I’m 6’2 and have a harder time getting pussy then dudes i’ve known that were 5’2 and even a guy that was literally 5’0 tall. Height doesn’t matter if you’re unwilling to play the games.
It’s actually the opposite. Girls need to know that they are the prized possession and you’re the one appreciating them, not the opposite. The know with short guys they are the prize. They can act like children or c**ts and there’s nothing the guy can do about it, because he’s lucky to have them. If you’re a short guy in a relationship you’re basically a foot stool for a girls lack of desire to act like a woman. Girls want to be prostitutes and not treated like a prostitute. They want to act like children, but want to be respected on an adult level.
>if you’re unwilling to play the games.
This. It's just a dumb game. Some will play, others won't. Those who choose not to are going to have a hard time. Arranged marriage wouldn't helped these people in the past, since there are no games involved, but now we have no such institution to help them out, so they're fricked.
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If this was a disney directed movie this board would still call it woke garbage, but since it's Nintendo and was a commercial success people here feel the need to tie themselves into knots in order to call it "anti-woke". I can get how it's not "so woke", but how is it "anti-woke"?
Super Mario 64 >I baked you a cake!
Super Mario Sunshine >I'm your... mama?
Mario Movie >Get your stinkin homosexual ass out of my kingdom you ugly oompa-loompa!
>>I baked you a cake!
Unreliable narrator. Letter was from Bowser to lure Mario from Brooklyn (warp pipe at the beginning) to the Castle.
Tells him to scram knowing he won't, "accidentally" leaves the Bob-omb Battlefield level accessible so King Bob-omb can kill him. Think how many Bob-ombs Mario had destroyed up until that point.
Bowser couldn't give a frick about Mario beyond ending his life.
ive always thought it was overblown like most shit is online and in media. im 5 7 manlet and have never faced overt height discrimination. maybe if i were uglier it would compound and be more of a problem. otherwise idk
they're all speaking English, she was found as a child, why wouldn't they have a word for what she is? and then notice someone else is (mostly) the same as her, compared to all the weird monsters?
their mouths are also moving in perfect sync with phonemes that form English-language words, derived from Ancient Greek, Latin, etc.
so yeah sure frick it.
>as part of the Mario multiverse going through a Warp Pipe allows any creature to understand all languages as if they were native >this was created by Rosalina thousands of years ago to help establish peace across the galaxies
there you go, hope you can sleep soundly now anon.
Why are manlets here assblasted over this scene, peach doesn't make fun of mario for being short she just makes an observation about his height and over the movie she starts respecting mario more and more showing afection even.
That's a win for manlets if there was any.
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.
So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.
losing weight is an absolute gamechanger to your daily life. just moving around, it's like getting sober or something. regardless of what anyone outside of you thinks/feels.
idk you tell me, OP
this a good flick for a nearing-middle-age manchild to waste an afternoon on, lads?
No but you'll do it anyway
did it anyway, not as interesting as the Bob Hoskins one, watched in 2D but it was still very flashy/noisy.
overall pretty fun i'm sure little kids would enjoy it.
it is good to think what would be like to get this instead of super mario bros from 1987
Just don't see it in 3D you'll get a headache
It's so good. Grab some chipotle nachos and chili and you'll have a nice time
I’m 6’2 and have a harder time getting pussy then dudes i’ve known that were 5’2 and even a guy that was literally 5’0 tall. Height doesn’t matter if you’re unwilling to play the games.
that just means that they have pull 2-5x the effort than you would, not that height doesn't matter
put not pull obviously
It’s actually the opposite. Girls need to know that they are the prized possession and you’re the one appreciating them, not the opposite. The know with short guys they are the prize. They can act like children or c**ts and there’s nothing the guy can do about it, because he’s lucky to have them. If you’re a short guy in a relationship you’re basically a foot stool for a girls lack of desire to act like a woman. Girls want to be prostitutes and not treated like a prostitute. They want to act like children, but want to be respected on an adult level.
