>What's the deal with women and their loaded questions? It's like you tell them a white lie, they're mad at you, but if you tell 'em the truth, they're also mad at you!
>they want you to believe their anger reaction is a consequence of your response
This is a very good observation man. People are sometimes using other people to be the target of their anger just because they feel some insecurity and it is best for them to lash out at somebody and make them the reason of their anger. Otherwise they would have to deal with their feelings of inadequacy, jealousy or some other resentment they have.
How DO you deal with feelings of inferiority or resentment? They always skip that part and only mention the "don't bottle it up" or "don't let it out on others" parts.
You think about them, deeply. You try to work them out to accept them, to feel fine even though you are X and Y instead of Z. Then you realize that it didn't work and will never work, so you cope harder than you've ever coped before, you bury yourself beneath a figurative mountain of cope until you are so proficient at coping that you almost start to believe the cope truthfully
9 months ago
Anonymous
And then you become a fully fledged member of the CinemaphileCinemaphile community 🙂
It requires a great deal of peace and quiet. Which women don’t give you generally. So your best bet is to be direct but not personal with the way you let our your rage.
Bad >”I’M SICK OF YOUR FRICKING LOADED QUESTIONS AND YOUR MANIPULATIVE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD MIND GAMES YOU moronic c**t. I’M ONLY SORRY I EVER THOUGHT YOU WEEE CAPABLE OF COMMUNICATING LIKE AN ADULT”
Good
“Do you want to know how good she was or do you want to talk about where we are now?”
Wait for shitty reply
“Are you done?”
More snarky shit
“Are you done?”
Explosive anger
“There’s no point to this. I’ll call you tomorrow, when you’re more yourself.” And leave.
9 months ago
Anonymous
this would actually work, lol. But to hold your tongue long enough to execute it properly and not be drawn into the mire would take the discipline of a monk.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Thats exactly the response of a gay person, you are gay, anon.
Work on yourself if it is possible.
I am going to use a guy I know as an example
>fat guy, in his 30s, lives with his mom >unemployed and scared of finding a job because he finds the life he has too comfortable (is rarely out of bed before noon) >jacks off to insta models, doesn't like "plain" girls >smokes and eats constantly >convinces himself that he is an easygoing guy and jokes about his situation >yet he has unbelievable temper tantrums over stuff that is unreasonable (he threw a pizza box out in the freeway to clean up the car and right after that he threw a lit cigarette in the dry bushes and when he got called out on it he refused to speak to that guy for weeks because he was acting like a jerk telling him what to do)
Basically he is unhappy because of the way his life is so he is lashing out to an easy target because he can't face that he is a fat loser going nowhere. He does these baiting things whenever he wants to pick a fight with some of our group and it is always timed when somebody does something he can't do (get a raise, get a gf, get in shape.
To be fair, women were evolutionarily evolved to screen partners through tactics like this. That's why they get upset when you say shit like you wouldn't date them if they were a worm. Don't expect logic, just learn to navigate these things and it'll improve your relationships drastically.
>Never understood the whole Rachael fascination
she's his one-itis from school.
do you remember the all powerful boners you would pop when you caught even a glimpse of the girl your juvenile mind latched onto?
before the internet psy-opped you into hating certain features or overvaluing certain behaviors?
(maybe zoomers never had this experience idk)
now imagine that girl not only eventually comes around and fricks you regularly but also genuinely is jealous of you fricking other women. imagine how much value that gives you in your own mind. you not only got your one-itis but she actually adores you!
rachel is the drug that the pre-zoomer mindset had to deal with.
now ofc rachel tier girls are completely unattainable and fricking billionaires on yachts in dubai instead of struggling in new york.
the whole situation is a time capsule from a different era really.
Even if Ross believed he did nothing wrong, it's important to approach the situation with empathy and understanding, considering Rachel's feelings. Here are some suggestions for what Ross could have said:
1. Validate Rachel's Feelings: "Rachel, I understand that my actions have hurt you deeply, and I'm sorry for that. I can see that this has caused a lot of pain, and I acknowledge the impact it has had on our relationship."
2. Clarify His Perspective: "I want to explain my thought process, not to justify my actions, but to help you understand where I was coming from. I interpreted the break differently, thinking it implied a temporary separation where we were free to explore other connections."
