Genderswapped version.
Amy schumer as the judge.
If the thought of cinematically weight and height enhanced, bald and naked amy schumer doesnt terrify you you're dead inside.
I reckon it's the one with the brandings in the face and the long hair covering his ears.
If anyone can make toadvine sympathetic it's rockwell though.
I reckon it's the one with the brandings in the face and the long hair covering his ears.
If anyone can make toadvine sympathetic it's rockwell though.
Hm not sure I like brolin as glanton I presume.
I mean I like brolin but he almost seems like too obvious a choice.
omundson had my vote but he stroked out.
This is why I tolerate AI. We're never getting this movie, so I guess we can cope with AI generated casts of "what if" movies. I think the Judge should look more like Kurgan in Highlander though.
Holy shit, that's the most ad hominem argument I have ever come across
8 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made man the devil was at his elbow.
A creature that can do anything.
Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine.
And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.
You believe that?
DO NOT REDEEM
8 months ago
Anonymous
[...]
You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made man the devil was at his elbow.
A creature that can do anything.
Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine.
And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.
You believe that?
You're a fricking piece of shit, dude. People are losing their jobs. People with families. People with children. People upon whom others depend to put clothes on their back and food on their table. Now they have no income. Many of them will have to take jobs that pay less which will impact their quality of life. They'll have to move across the country. They'll have to pull their kids out of school in the middle of the year.
And here you are on the butthole of the internet gloating about it. And why? Because they made a game you didn't like? Boo fricking hoo. As if that's such a fricking crime. It's not enough that you didn't support the game. You just had to trash it and convince others not to support it either.
You need to take a step back and reevaluate your life. Why do you take so much joy when others encounter misfortune? Do you feel better about yourself now? Does it make you feel good? Does your life finally have a purpose? Do you feel fulfilled?
I fricking hate you. I hate everything you represent. I hope you find yourself in the same situation someday. And I hope someone gloats about it on the internet. And others join in celebration. Just like you're doing right now. I'll be there when it happens. And I'll laugh my ass off at you.
Frick you.
Just frick you.
>People are losing their jobs. People with families. People with children. People upon whom others depend to put clothes on their back and food on their table. Now they have no income. Many of them will have to take jobs that pay less which will impact their quality of life. They'll have to move across the country. They'll have to pull their kids out of school in the middle of the year
I don't care. Artists are not needed in society and ideally they should all be lined up against the wall and shot. Most of these people don't have families or children cause if they did they'd be normal people with normal jobs.
8 months ago
Anonymous
>when you unironically embody the strawman presented by shitlibs of the seething normalgay who wants to kill anyone who's different
yikes
8 months ago
Anonymous
Sorry i'm not up to date with every single buzzword and wrongthink insane internet people have made up. I don't fricking care.
>machines make blue collar workers lose their jobs
This is progress. >machines make white collar workers lose their jobs
This is a tragedy you fricking bastards!
I hate this portrayal of the Judge and all art of him is like this, making him look like The Joker. He doesn't come across this way in the book at all, he's described as having an innocent look to him with small hands. I pictured him looking like The Buddha but chalk-white instead of gold.
That's why matt lucas or someone who looks like that is the better choice.
He's even got those weird small teeth and hands they just have to use camera tricks and fatsuits or whatever to make him taller and fatter.
That'd be too fricking kino. Mel Gibson is the only one who can capture the essence of the novel. Watch his movies, they're prime BD level endeavours in storytelling. The visual storytelling is out of this world. Of course, you need white investors to make it and not israelites.
It could be made but it shouldnt be made because it would be 4 hours long movie with beautiful cinematography and landscapes but composed of ill-fitting scenes that would awkwardly fade into each other.
The only way you could make that work is if you had a time machine and werner herzog and klaus kinsi.
bros, it's over. been 5 hours and I still can't access the site.
This was my prompt that caused it lol
>Mike Ehrmantraut has a sensual encounter with Walter White in a musty motel room whilst Gus Fring, wearing his signature suit sits on a chair in the corner of the room watching with curious arousal
and I keep trying over and over changing the language slightly and then this popped up. IT'S OVER.
I was generating busts of characters then it decided it didn't like the word and cautioned me
then I tried generating a horse in space like it keeps recommending but them it blocked the image and cautioned that the image violated terms, so who knows what it was trying to generate and why it got upset
>pseudointellectual
I wouldnt call spengler, boehme, melville, nietzsche, dostoevsky and the other 80 trillion influences on blood meridian pseudointellectual.
