Netflix series have all been shit for years. Especially their adaptation of a popular source material because they will work tirelessly to take it as far away from the source material as possible so they can write their own plot no one cares about and only keep the title hoping it'll get viewers.
I don;t get it
Dark Souls has literally no storyline
Apart from the bg snake guy and the random npcs who say meaningless AI-generated chatbot shit there's no narrative or text at all, that's what is so good about it. you literally just get dropped into the world with zero context and never get any context because it;s not about story its about playing a challenging game.
>Every single show by Mike Flanagan was cool.
What kind of hypnotism did this mediocre piddle of a director do on everyone to make them convinced that his lifetime movie tier Shirley Jackson adaptation was anything over than schmaltzy sentimentalist schlock with jump scares to trick the kiddies they're watching something for grown-ups... absolute dreck and the fact you think it's good speaks poorly of your taste
Netflix couldn't make a watchable resident evil show and the games are basically playable movies. How do they think any of their shit-tier bulldyke writers are capable of translating a vague thing like dark souls into a show?
The hollow will be a woman and she will be hollow inside because of societal expectations of her and the expectation that she will have children and she will regain her humanity once she realizes she doesn't have to have children and gets a hysterectomy
she will be black
Dark Souls won't work from a traditional narrative sense. It needs to be a game or novel. Its appeal will be lost in a tv series or film.
Oh God, they'll make Gwynevere gay.
Worse.
They'll make her black.
That's a given since she's a ginger.
Angelic and ethereal Gwynevere will be a Black person. You could bet your house on it.
Gwyn will be a white supremacist somehow.
A black white supremacist
>netflix
already DOA
episodes seven, eight, and nine will be the hero stuck on Bed Of Chaos
>Knight build or Pyro build? choose wisely.
>Zanzibart... i failed you....
but.. gwyndolin was already a gay troony, complete with a magic ring of sissification
>thatsthejoke.jpeg
gwyndolin is gonna be the main
>netflix adaptation
I’ll keep to the game, thanks.
Why? Will it be 10 straight episodes of dying to the Capra Demon (or his fricking dogs)?
I have never died to the capra demon or his dogs but I died to pinwheel multiple times
Netflix series have all been shit for years. Especially their adaptation of a popular source material because they will work tirelessly to take it as far away from the source material as possible so they can write their own plot no one cares about and only keep the title hoping it'll get viewers.
Every single show by Mike Flanagan was cool.
You just choose to watch trash.
I don;t get it
Dark Souls has literally no storyline
Apart from the bg snake guy and the random npcs who say meaningless AI-generated chatbot shit there's no narrative or text at all, that's what is so good about it. you literally just get dropped into the world with zero context and never get any context because it;s not about story its about playing a challenging game.
>Every single show by Mike Flanagan was cool.
What kind of hypnotism did this mediocre piddle of a director do on everyone to make them convinced that his lifetime movie tier Shirley Jackson adaptation was anything over than schmaltzy sentimentalist schlock with jump scares to trick the kiddies they're watching something for grown-ups... absolute dreck and the fact you think it's good speaks poorly of your taste
>Dark Souls has literally no storyline
homie watch the intro
>midwit missed one the best narratives ever told in any form of media
I almost feel bad for morons like you
>its a faceless knight protecting a special child
you know this is what it will be
God I wish you weren't so right.
Netflix couldn't make a watchable resident evil show and the games are basically playable movies. How do they think any of their shit-tier bulldyke writers are capable of translating a vague thing like dark souls into a show?
If they don't get Vaatividya to provide some limited narration, then it's a lost cause.
A black woman cursed with the white mans' souls. She will have to kill monsters to get her Dark Soul restored.
In Dark Souls games the main character can be anybody, so for sure Netflix will go with strong womyn that need no man or a Black person.
Sḿh tḃh faḿ
>Netflix
"Dark" Souls indeed
Even redditors know it's going to be bad. It's over for israeliteflix.
You would know troon
I love watching my favorite things getting raped by hollywood
>Kazzam homie!
>the most powerful witch in all the ghetto
You can all hear it.
Since picrel is sadly passed away and Jonathan Majors is histories biggest monster now, who will play Soltaire now?
The hollow will be a woman and she will be hollow inside because of societal expectations of her and the expectation that she will have children and she will regain her humanity once she realizes she doesn't have to have children and gets a hysterectomy
Please no. Put it on HBO. Not Netflix.
No no NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO