It's to show Marty is this super cool giga Chad. It's remarkable he ends up bonding with a dorky nerd like Rust, someone who should never be given the time of day.
Rust isn't a dorky nerd lol, he's a tough cop who is comfortable hanging out with violent bikers and can hold his own in shootouts. The only even vaguely nerdy thing about him is his interest in philosophy.
I legit knew a police detective who taught my driver's ed class for apparently no other reason than he liked to. All he ever did was flirt with the girls.
True detective unironically was right about detectives bring cradle robbers
>Marty you gotta snap out of it! This ain't you, it's the ass talkin. Your love of ass. Y-You're ass-drunk Marty. You're ass drunk. Now I'll do whatever it takes to drag you outta that hole, but you gotta want to leave it yourself, and I can't make that decision. So what's it gonna be?
It's an HBO show so there's gotta be some completely arbitrary reference to weird degenerate sex or the audience won't clock that they're watching a big boy show for big boys
There are very specific sex things that pop up in HBO shows, this is one of them, incest is another
I assume a HBO producer insists on it >Carnivale: bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole >True Detective: bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole >Game of Thrones> pretty sure it had bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole
There actually is a position within HBO for a guy who makes sure there's sex and breasts in their shows, I'm not kidding. That's literally someone's job
The how the frick is it arbitrary? The whole show is about gender relations between men and women, how evil prevails in the world. Having a character like Marty constantly seduce to sexual temptation from prostitutes is what the show is about
This basically. I felt the same way about The Wire.
There are very specific sex things that pop up in HBO shows, this is one of them, incest is another
I assume a HBO producer insists on it >Carnivale: bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole >True Detective: bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole >Game of Thrones> pretty sure it had bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole
no one in Louisiana mows their own lawn its all contracted out its fricking 105 degrees here with 95 percent humidity in the summer no one wants to do that shit
It’s completing fatherly duties and being present in the family as a male role model while the father is not around. Marty would have no problem is Rust asked to mow his lawn, but he showed up unannounced and did shit that Marty is supposed to do to keep his home in order. Combine this with how close he got to Marty’s wife. That’s walking a line.
Its equivalent of another woman entering a mothers house, making dinner and feeding the husband and kids while the mother is having issues doing those duties.
Never ceases to amaze me how you cave dwellers are unable to understand this very basic metaphor. Y'all are like the blacks you make fun of for not getting the hypothetical breakfest question. Sad!
>estabish main character as an adventurous young woman >she meets a somewhat older man having an affair >entices him with her eagerness and anal ability >their romance blossoms, he becomes envigorated by her presence (and pliable anus) >one day his family goes missing >main character has to prove his innocence in the disappearances of his wife and those kids
Would be kino
I fricked a girl in the ass once and I'll say that it's not a very good experience. First off, even if they douche you are still getting shit on your dick, and it smells absolutely disgusting. Second, veganas just fell better. Wish I had never done it tbbh.
my closest experience to anal was accidentally slipping my dick into her ass and she just said you better get be a present for that. then I went back to the pussy because I thought the same thing, it'll just be full of shit and stink up the place.
>tight at the entry and loose as a cave after that >smells like shit >the girl normally doesn't like it (unless severe mental illnesses)
Yeah frick that
my closest experience to anal was accidentally slipping my dick into her ass and she just said you better get be a present for that. then I went back to the pussy because I thought the same thing, it'll just be full of shit and stink up the place.
It's very much a want it because you can't have it and once you've had it it's eh
>tight at the entry and loose as a cave after that >smells like shit >the girl normally doesn't like it (unless severe mental illnesses)
Yeah frick that
>Can cum inside full force and have no risk of pregnancy
It has it's ups and downs, if you are only focusing on the downs you are trash
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It has it's ups and downs, if you are only focusing on the downs you are trash
t. homosexual
You just have to find the right girl. My wife’s anal is 100x better than her veganal.
Anal is only interesting if you've never had it, but its a bit of a rite of passage.
You can tell who's actually done it by how little they care about it. The only hot part about it is the aspect of domination.