He doesnt recognise shit. >le deconstruction of the wild west myth
is like calling moby dick >le ebbin leviathan reference
It's like 0.0000001% of what is going on.
Deconstruction is a core aspect of Blood Meridian though, McCarthy has even said as much.
Reference Leviathan is anecdotal to the story that Melville wrote. If you want to go full pilpul you can argue that IT'S IN THE BIBLE AND MOBY DICK IS ABOUT GOD AND MAN!!, but you'd be a homosexual.
>Deconstruction is a core aspect of Blood Meridian though, McCarthy has even said as much.
Yeah? Deconstruction of "wild west myths"?
Or maybe deconstruction of paul valerys and jakob boehmes ideas of the vollendung of western society and the nietzschean dialogue regarding becoming the ubermensch juxtaposed with dostoevskys ideas of the consequences of making up your own morals?
All of which mccarthy has said were his influences and two of which are actually cited in the foreword to blood meridian.
But yeah you're probably right, it's just about taking apart some wild west myths.
To explain it so you can understand:
Crazy old german guy said "god is dead and you have to become like god urself and make your own morals" then crazy epileptic russian guy said "yes but also be careful coz maybe you get more than you bargained for and maybe you can also be like christ" and then mccarthy said "you can be le ubermensch like judge but its also bad and instead u can be like a thinly veiled christ metaphor and forgive urself and the world but then you get buttraped to death in the toilets because life is harsh lmao"
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE AUTHOR'S EXPLICIT INTERPRETATION DOESN'T COUNT!
This reads like that Rick and Morty copypasta
it's just another pseud getting upset that someone is attacking their sacred cow. it's pretty common with books that get hyped up so much
8 months ago
Anonymous
Bruh if you think the author said BM was meant to just be a deconstruction of wild west myths and then coincidentally put quotes from boehme and valery on the very first page of his book I dont know what to tell you.
>DUDE LE HECKIN GORE PORN
TORTURE
THE WILD WEST MYTH!! >>OMG SO KINO BRO
That would be funny but unfortunately most videos I find just go with the midwit gnosticism interpretation and go out of their way to be all >OMG DONT READ THIS ITS SO SHOCKING >LIKE YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW LIFEALTERING IT IS YOULL NEVER BE THE SAME LOL
Do you think the title refers to:
A) the bloody ring left behind from a scalping
B) a line from a poem by Byron "his blood was all meridian" indicating that someone is constantly in the highest state of excitement
C) an imaginary line somewhere around nacogdoches at the time of westward expansion that supposedly signified the end of where semi-lawful conduct and civilization was guaranteed
D) the setting sun
E) the highpoint of westward expansion
F) the period of highest development or peak of achievement that can be gained through war
G) all of the above
Wendigoon has committed a grave sin by making so many zoomers aware of this book. It will inevitably be made into a pozzd to death white man bad wimmin and poc stronk and righteous shitfest of a film.
The woman who mends him after he gets shot in new orleans at the very beginning, the mexican/indian/black herdsmen who give him a knife and some beans before he meets the recruiter for captain white, the mexian soldiers who give him and sproule water when they're wandering lost after they get ambushed, it just goes on and on.
By contrast white guys like toadvine or glanton just lead him into attacking "innocent" or at least unkown people.
You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made man the devil was at his elbow.
A creature that can do anything.
Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine.
And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.
You believe that?
>nooooo if you like this you're a chud >nooooo if you like this you're a troony >nooooo if you like this you're a pseud >nooooo if you like this you're a poo
Did cormac mccarthy rape you or something?
This book unironically filtered me, I've read a lot of his other works but this one just seemed like going from one random act of violence to the next
Didn't really get it
The border triology, now there's a series of books you can set your watch by
I hated it the first time I read it but it kept pissing me off that I got filtered and read it again and now I read it like once a year.
There is a whole lot of TERRIBLE youtube videos attempting to explain and interpret it but this one was extremely helpful.
The first half hour or so is a bit dry because he goes on about all of mcarthys influences but after that he goes through a few pages and unpacks them and once you understand how to properly read it by seeing his example it gets really easy and you start noticing things yourself that you didnt notice before.
I only made it half way through, I'm 100% going to tackle it again
I'll book mark your video there and watch it after I've read it again see if it matches up with what I thought, don't want to bias my reading of it
I think one thing that annoyed me was how there were little summaries of the chapters at the satrt of the chapter, I might just avoid reading them next time
Just tell me this, is the overaching subtext a biblical one?
badly
>AIslop image
>lazy one-sentence question or statement
enough
AIkino you mean
He meant AIBlack personzilian
Genderswapped version.