And yet dating apps are full of girls with "if you're under 6 foot, swipe left" in their profiles
Not that I care, I'm 6'3
>opt out of dating someone who doesn't want to date you
sounds like a nightmare. me? i live my life eating poison and in constant pain, that'll show everyone.
this is cope, women will complain about dudes the same height as them because they want to wear heels.
then complain about wearing heels
What do you weigh?
>if you’re unwilling to play the games.
This. It's just a dumb game. Some will play, others won't. Those who choose not to are going to have a hard time. Arranged marriage wouldn't helped these people in the past, since there are no games involved, but now we have no such institution to help them out, so they're fricked.
>wouldn't
would've*
Are you fat? Are you ugly? Because if you are, then no shit you ain’t gettin any.
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If this was a disney directed movie this board would still call it woke garbage, but since it's Nintendo and was a commercial success people here feel the need to tie themselves into knots in order to call it "anti-woke". I can get how it's not "so woke", but how is it "anti-woke"?
Hot
To be fair, Mario is Italian
Peach being mean to Mario feels so wrong.
Super Mario 64
>I baked you a cake!
Super Mario Sunshine
>I'm your... mama?
Mario Movie
>Get your stinkin homosexual ass out of my kingdom you ugly oompa-loompa!
Sounds funny actually
>>I baked you a cake!
Unreliable narrator. Letter was from Bowser to lure Mario from Brooklyn (warp pipe at the beginning) to the Castle.
Tells him to scram knowing he won't, "accidentally" leaves the Bob-omb Battlefield level accessible so King Bob-omb can kill him. Think how many Bob-ombs Mario had destroyed up until that point.
Bowser couldn't give a frick about Mario beyond ending his life.
Is height mockery even real outside israeli media and women aping it?
ive always thought it was overblown like most shit is online and in media. im 5 7 manlet and have never faced overt height discrimination. maybe if i were uglier it would compound and be more of a problem. otherwise idk
she's so beautiful
>PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES
how would peach even know what a "human" is?
they're all speaking English, she was found as a child, why wouldn't they have a word for what she is? and then notice someone else is (mostly) the same as her, compared to all the weird monsters?
how would the toads have any idea what a human is then?
if a weird alien teleported to your world, wouldn't you name the species?
>it's a bloof, wonder if there are other bloofs out there.
>and they name it perfectly first try
their mouths are also moving in perfect sync with phonemes that form English-language words, derived from Ancient Greek, Latin, etc.
so yeah sure frick it.
>as part of the Mario multiverse going through a Warp Pipe allows any creature to understand all languages as if they were native
>this was created by Rosalina thousands of years ago to help establish peace across the galaxies
there you go, hope you can sleep soundly now anon.
after al the body positivity bullshit how does this still fly I just dont understand.
Body positivity was always a woman only thing.
In case you haven't noticed, only women push for shit like fat acceptance
Why are manlets here assblasted over this scene, peach doesn't make fun of mario for being short she just makes an observation about his height and over the movie she starts respecting mario more and more showing afection even.
That's a win for manlets if there was any.
the mario movie felt like it was trying to rush me out the theatre
sex
Made for BHC
Big Hawaiian wiener?
Bug hylian wiener
So is the princess a human or...?
She’s human. She comes from Earth.
Aragorn is a skilled fighter and a great king because he was raised that way off-screen.
The American southwest is manlet paradise. Girls rarely get above 5'2, guys rarely get above 5'9. If you're white you can get a Latina gf easily.
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.
So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.
>pizza is junk food
>there is actual snobbery about it
I don't care how people cook/eat their fish and chips.
Maybe it’s the adult brain in me but I wouldn’t it have been weird or cathartic for Peach finally being in the human world ?
she is at the end and Mario gets her a turtle in a jar.
wouldn't you rather be healthy than accepted?
losing weight is an absolute gamechanger to your daily life. just moving around, it's like getting sober or something. regardless of what anyone outside of you thinks/feels.
It's hard when you've surrounded yourself with crab people that will shame and belittle you for taking steps to improve your life.