How was he able to drink so much beer without having to get up every 10 minutes to piss?
How was he able to drink so much beer without having to get up every 10 minutes to piss?
How was he able to drink so much beer without having to get up every 10 minutes to piss?
When you don’t eat, and only drink, your bladder will have extra room to expand.
Then why do I piss 20 times a day?
Because you have a weak girly bladder
Diabetes or prostate swelling
How do you fix an enlarged prostate? What can you do to shrink it?
Go to the doctor because there are different causes, each requiring different treatment.
start dilating
Because you like touching yourself.
my norf saying is once you break the seal you can't stop. the key is to hold the piss for as long as humanly possible
>break the seal
Lol, we say the same thing in America
Seems to work tho, one big piss before bed and I sleep soundly
yeah, whenever I go to the pub the trick is to hold the piss right up until you leave. if you go as soon as you need one, you'll be bursting for a piss every 2 minutes otherwise
He pissed his pants.
>this is why they ask Marty to sit in the other chair
Drink a can piss in a can, drink a can piss in a can. It's doable but in the end you eventually have to piss in your hand.
By not being a smol babby.
Rust was literally pissing on the floor and laughing at the 2 Black person detectives, did you even watch the show?
He spent the whole interview taking the piss.
How was he able to take so much piss without having to get up every 10 minutes to beer?
nicely done
Can Rust beat Boggs?
No. Boggs would melt him with his charm and “be a friend to him”
>mfw I realized that was Drake from Aliens
Perhaps he had a salty meal beforehand causing fluid retention in his intestines.
Big balls can hold more piss idiot
there was clearly a bucket underneath the table
his eurethra is a flat circle
His piss went through the infernal plane to carcosa little priest.
Isn't Carcosa itself on the infernal plane?
You expect an inbred pedophile cultist like me to be consistent? I just do what the acid says.
The Yellow King demands his yellow beverage
I only recall the show actually showing both Rust and Marty pissing one time, and it takes place over the course of what, 17 years? How the frick did they each only piss once in 17 years? I mean it only showed them pissing once, and there's obviously no possible way that either of them could have ever pissed off screen. So that means they each only pissed once in 17 years.
I'm mentally moronic btw
Keep in mind they never took one shit either.
I agree OP is an idiot. He clearly used his piss like a waterjet offscreen to cut out all the little guys from the cans.
>realistic amount of on-screen pissing for the entire show
kinos like this?
i you subscribe in the piss and shrink theory, Westworld season1
they said something about this in the 2012 scenes, when Marty goes to visit Steve from deadwood he says something like "Didn't do a lot of pissin' back then" and Marty says "yeah who did"
10/10
Damn, some shit happened here
He seems to want to disctance himself from S4 as much as possible.
Not a good look boys
I love the gall of these redditor types. Imagine trying to verbally joust with the guy who helped create something about that thing
>"You may have created this franchise but I still know more about it!"
Typical leftoid
The guy wasn't even funny about it., that's the worst crime of it all You'll sometimes see actors or showrunners end up shitflinging with us, and it usually involves us acting like bugs bunny tier goofballs and dunking on them that way. This guy actually just thinks he's God's gift to filmmaking
>This very stupid person on the internet talked some shit therefore he is a leftist
Typical rightoid
Nah bro.. come on, you know that’s a leftist
Sounds like a liberal to me. Actual Leftists (tm) are busy giving a shit about real world things, like wages and healthcare.
>Sounds like a liberal to me. Actual Leftists (tm) are busy giving a shit about real world things, like wages and healthcare.
Reddit_soijack.jpg
>Not posting an actual picture and just saying the made file name
Holy fricking cringe. Go the frick back. That the most reddit thing I've seen in a while.
Actually I spend a lot of time on Reddit and can tell you that the average Redditor wouldn’t even begin to understand that joke
>everyone who disagrees with me is a leftost or a israelite or a troony
This kind of magical thinking is why you lose every single debate you engage in
I don't debate cause I'm not a gay
Is that so?
Maybe they should have elected a left-wing politician.
Yeah, somebody like Donald "I want piss on my face because it feels good" Trump. If there's a viable candidate that supports your views, your views are shit.
I'm not American, and Trump lives in your mind rent free.
No, he's paying quite a lot of money for his ongoing campaign.