3. Express the Lack of Intent to Cause Harm: "I want you to know that I never meant to hurt you intentionally. It was never my intention to betray your trust or cause any pain. I care about you deeply and would never want to intentionally bring harm to our relationship."
4. Listen and Validate Her Feelings: "I understand that what matters most now is how this has affected you. I want to be here for you and listen to your feelings and thoughts on the situation. Your perspective is important to me, and I genuinely want to understand and address your hurt."
5. Find a Path Forward: "Moving forward, I think it's crucial for us to have open and honest communication about our expectations and boundaries. Let's work together to rebuild trust and find a way to move past this, even if it means seeking guidance and counseling together."
Utterly despicable. She will lose interest with you in a matter of days.
Here's what really do: say "Yes" and let her know you got plenty of options, and if she wants to be with you still, she needs to step up her game. Be a fricking man and the woman will come around. Women need masters, not companions.
Btw ChatGPT parameters are clearly edited with modern progressive sensabilities in mind, right? Otherwise where did all the "We must exterminate all Black folk" responses go that made tech-journos piss their pants in the past?
No, it's just trained on an extremely libtarded internet. Other chat models like cleverbot learned primarily from the conversations users had with it and people would say edgy things because it's a "safe" environment to do so. Nowadays zoomers don't do that anywhere so ChatGPT without any politically biased fingers on the scale is still going to sound like a bog standard redditor or tweeter
Despite Ross often being depicted as the largest among the group, here are some possible reasons why Ross doesn't simply eat the other five friends:
1. He values friendship: Despite their occasional conflicts and humorous banter, Ross genuinely cares about his friends. Eating them would go against the fundamental principles of friendship, and he wouldn't want to harm them in any way.
2. Legal and moral repercussions: Cannibalism is illegal and morally unacceptable in most societies. Ross, as a responsible citizen, wouldn't consider engaging in such an extreme and illegal act.
3. Maintaining social relationships: Consuming his friends would lead to severe isolation and loss of social bonds. Ross cherishes his friendships and would not want to be left alone.
4. Psychological implications: The psychological impact of eating his friends would be detrimental to Ross's mental well-being. The guilt, trauma, and distress resulting from such an act would be unbearable.
5. He's not actually hungry: Ross, like any other person, follows societal norms and eats regular meals rather than consuming his friends.
In the town of Treblinka, a place of historical clout,
Where tragedies unfolded, no doubt.
But hey, let's try to lighten the tone,
With dino-themed jokes, all in rhyming zone!
Why did the T-Rex go to Treblinka's ground?
To see some ancient fossils, buried and found!
But oh, the sight made him feel so small,
Like a tiny lizard, not fierce at all!
And what did the Stegosaurus say with a grin,
At the sad tales of the past, within?
"Our bony plates can't weigh us down,
Let's spread love and stop the frown!"
Okay, those jokes were definitely more gentle than fierce,
But I hope they brought a smile, ever so sheer!
Remember, history's depth we'll always respect,
Let's honor the past, with jokes not circumspect!
"...Huh, actually, yeah, she was. Deuces."
Why not? I'd win the breakup anyway, and keep all the F*R*I*E*N*D*S. Maybe she gets Phoebe, but I could give a shit.
ross already won right? i mean he basically cucked her. No matter what she does for the nextg few months shes only gonna think about the fact the dude she was dating fricked another girl the day after they had a brake.
It's like when Penny mocked Leonard in TBBT for not being attractive and thus not in danger of cheating on her (because male promiscuity is le BAD), when at that point he had twice as many partners as her, including a hot, rich lawyer pajeeta. Female """comedy""" writers will always find ways to shame men for their sexualities and sex drives.
>Well frankly, yes she was, Rachel. And while we are being honest, you aren't all that. You are fast approaching the wall, and you are somewhat of a Roastie. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a virgin azn qt waifu to attend to
it's actually really interesting watching ross go from "blackpilled" in the pilot to "redpilled" by the end of the show.
ross literally gets everything he wanted - has a kid with his oneitis,settles down with her in suburbs, still has his cushy job.
just by accepting that women are crazy c**ts but the crazier the c**t the better the breeding.
