How To Train Your Dragon

How To Train Your Dragon

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know,i dont have a dragon

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    positive reinforcement

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not a very bad movie I feel like

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      for being pig hybrids those kids are cute

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon that's not a very nice thing to say about Hiccup. 😉

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what type of dragon?
    how old is it?
    I'm never going to buy a pass no matter how much of a frick captcha is

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The books were better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ahahahahahahahhaha compared to the first movie? no. The books were pathetic shit, every character was completely pathetic and cringe and extra generic and stereotypical. That b***h cannot write worth a shit neither learn to fantasize properly even a little. It feels like a soulless mentally moronic geek wrote them without any sense of ridiculousness in her. The books are Star Wars prequels tier.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >The books were pathetic shit, every character was completely pathetic
        They literally defeat a mountain sized dragon in the first book, you absolute homosexual.
        >hurr durr but muh hecking ultra special rare dragon

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >They literally defeat a mountain sized dragon in the first book
          You mean just like the first movie?
          Fishlegs is a female, Snotloud is a generic antagonist bully, Toothless is a terrible terror dragon, Hiccup isn't the chieftain's son and there is no Astrid.
          And the dragons except for the ones controlled by the Green Death or Red Death are all tamed by the vikings since day 0 instead of the intro of the movie where they attack the dragons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Fishlegs is a female
            What the frick are you on about? Fishlegs is the loser twig nerd.
            >Snotloud is a generic antagonist bully
            As opposed to generic non-character snotloud? At least he's an actual character with goals and a personality.
            >Hiccup isn't the chieftain's son
            What the frick are you talking about? Did you even read the book?
            >There's no Astrid
            No, there's her superior, non-boring equivalent, Kamikaze
            >And the dragons except for the ones controlled by the Green Death or Red Death are all tamed by the vikings since day 0
            You literally haven't read the books

            Where the frick did you get your info? A fricking review site?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              b***h she writes worse than Rowling and that's saying something.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As a kid, I read them untill Hiccup became a slave. It was too boring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What? That's literally one of the best parts, the last few books are complete unbridled kino. Unless you mean the one where they go to America, in which case you just skipped the best parts.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Go fap to your Alien 3 director's cut.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The books didn't have a sexy white dragoness. The books automatically loose on that accord.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What would hiccup do if he and toothless found themselves in ishgard before or during heavensward?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rewatched the trilogy a week ago with a friend

    Genuinelly fantastic, i can't belive i was more obsessed with them when i saw them as a kid i wish i had seen them more.

    Gonna prolly watch them again soon

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They should have nade toothless gay. Fricking disney chuds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >LGBTPs still seething that toothless is straight

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alright lads, hear me out
    >HTTYD
    >But
    >The Dragon is Female
    >And they bang
    >Hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HTTYD but the human protagonist is Astrid paired with Batman Stitch I mean Toothless.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's no dragon, that's a salamander.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know everyone talks about how amazing the flight scene is when Hiccup actually learns to fly, but the scene afterwards always get me. Not only did it perfectly showcase just how animal-like the movie actually made dragons, but also showcasing different intelligence levels within the dragons.

    Also RTTE was great, post your favorite scenes from the movies/shows.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Not only did it perfectly showcase just how animal-like the movie actually made dragons
      This is one of the reasons I really like this movie. It feels like they placed extra care and detail into how the dragons behave.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How would you guys rewrite the series? the dragons were written like pokemons; you kick their ass then kiss their boo boo you made and they develop stockholm syndrome for you, despite (you) leaving them handicapped to begin with.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well firstly learn your dragons habits.
    What they like to eat
    Preferred habitats and general temperament.
    Be firm but not overly heavy handed remember you are befriending them not controlling them.
    Dragons like to play rough so make sure you have someone nearby to provide medical attention and remember they might not be used to human levels of roughhousing

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could see the man

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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