Marty's character is previously shown to have a fixation on anal sex during the bar scene where he drunkenly regales his colleagues with a story about how he needs a finger in the bum to get off properly. The anus and sexual acts associated with it are important to various black magic traditions and it is sometimes referred to as the "third eye". This shows that while Marty may view himself as removed from the cult activities taking place around him, he is actually more deeply immersed in their culture than he realizes.
Anal sex is should not exist by nature law.
Sex created an aspect of sex separate from itself.
This girl was involved with the Yellow King. He was tempting Marty to perform an act against nature in order to remove himself from the loop.
An butthole is just a flat circle.
>new affair sends Maggie over the edge >destroys marriage and relationship with Cole >Cole leaves long term, causing the investigation to halt >divorce resulting in no life allows marty to devote himself entirely to the case when Rust returns, solving it
That's how
it's simply another example showing marty's sexual decadence. there was definitely an exec who wanted it in because he thought it was hot but there is a reason for it, albeit a small one.
Also his hypocrisy. The more over-the top his affairs are the more it shows that he's a hypocrite who is extremely touchy about both his wife and his daughter having sex with people but who feels free to frick anybody he wants to himself.
Traffic?
It's to show Marty is this super cool giga Chad. It's remarkable he ends up bonding with a dorky nerd like Rust, someone who should never be given the time of day.
Rust isn't a dorky nerd lol, he's a tough cop who is comfortable hanging out with violent bikers and can hold his own in shootouts. The only even vaguely nerdy thing about him is his interest in philosophy.
It exists to convince its audience of teenage edgelords that this series was the most brilliant ever written.
I legit knew a police detective who taught my driver's ed class for apparently no other reason than he liked to. All he ever did was flirt with the girls.
True detective unironically was right about detectives bring cradle robbers
It shows Marty is a dumbass who destroyed his marriage because he couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
>Marty you gotta snap out of it! This ain't you, it's the ass talkin. Your love of ass. Y-You're ass-drunk Marty. You're ass drunk. Now I'll do whatever it takes to drag you outta that hole, but you gotta want to leave it yourself, and I can't make that decision. So what's it gonna be?
My ass is flooded with extremely irradiated duck meat.
It's an HBO show so there's gotta be some completely arbitrary reference to weird degenerate sex or the audience won't clock that they're watching a big boy show for big boys
There are very specific sex things that pop up in HBO shows, this is one of them, incest is another
I assume a HBO producer insists on it
>Carnivale: bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole
>True Detective: bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole
>Game of Thrones> pretty sure it had bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole
>bawd with clapped-out pussy wants her true love to frick her butthole
anon, its okay, you can admit your shitty fetishes here, were anon after all
There actually is a position within HBO for a guy who makes sure there's sex and breasts in their shows, I'm not kidding. That's literally someone's job
What about The Terror? Or Band of Brothers?
and Chernobyl just had swinging dwarf dicks
It works though, why aren't disney and Amazon trying that? Do they like going bankrupt or something?
The how the frick is it arbitrary? The whole show is about gender relations between men and women, how evil prevails in the world. Having a character like Marty constantly seduce to sexual temptation from prostitutes is what the show is about
it's unbelievable how true this is, and how many people are mad at you pointing it out. I just realized this now too.
This basically. I felt the same way about The Wire.
>Game of Thrones
I don't remember that happening
ass druk
>my ass
as opposed to someone else's ass?
Shows he hadn't changed. At least not how he needed to.
unironically this
its a literal quote from the show you dumbass
He did change in that he knows better and feels more guilty the second time, but you're right.
am I degenerate if I say yes? I do weird shit all the time and no longer care about consequences
Is mowing another man's lawn in the US really considered a moral transgression equivalent to fricking his wife?
I dislike mowing my own lawn. Many different men have mowed my lawn for me. Some of them were even underaged boys. And I even paid them to do it.