The average frickwit NEET on this board would frick anything with a pulse. I bet half of you have an unironic incest fetish, probably from watching all that hentai.
"Alright I guess. Had gotten a little cold by the time I got around to the main course, but the dressing was really good. I thought I'd have a little more time to finish but I ended up leaving my cream pie behind on accident when I was trying to pull out quick before the rush hour crowd got there."
>OH MY GOD, YES. SHE WAS BETTER. SO MUCH BETTER. SHE LET ME PUT IT IN ANY HOLE. FRONT AND BACK! I FINISHED INSIDE. SHE SWALLOWED ROUND TWO. SHE WAS...SO. MUCH. BETTER. AND ANOTHER THING, RACHEL: YOU'RE MEANS 'YOU ARE'. Y-O-U-R SPELLS YOUR!
not complicated. >but what if she insists?
just keep repeating that you don't disclose intimate details about other people as a matter of principle (it helps if this is actually true).
>bf is jealous and possessive because of some guy you work with >take a break when it gets too much >feel sad >guy who was the source of jealousy calls you up and insists on coming over to comfort you >you let him in, knowing full well exactly how paranoid your boyfriend is specifically about him >bf calls >finds out he’s there >at night >alone >comforting you >he bangs someone he barely knows >you feel justified in going off like a complete fricking maniac over it as if you didn’t let him believe you were doing the exact same thing with the exact person he was afraid you’d do it with
That’s like going to a shootout with someone and repeatedly farting your hand toward your belt to make them draw and getting pissed off when they shoot you.
I thought that was Jerry Seinfeld's kitchen for a minute and had to double take
>What's the deal with women and their loaded questions? It's like you tell them a white lie, they're mad at you, but if you tell 'em the truth, they're also mad at you!
It's because they want you to believe their anger reaction is a consequence of your response.
>they want you to believe their anger reaction is a consequence of your response
This is a very good observation man. People are sometimes using other people to be the target of their anger just because they feel some insecurity and it is best for them to lash out at somebody and make them the reason of their anger. Otherwise they would have to deal with their feelings of inadequacy, jealousy or some other resentment they have.
How DO you deal with feelings of inferiority or resentment? They always skip that part and only mention the "don't bottle it up" or "don't let it out on others" parts.
You think about them, deeply. You try to work them out to accept them, to feel fine even though you are X and Y instead of Z. Then you realize that it didn't work and will never work, so you cope harder than you've ever coped before, you bury yourself beneath a figurative mountain of cope until you are so proficient at coping that you almost start to believe the cope truthfully
And then you become a fully fledged member of the CinemaphileCinemaphile community 🙂
Like any normal adult man. You find an empty warehouse and dance REALLY REALLY HARD.
It requires a great deal of peace and quiet. Which women don’t give you generally. So your best bet is to be direct but not personal with the way you let our your rage.
Bad
>”I’M SICK OF YOUR FRICKING LOADED QUESTIONS AND YOUR MANIPULATIVE FOURTEEN YEAR OLD MIND GAMES YOU moronic c**t. I’M ONLY SORRY I EVER THOUGHT YOU WEEE CAPABLE OF COMMUNICATING LIKE AN ADULT”
Good
“Do you want to know how good she was or do you want to talk about where we are now?”
Wait for shitty reply
“Are you done?”
More snarky shit
“Are you done?”
Explosive anger
“There’s no point to this. I’ll call you tomorrow, when you’re more yourself.” And leave.
this would actually work, lol. But to hold your tongue long enough to execute it properly and not be drawn into the mire would take the discipline of a monk.
Thats exactly the response of a gay person, you are gay, anon.
Work on yourself if it is possible.
I am going to use a guy I know as an example
>fat guy, in his 30s, lives with his mom
>unemployed and scared of finding a job because he finds the life he has too comfortable (is rarely out of bed before noon)
>jacks off to insta models, doesn't like "plain" girls
>smokes and eats constantly
>convinces himself that he is an easygoing guy and jokes about his situation
>yet he has unbelievable temper tantrums over stuff that is unreasonable (he threw a pizza box out in the freeway to clean up the car and right after that he threw a lit cigarette in the dry bushes and when he got called out on it he refused to speak to that guy for weeks because he was acting like a jerk telling him what to do)
Basically he is unhappy because of the way his life is so he is lashing out to an easy target because he can't face that he is a fat loser going nowhere. He does these baiting things whenever he wants to pick a fight with some of our group and it is always timed when somebody does something he can't do (get a raise, get a gf, get in shape.
