https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mutagenetics_Mastery
Meh. Hardly feels like a superpower to me. I could technically develop the superpowers I wanted, I suppose?
Thermochemistry Manipulation >The user can manipulate thermochemistry, the scientific field that deals with the relationships between chemical reactions and heat energy. When chemical reactions occur, there can be a temperature-based effect along with the creation of new substances. An exothermic reaction releases heat into the environment, creating a hot sensation. An endorthemic reaction absorbs heat, resulting in a cold sensation. These kinds of reactions play a big role in natural processes like calorie conversion and artificial processes like engine combustion.
>Users with this power are capable of generating various types of energy effects based around temperature.
I think this means I can melt people or make women horny.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Connection_Inducement >User can induce any kind of connection between concepts, events, emotions, places, non-living objects, etc., making it so those things are connect, related or involved with each other in some way.
Wow that is useless.
but I don't stretch. my power is something that comes packaged with elasticity to prevent stretchy heroes from snapping their own necks.
it's just so fricking weird to think about this power without the elasticity to go with it. I'm still not flexible enough to take advantage of it, it's strictly involuntary and defensive and it only prevents me from being pulled apart.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random >No team wants me >Only the most degenerate perverts are my fans >citizens constantly complain about the mess I leave behind >Every villain has a fricking stockpile of taunts to use against me >Nobody fears Toiletnator
really I'm better off as a civil servant that helps clean sewer blockages
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Rejection
Something OP for once. I get nuh-uh. >Economy's going down?
Nuh-uh, it's only getting better. >That's not enough to pay for that?
Nah, it's enough. >My waifu isn't real?
Nope, she's totally real >That killed me?
Not at all. I'm fine.
A good power to have when you're stupidly contrarian and escapist.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tuber_Manipulation
I had to re-roll a few times because I kept getting variations on omnipotence, which is boring. Potato manipulation is pretty lame, but it has it's uses I suppose.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Security_Mastery >The user, either innately or through training, is a master of security. They are aware of how to protect an object or person with the highest protection procedure. The user may also know how to construct or repair security systems or use their knowledge of securities to penetrate them.
Guess I'll ask some PMC or other high paying company protecting VIPs and highly valuable items
User with this ability either is or can transform into needle or needles. Users' transformed form is anatomically identical to their normal form, aside from being made of needles, in which case it contains all organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately, the user can transform into homogeneous matter, without any part of their form being more important than the other.
Limitations:
User is vulnerable to all effects that would affect normal needles, including Magnetism Manipulation and Corrosion Inducement.
Users may not turn back to their original form
Okay this power is useless unless is like one specific situation or free get out jail card if i'm trapped, but still wouldn't used regulary
>Forge Creation: The power to instantaneously create refineries/forges. Sub-power of Forge Manipulation. Variation of Industry Creation >Known Users: Perpetua (DC Comics)
I got this. So pretty useless. I'd rather have time manipulation. Or something that would let me be a kid again.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Positive_Power_Link
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Conditional_Tangibility
I'm a ghost man who can punch people who then can't punch me in return. If I get really good at martial arts and shit I could become a pretty cool hero.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Computer_Generation
Can someone explain this to me, I don't really get it
I build computers but from anything? Is that it, like I can make a computer from sticks and leaves?
Also why is the picture some kind of monster robot? Is that what I make?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Succession_Manipulation
what does that even mean? I can grant someone my title and abilities so I can make someone else into a lazy sack of shit like me?
that would be really effective if it stripped them of their old skills and powers
Your dimension is the headquarters of some superhero organisation. You are their base, basically. You don't do fighting but you keep them safe from any villains who cannot access your dimension.
You can move people into your dimension for safety to get away from dangerous situations
And finally, you are a guy who traps villains in your dimension as a portable prison cell.
Reminds me of that Baki story where he goes to frick his girlfriend for the first time, but he uses pure instinct and knowledge gained from fighting to destroy her.
The short version is Yujiro is so crazy that he considers himself the only man on the planet so he goes around doing all the crazy shit he does including the raping because a real man wouldn't let him do those things and according to his logic only women can get raped so if rapes you that means you are a woman
2 years ago
Anonymous
The author got tired of people idolizing Yujiro when he's supposed to be a villain and decided to throw everyone for a loop
2 years ago
Anonymous
The backlash from the fanboys was pretty damn funny though
2 years ago
Anonymous
The author got tired of people idolizing Yujiro when he's supposed to be a villain and decided to throw everyone for a loop
The backlash from the fanboys was pretty damn funny though
Holy Fricking Shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Yujiro's pretty based. Also, the author doesn't like homosexuals since the only openly gay character is this toothless, sadistic midget pumped full of testosterone.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>toothless, sadistic midget pumped full of testosterone.
What?
2 years ago
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He's this master ninjutsu assassin guy. Even though he's, like, three feet tall he's mostly made of muscle. It's due to his massive medicinal wienertail he takes on the daily, and the copious amounts of testosterone he injects himself with to compensate for his natural shortcomings. He takes so much testosterone that he has to take estrogen as well to balance it out, but due to this intake he's completely hairless.
The teeth thing is due to genetics, but because of that everything he eats is ground into mush.
He's a trained ninja, but he's also able to induce hallucinations and various chemicals to make his victims more vulnerable.
2 years ago
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Yeah that sounds like something out of Baki
2 years ago
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He's just a side villain too, it's awesome.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>so if rapes you that means you are a woman
As Ancient Romans were saying - "It's no homosexual as long as you are the top."
Give the bad guys instant morbid obesity. Their bones break and they die of a heart attack in seconds from the sudden strain on their bodies. After word gets out, crime drops because holy shit that's terrifying.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shadow-Metal_Breath
Read this a few times over and still not sure what it does. Does it mean you breath metal shadow puppets or some shit?
Also last thread I got Drill Proficiency without posting. It would make me a good construction worker I guess?
So.... Does this mean I can basically never be shot, stabbed, etc. since I can just simply ignore or reverse the direction of the force of anything dealt to me?
