy your skin with sun/stress/sleeplessness? The question wasn't "how do I look as attractive as hollywood stars" it's how do I age as gracefully as they do. They're meticulous little sissies who watch their diet, exercise, have sleep coaches and pop pills that keep their hair from falling out and their penises from going limp.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's genetics to not be fat, and not destroy your skin with sun/stress/sleeplessness?
          Isn't it? How high would you rate the percentage on those?
          Ok, that's not easy to say, but I know from myself that stress factors impact me much less than most people I know. Sample size 1 of course.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No but for example Brad Pitt has god tier muscle insertions, which means he looks great even at low muscle mass. I look like a 12 year old asian boy unless I do roids, and I'm strong as frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every one of those people don't avoid the sun and I guarantee they don't all sleep properly. In fact, I'd wager fewer than 50% of them do half of all that over the course of their lives; most of them don't get fit unless they have a role to play.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, movies shoot like 14 hour days. These dudes start their days at 4 am.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's mostly genetics tbh. I was taking hard drugs for like 12 years of my life and I still look really young at 34 I still get ID'd for baccy and booze. Usually hard drugs ages people really badly but it didn't with me so I guess I've been lucky and just got good genetics

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    you arent white Joao

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The hair is genetics. It’s pure luck to have hair like that at 50.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 34 and haven't started receding at all. My dad and grandad also have full heads of hair. So I think it's looking good for me. I'm also 6ft4 and unvaxxed so I'm gonna have girls queueing up for my dick when it becomes apparent that the Vax sterilised everyone who took it kek

      >Queue bald vaxcuck manlets seething at me ITT

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nobody asked homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice trips, I do however sense some hurt of the butteth.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao yeh well I did call it I knew it was bound to happen as soon as I said I was tall and had decent hair in the family kek

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh well, I'm actually also pretty lucky. Hey, not our fault!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol yeh but they'll still hold it against us. Bald manlets are angry at everybody. I was honest about my past drug use coz I felt like giving them a bone, something to use against me, like I fricking knew they would lmao talk about walking into my trap kek

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I filter hard for friends. My bald manlet buddies are pretty based and totally the opposite of how this place would judge them. They do sometimes manage to make me envious.
                Good for them.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeh I've met a few based ones like this lad I used to work with Tyler he was pretty based. But other than those few, the rest actually fit the meme down to a T lol nearly all of them have "little man syndrome" where they are angry at the world and are convinced they can take on anybody in a fight kek

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that's just not friend material. In the end, of course, it's charisma that's the game changer. Then they end up with hot and taller girls. I think "hey, she's quite nice"...but I follow the old "Bros before hoes".
                All good. Never got into trouble with that actually.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Charisma
                Hey you must not be a zoomer coz they all say "rizz" now kek. I've never been a Chad but not ugly either and I think my height makes girls want me coz over the years I've fricked more girls than I can count. I try to count but I always get mixed up and forget names. I've only had sex with one girl in the last 10 years though and she has been my gf for 9 years and we have a 4 year old kid together. I wouldn't know how to talk to a random girl now though I would struggle like frick and embarrass myself if I tried. It was wayyyy easier back when I was a teen and early 20s than it is for guys these days I feel sorry for anyone trying to date in 2023. Coz of the internet and social media it's made girls have an unrealistic expectations of what they can achieve and they all want 10/10 chads now even fatties, who we are being groomed into finding attractive for some weird reason kek

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao I frickin called it.
          >Queue bald manlets seething at me

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pine is walling hard for his age

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get grey hair? Just age

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that hairline
      FRICK YOU

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dick Van Dyke is like 100 years old and moves like he is 20 years old. It's wild.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outliving everyone around you is a fate worse than death

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate everyone around me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of the reasons to have kids so you're not left alone when your parents die.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Breed just because you're scared of being alone, that's dark anon. You know you can make friends outside your bloodline right?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You know you can make friends outside your bloodline right?
            bullshit. blood is all that matters and anyone who is not either blood related to you or family by marriage ultimately will not give a shit about you. there's a reason arranged marriages were a thing until 60 years ago.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >bullshit. blood is all that matters and anyone who is not either blood related to you or family by marriage ultimately will not give a shit about you
              You need to cough up the blackpill anon I know it isn't easy but your misery bias is dictating your life experience. People leave behind broken families all the time, where blood was the source of pain and suffering to find better people to live their lives alongside. if you're breeding for some guarantee of connection you could end up horribly disappointed.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just be yourself.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Genes and good life.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be white
    >already be extremely attractive
    >keep your hairline through the luck of genetics
    >don't gain a bunch of weight as you age, stay lean but not skinny
    >don't frick up your face with cosmetic surgery

    it's just that easy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      chris pine is israeli, not white, and he has had work done.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >guy isn't a bald piece of shit
    >seething baldcucks start shilling their troony pills
    Like clockwork