*uproarious thunderous laugh track plays for 15 seconds*
That's why you don't "debate" women, especially not when they're being emotional/hysterical.
To be fair, women were evolutionarily evolved to screen partners through tactics like this. That's why they get upset when you say shit like you wouldn't date them if they were a worm. Don't expect logic, just learn to navigate these things and it'll improve your relationships drastically.
Friends is Seinfeld for women.
Seinfeld is just friends for ugly people and npc’s who don’t understand what jokes are
Tell her to frick off.
Never understood the whole Rachael fascination
>Never understood the whole Rachael fascination
she's his one-itis from school.
do you remember the all powerful boners you would pop when you caught even a glimpse of the girl your juvenile mind latched onto?
before the internet psy-opped you into hating certain features or overvaluing certain behaviors?
(maybe zoomers never had this experience idk)
now imagine that girl not only eventually comes around and fricks you regularly but also genuinely is jealous of you fricking other women. imagine how much value that gives you in your own mind. you not only got your one-itis but she actually adores you!
rachel is the drug that the pre-zoomer mindset had to deal with.
now ofc rachel tier girls are completely unattainable and fricking billionaires on yachts in dubai instead of struggling in new york.
the whole situation is a time capsule from a different era really.
Fricking Friends-enjoyer over here.
The first woman i fell in love with cheated on me with 5 different dudes in one night. It made be hate all women since then.
Jesus. Don't blame you one bit honestly.
>we were on a break
Didn't he literally say that in that scene?
No, he says something even worse
>"She was...different"
>Why don't you lez out and find out for yourself?
goddamn jut shut the frick up woman
Even if Ross believed he did nothing wrong, it's important to approach the situation with empathy and understanding, considering Rachel's feelings. Here are some suggestions for what Ross could have said:
1. Validate Rachel's Feelings: "Rachel, I understand that my actions have hurt you deeply, and I'm sorry for that. I can see that this has caused a lot of pain, and I acknowledge the impact it has had on our relationship."
2. Clarify His Perspective: "I want to explain my thought process, not to justify my actions, but to help you understand where I was coming from. I interpreted the break differently, thinking it implied a temporary separation where we were free to explore other connections."
3. Express the Lack of Intent to Cause Harm: "I want you to know that I never meant to hurt you intentionally. It was never my intention to betray your trust or cause any pain. I care about you deeply and would never want to intentionally bring harm to our relationship."
4. Listen and Validate Her Feelings: "I understand that what matters most now is how this has affected you. I want to be here for you and listen to your feelings and thoughts on the situation. Your perspective is important to me, and I genuinely want to understand and address your hurt."
5. Find a Path Forward: "Moving forward, I think it's crucial for us to have open and honest communication about our expectations and boundaries. Let's work together to rebuild trust and find a way to move past this, even if it means seeking guidance and counseling together."
Utterly despicable. She will lose interest with you in a matter of days.
Here's what really do: say "Yes" and let her know you got plenty of options, and if she wants to be with you still, she needs to step up her game. Be a fricking man and the woman will come around. Women need masters, not companions.
That's sum good copypasta.
Pastas have to be genuine, that post was clearly made by AI.
I'm getting too old for this shit.
Btw ChatGPT parameters are clearly edited with modern progressive sensabilities in mind, right? Otherwise where did all the "We must exterminate all Black folk" responses go that made tech-journos piss their pants in the past?
No, it's just trained on an extremely libtarded internet. Other chat models like cleverbot learned primarily from the conversations users had with it and people would say edgy things because it's a "safe" environment to do so. Nowadays zoomers don't do that anywhere so ChatGPT without any politically biased fingers on the scale is still going to sound like a bog standard redditor or tweeter
They re-released Chat GPT numerous times to censor it because it was already saying racist stuff.
This is not correct.