Can I survive high altitude falls as well?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Breath_Removal
Pretty useful as long as I don't encounter anything that can survive without breathing. Won't be a superhero/villain. Would just subtly use my powers if intervention is necessary in order to resolve a hostile/life-threatening situation.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Emoji_Manifestation
Beware the 🙂
I'm fricked, but I could send Cyborg a buttload of shit emojis and crash his system.
I got Acidic Slash. How far does this extend? can I combine acids to really frick shit up, or am I limited to the hydrochloric variety that normalgays know?
>Silk Constructs
Oh cool like Spider-Man! >Users can turn silk into different shapes, objects, materials and substances of varying complexity
Wait a minute, where do I get the silk from. Am I eating silk clothing?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Thoughtless_Complete_Arsenal > The ability to possess all the abilities one does not consciously think of. Variation of Complete Arsenal.
Pretty good.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Universal_Component_Manipulation >user can create, shape and manipulate universal components other than matter and energy
I don't really know what that means but I'll probably figure it out.
I want a superpower where I imagine a piece of smut art and then it just appears as a file on my computer and it's perfect. is there a name for this
yes I daydream about this all the time instead of even considering starting to practice art
You moron, read the description. It comes from plasma which it said 99% of the universe is a plasma state, meaning you could draw it from EVERYWHERE. You could still be ridiculously OP if you were to only draw bolts from the our sun only too, you just have to summon them in advance as if you're always anticipating an attack like you're 3 steps ahead of the mook.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Path_Sense >The user can sense any/all possible paths they can take and how to traverse them, allowing able to discern which path they should take and which one would be the quickest and easiest to take.
Eh, I can be the over driving the heroes' vehicle to get them faster to wherever they are needed.
My Hero name is literally Uberman.
I can find the shortest way to get all of my licenses.
And I can make a living by working as a specially fast taxi to carry people across the city during rush hours.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Positive_Embodiment >If user thinks sad, negative thoughts cannot use this power to it's full potential.
Fuuuuuuuuuck. Might as well have no powers at all.
You could easily get work eating the memories of PTSD soldiers, rape survivors, or people with terrible memories.
But yeah it lends itself more to the rape/steal from people and then wipe their memories.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electrolytic_Blood >Electrolytic Blood >The user has blood that contains ions with an unstable rate. Their blood may even transform from liquid into plasma energy, which, if released, can wipe out anything within its radius. The user may possess the ability to absorb electrical energy which would strengthen their energetic blood or cause the blood cell to become a storage unit for all the excess electrical energy.
I rolled -- https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cupid_Physiology
Hilarious. Archery is one of my hobbies since my dad was Olympic class and taught me when I was a kid. I don't think I'm useless at all with this. I channel a divine power that has some limitations and its own agenda, but I'm pretty fugging well armed.
Err, since light is an electromagnetic wave and we see via light bouncing of stuffs, so immunity means no bouncing light and you're invisible?
Plus we can touch things also because of electromagnetism so maybe you have frictionless and intangibility too?
Idk, I'm grasping at straws here. If Magneto can bullshit up new powers with his master of magnet shtick, so can I.
>smoke blast
Sounds pretty damn lame but it could be one of those things where someone with lots of free time and imagination can make it into something quite fierce, sorta like the meme devil fruits in one piece
Unless curses dont really exist.
I cant imagine we'd be able to have public figures that dont constantly die with the way curses usually work in fiction.
No strings attached. I will provide my services to anyone, as long as you promise to not cause me any troubles.
And if anyone else would try...
I scratch your back, you scratch my, you know what i'm sayin
gonna team up with you until he back stabs you later with your own machines, liquifying all the non-vital parts of your brain and using your brain damaged shell of a body as a personal nanobot facotry
What is even the point in that?
None of this is real anon.
You could just generate 50 of them and pick the best one and pretend you had that instead if you want.
well if you can derrive nutrition from something that's usually wasted you could save money on food i guess.
It's like college kids surviving off of ramen packs except you probably wont get scurvy
>The ability to dissociate themselves from planetary rotation to travel at high speeds.
Goddamn this is useless. It's like super speed but more arbitrary and locked at a particular max speed. For earth it'd only be 1000mph, or mach 1.3.
It's fast but anyone with any kind of general speed-based power will absolutely mog me.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic_Earth_Manipulation >User can create, shape and manipulate psychic earth, which can be used to bury undesirable thoughts and unearth new ideas.
Psychic Earth? Wat?
>self-resurrection >but no healing factor >no ability to de-age
So you can bring yourself back to life only to suffer more pain from your injuries or to become a further shriveled old dusty raisin.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Shapeshifting
I guess I'm getting slotted into being a villain. Unfortunately, no heroics for people who are literally toxic.
>Self-Subatomic Manipulation >Limitations: Concentration and control may be needed to avert disastrous results. >Basically you need Dr. Manhattan levels of concentration and patience
Frick
I don't see how this is a "Super" Power, maybe if most of my body was robotic like Cyborg then yeah, but no. I'm basically just getting a prosthetic limb.
not really, b tier dragon ball characters also have super strength, physical resistance, speed and stamina at a minimum.
You just have an energy attack, you're a glass cannon
>The user can create/generate, shape and manipulate paint, both the physical substance and paintings, including entering and manipulating them. >create paint >manipulate it into shape
ez
It can actually be pretty hard to use toon force. You need to be able to think of whacky and fun things to do to or deal with any situation you're faced with.
It's also prone to user punishment, it gives your opponents the chance to tap into your toon force if they think of something funnier to do to you.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation >The user can lock/unlock anything, whether it's for locking up everyone and everything (by any means) or releasing/unlocking the hidden potentials and inner powers of others thus becoming a variant of this ability.
Luckily I'm not a dick so just visit me and I'll unlock the full potential of any of your powers.
It means you can do cult shit, but real. like this https://youtu.be/mYq4ppZB_rc?t=682
Cleanse people's auras and shit.
Possibly make up you're own shit, it might be like toon force and you can do whatever you think you can do, or it might be more limited and you need people to believe you can do a thing for it to be possible, and the more believers the more powerful phenomenon you can do.
