How was Professor Lupin not aware that night was gonna be a full moon?

How was Professor Lupin not aware that night was gonna be a full moon? Is this not what his entire fricking life revolves around? How could he be caught off guard like that?

As a result:
>Peter Pettigrew is able to grab his wand and escape
>Peter goes on to bring back Voldemort a year later
>Sirius Black can't prove his innocence
>Sirius & Lupin both get killed in Voldy's 2nd ware
>Lupin nearly kills Harry as a werewolf

Literally fricked up the entire time line and he just happened to forget that this was the one night a month he turns into a raging monster lmao?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rowling is a hack. Same reason she put Harry, Ron and Hermione in the same house when Harry should've been Slytherin, Ron should've been Gryffindor and Hermione should've been Ravenclaw

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why should harry be slytherin?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person talks to snakes.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >talks to snake
          >is literally a horcrux, so the portion of Voldemort's soul should've been a one-way ticket to Slytherin, even over Harry's own will to go to Gryffindor.

          Lame superficial excuses

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the will of the soul of the most powerful dark wizard wanting to be placed in Slytherin getting overwritten by a 11 year old boy who barely understands how magic works
            >a superficial excuse

            Let's be real Harry being a horcrux was a retcon. Horcruxes altogether were a retcon.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Horcruxes altogether were a retcon.
              Thats true and a legitimate reason why she's a hack. The reason you're painting that "its shit because the main cast weren't in separate houses" is pure fanfic bullshit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't the anon who said that but I do think they should've been in separate houses. Or at least there should've been some good people in Slytherin

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Or at least there should've been some good people in Slytherin
                This is also true and why she's a hack. Complaining about the house placement of the maincast just feels very hollow as a complaint to me. Beyond possibly slight further characterization it makes no difference, and in fact I think would've limited the series more then anything else since they all would've spent less time with each other. As well its clearly shown in the first movie and further elaborated in later movies that you can straight up just pick which house you want to be in.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                She tried to do that with Slughorn but book 7 kinda nullifies that when literally every Slytherin student seemed to support Voldemort.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                They were set up from the very beginning.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >lol Voldy didn't really need to drink that unicorn blood to live since he could live through his horcrux's he was just doing that for fun

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao, Harry has nothing in common with Gryffindor.
            He is an autismal incel living in the stairs of a family who hates him, he wears glasses, yet he comes from a noble wealthy wizard family.
            He is perfect for Slytherin. He and Tom riddle have very similar backgrounds.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              refer back to my previous post

              >Or at least there should've been some good people in Slytherin
              This is also true and why she's a hack. Complaining about the house placement of the maincast just feels very hollow as a complaint to me. Beyond possibly slight further characterization it makes no difference, and in fact I think would've limited the series more then anything else since they all would've spent less time with each other. As well its clearly shown in the first movie and further elaborated in later movies that you can straight up just pick which house you want to be in.

              As well house personalities are literal vague tumblrina astrology bullshit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >talks to snake
        >is literally a horcrux, so the portion of Voldemort's soul should've been a one-way ticket to Slytherin, even over Harry's own will to go to Gryffindor.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the will of the soul of the most powerful dark wizard wanting to be placed in Slytherin getting overwritten by a 11 year old boy who barely understands how magic works
          >a superficial excuse

          Let's be real Harry being a horcrux was a retcon. Horcruxes altogether were a retcon.

          Why would 1/7th of Voldemorts soul be a one way ticket into Slytherin over all of Harry's pure soul that screams Gryfindor?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is a hack, but you list the fricking dumbest reason for saying that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just play on your phone during the entire movie? The sorting hat takes the kid's choices into account. It literally wanted to put him into Slytherin and he begged it not to. Pay attention, dumb shit.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its not like lupin chose that night for all this to happen. if he didn't act the entire game would have been killed that night and voldy would have taken over in months.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why'd they have to do it that night? It didn't seem like there was any particular deadline for grabbing Peter Pettigrew besides the risk of Sirius Black getting discovered and captured by Dementors. Why not wait to grab Peter until the next day?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        peter chose that day to escape, during the confusion of buckbeak's execution. (hmmm i wonder why HMMM)

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >hmmm i wonder why HMMM
          Please explain?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          he knows sirius and lupin are both at hogwarts hunting him. escaping during the full moon puts them at a disadvantage. this isn't even a meticulous detail it's just what happens in the story. if you want an example of attention to small details, something rowling generally excels at, the day on the trains where they meet an exhausted lupin asleep in his compartment is 1 September 1993, the day after a full moon.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >something rowling generally excels at, the day on the trains where they meet an exhausted lupin asleep in his compartment is 1 September 1993, the day after a full moon.
            very, very interesting. The date is spoken somewhere in the movie? Or is this in the book?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              not in the books. autists found it out via stuff like what recent Aug 31th had full moons or jrr rowling gave it away. movies i dont know cannot remember them for some reason (theyre shit)

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              There are dates on Harry's parents' tombstone. People have pieced together the books' timeline from them.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pratchett was making jokes about werewolves carefully marking their calendars with the phases of the moon in red ink back in 1991, Rowling has no excuse.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hogwarts Houses be like:
    >austists
    >gen z influencers
    >pot smokers
    >literal terrorists

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Harry in Gryffindor: sports jock celeb that got lazy, trash at magic and uninterested in everything, his time is wasted with Dumbledore shenanigans

    Harry in Slytherin: bookish, knowing the magic world deeper, etc

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a hard time remembering anything that happened in these movies

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    its a children's franchise written by a woman

    you are an adult man

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be werwolf man man
    >learn that the golden trio is going to hide in my shack
    >get rid of specs, ginger and then have my fun with hermioine in that order (or reverse)
    >sorry mr gramps i was a werwolf when it happened

    i prolly would of forgotten my own name

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