How was he able to drink so much beer without having to get up every 10 minutes to piss?

How was he able to drink so much beer without having to get up every 10 minutes to piss?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When you don’t eat, and only drink, your bladder will have extra room to expand.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then why do I piss 20 times a day?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because you have a weak girly bladder

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Diabetes or prostate swelling

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How do you fix an enlarged prostate? What can you do to shrink it?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go to the doctor because there are different causes, each requiring different treatment.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            start dilating

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because you like touching yourself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my norf saying is once you break the seal you can't stop. the key is to hold the piss for as long as humanly possible

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >break the seal
        Lol, we say the same thing in America
        Seems to work tho, one big piss before bed and I sleep soundly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, whenever I go to the pub the trick is to hold the piss right up until you leave. if you go as soon as you need one, you'll be bursting for a piss every 2 minutes otherwise

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He pissed his pants.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >this is why they ask Marty to sit in the other chair

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink a can piss in a can, drink a can piss in a can. It's doable but in the end you eventually have to piss in your hand.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    By not being a smol babby.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rust was literally pissing on the floor and laughing at the 2 Black person detectives, did you even watch the show?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He spent the whole interview taking the piss.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How was he able to take so much piss without having to get up every 10 minutes to beer?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nicely done

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can Rust beat Boggs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No. Boggs would melt him with his charm and “be a friend to him”

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw I realized that was Drake from Aliens

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Perhaps he had a salty meal beforehand causing fluid retention in his intestines.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big balls can hold more piss idiot

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there was clearly a bucket underneath the table

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his eurethra is a flat circle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      His piss went through the infernal plane to carcosa little priest.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't Carcosa itself on the infernal plane?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You expect an inbred pedophile cultist like me to be consistent? I just do what the acid says.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The Yellow King demands his yellow beverage

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I only recall the show actually showing both Rust and Marty pissing one time, and it takes place over the course of what, 17 years? How the frick did they each only piss once in 17 years? I mean it only showed them pissing once, and there's obviously no possible way that either of them could have ever pissed off screen. So that means they each only pissed once in 17 years.

    I'm mentally moronic btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Keep in mind they never took one shit either.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree OP is an idiot. He clearly used his piss like a waterjet offscreen to cut out all the little guys from the cans.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >realistic amount of on-screen pissing for the entire show
      kinos like this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i you subscribe in the piss and shrink theory, Westworld season1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they said something about this in the 2012 scenes, when Marty goes to visit Steve from deadwood he says something like "Didn't do a lot of pissin' back then" and Marty says "yeah who did"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      10/10

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, some shit happened here
    He seems to want to disctance himself from S4 as much as possible.
    Not a good look boys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love the gall of these redditor types. Imagine trying to verbally joust with the guy who helped create something about that thing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"You may have created this franchise but I still know more about it!"
        Typical leftoid

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Past a certain age... unwarranted self importance can be a bad thing.

          The guy wasn't even funny about it., that's the worst crime of it all You'll sometimes see actors or showrunners end up shitflinging with us, and it usually involves us acting like bugs bunny tier goofballs and dunking on them that way. This guy actually just thinks he's God's gift to filmmaking

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >This very stupid person on the internet talked some shit therefore he is a leftist
          Typical rightoid

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah bro.. come on, you know that’s a leftist

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like a liberal to me. Actual Leftists (tm) are busy giving a shit about real world things, like wages and healthcare.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Sounds like a liberal to me. Actual Leftists (tm) are busy giving a shit about real world things, like wages and healthcare.

                Reddit_soijack.jpg

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Not posting an actual picture and just saying the made file name
                Holy fricking cringe. Go the frick back. That the most reddit thing I've seen in a while.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Actually I spend a lot of time on Reddit and can tell you that the average Redditor wouldn’t even begin to understand that joke

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone who disagrees with me is a leftost or a israelite or a troony

                This kind of magical thinking is why you lose every single debate you engage in

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't debate cause I'm not a gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is that so?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe they should have elected a left-wing politician.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, somebody like Donald "I want piss on my face because it feels good" Trump. If there's a viable candidate that supports your views, your views are shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not American, and Trump lives in your mind rent free.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, he's paying quite a lot of money for his ongoing campaign.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Right wingers aren't exactly known for their intelligence

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          All I see day in day out are right wing blowhards whining about the direction of games, movies and tv shows and you have the fricking gall to say this.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Right wingers aren't exactly known for their intelligence

            >let's stop nitpicking movie and TV on the movie and tv board

            >let's post more dicky

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Past a certain age... unwarranted self importance can be a bad thing.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        All they insist is that a producer watch their own show before agreeing with those shitting on it.
        How is that verbally jousting?