You could just be like one of those alternative medicine healer types and just charge money for healing, get a reputation and work your way up to doing multi million dollar surgery replacements for atheletes.
If you give me power copy, i'll copy your power and give you power copy.
Then we can have the pwoer to jerk eachother off or something i dunno, power copy is kind of useless in a world with no special powers.
Unless you can copy like, someone's ability to draw good or someone's trained but human level strength.
The user either is or can mimic/transform into a vehicle designed for snowy or artic environment such as snowmobiles, winter service vehicles, and snowcats.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vibration_Solidification
Seems I'm a background Mutant on Krakoa, probably gonna go sight-seeing on Arakko and get my ass handed to me
>Bio-Kinetic Infusion >The power to infuse kinetic energy through one’s biofield. Sub-Power of Bio-Kinetic Manipulation. Variation of Kinetic Charging.
Let's see how powerful I really am, mon cherie.
How is that even a power?
I'd understand if you like, excuded an energy that makes people compelled to discriminate, uh, indiscriminately.
It seems like more of a personality trait, or an accomplishment
Great, I get to watch everyone I care about die and fade away. Oh bonus I get to witness the milky way crash into another galaxy and float around in that shit if the Earth is destroyed and I get to see the heat death of the universe and the collapse of the universe and still be alive in that shit storm.
>Great, I get to watch everyone I care about die and fade away.
This isn't as bad as people make it out to be. You can find new people to care about.
>Oh bonus I get to witness the milky way crash into another galaxy and float around in that shit if the Earth is destroyed and I get to see the heat death of the universe and the collapse of the universe and still be alive in that shit storm.
This is the only part that would suck complete balls.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life-Force_Combat
eh could be worse
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Lunar_Bolt_Projection
Not bad.
What's a Lunar Bolt?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mutagenetics_Mastery
Meh. Hardly feels like a superpower to me. I could technically develop the superpowers I wanted, I suppose?
Thermochemistry Manipulation
>The user can manipulate thermochemistry, the scientific field that deals with the relationships between chemical reactions and heat energy. When chemical reactions occur, there can be a temperature-based effect along with the creation of new substances. An exothermic reaction releases heat into the environment, creating a hot sensation. An endorthemic reaction absorbs heat, resulting in a cold sensation. These kinds of reactions play a big role in natural processes like calorie conversion and artificial processes like engine combustion.
>Users with this power are capable of generating various types of energy effects based around temperature.
I think this means I can melt people or make women horny.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Earth_Augmentation
>User has the power to increase the amounts of earth or powers related to earth.
Idk I think I'm useful
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Probabilistic_Equilibrium
Holy shit, this power sounds hilarious. You literally can make anything happen, maybe.
This is the most kino power possible.
>Motherfricking JoJo reference intensifies
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic_Time_Manipulation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Connection_Inducement
>User can induce any kind of connection between concepts, events, emotions, places, non-living objects, etc., making it so those things are connect, related or involved with each other in some way.
Wow that is useless.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Minotaur_Physiology
Moo
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unloose_Body_Parts
what?
i...what?
seems like a long way to go just to say you stretch a lot.
but I don't stretch. my power is something that comes packaged with elasticity to prevent stretchy heroes from snapping their own necks.
it's just so fricking weird to think about this power without the elasticity to go with it. I'm still not flexible enough to take advantage of it, it's strictly involuntary and defensive and it only prevents me from being pulled apart.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random
>No team wants me
>Only the most degenerate perverts are my fans
>citizens constantly complain about the mess I leave behind
>Every villain has a fricking stockpile of taunts to use against me
>Nobody fears Toiletnator
really I'm better off as a civil servant that helps clean sewer blockages
Yeah but what's your power
>How useless are you?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Child_Mimicry
Pretty fricking useless...
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Flower_Attacks
Call me PrancingLalaHomoMan
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Capacitance_Manipulation
Pretty good
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reality_Rejection
Something OP for once. I get nuh-uh.
>Economy's going down?
Nuh-uh, it's only getting better.
>That's not enough to pay for that?
Nah, it's enough.
>My waifu isn't real?
Nope, she's totally real
>That killed me?
Not at all. I'm fine.
A good power to have when you're stupidly contrarian and escapist.
That kid made real
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Outer_Space_Manipulation
Get ready to get a face full of black hole
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Tuber_Manipulation
I had to re-roll a few times because I kept getting variations on omnipotence, which is boring. Potato manipulation is pretty lame, but it has it's uses I suppose.
>Tuber Manipulation
Anon, I'd like to talk to you about the Avenger initiative.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Security_Mastery
>The user, either innately or through training, is a master of security. They are aware of how to protect an object or person with the highest protection procedure. The user may also know how to construct or repair security systems or use their knowledge of securities to penetrate them.
Guess I'll ask some PMC or other high paying company protecting VIPs and highly valuable items
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Needle_Mimicry
User with this ability either is or can transform into needle or needles. Users' transformed form is anatomically identical to their normal form, aside from being made of needles, in which case it contains all organs and is somewhat vulnerable to attacks. Alternately, the user can transform into homogeneous matter, without any part of their form being more important than the other.
Limitations:
User is vulnerable to all effects that would affect normal needles, including Magnetism Manipulation and Corrosion Inducement.
Users may not turn back to their original form
Okay this power is useless unless is like one specific situation or free get out jail card if i'm trapped, but still wouldn't used regulary
I mean, you're basically Sandman but needles
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Cloning
>Weakness against opponents who create vacuum.
Defeated by suckiness. How ironic.
>Forge Creation: The power to instantaneously create refineries/forges. Sub-power of Forge Manipulation. Variation of Industry Creation
>Known Users: Perpetua (DC Comics)
Who is Perpetua?
>Bio-Fire Energy Manipulation
B-blood Stomping
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Blood_Stopping
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Keytar_Mastery
Cool, Maybe I can charge commissions on Fiver?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hell-Fire_Weaponry
>tfw twigman
i hope it's like uber sharp or some shit
I got this. So pretty useless. I'd rather have time manipulation. Or something that would let me be a kid again.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Positive_Power_Link
Is this the strongest power anyone who posts on Cinemaphile can have?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Failure_Empowerment
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Authority_Manipulation
I don’t know
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Conditional_Tangibility
I'm a ghost man who can punch people who then can't punch me in return. If I get really good at martial arts and shit I could become a pretty cool hero.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Computer_Generation
Can someone explain this to me, I don't really get it
I build computers but from anything? Is that it, like I can make a computer from sticks and leaves?
Also why is the picture some kind of monster robot? Is that what I make?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mystical_Conversion
am i OP?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Freshness_Inducement
that's the most moronic one I ever got lmao
So you're always clean and neat. Means you can cut bathing out of your life. I've seen worse.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Event_Capture
What should my superhero name be? I'm thinking SNAPSHOT
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Succession_Manipulation
what does that even mean? I can grant someone my title and abilities so I can make someone else into a lazy sack of shit like me?
that would be really effective if it stripped them of their old skills and powers
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Soap_Mimicry
ahahahahaha I turn into fricking soap
why does this page even exist? lol
So you can go into a woman's locker room I guess.
Your superhero name can be Slipper Little Devil it'll be great.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Personal_Dimension
I rule my own plane of existence. Neat but useless for any hero work unfortunately, I wonder what would be a good superhero name for me would be?
This is how it can work.
Your dimension is the headquarters of some superhero organisation. You are their base, basically. You don't do fighting but you keep them safe from any villains who cannot access your dimension.
You can move people into your dimension for safety to get away from dangerous situations
And finally, you are a guy who traps villains in your dimension as a portable prison cell.
Alternatively, undetectable drug den.
You're basically one of the most powerful characters in Centaurworld.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Newness_Inducement
>can only be used on non-living things
Well there goes my endless virgins idea.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Force_Symbiosis
Powerful and easy to understand, all I could ask for.
Conspiracy bros.... It's all true
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shapeshifting_Awareness
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light_Cutting
I guess I become a hitman who kills people in broad daylight.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life-Force_Shield_Construction
You can't hurt me because I've got a shield homie.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Confection_Attacks
This is fricking shit
Fricking Christ
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Wakefulness_Manipulation
Wow, I can stay awake longer.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shape_Defiance
What a weird power. I don't even know what I am supposed to do with this.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Harp_Combat
I can wack you with an instrument...
FEAR ME!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Intelligence_Infinitum
pic related, it's me
Tell me where you found that picture of me.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Primordial_Deity_Physiology
I'm doing fine.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Escape_Artistry
I guess I just take to social media and become famous for death-defying escape artistry
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Darkness_Cutting
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Space_Marine
Really useful, ngl.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Atlantean_Physiology
ill try to help the weak surface people when the oceans raise
I got this first, I swear: https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sexual_Mastery
Reminds me of that Baki story where he goes to frick his girlfriend for the first time, but he uses pure instinct and knowledge gained from fighting to destroy her.
This dude?
No, his son. He's using the same tactics as his dad does, tho.
Reminder that it's a plot point that Yujiro goes around raping dudes to assert dominance
He does? I know he has children besides Jack and Baki(possibly animal ones too) but raping dudes?
The short version is Yujiro is so crazy that he considers himself the only man on the planet so he goes around doing all the crazy shit he does including the raping because a real man wouldn't let him do those things and according to his logic only women can get raped so if rapes you that means you are a woman
The author got tired of people idolizing Yujiro when he's supposed to be a villain and decided to throw everyone for a loop
The backlash from the fanboys was pretty damn funny though
Holy Fricking Shit.
Yujiro's pretty based. Also, the author doesn't like homosexuals since the only openly gay character is this toothless, sadistic midget pumped full of testosterone.
>toothless, sadistic midget pumped full of testosterone.
What?
He's this master ninjutsu assassin guy. Even though he's, like, three feet tall he's mostly made of muscle. It's due to his massive medicinal wienertail he takes on the daily, and the copious amounts of testosterone he injects himself with to compensate for his natural shortcomings. He takes so much testosterone that he has to take estrogen as well to balance it out, but due to this intake he's completely hairless.
The teeth thing is due to genetics, but because of that everything he eats is ground into mush.
He's a trained ninja, but he's also able to induce hallucinations and various chemicals to make his victims more vulnerable.
Yeah that sounds like something out of Baki
He's just a side villain too, it's awesome.
>so if rapes you that means you are a woman
As Ancient Romans were saying - "It's no homosexual as long as you are the top."
W-why is Roger Rabbit listed as a user?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Projectile_Walking
Of course...
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Holy-Fire_Embodiment
Time to visit California.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nuclear_Absorption
Ah great, I'll be forced to some god awful nuclear accident as the mop boy. Just my luck.
Sounds pretty chill all in all.
Dude, you know how much bank people will pay you to clean up superfund sites?
How much they'd pay you to make spent fuel rods inert?
To go into Chernobyl and sit on the Elephant's foot for like three hours or so?
>he thinks the government will pay him like a normal person
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dice_Bomb_Generation
I can actually see this being useful in the right circumstance.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Entity_Aura
Okay what entity did I get?
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Main_Page
I don't know where the random button is on the new layout but maybe you can make it work.
https://lovecraft.fandom.com/wiki/Gol-goroth
Holy Fricking Kek
Oof. Well, better luck next existence.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Formulated_Magic_Blasts
I'm a run-of-the-mill magic bolt guy, but they can be shaped and behave however I want.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Environment_Manipulation
Fricking sweet, gonna make a sex doll universe
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Luck_Erasure
I win life.
> https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Atshen_Physiology
> dimension hopping, ice power wielding, abominable snowman spirit
I don't know what "useless" means
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chaos_Object
OK?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Relative_Strength_Perception
This would be great...if i was king from one-punch man...
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Combat_Empowerment
I have never been in a fight in my life. Better get started.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Technomorphism
>The power to transform into or have a physical body made of shapeshifting nanomachines
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Propriety_Inducement
seems like it could range from next to useless to extraordinarily powerful
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fat_Inducement
Uhhh...
You can make some big money with that considering how many people have a fat fetish.
True. But is being a fetish material provider useful in a hero/villain context?
Give the bad guys instant morbid obesity. Their bones break and they die of a heart attack in seconds from the sudden strain on their bodies. After word gets out, crime drops because holy shit that's terrifying.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Shadow-Metal_Breath
Read this a few times over and still not sure what it does. Does it mean you breath metal shadow puppets or some shit?
Also last thread I got Drill Proficiency without posting. It would make me a good construction worker I guess?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Drill_Proficiency?so=search
Frickin holy shit, I actually got a good one, although the geek in me prefers psychic powers.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Pure_Lightning_Manipulation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Application_Point_Defiance
So.... Does this mean I can basically never be shot, stabbed, etc. since I can just simply ignore or reverse the direction of the force of anything dealt to me?
Can I survive high altitude falls as well?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Event_Manipulation
Kneel
>THE ULTIMATE MORALgay
>THE ULTIMATE EDGE LORD
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Morality_Empowerment
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Stellar_Cutting
Let's CUT to the chase.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Montage_Manipulation
Sounds like this thread could use...a montage.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Body_Restoration
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psionics
Apparently I'm a god, again.
Last time I saw this thread I got like Dark Fire Mastery or some crazy over the top galactic threat level shit.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Story_Creation
...I write fanfiction?? That's my power?
>including the plot
If you feel your life is too boring, make something up
>The power to transform into or have a physical body made up of marshmallow.
I'm far too busy... being delicious
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Jet_Physiology
Great, I'm Starscream. That never works out well.
I know there was always a lot of weeb shit in that wiki, but at this point it's a bit disingenuous to call this a Cinemaphile thread.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Technological_Combat
It's pretty cool, but I'm very dumb with technology so I think I would just grab a television and manipulate it while walking on the streets.
Damn and I just so happen to be black
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enslavement_Branding
I really hate that site. I got
>Wooden Sword Proficiency
That's not a power at all, its something anyone can learn by training, even in real life.
You got to skip the wooden sword training though, now you can go right to iron
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Breath_Removal
Pretty useful as long as I don't encounter anything that can survive without breathing. Won't be a superhero/villain. Would just subtly use my powers if intervention is necessary in order to resolve a hostile/life-threatening situation.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reversed_Vocifery
Pretty OP honestly.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Island_Creation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Biotic_Weaponry
>Master of wielding great swords
So you're basically telling me I'll get shot.
/Banishment_Attacks
Nice.
>Begone THOT!
I am the spidey
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Silk_Artillery
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Human_Physiology
Frick
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cooperation_Manipulation
Making teams hate each other and perform poorly? Sounds like an average marvel event to me
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life_Infusion
You now have cancer
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spoon_Mimicry
fricking hell
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Iguanodon_Physiology
>wight physiology
So not much changes
>fricking toon force
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fictional_Force_Manipulation
I am by default useless in all situations but they all resolve for comedy rather than cause and effect or drama.
These commies aren’t taking my guns away.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Supernatural_Gunmanship
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Aurora_Combat
Can I see it?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omniverse_Manipulation
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I hit the jackpot. BOW before GOD, you worthless insects
The downside you can only affect other universes, not this one
>How useless are you?
I must admit, alone – I'm useless. https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Puppet_Mastery
Could be fun.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nanite_Artificial_Intelligence_Physiology
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light-Darkness_Weaponry
WTF does this mean?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic_Wave_Manipulation
this is pretty hecking vague i'll tell u hwat
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Enhanced_Unarmed_Combat/Absolute
Nice
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Erasure
nice
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Certainty_Inducement
This sounds broken as frick
Really?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Speed_Infinitum
Who's getting fisted at lightspeed first?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Emoji_Manifestation
Beware the 🙂
I'm fricked, but I could send Cyborg a buttload of shit emojis and crash his system.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Stalemate_Inducement
I'll never lose! Neither will my opponent though..
>Elemental Energy Generation
Does this mean I can do the Yellowstone?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Ruler_of_Heaven
Don't make me smite you
I got Acidic Slash. How far does this extend? can I combine acids to really frick shit up, or am I limited to the hydrochloric variety that normalgays know?
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Civilization_Regression
I’m literally just the internet.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Holy_Fire_Artillery
I like it.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life-Force_Arts
I am Kenshiro. I will do great.
Pretty sure I juat won "most useless":
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Coast_Manipulation
Anon. You become a reality warper as long as your at a beach.
There would be huge money in shoring up eroding coastlines in rich neighborhoods.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/True_Love%27s_Kiss
Time to go "defeat" the dragon.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life_Perception
So, basically a handicapped Oracle and a spy.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dragon_Technology
Now if only I had access to dragon energy and extremely expensive tech
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Draconic_Energy_Manipulation
What a coincidence.
Alright anon. Our goal in life is to find a dragon. We only need one. Then we can get tons of money and b***hes!
You think if we gather a whole bunch of komodo dragons up we could bullshit our way through?
We just need enough of them to pimp a single ride. One sick ass mecha dragon muscle car is all we need.
>Silk Constructs
Oh cool like Spider-Man!
>Users can turn silk into different shapes, objects, materials and substances of varying complexity
Wait a minute, where do I get the silk from. Am I eating silk clothing?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Umbrakinetic_Regeneration
Sound cool.
Look upon my works ye mighty and despair!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fanon:God%27s_Wrath
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Symbiote_Physiology
I'll be useful to someone at least
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Thoughtless_Complete_Arsenal
> The ability to possess all the abilities one does not consciously think of. Variation of Complete Arsenal.
Pretty good.
So you are invulnerable to all harm until you realize that you are. Neat
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Universal_Component_Manipulation
>user can create, shape and manipulate universal components other than matter and energy
I don't really know what that means but I'll probably figure it out.
I am inevitable without me nothing will change
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Future_Embodiment
I want a superpower where I imagine a piece of smut art and then it just appears as a file on my computer and it's perfect. is there a name for this
yes I daydream about this all the time instead of even considering starting to practice art
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/EM_Electricity_Manipulation
It's actually kinda cool.