Amy schumer as the judge.
If the thought of cinematically weight and height enhanced, bald and naked amy schumer doesnt terrify you you're dead inside.
Amy Schumer shoves the kid up her vegana in the outhouse at the end.
Directed by Mel Gibson
Produced by S. Craig Zahler
Which one is toadvine
Judge has his hand on the kid
>Which one is toadvine
On the right. Notice the scars on his forehead.
I completely didn't notice the scars
that's because you are an idiot 🙂
I reckon it's the one with the brandings in the face and the long hair covering his ears.
If anyone can make toadvine sympathetic it's rockwell though.
Hm not sure I like brolin as glanton I presume.
I mean I like brolin but he almost seems like too obvious a choice.
omundson had my vote but he stroked out.
This is why I tolerate AI. We're never getting this movie, so I guess we can cope with AI generated casts of "what if" movies. I think the Judge should look more like Kurgan in Highlander though.
Lmao that your tiny brain thinks AI could EVER make something that looks that good, fricking Black person
Awww, the artroony is mad that "she" just became obsolete.
You think you’re cool because you love the thing Brazilians and Indians are obsessed with? Lmao brother
Learn to code 🙂
Learn to shit in the toilet
Holy shit, that's the most ad hominem argument I have ever come across
DO NOT REDEEM
Why are you attacking trans women?
You're a fricking piece of shit, dude. People are losing their jobs. People with families. People with children. People upon whom others depend to put clothes on their back and food on their table. Now they have no income. Many of them will have to take jobs that pay less which will impact their quality of life. They'll have to move across the country. They'll have to pull their kids out of school in the middle of the year.
And here you are on the butthole of the internet gloating about it. And why? Because they made a game you didn't like? Boo fricking hoo. As if that's such a fricking crime. It's not enough that you didn't support the game. You just had to trash it and convince others not to support it either.
You need to take a step back and reevaluate your life. Why do you take so much joy when others encounter misfortune? Do you feel better about yourself now? Does it make you feel good? Does your life finally have a purpose? Do you feel fulfilled?
I fricking hate you. I hate everything you represent. I hope you find yourself in the same situation someday. And I hope someone gloats about it on the internet. And others join in celebration. Just like you're doing right now. I'll be there when it happens. And I'll laugh my ass off at you.
Frick you.
Just frick you.
>People are losing their jobs. People with families. People with children. People upon whom others depend to put clothes on their back and food on their table. Now they have no income. Many of them will have to take jobs that pay less which will impact their quality of life. They'll have to move across the country. They'll have to pull their kids out of school in the middle of the year
>everyone should stop using technology so I can maek le shekels!!1!!
cope and sneed, selfish luddite scum
Uh oh! The microshart pajeet is upset!
>writes a lengthy emotional rant
>gets btfo in a sentence
>"u-ur mad"
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't care. Artists are not needed in society and ideally they should all be lined up against the wall and shot. Most of these people don't have families or children cause if they did they'd be normal people with normal jobs.
>when you unironically embody the strawman presented by shitlibs of the seething normalgay who wants to kill anyone who's different
yikes
Sorry i'm not up to date with every single buzzword and wrongthink insane internet people have made up. I don't fricking care.
No, you're low IQ and have a shit vocab.
>machines make blue collar workers lose their jobs
This is progress.
>machines make white collar workers lose their jobs
This is a tragedy you fricking bastards!
>t. Ice man
I hate this portrayal of the Judge and all art of him is like this, making him look like The Joker. He doesn't come across this way in the book at all, he's described as having an innocent look to him with small hands. I pictured him looking like The Buddha but chalk-white instead of gold.
That's why matt lucas or someone who looks like that is the better choice.
He's even got those weird small teeth and hands they just have to use camera tricks and fatsuits or whatever to make him taller and fatter.
perfect casting
That'd be too fricking kino. Mel Gibson is the only one who can capture the essence of the novel. Watch his movies, they're prime BD level endeavours in storytelling. The visual storytelling is out of this world. Of course, you need white investors to make it and not israelites.
I think the Coen Bros could do a pretty good job, and I'm not just saying that because they did so well with No Country.
>Coen Bros
Did you read the last part of my post?
I don't care for your antisemitism
It could be made but it shouldnt be made because it would be 4 hours long movie with beautiful cinematography and landscapes but composed of ill-fitting scenes that would awkwardly fade into each other.
The only way you could make that work is if you had a time machine and werner herzog and klaus kinsi.
