How to become as eloquent and charismatic as Don?

How to become as eloquent and charismatic as Don?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why was he so mean to Maverick?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    be handsome
    that's literally it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That guy isn’t handsome. He has a chin, and brow, and a symmetrical face. He looks awful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, you can tell whether or not you want to frick a guy? That's kinda gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok tell copious b***hes gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >either oblivious or moronic
        Dudes obviously handsome.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >chin
        >brow
        >symmetrical face
        that's like 90% of being handsome

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ngmi

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >whiteface
    how did they get away with this?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    First time noticing his eyes are green

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just pretend to be Don irl

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Hamm aged so badly.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SS + GOMAD, texas method, and nofap
    if nofap gets difficult go to an asian massage parlor once a week. if you do MWF lifts go saturday morning for a handie, it's like 60 bucks each time which is pretty cheap for once a week

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based, anons will laugh at this but the truth is following all of this advice would dramatically improve the lives of almost all of them

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      done, thanks bro!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When you're born handsome, you develop a feedback loop of people being nice to you be default -> you feel good about it -> you therefore make the interactions organic and fluid.
    Rich get richer.
    Ugly people rarely develop that because they're treated poorly from the get go so they just clam up and stay in their lane.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hello

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Watch V for Vendetta on repeat and memorize the lines. Also start sucking anonymous penises in truckstop bathrooms.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Become a vegan

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Read alot of fiction books but good ones

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      psh frick off name one good book ever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The Holy Bible of course

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the duality of anon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you're going to have to be more specific
          >septuagint
          >pentateuch
          what version are we talking here because if it isn't in ancient greek then i don't really count it as the bible

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I’d watch it for the plot. Looks better than lightyear anyway.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >the Tingleverse
          >the Tingularity
          I almost want to read his books just to be in on the jokes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        House of leaves was cool

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Create a Cinemaphile account and post on Cinemaphile

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile pass too?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    be tall and handsome and mysterious with a high paying executive job. this will give literally everything you say an air of eloquence and charisma

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > be tall
      Literally just do that

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        be tall and handsome and mysterious with a high paying executive job. this will give literally everything you say an air of eloquence and charisma

        How tall? I’m 6’1 but still a neet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          well shit homie go lay some pipe then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you need to be at least 6'3 (seriously)

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you need to be at least 6'3 (seriously)

          i like how you guys are focusing more on the height thing than the part that you can actually change about yourself, i.e. having a high paying executive job

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Dude I’m not gonna be ceo of anything except moron Industries. I’m just a tall boomer neet that posts on Cinemaphile

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the average height for white americans is around 5'10. 5'10 next to 6'0 doesnt really seem like that much difference so the result is twofold: 5'10 people just say they are 6 foot and/or women go around looking at 5'10 guys thinking they are around 6'0. you need to be MUCH noticeably taller than the average to be seen as tall, and that starts at around 6'3.

          [...]
          i like how you guys are focusing more on the height thing than the part that you can actually change about yourself, i.e. having a high paying executive job

          you are 10 times more likely to be CEO of a fortune 500 company if you are over 6'2. its like nba players. people over 7 feet tall, just literally anyone over 7 feet tall, has a 17% chance of playing in the NBA. if you are under 6'8 its less than 0.1%. there are short players in basketball but the odds are staggeringly low

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            homie those guys can't shoot and usually wind up being in the league for a few seasons at best. look at bol bol. shit. look at tacko fall. shit bust homosexual. boban can't play more than a few games a season. being tall lowkey makes you suck at a lot of things when it comes to basketball. and i'm not gonna suck muggsy bogues's dick or nothing but allen iverson changed the game and the best player in the NBA is 6'2" steph curry. an all time great, best point guard to ever live and best shooter the league has ever seen. speaking of leagues, you are out of yours. come to Cinemaphilenba and talk that shit plumber wyteboi homosexual b***h

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >homie those guys can't shoot and usually wind up being in the league for a few seasons at best.
              didnt read the rest of your post because the premise is irrelevant to my point.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                your statistics are objectively bad as is your opinion on something as general and abstract as "nba players". so you are categorically fricked up already, your logic is flawed in demonstrating THAT, and so it seems likely that your hot frickin' take on CEOs is probably just some dumb shit you read on line. b***h I know CEOs, they are short fat ugly israelites. You have no idea what the frick you are talking about

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                regardless of where my statistics come from, you present none at all. the taller candidate wins the presidency almost every single time, and POTUS has been taller than the average american male for the last 120 years.

                in a society that reveres height, you are more likely to be successful if you are tall. thats a straight up fact and you just another seething, coping manlet pretending he doesnt care

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I found it as a logical comparison. I think I saw that statistic too, but it might’ve came from the CEOs of like the Fortune 500 companies. It might have no been every CEO of every company in America. But about a third of the CEOs of the largest companies in America are by men who are over 6’2”, which is definitely not a sheer coincidence. Either tall men have more confidence, or they’re unconsciously favored for leading positions, it’s 1 of the 2

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They stick them in upper management positions, sure, but the guys that pull the strings and run the show are short, fat, israeli, and bald like me

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                even among israelites, the tall ones are more successful. its a universal truth.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Please explain pajeet/Chang ceo

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                in America? all part of the anti-white campaign but youll notice that these people are typically taller than the average male from their respective race. newest high profile pajeet CEO i can think of is the one from twitter and he is allegedly 6 feet tall. average male height among indians is less than <5.8

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I know CEOS irl, not billionaires from major companies but decent-sized satellite/space launch providers and companies that manufacture parts used by NASA and other space agencies. None of them are above average height except one, 2 of them are bald and short. They're all charismatic, eloquent and confident though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >seething manlets dubious claims of anecdotal evidence are more concrete than statistical evidence
                kek, every time. never learn.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                oh what now Black person homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                doesnt matter if youre the same seething manlet, youre still a seething manlet

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                aww look it's trying to learn

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                not sure what your autism test has to do with anything here, ill just chalk it up to more manlet cope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hey dude, if you wanna spend the rest of your life being a miserable underachieving loser because you think guys like Christian Grey exist irl go ahead. My "dubious anecdotal claims" weren't meant to convince you or anyone, go ahead and keep being a black pilled loser.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >manlet projection
                reaching critical mass and we are only 60 posts in

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 1.84 you miserable loser

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                sure you are squirt

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                God how glad I am that for all my problems, I'm not THIS much of a demoralized incel loser.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                project harder buddy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What I am projecting? You are literally sperging out because I said that I know successful men irl who are of average height or shorter. What are you even trying to argue?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >What I am projecting?
                >You are literally sperging out

                Hey dude, if you wanna spend the rest of your life being a miserable underachieving loser because you think guys like Christian Grey exist irl go ahead. My "dubious anecdotal claims" weren't meant to convince you or anyone, go ahead and keep being a black pilled loser.

                >miserable underachieving loser
                >black pilled loser

                I'm 1.84 you miserable loser

                >miserable loser

                God how glad I am that for all my problems, I'm not THIS much of a demoralized incel loser.

                >demoralized incel loser

                all I did was say that statistically you are much more likely to be highly successful if you are tall, which is a fact. you did the typical manlet anecdotal evidence cope and then started positively boiling with rage, projecting your insecurities on to me.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >manlet cope
                Whatever makes you feel better incel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he is so insecure he literally posts his passport
                still taller than you short stuff. yeah some manlets succeed and even reach the highest echelons of society. just like some women become national leaders. doesnt make it the norm. if i said you are statistically more likely to become a national leader if you are a man, would you still be arguing? spewing irrelevant cope like margaret thatcher this, angela merkel that?

                youre angry at facts and youre projecting your own deeply rooted insecurities onto me. maybe you are angry because you are not a manlet and you havent succeeded yet so you must believe it isnt true that tall people succeed more. youre playing a round of golf with a huge handicap, if you arent making the most of it its not my problem. be better.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Iverson invented a reimagining of what a point guard should do. Back in the 80’s, it used to be like every player was tall, or just insanely talented. He took advantage of being shorter. But you really only need like 1 position to move the ball around, and strike at the basket, and that’s the only advantage a point guard has. If you don’t have a tall center,’you’d get fricked on by a team that did. You need like 4 giant players, and only 1 “short” player, which is still almost always 6’0” minimum. So there’s millions of guys competing for the point guard spot, and the other 4 positions have a lot less people really competing for them. Lebron James who is probably the best rounded player overall is 6’8”. Curry is probably the best point guard, but it’s not really the most valuable position. It’s the most niche though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Still gotta bring up Mugsy though, because he sort of laid that down. Iverson was in a lot of ways a taller Mugsy but didn't get buck broken by Jordan. PG is arguably the most important position and the best Cs today - Jokic and Embiid - are both point centers to an extent (and in different ways). Curry's style is unique, though, in that he can outshoot ANY SG in the league. Which sort of makes him the best pure guard possibly ever even though he plays the 1

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How much time do Black folk have to rest after a post like this? Days? Must be exhausting.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lead a frat pledge around by his nutsack.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol was skimming this thread and thought i was on Cinemaphile for a sec

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed seeing Don getting put in his place by this based homosexual. And of course he just fired him out of insecurity instead of actually thinking about what he had to say.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be a fictional character whose behavior and interactions with other people is determined by a script.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    be tall and handsome.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you guys are both fricking gay and this is one of the worst threads on Cinemaphile right now. we should all be ashamed for this engaging in this bullshit diarrhea as well as thinking that it in any was is interesting for anybody to read

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