Order Disruption
Bow down
okay
Bio-Fire Infusion.
Pretty fricking useful to be fair.
Pyro is my fav kind of black arts so being able to do it just through my body would be amazing.
Damn I finally might've gotten a good one in one of these threads.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Existence_Assignment
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elf_Companionship
FRICK
>What's your power?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Sky_Ruler
Damn bro I'm fricking shit up
nice
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Plasma_Attacks
Wow. For once, not something like PERFECT PAPERCRAFTING
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic-Electric_Manipulation
>summon lightning from the sun
>opponent has 8 minutes to kick my ass
>lightning finally gets there
>miss
mfw
You moron, read the description. It comes from plasma which it said 99% of the universe is a plasma state, meaning you could draw it from EVERYWHERE. You could still be ridiculously OP if you were to only draw bolts from the our sun only too, you just have to summon them in advance as if you're always anticipating an attack like you're 3 steps ahead of the mook.
See that's why i always run thunderbolt instead of thunder.
The only powers Cinemaphile has are diabetes, autism and cheeto breath.
Which diabetes, the fat kind or the other kind?
You already know the answer in your heart
I just have the other kind, tho.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Zoroastrian_Legends_Physiology
I feel like some of these contradict each other
>MANIACAL LAUGHTER
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Total_Erasure
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multiversal_Artillery
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Weather_Music
Lets Rock
I'm literally the god of sun https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Solar_Physiology
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spiritual_Whip_Generation
Practice using i might make a decent street level hero
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Path_Sense
>The user can sense any/all possible paths they can take and how to traverse them, allowing able to discern which path they should take and which one would be the quickest and easiest to take.
Eh, I can be the over driving the heroes' vehicle to get them faster to wherever they are needed.
My Hero name is literally Uberman.
You just spend a shitton of time getting licenses for different vehicles.
I can find the shortest way to get all of my licenses.
And I can make a living by working as a specially fast taxi to carry people across the city during rush hours.
Is this power good?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Duality_Transcendence
Radical centrism?
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Angelic_Power_Link
Time to play angel pokemon
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Hockey_Mastery
I don't know anything about sports...
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Positive_Embodiment
>If user thinks sad, negative thoughts cannot use this power to it's full potential.
Fuuuuuuuuuck. Might as well have no powers at all.
>Memory Vampirism:Feed off of memories for sustenance.The power to feed off the memories of others in order to sustain oneself
Guess I'm a villain then. I'll call myself Slate and be the muscle for some B lister.
You could easily get work eating the memories of PTSD soldiers, rape survivors, or people with terrible memories.
But yeah it lends itself more to the rape/steal from people and then wipe their memories.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Femtomite_Manipulation
Seems pretty cool I guess.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Universal_Irreversibility
Dude I just wanna get rich. Having an OP power like this seems like a pain.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Compassion_Manipulation
p good really, i'll just make everyone love me
Peace man
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electrolytic_Blood
>Electrolytic Blood
>The user has blood that contains ions with an unstable rate. Their blood may even transform from liquid into plasma energy, which, if released, can wipe out anything within its radius. The user may possess the ability to absorb electrical energy which would strengthen their energetic blood or cause the blood cell to become a storage unit for all the excess electrical energy.
Heavy hitter reporting in.
You'd be rather INfamous
I rolled -- https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cupid_Physiology
Hilarious. Archery is one of my hobbies since my dad was Olympic class and taught me when I was a kid. I don't think I'm useless at all with this. I channel a divine power that has some limitations and its own agenda, but I'm pretty fugging well armed.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Egg_Manipulation
Not something that I expected but eh could be worse
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Assault_Inducement
Pretty useless power on Cinemaphile
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Crocodile_Manipulation
I will rule over Florida and no one will stop me.
Those are gators, anon
They have both. My crocodiles will subjugate the alligators on the path to statewide domination.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Warrior_Woman
>already warrior man
>proportional strength of a woman
why
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Circadian_Field_Projection
I mean, I guess its pretty damn useful if I know what I'm doing
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Oriental_Character_Transmutation
I'm sorry but what the frick
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gum_Transmutation
Okay cool, after 25 years of power creep I'll be a reality-warping sun god
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Relativity_Manipulation
well goddamn. Not especially useful in day-to-day life, but dangerously potent otherwise.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psammokinetically_Enhanced_Condition
pic unrelated
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Boggart_Physiology
I'm gonna 5th dimension some shit.
You guys are fricked
oh shit
Anon there's someone that will just destroy reality and one who can just reject your recreated reality
>Supernatural Ugliness
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Kokuri_Baba_Physiology
wow a supe power i didn't even know i had.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Error_Reparation
This seems busted as frick, isn't it?
Nice
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Modern_World_Manipulation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cranial_Explosion
Cool, i can just go to the hospital, look in the mirror and instant organ donor myself.
Maybe I can get an Asuka/Rei/Misato gf.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Loneliness_Embodiment
Actually, I'm Jiren.
I'm pretty sure with that power you physically can never get a gf.
You can be pretty damn strong with this, also nice trips.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Success_Inducement
Don't worry bro, I gotcha.
Nanomachines son! https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Micro-Tech_Manipulation
Aren't you kinda fricked until they invent nano machines?
It's like someone in the 1400s being born with motor vehicle manipulation.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Glossary_Page
>I get the fricking glossary page
WOW
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Multiversal_Object
So I'm God, but only if I'm holding, like, a magic shoe.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:Wiccan_Deity
Last time i got Aqua kinesis, now, i can do that with goth girl's pussies
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Anti-Magic_Constructs
ANTI-MAGE
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Existential_Perfection
Did I just get the most OP power? lol
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magnetism_Immunity
I think I may qualify as the most useless powered person here.
somebody make this busted, stat.
Technically everyone has that power.
Humans are remarkably tolerant of magnetic force and even high magnitude magnetic pulses.
Err, since light is an electromagnetic wave and we see via light bouncing of stuffs, so immunity means no bouncing light and you're invisible?
Plus we can touch things also because of electromagnetism so maybe you have frictionless and intangibility too?