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no one in Louisiana mows their own lawn its all contracted out its fricking 105 degrees here with 95 percent humidity in the summer no one wants to do that shit
here in GB it's usually just young lads going door to door offering to mow your lawn for a fiver
It’s completing fatherly duties and being present in the family as a male role model while the father is not around. Marty would have no problem is Rust asked to mow his lawn, but he showed up unannounced and did shit that Marty is supposed to do to keep his home in order. Combine this with how close he got to Marty’s wife. That’s walking a line.
but its martys friend and its not like he would do anything to his wife it was just marty being insecure
Its equivalent of another woman entering a mothers house, making dinner and feeding the husband and kids while the mother is having issues doing those duties.
Never ceases to amaze me how you cave dwellers are unable to understand this very basic metaphor. Y'all are like the blacks you make fun of for not getting the hypothetical breakfest question. Sad!
Enlighten us Black person
It wasn't, and I hate it.
One of the few things that keeps the series from being a 10/10
That's just horrible dialogue and pointless pandering
It was important in making the last idiot realise what a dumbfrick Marty was for believing a truck stop prostitute has never been fricked in the ass
>Executive Producer: Woody Harrelson
>in the business, we call that, "a little something for daddy"
poo detective
>estabish main character as an adventurous young woman
>she meets a somewhat older man having an affair
>entices him with her eagerness and anal ability
>their romance blossoms, he becomes envigorated by her presence (and pliable anus)
>one day his family goes missing
>main character has to prove his innocence in the disappearances of his wife and those kids
Would be kino
I fricked a girl in the ass once and I'll say that it's not a very good experience. First off, even if they douche you are still getting shit on your dick, and it smells absolutely disgusting. Second, veganas just fell better. Wish I had never done it tbbh.
my closest experience to anal was accidentally slipping my dick into her ass and she just said you better get be a present for that. then I went back to the pussy because I thought the same thing, it'll just be full of shit and stink up the place.
It's very much a want it because you can't have it and once you've had it it's eh
>tight at the entry and loose as a cave after that
>smells like shit
>the girl normally doesn't like it (unless severe mental illnesses)
Yeah frick that
>Can cum inside full force and have no risk of pregnancy
It has it's ups and downs, if you are only focusing on the downs you are trash
You just have to find the right girl. My wife’s anal is 100x better than her veganal.
t. homosexual
jannies asleep
JANNY, ARE YOU OKAY?
Agree 100%
Obvious porn addicted virgins
>noooo, other people couldn't possibly have different sexual preferences than me!
My gf (male) cleans out before sex and I've never had any brown on my wiener.
Anal is only interesting if you've never had it, but its a bit of a rite of passage.
You can tell who's actually done it by how little they care about it. The only hot part about it is the aspect of domination.
It's important to build believable character motivations for dramatic events to occur
No man could resist an anal mistress, look at chris wats
executive producer said it was vital for character development reasons. it was the one arc in the whole show that was untouchable
Where have I seen her before?
The tv series Banshee
Marty's character is previously shown to have a fixation on anal sex during the bar scene where he drunkenly regales his colleagues with a story about how he needs a finger in the bum to get off properly. The anus and sexual acts associated with it are important to various black magic traditions and it is sometimes referred to as the "third eye". This shows that while Marty may view himself as removed from the cult activities taking place around him, he is actually more deeply immersed in their culture than he realizes.
So it was actually a down payment.
>me waking up from a 4 night bender
Anal sex is should not exist by nature law.
Sex created an aspect of sex separate from itself.
This girl was involved with the Yellow King. He was tempting Marty to perform an act against nature in order to remove himself from the loop.
An butthole is just a flat circle.
2/10 an AI could have done better. sounds like you wrote for Season 4
One of the writers was friends with Chris Watts
It would be so silly if her and Lily James took turns sitting on my face haha.
>new affair sends Maggie over the edge
>destroys marriage and relationship with Cole
>Cole leaves long term, causing the investigation to halt
>divorce resulting in no life allows marty to devote himself entirely to the case when Rust returns, solving it
That's how
it's simply another example showing marty's sexual decadence. there was definitely an exec who wanted it in because he thought it was hot but there is a reason for it, albeit a small one.
Also his hypocrisy. The more over-the top his affairs are the more it shows that he's a hypocrite who is extremely touchy about both his wife and his daughter having sex with people but who feels free to frick anybody he wants to himself.
>I want you to make love to me in my ass.