Right wingers aren't exactly known for their intelligence
All I see day in day out are right wing blowhards whining about the direction of games, movies and tv shows and you have the fricking gall to say this.
>let's stop nitpicking movie and TV on the movie and tv board
>let's post more dicky
Past a certain age... unwarranted self importance can be a bad thing.
All they insist is that a producer watch their own show before agreeing with those shitting on it.
How is that verbally jousting?
Where did they say anything like that? They dont say anything about the show.
It's a dumb lefty complaint, to be sure, and there is no reason for anyone to have to watch a show to determine it sucks - especially not someone a lot more involved with its making than some consumer.
But dont pretend that the homosexual explicitly was saying anything about the show, that makes you look desperate for something to attack when what really happened is plenty.
Celebrities should be constantly harassed. They should be bombarded with condescension and sarcasm every time they open their stupid fricking mouths. Frick Pizzafrickabutthole
Nic talks a lot of shit for a guy who has only had 1 good creation. Everything he has done outside of the first season is a failure
>"Good"
You mean the greatest 8 hours of television of all time and the only successful TV adaptation of cosmic horror? Let's see your creative resume pissface.
>and the only successful TV adaptation of cosmic horror?
It's not horror at all, let alone cosmic horror. It's just a lot of talk and bullshitting and soap opera where the SFX should be, just like with every TV show ever.
Go back to watching kiss x sis or whatever you do with both hands Black person.
Well Pizzaman, other good artists are able to produce a catalogue of great works. You only have 1, and you didn’t direct it, you wrote it.
>le cosmic horror
go back
Everything else he's down is admittedly clown-tier, but season 1 is still the best American television show of the century so he gets a pass.
Season 2 and 3, while nowhere near as good as S1, are still far better than 99% of shows these days. Like go an pick a random show from Netflix or Amazon's "new releases" and watch 3 episodes, it's embarrassing how bad they are. Being married and having to watch the shit they watch sometimes is torture.
yeah in hindsight he has a great career.
>Nic talks a lot of shit for a guy who has only had 1 good creation.
One good creation is all you need, especially if said creation is the greatest piece of TV ever created.
Season 2 is kino, go back
It is if you have shit taste
>trying this hard to fit in on an anonymous imageboard
ISHYGDDT
Why are season two fans the most insecure people on the internet? Imagine identifying as a shitty website because other people don't like a shitty show you like. Nutzo.
Because season two embodies the concept of taking the good with the bad quality-wise. It’s peaks are high and then there’s just abysmal nonsense peppered in but people who love it aren’t willing to accept that (especially compared to the first season) it’s pretty mediocre overall. Still decent and entertaining but nothing more
Yeah, I think you need to go back.
I'm gonna go back to your mom's house so I can frick your father, stupid homosexual.
Good luck, you're not gonna find him there
You can find him on the end of my wiener
>muh wife's son
>also starring homosexual & woman
wow it's so anti-Reddit! very cool
The homosexual is ultimately punished for his homosexualry
and the kid is actually Ray's and he beats the wrong guy to death so it's not all bad
You don’t get to interrupt that.
it's Lone star. That shit is barely beer.
Genetics, clearly
It was probably due to a genetic psychic connection with his dad due to his spirit guide mother
They absorbed his need to piss in Alaska
>he doesn't piss on the floor
>he doesn’t know real alkies always diap up before a night of binge drinking
I piss 3 times drinking 1L of tea and only 1 time drinking 3L of beer
Explain this science
Your kidneys are like baby.
Alcohol is a diuretic, caffeine is only very slightly, and tea has frick all caffeine.
>got released from rehab early
>condition is I have to attend AA meetings twice weekly
>still allowed to drink but no more than one or two beers a day
>first meeting is at a church tonight
how's your day started early /druk/s?
>still allowed to drink but no more than one or two beers a day
What in the goddamn type of rehab/AA did you go to?
I have a leaflet that says if I get withdrawal I can have a drink but I have to keep it to an absolute minimum
Thats depressing. Should have yourself a cold one to cheer up
This. actually, have 20. I said it’s okay so it’ll be fine
I've had 6 since this morning the meeting is supposed to be at 7PM so I'll slightly tipsy by then which is probably normal for newcomers, I hope
>inb4 they send me back to rehab
I love jerking off with a mouthful of my ten year old sister's warm piss. Might harvest some more now actually.