Idk, I'm grasping at straws here. If Magneto can bullshit up new powers with his master of magnet shtick, so can I.
>smoke blast
Sounds pretty damn lame but it could be one of those things where someone with lots of free time and imagination can make it into something quite fierce, sorta like the meme devil fruits in one piece
Nah it's pretty lame, not much to it other than suffocating people and occasionally making for a good cover for escape.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Difference_Manipulation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Compassion_Manipulation
Pretty neat, i think
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Curse_Absorption
I guess I can earn some money with this power
Unless curses dont really exist.
I cant imagine we'd be able to have public figures that dont constantly die with the way curses usually work in fiction.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Volatile_Symbiosis
I guess I am a jojo reference now
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Caveman_Manipulation
I have the power to control Black folk. Cool.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Homunculus_Creation?so=search
WAIFU FOR EVERYBODY, FREE, AND NO ONE WILL GO AWAY UNSATISFIED!
What if i want boy
Eh, then i will call u gay but i will allow it.
Sounds sus.
Like free to play games.
Bet you're gonna make a killing on the MTX
No strings attached. I will provide my services to anyone, as long as you promise to not cause me any troubles.
And if anyone else would try...
I scratch your back, you scratch my, you know what i'm sayin
I pretty sure people pimping out your possibly underaged creations is going to bring you nothing but trouble.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Micromachine_Generation
I win.
This guy's
gonna team up with you until he back stabs you later with your own machines, liquifying all the non-vital parts of your brain and using your brain damaged shell of a body as a personal nanobot facotry
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Immortality_Buying
If only there were immortals who’d want to sell their immortality.
You'd also probably need to bring your own money.
It's kind of a bust, man.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Light-Darkness_Manipulation
I'll take it. Sounds kind of edgy though.
This is why I don't play the lottery.
Could be worse, at least it isn't detrimental.
And you could embed crayons into a suit and use it to fly or something
It's over anons...I won the grand prize.
I mean, everyone in dragonball has chi generation, that doesn't mean you're a supersaiyan.
You might just be Videl tier.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Dance_Deity_Physiology
Dance Magic, Dance I guess
>Cave mimicry
NANANNANANANA CAVE MAN
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electric-Fire_Attacks
This only works out if I can come up with a homosexual costume like Electro
How is this even a "power"
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Digestive_Waste_Physiology
it's like any other amorphous matter physiology in it gives you limited physical invulnerability as long as you can find material to reform with.
Generate a power and we'll trade then.
What is even the point in that?
None of this is real anon.
You could just generate 50 of them and pick the best one and pretend you had that instead if you want.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Bone_Consumption
WTF is that shit?
That's not even a power, that's some sort of eating disorder!
well if you can derrive nutrition from something that's usually wasted you could save money on food i guess.
It's like college kids surviving off of ramen packs except you probably wont get scurvy
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unfixed_Movement
I am the Bondage Man.
Can't lose what you never had.
kek
>Planetary Dissociation Travel
>The ability to dissociate themselves from planetary rotation to travel at high speeds.
Goddamn this is useless. It's like super speed but more arbitrary and locked at a particular max speed. For earth it'd only be 1000mph, or mach 1.3.
It's fast but anyone with any kind of general speed-based power will absolutely mog me.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Semi-Immortality
Could be worse I suppose.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Archetype:New_God
It certainly could have been worse.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Unimind
I'm better than you at least lmao
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Hot_Inducement
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Chocolate_Attacks
>Chocolate!!!!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sex_Appeal_Combat
Get rekt horn bros
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Dragonborn_Physiology
b***h ima dragon!
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Psychic_Earth_Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate psychic earth, which can be used to bury undesirable thoughts and unearth new ideas.
Psychic Earth? Wat?
>Self-Resurrection
Well I'm immortal so that's cool I guess.
>self-resurrection
>but no healing factor
>no ability to de-age
So you can bring yourself back to life only to suffer more pain from your injuries or to become a further shriveled old dusty raisin.
>but no healing factor
That's usually built in for this kind of stuff. No need to be a spaz about it just cause you're edgy lmao
I just thought it was funny.
No worries, I was 14 like a decade ago as well.
I'm 33.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Animated_Shadow
Shadowni-
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Planetary_Restoration
so I'm pretty fricking cool I guess
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Toxikinetic_Shapeshifting
I guess I'm getting slotted into being a villain. Unfortunately, no heroics for people who are literally toxic.
I'm a liberal's worst nightmare.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Weapon_Arsenal
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Transcendent_Sex_Demon_Physiology
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Development_Reset
If I can reset myself with all my memories intact, this is amazing. Otherwise, it's whatever.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meta_Erasure_Immunity
Nice
>Self-Subatomic Manipulation
>Limitations: Concentration and control may be needed to avert disastrous results.
>Basically you need Dr. Manhattan levels of concentration and patience
Frick
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Omni-Genetic_Archiving
Not too bad
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Weather_Embodiment
Not bad. I get to be an elemental
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Night_Manipulation
I can now give the world epilisy OR make the world a non-stop rave
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Strength_Reduction
>The user can reduce the target's strength and possibly their attack power.
Probably useful with a team but not so much for a solo hero.
>man tries to attack you
>weaken him until you can overpower him and he can't hurt you
Seems like a good power to me.
I'm pretty sure this is a straight up disability.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mechagenoform
Does this mean I'm the villain?
You're a villain that makes the other villains into your minions
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Robotic_Leg
Wow...
Only one? You suck.
I don't see how this is a "Super" Power, maybe if most of my body was robotic like Cyborg then yeah, but no. I'm basically just getting a prosthetic limb.
Holy Giant! https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Giant_Divinity
I think I just won.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Advanced_Abilities
>get advanced abilities
>have no regular abilities to advance
good job
kek, every time you try to use Advanced [Power]
>MISSING PREREQUISITE: Basic [Power]
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/War_Inducement
wow
You are become United States.