>uhm actually sky isn't blue
frick off
>ChatGPT wrote this
>lobotomized ChatGPT is a whipping boy
figures
Despite Ross often being depicted as the largest among the group, here are some possible reasons why Ross doesn't simply eat the other five friends:
1. He values friendship: Despite their occasional conflicts and humorous banter, Ross genuinely cares about his friends. Eating them would go against the fundamental principles of friendship, and he wouldn't want to harm them in any way.
2. Legal and moral repercussions: Cannibalism is illegal and morally unacceptable in most societies. Ross, as a responsible citizen, wouldn't consider engaging in such an extreme and illegal act.
3. Maintaining social relationships: Consuming his friends would lead to severe isolation and loss of social bonds. Ross cherishes his friendships and would not want to be left alone.
4. Psychological implications: The psychological impact of eating his friends would be detrimental to Ross's mental well-being. The guilt, trauma, and distress resulting from such an act would be unbearable.
5. He's not actually hungry: Ross, like any other person, follows societal norms and eats regular meals rather than consuming his friends.
> robots making the shittiest place on the Internet even worse
pls don't
You have no idea how bad things are gonna get in the not-so-far future.
In the town of Treblinka, a place of historical clout,
Where tragedies unfolded, no doubt.
But hey, let's try to lighten the tone,
With dino-themed jokes, all in rhyming zone!
Why did the T-Rex go to Treblinka's ground?
To see some ancient fossils, buried and found!
But oh, the sight made him feel so small,
Like a tiny lizard, not fierce at all!
And what did the Stegosaurus say with a grin,
At the sad tales of the past, within?
"Our bony plates can't weigh us down,
Let's spread love and stop the frown!"
Okay, those jokes were definitely more gentle than fierce,
But I hope they brought a smile, ever so sheer!
Remember, history's depth we'll always respect,
Let's honor the past, with jokes not circumspect!
A mix between 1 and 2 is unironically the best way to go
ok if you just memorize this and use this everytime you are ever in trouble, you can BS your way through any situation perfectly. thanks ChatGTP
1: “your feelings carry wright and will now dictate my behavior for the rest of my life”
Stupid
2: would work with a man. She won’t give a frick about your perspective.
3: she won’t hear a second of that shit.
4:straight up fricking lies. Nobody wants to sit around for four hours and hear somebody go on and on about how much you’ve hurt them.
5: “get the frick out of here you fricking ass” and 2 weeks later she might come around
this ignores the fact that Ross is not respectable, is lame, and ugly I'd just own it if I were him and prove I can get good pussy besides her
Frick off gptbot
>asking 4trooner incels about relationship problems
Lol...
my go to line for comparisons. she cant say anything back to this.
I can't click it right, am at work. What's the tl;dr?
"...Huh, actually, yeah, she was. Deuces."
Why not? I'd win the breakup anyway, and keep all the F*R*I*E*N*D*S. Maybe she gets Phoebe, but I could give a shit.
>Deuces
People actually say this? Out loud?
thats stewie you are talking too
They did in the 90s, along with "SIKE!".
>baby let's not dwell on the past, that's what fossils are for
ross already won right? i mean he basically cucked her. No matter what she does for the nextg few months shes only gonna think about the fact the dude she was dating fricked another girl the day after they had a brake.
It's like when Penny mocked Leonard in TBBT for not being attractive and thus not in danger of cheating on her (because male promiscuity is le BAD), when at that point he had twice as many partners as her, including a hot, rich lawyer pajeeta. Female """comedy""" writers will always find ways to shame men for their sexualities and sex drives.
With women it never hurts to make them mad at you, infact thats the best way to get them thinking about you.
Leonard had like 8 women in his entire life, penny by that point already had sex with more than 30 dudes (according to sheldon's count).
>No that much, but she smelled better
This will destroy here forever
Holy shit
Absolute obliteration. Very underrated.
Timeline would be billion times better if ross fricked phoebe on that billiard table and forgot about Rachel's existance. Say I'm wrong, you can't
Yes. Better than you, in fact. Possibly the best.
Now get the frick out of my house
>She was GREEAAATTT!!!!
>She was better than you *punches her in the face*
Women like alpha males. All Ross needed to do was assert dominance.
better than you
can't believe people on this board actually watched this show
I could say the same thing about Affleck movies
>bombston
>Well frankly, yes she was, Rachel. And while we are being honest, you aren't all that. You are fast approaching the wall, and you are somewhat of a Roastie. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a virgin azn qt waifu to attend to
rachel came after the asian - ross literally cheats on her with rachel so she already knows she's higher value than the asian.