        >"You may have created this franchise but I still know more about it!"
        Typical leftoid

        Where did they say anything like that? They dont say anything about the show.

        It's a dumb lefty complaint, to be sure, and there is no reason for anyone to have to watch a show to determine it sucks - especially not someone a lot more involved with its making than some consumer.
        But dont pretend that the homosexual explicitly was saying anything about the show, that makes you look desperate for something to attack when what really happened is plenty.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Celebrities should be constantly harassed. They should be bombarded with condescension and sarcasm every time they open their stupid fricking mouths. Frick Pizzafrickabutthole

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nic talks a lot of shit for a guy who has only had 1 good creation. Everything he has done outside of the first season is a failure

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"Good"
        You mean the greatest 8 hours of television of all time and the only successful TV adaptation of cosmic horror? Let's see your creative resume pissface.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >and the only successful TV adaptation of cosmic horror?
          It's not horror at all, let alone cosmic horror. It's just a lot of talk and bullshitting and soap opera where the SFX should be, just like with every TV show ever.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Go back to watching kiss x sis or whatever you do with both hands Black person.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Well Pizzaman, other good artists are able to produce a catalogue of great works. You only have 1, and you didn’t direct it, you wrote it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >le cosmic horror
          go back

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everything else he's down is admittedly clown-tier, but season 1 is still the best American television show of the century so he gets a pass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Season 2 and 3, while nowhere near as good as S1, are still far better than 99% of shows these days. Like go an pick a random show from Netflix or Amazon's "new releases" and watch 3 episodes, it's embarrassing how bad they are. Being married and having to watch the shit they watch sometimes is torture.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah in hindsight he has a great career.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Nic talks a lot of shit for a guy who has only had 1 good creation.
        One good creation is all you need, especially if said creation is the greatest piece of TV ever created.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Season 2 is kino, go back

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It is if you have shit taste

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >trying this hard to fit in on an anonymous imageboard
          ISHYGDDT

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why are season two fans the most insecure people on the internet? Imagine identifying as a shitty website because other people don't like a shitty show you like. Nutzo.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because season two embodies the concept of taking the good with the bad quality-wise. It’s peaks are high and then there’s just abysmal nonsense peppered in but people who love it aren’t willing to accept that (especially compared to the first season) it’s pretty mediocre overall. Still decent and entertaining but nothing more

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I think you need to go back.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm gonna go back to your mom's house so I can frick your father, stupid homosexual.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Good luck, you're not gonna find him there

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can find him on the end of my wiener

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >muh wife's son
          >also starring homosexual & woman
          wow it's so anti-Reddit! very cool

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The homosexual is ultimately punished for his homosexualry

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              and the kid is actually Ray's and he beats the wrong guy to death so it's not all bad

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You don’t get to interrupt that.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's Lone star. That shit is barely beer.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Genetics, clearly

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It was probably due to a genetic psychic connection with his dad due to his spirit guide mother
    They absorbed his need to piss in Alaska

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't piss on the floor

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn’t know real alkies always diap up before a night of binge drinking

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I piss 3 times drinking 1L of tea and only 1 time drinking 3L of beer
    Explain this science

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your kidneys are like baby.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alcohol is a diuretic, caffeine is only very slightly, and tea has frick all caffeine.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >got released from rehab early
    >condition is I have to attend AA meetings twice weekly
    >still allowed to drink but no more than one or two beers a day
    >first meeting is at a church tonight
    how's your day started early /druk/s?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >still allowed to drink but no more than one or two beers a day
      What in the goddamn type of rehab/AA did you go to?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have a leaflet that says if I get withdrawal I can have a drink but I have to keep it to an absolute minimum

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thats depressing. Should have yourself a cold one to cheer up

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This. actually, have 20. I said it’s okay so it’ll be fine

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've had 6 since this morning the meeting is supposed to be at 7PM so I'll slightly tipsy by then which is probably normal for newcomers, I hope
            >inb4 they send me back to rehab

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love jerking off with a mouthful of my ten year old sister's warm piss. Might harvest some more now actually.

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