I always liked Del Toro for it
best image of The Judge ive seen. perfectly captures his serene, childlike face that is described in the book
with vincent as judge
I can see it.
Give him those high heels Robert Downey Jr wears and never film his feet and you've got it.
Could work, but he'd probably just be seen as "kingpin from daredevil" instead of Judge,
He's just not a serious enough actor
Stop with this fricking meme
Have you seen his kingpin? Dude's not the right type
>You don't go out looking for scalps dressed like that, do you? On a weekday?
He's dead though
bros, it's over. been 5 hours and I still can't access the site.
This was my prompt that caused it lol
>Mike Ehrmantraut has a sensual encounter with Walter White in a musty motel room whilst Gus Fring, wearing his signature suit sits on a chair in the corner of the room watching with curious arousal
and I keep trying over and over changing the language slightly and then this popped up. IT'S OVER.
I was generating busts of characters then it decided it didn't like the word and cautioned me
then I tried generating a horse in space like it keeps recommending but them it blocked the image and cautioned that the image violated terms, so who knows what it was trying to generate and why it got upset
They really need to make a separate kid's version if they want to be le family friendly. This neutered G rated shit is killing me.
>CANT WE SETTLE THIS OVER A BOTTLE OF SOILENT
>I JUST LOOOOVE THE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF FAR FAR AWAY
>hurr durr muh creepy pseudointellectual western
frick off, i bet you haven't even read it
>i bet you haven't even read it
You clearly haven't if that's your description of it. Did you enjoy that wendigoon video, homosexual?
>wendigoon
What is that, one of your homosexual e-celebs I presume?
>n-no u!
Pathetic.
Go back to your capeshit söy wars threads, troony.
damn son, you're a proper basket case with that much projection.
>the homosexuals that shit on Blood Meridian are the trannies that use "incel" as an insult unironically
Lmao
hoo boy here we go
>You will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out"
You're talking about the word "incel" I presume, considering your hyperbolic reaction
ywnbaw
>pseudointellectual
I wouldnt call spengler, boehme, melville, nietzsche, dostoevsky and the other 80 trillion influences on blood meridian pseudointellectual.
Just cast Walton Goggins as every character
Ai will make it happen.
Why do incels pretend to love Blood Meridian so much
There is no other book like it.
That's technically true for all books but for this one it's more true than for others.
you better be 13 if you unironically think so
its babbies first big boy book just be happy they don't know about Heart of Darkness yet
Pseuds love reading McCarthy joints to fellate their egos
It has an interesting style of prose, fragmented sentences chaining evocative imagery that create interesting pictures in your mind
They did what
>see it shilled constantly
>decide to read the book
>DUDE LE HECKIN GORE PORN
>HECCIN TORTURE
>DECONSTRUCTING THE WILD WEST MYTH!!
>OMG SO KINO BRO
>I recognize the themes in this novel
>therefore it is bad
moron
He doesnt recognise shit.
>le deconstruction of the wild west myth
is like calling moby dick
>le ebbin leviathan reference
It's like 0.0000001% of what is going on.
Deconstruction is a core aspect of Blood Meridian though, McCarthy has even said as much.
Reference Leviathan is anecdotal to the story that Melville wrote. If you want to go full pilpul you can argue that IT'S IN THE BIBLE AND MOBY DICK IS ABOUT GOD AND MAN!!, but you'd be a homosexual.
>Deconstruction is a core aspect of Blood Meridian though, McCarthy has even said as much.
Yeah? Deconstruction of "wild west myths"?
Or maybe deconstruction of paul valerys and jakob boehmes ideas of the vollendung of western society and the nietzschean dialogue regarding becoming the ubermensch juxtaposed with dostoevskys ideas of the consequences of making up your own morals?
All of which mccarthy has said were his influences and two of which are actually cited in the foreword to blood meridian.
But yeah you're probably right, it's just about taking apart some wild west myths.
This reads like that Rick and Morty copypasta
To explain it so you can understand:
Crazy old german guy said "god is dead and you have to become like god urself and make your own morals" then crazy epileptic russian guy said "yes but also be careful coz maybe you get more than you bargained for and maybe you can also be like christ" and then mccarthy said "you can be le ubermensch like judge but its also bad and instead u can be like a thinly veiled christ metaphor and forgive urself and the world but then you get buttraped to death in the toilets because life is harsh lmao"
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO THE AUTHOR'S EXPLICIT INTERPRETATION DOESN'T COUNT!
it's just another pseud getting upset that someone is attacking their sacred cow. it's pretty common with books that get hyped up so much
Bruh if you think the author said BM was meant to just be a deconstruction of wild west myths and then coincidentally put quotes from boehme and valery on the very first page of his book I dont know what to tell you.