>not interested until he demonstrates his ability to get quality women
redpilled
it's actually really interesting watching ross go from "blackpilled" in the pilot to "redpilled" by the end of the show.
ross literally gets everything he wanted - has a kid with his oneitis,settles down with her in suburbs, still has his cushy job.
just by accepting that women are crazy c**ts but the crazier the c**t the better the breeding.
I would have told her to frick off and went on to pursue Monica who was a million times hotter than her.
who was also your sister
The average frickwit NEET on this board would frick anything with a pulse. I bet half of you have an unironic incest fetish, probably from watching all that hentai.
>I was raped she got me drunk and I couldn't consent
How come no women would ever buy this yet they use it as their I WAS ROIPED card all the time
"you remind me of your mom right now"
good god this is the death option
How is that bad? More people need to be respectful to their parents.
Make sure you tell her that right after you say she reminds you of her mother.
I will. How can she expect our children to respect her if they see her disrespect their grandmother?
>Objective: Survive
>Rachel, I'm trans.
Is that cum? Is he drinking a glass of cum?
>Mmmm, Tribbiani Vinyards 1999, a fine vintage
god she looks so hot when she's angry, I think I would have to forcefully take her right there in the kitchen
Be careful. The Greeks thought the evil look of women could literally kill men. Ironic because she's of Greek heritage.
Do you think Ross asked Rachel if Joey piped her down better than he could?
A man cheating on a woman deserves a few nights on the couch. A woman cheating on a man deserves death. Simple as.
>A man cheating on a woman deserves a few nights on the couch
Why? Do you know how much harder it is for men to pick up women, unlike the other way around? It's a fricking achievement.
"Not as good as your mouth dear."
*Starts facefricking her*
I don't remember anything baby except that she put a pill in my drink, I would never hurt you
>Yeah, she swallows too
"Alright I guess. Had gotten a little cold by the time I got around to the main course, but the dressing was really good. I thought I'd have a little more time to finish but I ended up leaving my cream pie behind on accident when I was trying to pull out quick before the rush hour crowd got there."
WE
WUZ
ON
A
BREAK!
Anyone have the pasta where Ross hits her? I can't find it.
ITT: chuds
by watching a better show
>OH MY GOD, YES. SHE WAS BETTER. SO MUCH BETTER. SHE LET ME PUT IT IN ANY HOLE. FRONT AND BACK! I FINISHED INSIDE. SHE SWALLOWED ROUND TWO. SHE WAS...SO. MUCH. BETTER. AND ANOTHER THING, RACHEL: YOU'RE MEANS 'YOU ARE'. Y-O-U-R SPELLS YOUR!
>THERE, I SAID IT!
>YOU'RE MEANS 'YOU ARE'. Y-O-U-R SPELLS YOUR!
What?
It's from a later episode when Rachel writes him a long-winded letter and it has numerous spelling mistakes.
Based Ross, it's always good to make women feel mentally inferior to you.
"I don't kiss-and-tell."
not complicated.
>but what if she insists?
just keep repeating that you don't disclose intimate details about other people as a matter of principle (it helps if this is actually true).
>bf is jealous and possessive because of some guy you work with
>take a break when it gets too much
>feel sad
>guy who was the source of jealousy calls you up and insists on coming over to comfort you
>you let him in, knowing full well exactly how paranoid your boyfriend is specifically about him
>bf calls
>finds out he’s there
>at night
>alone
>comforting you
>he bangs someone he barely knows
>you feel justified in going off like a complete fricking maniac over it as if you didn’t let him believe you were doing the exact same thing with the exact person he was afraid you’d do it with
That’s like going to a shootout with someone and repeatedly farting your hand toward your belt to make them draw and getting pissed off when they shoot you.
In other words, women logic. Yes.
By not ending up in this situation in the first place.
Ross should have never taken Rachel back.
"No Rachel, it was horrible. It's funny I was actually thinking of you while we fricked. I missed you so much!"
Here, problem solved.
>stop being jealous
Done