>I doubt he really knows about vidya
George has always been a huge tech autist (the prequels were literally tech demos for all his company's stuff) and LucasFilm literally had its own game studio.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LucasArts_adventure_games
>George autistically rambles about some philosophy 101 material and references Sigmund Freud at some point >Gabe chuckles and says "thanks and have fun" before devouring an entire bucket of fried chicken
George talks about all the shit he liked as a kid, Gabe talks about all the cool shit that's going to happen in the future once the technology is ready for it
[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Gabe Newell versus George Lucas!
Let the battle of creativity begin!
[Verse 1: Gabe Newell]
Gaben in the house, call me Lord of the Steam,
Built a gaming empire, living the dream.
Half-Life, Portal, and Dota, my repertoire,
Your prequels, George, couldn't reach that star.
[Verse 2: George Lucas]
I'm the Jedi of storytelling, Star Wars lore,
My legacy spans galaxies, you can't ignore.
Jar Jar Binks may have caused a fuss,
But at least my merch sells like hot cross buns.
[Chorus]
Gabe versus George, who's the true boss?
In this rap duel, who's gonna take the loss?
Valve's founder, gaming wizard so divine,
Or the space saga creator, mastermind of time?
[Verse 3: Gabe Newell]
You're the father of Star Wars, but I birthed Half-Life,
My innovation cuts through like a virtual knife.
Steam sales rising, wallets opening wide,
Your prequels aged worse than the dark side.
[Verse 4: George Lucas]
Your Source Engine's cool, but my force is stronger,
I'm the saga maker, you can't wait any longer.
Your releases delayed, mine's an epic space quest,
In the galaxy of storytellers, I'm the best.
[Chorus]
Gabe versus George, who's the true boss?
In this rap duel, who's gonna take the loss?
Valve's founder, gaming wizard so divine,
Or the space saga creator, mastermind of time?
[Verse 5: Gabe Newell]
No Jar Jar here, just virtual realities,
Your prequels got more plot holes than cavities.
My Steam sales skyrocket, the gaming messiah,
Your CGI creatures couldn't get any higher.
[Verse 6: George Lucas]
I created the Force, a cultural sensation,
Your Steam sales don't match my space station.
From Tatooine to Endor, my universe expands,
Your gaming empire, just shifting sands.
Gabe can kys for allowing engagement based matchmaking. Basically forcing you to win or lose based on metrics that increase the likelihood of you buying a skin or key by 5%. All he has is a gambling empire and miserable mentally ill fanbase. Fat fricking homosexual
They throw money at eachother because they're too lazy to fist fight.
Imagine if that shitty Indiana game was made by Valve
It would never see the light.
stiff animations, outdated graphics, HDD-tier loading screens
wow imagine
youre so damn dumb i cant be bothered to try to explain why because i know you'll struggle
All relics and artifacts are sold in lootboxes that you can gamble with
>they meet up at a Vegas casino buffet
>camera pans to the men's room
>*ear shattering fart noises, camera shakes*
>sells his legacy
>refuses to continue his legacy
They've made the world a bit worse in their respective ways in the last fifteen years or so
gabe's legacy is valve and steam
and brain interfaces
Did Lucas make all those gross flabby aliens look that way because of the way he looks?
What? How are these two similar in any way?
Gabe would probably try to start a conversation only for Lucas to be confused sicne I doubt he really knows about vidya especially specific vidya ceos
>I doubt he really knows about vidya
George formed LucasFilm Games back in the 80s and he had some input on Republic Commando development.
>I doubt he really knows about vidya
George has always been a huge tech autist (the prequels were literally tech demos for all his company's stuff) and LucasFilm literally had its own game studio.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LucasArts_adventure_games
Gabe is smart but kinda socially awkward. He wouldn't know what to do about George rambling about moronic shit.
*burp* *stomach grumbling"
If you think right is better than left you should throw yourself in front of a moving train.
>George autistically rambles about some philosophy 101 material and references Sigmund Freud at some point
>Gabe chuckles and says "thanks and have fun" before devouring an entire bucket of fried chicken
George talks about all the shit he liked as a kid, Gabe talks about all the cool shit that's going to happen in the future once the technology is ready for it
Who would say the N word first?
>GAY BEN
>what?
>GABE N
>N?
>just me Gabe Newell
[Intro]
Epic Rap Battles of History!
Gabe Newell versus George Lucas!
Let the battle of creativity begin!
[Verse 1: Gabe Newell]
Gaben in the house, call me Lord of the Steam,
Built a gaming empire, living the dream.
Half-Life, Portal, and Dota, my repertoire,
Your prequels, George, couldn't reach that star.
[Verse 2: George Lucas]
I'm the Jedi of storytelling, Star Wars lore,
My legacy spans galaxies, you can't ignore.
Jar Jar Binks may have caused a fuss,
But at least my merch sells like hot cross buns.
[Chorus]
Gabe versus George, who's the true boss?
In this rap duel, who's gonna take the loss?
Valve's founder, gaming wizard so divine,
Or the space saga creator, mastermind of time?
[Verse 3: Gabe Newell]
You're the father of Star Wars, but I birthed Half-Life,
My innovation cuts through like a virtual knife.
Steam sales rising, wallets opening wide,
Your prequels aged worse than the dark side.
[Verse 4: George Lucas]
Your Source Engine's cool, but my force is stronger,
I'm the saga maker, you can't wait any longer.
Your releases delayed, mine's an epic space quest,
In the galaxy of storytellers, I'm the best.
[Chorus]
Gabe versus George, who's the true boss?
In this rap duel, who's gonna take the loss?
Valve's founder, gaming wizard so divine,
Or the space saga creator, mastermind of time?
[Verse 5: Gabe Newell]
No Jar Jar here, just virtual realities,
Your prequels got more plot holes than cavities.
My Steam sales skyrocket, the gaming messiah,
Your CGI creatures couldn't get any higher.
[Verse 6: George Lucas]
I created the Force, a cultural sensation,
Your Steam sales don't match my space station.
From Tatooine to Endor, my universe expands,
Your gaming empire, just shifting sands.
Who won? Who's next?
Gabe can destroy the Death Star by himself
Cringe
Gabe can kys for allowing engagement based matchmaking. Basically forcing you to win or lose based on metrics that increase the likelihood of you buying a skin or key by 5%. All he has is a gambling empire and miserable mentally ill fanbase. Fat fricking homosexual