>DUDE LE HECKIN GORE PORN
TORTURE
THE WILD WEST MYTH!!
>>OMG SO KINO BRO
That would be funny but unfortunately most videos I find just go with the midwit gnosticism interpretation and go out of their way to be all
>OMG DONT READ THIS ITS SO SHOCKING
>LIKE YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW LIFEALTERING IT IS YOULL NEVER BE THE SAME LOL
Read another book
Exclusively with Pepe and Wojaks.
If you want to capture the beauty of the prose, Malick
If you want to capture the horrors in the book, Von Trier
I can't sit through The Road bros it's boring as shit compared to Meridian
I'm really enjoying outer dark.
Thanks to the anon in a thread last week who recommended it.
Do you think the title refers to:
A) the bloody ring left behind from a scalping
B) a line from a poem by Byron "his blood was all meridian" indicating that someone is constantly in the highest state of excitement
C) an imaginary line somewhere around nacogdoches at the time of westward expansion that supposedly signified the end of where semi-lawful conduct and civilization was guaranteed
D) the setting sun
E) the highpoint of westward expansion
F) the period of highest development or peak of achievement that can be gained through war
G) all of the above
Wendigoon has committed a grave sin by making so many zoomers aware of this book. It will inevitably be made into a pozzd to death white man bad wimmin and poc stronk and righteous shitfest of a film.
The book kind of already is.
The only people who ever show the kid kindness are women and pocs.
underage b& get off my board.
The woman who mends him after he gets shot in new orleans at the very beginning, the mexican/indian/black herdsmen who give him a knife and some beans before he meets the recruiter for captain white, the mexian soldiers who give him and sproule water when they're wandering lost after they get ambushed, it just goes on and on.
By contrast white guys like toadvine or glanton just lead him into attacking "innocent" or at least unkown people.
Like a cheap straight to vhs b grade 80s movie
One AI generated image of the gang pissing on gunpowder while Judge has his hands in the mix please
would rather a (good) Child Of God film
You can find meanness in the least of creatures, but when God made man the devil was at his elbow.
A creature that can do anything.
Make a machine. And a machine to make the machine.
And evil that can run itself a thousand years, no need to tend it.
You believe that?
great now I have to read it again for the third time this year
saars i will watch steamy bloody bastard meridian
does Mr judge do the needful?? if he does redeem a needful it be be a fruity film
TOP KEK, THIS
Anyone who obsesses over Blood Meridian is a stinky pajeet
Okay, reddit spacer.
Boo
Fricking
Hoo
Pajeet
Is bragging about being a reddit really the hill you want to die on, troony?
Says
The
Stinky
Pajeet
Who
Gets
Triggered
Over
Spacing
>nooooo if you like this you're a chud
>nooooo if you like this you're a troony
>nooooo if you like this you're a pseud
>nooooo if you like this you're a poo
Did cormac mccarthy rape you or something?
No, I just love derailing threads
>le ebbin derailoor
so tired of hearing about corncob mccrusty
I'm going to reas the book and there's nothing you can do about it
If you have questions dont be afraid to ask.
It's a very dense book.
Thank you friend
B-bros when is this movie coming out
>no paws
6/10 at best
This book unironically filtered me, I've read a lot of his other works but this one just seemed like going from one random act of violence to the next
Didn't really get it
The border triology, now there's a series of books you can set your watch by
I hated it the first time I read it but it kept pissing me off that I got filtered and read it again and now I read it like once a year.
There is a whole lot of TERRIBLE youtube videos attempting to explain and interpret it but this one was extremely helpful.
The first half hour or so is a bit dry because he goes on about all of mcarthys influences but after that he goes through a few pages and unpacks them and once you understand how to properly read it by seeing his example it gets really easy and you start noticing things yourself that you didnt notice before.
I only made it half way through, I'm 100% going to tackle it again
I'll book mark your video there and watch it after I've read it again see if it matches up with what I thought, don't want to bias my reading of it
I think one thing that annoyed me was how there were little summaries of the chapters at the satrt of the chapter, I might just avoid reading them next time
Just tell me this, is the overaching subtext a biblical one?
>Just tell me this, is the overaching subtext a biblical one?
To the same extent as dostoevskys the prince is, I'd say, yes.
Not every book needs a live action adaptation you insecure gays