Solid.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Explosion_Magic
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Reader_Embodiment
This sounds powerful but I think I would just sleep a lot. So pretty useless.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Meat_Manipulation
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Marine_Biology_Mastery
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ame_Onna_Physiology
Very weird power, but from the applications it sounds useful I guess
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Adhesive_Attacks
I am the coomer
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ball_Projection
sounds gay but I'm apparently as strong as a B tier DBZ character
You mean Yamcha?
not really, b tier dragon ball characters also have super strength, physical resistance, speed and stamina at a minimum.
You just have an energy attack, you're a glass cannon
>Computer Virus Manipulation
Cool. I will bring the globohomosexual to its knees with this power.
nice
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Paint_Manipulation
Now I will make all my waifus real
Only if you can paint them
Otherwise you can make some monstrosities that will melt if it rains
>The user can create/generate, shape and manipulate paint, both the physical substance and paintings, including entering and manipulating them.
>create paint
>manipulate it into shape
ez
You have that ability right now with art materials.
But you can't produce a masterpiece, right?
If I had the power, I wouldn't need to. And if I could, I wouldn't be able to animate it, rendering the point moot.
I feel like you severely underestimate the difficulty of depicting imagination into reality but none of this is real so whatever man, you do you.
>commission painting of your waifu
>use paint control power on the painting
>???
>cum
No one, NOT FRICKING ANYONE, can take me.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Gag_Physiology
It can actually be pretty hard to use toon force. You need to be able to think of whacky and fun things to do to or deal with any situation you're faced with.
It's also prone to user punishment, it gives your opponents the chance to tap into your toon force if they think of something funnier to do to you.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Equilibrium_Manipulation
So I would never trip again and am really good with messing with peoples minds. I can deal with that.
You could probably road rage people's engines into failing if they cut you off or whatever too
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cosmic_Artillery
What even is Cosmic?
plasma and shit i gess
>Warping Speed
Finally, I can move as fast as I can cum
FRICK AL OF YOU https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Sentience_Removal
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Lock_Manipulation
>The user can lock/unlock anything, whether it's for locking up everyone and everything (by any means) or releasing/unlocking the hidden potentials and inner powers of others thus becoming a variant of this ability.
Luckily I'm not a dick so just visit me and I'll unlock the full potential of any of your powers.
Wot
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Esoteric_Light_Manipulation
It means you can do cult shit, but real. like this https://youtu.be/mYq4ppZB_rc?t=682
Cleanse people's auras and shit.
Possibly make up you're own shit, it might be like toon force and you can do whatever you think you can do, or it might be more limited and you need people to believe you can do a thing for it to be possible, and the more believers the more powerful phenomenon you can do.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Spinning_Inducement
pretty cool
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Health_Optimization
I start a cult and claim to the 2nd coming of Christ.
You could just be like one of those alternative medicine healer types and just charge money for healing, get a reputation and work your way up to doing multi million dollar surgery replacements for atheletes.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Power_Mimicry_Bestowal
huh, respond if you want to be able to copy some powers
If you give me power copy, i'll copy your power and give you power copy.
Then we can have the pwoer to jerk eachother off or something i dunno, power copy is kind of useless in a world with no special powers.
Unless you can copy like, someone's ability to draw good or someone's trained but human level strength.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Matter_Transmutation
Finally I can live like a king off of garbage
Snowcraft Mimicry.
The user either is or can mimic/transform into a vehicle designed for snowy or artic environment such as snowmobiles, winter service vehicles, and snowcats.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Vibration_Solidification
Seems I'm a background Mutant on Krakoa, probably gonna go sight-seeing on Arakko and get my ass handed to me
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Peak_Human_Leap/Absolute
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation
damn
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Mercuric_Shapeshifting
I'm basically the T-1000, frick yeah!
Would you get mercury poisoning?
peraps
>Bio-Kinetic Infusion
>The power to infuse kinetic energy through one’s biofield. Sub-Power of Bio-Kinetic Manipulation. Variation of Kinetic Charging.
Let's see how powerful I really am, mon cherie.
I can stick to ceilings.
But only to ceilings
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Ceiling_Adhesion
I don't even know how I'm getting on the ceiling.
I'm not that agile
For low ceiling your can just jump up and stick your hand to it.
Can you do pull ups?
i could, but i've been trying to lose muscle so i don't know if i can anymore
get a ladder
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Discrimination_Embodiment
But I don't need superpowers to say Black person
omg ur liderally hitler
How is that even a power?
I'd understand if you like, excuded an energy that makes people compelled to discriminate, uh, indiscriminately.
It seems like more of a personality trait, or an accomplishment
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Elemental_Invisibility interesting
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Festivity_Deity_Physiology
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Alternate_Timeline_Traveling
Let's just say the israelites are in for a nasty suprise.
>Power Erasure
Show's over guys. You're all useless now.
>Counseling Mastery
Lmao I’m useless as shit
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Poison_Breath
Didn't need to roll for this one kek
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Nanite_Reality
gg fellas
pretty cool and there are stakes https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Life-Force_Combat
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Absolute_Immortality
Great, I get to watch everyone I care about die and fade away. Oh bonus I get to witness the milky way crash into another galaxy and float around in that shit if the Earth is destroyed and I get to see the heat death of the universe and the collapse of the universe and still be alive in that shit storm.
>Great, I get to watch everyone I care about die and fade away.
This isn't as bad as people make it out to be. You can find new people to care about.
>Oh bonus I get to witness the milky way crash into another galaxy and float around in that shit if the Earth is destroyed and I get to see the heat death of the universe and the collapse of the universe and still be alive in that shit storm.
This is the only part that would suck complete balls.
Yeah that would drive you insane
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Butterfly_Manipulation
...The Mighty Monarch best hand over his crown.
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Malefic_Arts#Capabilities
https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Electric_Accumulation
I think I'm pretty good. Just stick my finger in an electric socket and I'm good to go.
>Inner World Externalization
HAHAHAH FRICK YES
I ain't fighting evil I'm off to get lost in my own magical realm forever. Goodbye, losers!
nice
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Suspended_Animation_Inducement
Resident jobber.
>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Genesis_Inducement
Literally god of my own universe. Neat.