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      they are all bald. the hair line is fake. the hair is fake.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know who the dude on the right is

    Rob Lowe mogs at 59

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lowe told USA Today that if he did not dye his hair, it would be entirely grey. He said he went grey at age 24.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        done pretty well to hang onto it if he's been dowsing it with crap for 30 years

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dying your hair a different color isn't that bad, it's the bleaching process that kills your hair, but if you're dying it darker that's not a problem.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How come Eminem hasn't killed his hair yet?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's genetics anon. I'm a piece of shit smoker nearing 30 and I got asked for ID to get alcohol recently because they didn't believe I was over 18.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to look like this at 60. I also like that he makes Cinemaphile seethe.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Once I'm nearing my 60s, this is the aesthetic I'm going for.
      >inb4 frozen arms too?
      Yes, those too

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should of had him on MacGyver as his gay cousin or something, there's a bit of resemblance. That and the fact that Rollins would do anything to get in front of a camera short of starring in a bukkake scene.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Should've
        Sorry I'm on painkillers rn.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's something sus about this guy.
      The fact that he's acting like an angry teen well in his 60s, the fact that he has no kids and no history of dating anyone, weird.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He choose have no sex, maybe you have a chance

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to look like a childless lertwing moronic homicide conspirator with a horse voice and depleted gains at 60
      HEY THIS IS HENRY ROLLINS

      He choose have no sex, maybe you have a chance

      >He choose have no sex
      Except with men

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pay hollywood money for the best hair transplant guy, get stem cell blood therapy every year, get "smart" botox every now and then

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry, it’s genetic to be a fatass

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good genes, there's 1 Brad Pitt every 1 million people

    It's only in our fricked up society that you can think 5/10 like Chalamet or Zendaya can become actors

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the sad reality that you never consider in these situations is that some of the best exercise you can get, some of the most fulfilling and strenuous activity for mind, body and soul, is fricking. if you frick regularly you will age like a champ, Pitt has been slamming top tier ass for decades. good luck anons

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like a normal dude?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Brad Pitt
      >normal dude
      really anon? is that what your dad looks like?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Smoke and drink a lot?

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adrenochrome ngl

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yesterday I got a 24 hour ban for posting the swollen dick from Gen v on this board. I spoilered it but still got banned, is nudity not even allowed if spoilered on Cinemaphile ?

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be thin
    Keep out of the sun
    Dye your hair and beard
    Botox/face lift

    /thread

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about this gay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jon Bernthal but more cringe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have veins like that, before the heroin. 4 years clean now but my veins never came back. The reason I stopped using was cause some girl I knew lost a leg from injecting in the groin and I realized that would have been me if I carried on so I stopped there and then and never looked back. I still get tempted to use but that's about it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >6'4 former heroin addict seeking validation from Cinemaphile anons
        you're a fricking loser

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not seeking any validation. I simply mentioned that I'm tall with a full head of hair running in the family in a thread where it is the topic of discussion. Not like I went into a random thread and brought it up. I don't give a shit what you think about me and if I did I wouldn't have been honest about my past drug use would I? You should really think more before posting ngl

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice blogpost homosexual

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trying to start a conversation is blog posting now?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stay strong, anon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh wow someone actually being nice about it lol. You must not be a bald manlet then? Thanks it actually means a lot when someone says something nice after finding out about my previous drug usage. There was a trainspotting thread the other day where I encountered many other addicts/ex addicts who knew what I had been through and could relate. And it felt really good for me to get some shit off my chest coz I literally have nobody IRL to talk to about any of it that would understand. So I enjoyed that thread more than any other I can remember pretty much and others in that thread said they felt the same way. Really surprised me coz when I mentioned using in that thread I just expected everyone to start trashing and dogpiling me about it and when they didn't I was pretty shocked ngl. So yeh, thanks fren!

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't be ugly it's that easy sweety :^)q

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sweety
      Tell me you're a troony without telling me you're a troony
      Kek that and the word "chud" HUGE giveaways ngl

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