How would Finn fare in Steven Universe

How would Finn fare in Steven Universe

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >oh, sure...
    you just know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you just know that Finn won't score in that universe either, LOL fricking loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How would Steven react

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Steven is a wee little homosexual
        The difference between him and Finn is that Finn is a perfectly normal little boy reacting in a perfectly normal and expected way to his situation and the world he's in, a world that punished him for his normative responses
        Whereas Steven is a product of this world

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So would he cry and say it’s bad when he finds Garnet sucking Finn off?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            probably

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Time for Finn’s redemption. Take the world of Rebecca Sugar and use it as an onahole

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Finn is that Finn is a perfectly normal little boy reacting in a perfectly normal and expected way to his situation and the world he's in
          yeah sure dude

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >finngays thinking they won't get cucked into oblivion
      You've got no chance against the MURDERwiener

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His inherited talent is wasted on Steven.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I ship it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I only like it if it’s rejuvenated Pearl and Finn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just imagine.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine what

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They become boyfriends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OK

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is there more?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Since Finn can’t get girls he might as well try being gay.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, we all know Fnn ain't scoring with either gender.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What about Nora Universe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She’d reject him because she’s a girl. Finn repels girls.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, she's the opposite.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >what abut girls that don't exist
            Finn might have a chance here

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She would like meatloaf

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          OK

          >The two of them cuck Star

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Finn dressed as Star for Steven

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            she gets to watch so it's alright

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Finn can get girls, he just can't keep them. At least not the ones he actually wants.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          At this point, the only person Finn can be with is himself

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Even Finn didn't want Finn and preferred to die instead.
            At some point you just feel nothing but pity for the guy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wow

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        who tops?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Finn can do better. Why not Kevin?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OK

      Based. Finn would have been better off in a world of princes instead of princesses. No trouble.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He’d be treated as badly as Kevin by Steven for trying to flirt with lesbians.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ideally Steven should be Pink Steven for this ship to work. But normal Steven works fine too I guess?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Garnet is a lesbian? She doesn't seem like it when she's bouncing on my wiener

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finn actually makes a play at Connie and since Steven's relationship with her is wierd as hell he wouldnt do anything about it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Does Connie ride Finn’s sword

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pearl trained her to swing swords.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So she fricks him

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Halloween Rubros

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >they’re lesbians
    Garnet’s technically single, and Amethyst could be into dudes for all we know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      females, and by extension lesbians, cant exist in a society that only has one "sex" without the other to compare it to, has no actual physical body, does not reproduce sexually and does not culturally value gender or sexuality
      the gems are by every definition asexual, only some of them look female (most dont even), so i guess it makes sense for humans who DO have a concept of what a female is- to refer to them AS females, and they simply dont argue because they dont care or know otherwise
      but by all definitions, they're not lesbians
      insisting theyre all female and lesbians, even the ones who dont appear female to us humans in any way, is just the collective "genderless aliens that are sexless and progressive when i need to look cool at college, but also also female when i need to jerk off" fetish that every member of the SU crew has
      i mean.... we all remember Neokosmos, right? same thing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they all have female VA's you dumb homosexual, they're obviously woman coded

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          1. don't care, the actor isn't the character, some of them sound pretty mannish
          2. "coding" is exactly what im referring to, but coding isnt canon
          3. i think teeeechnically some of those female VA's identify as "nonbinary" or something, which doesn't really matter when it comes to their voice, but if we're using the logic that 'actor=character' then i think we can find some humor in a "genderless", for lack of a better word, actor, voicing a genderless character...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They don't have c**ts, buttholes, or proper working mouths.
          They don't have sex either
          Just a society of female entities who have lesbian foreplay that ends with the fusion dance.

          Imagine the female equivalent of namekisns....except they have a sexuality l.....for reasons

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Namekians are all gays and gaywads
            Single-sex species just seem to have fusion to compensate for some reason

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The namekisns don't have a sexuality or genitals.
              They are asexual in the true sense of the word.

              Wierd how monosexual race idea is usually used as a way to subtly push sexual bigotry and homosexualry.
              Mono sexual races that aren't strangely shaped hermaphrodited or asexusl make no sense.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >lesbian foreplay that ends with the fusion dance
            ah, so just like actual lesbian sex- loveless, pointless, pleasureess and inconsequential

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They do seem to enjoy themselves doing it, though. Enough for some to even get addicted to fusion.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy it so much they eventually completely stop having sex one day and never start up again.

                Then they'll abuse each other then eventually sleep with other people many times male people.
                ...
                Real talk?
                Ever pounded out a horny angry bulldyke with daddy issues?
                Was like living out a rape fantasy.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Enjoy it so much they eventually completely stop having sex one day and never start up again
                Don't know who you're talking about. Gems kept fusing till the end of the show.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Amethyst
      She's implied to be into Greg a few times.
      >Lapis and Peridot
      Show never implies anything.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amethyst can go any way she feels like. She also had a thing with Vidalya.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    so what is this anyway with adventure time, steven universe and starVS

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they all aired at the same time so crossovers were inevitable?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"they're lesbians"
    >Finn getting vietnam flashbacks

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > So are they single?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Could he frick em straight

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this dude cant even get with the girls in his show what is this shit

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >They're lesbians

    EVERY FRICKING TIME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hah

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought they were genderless rocks? They can't be both Sugar; is it gay representation or is it all neutral, you can't have both.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fanart

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't Amethyst trying to jump on Greg's wiener when she transformed into Rose for him in the garage scene?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No. She started ranting about how much she hated that Greg took Rose away from her.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finn looks so tall there… I bet it would be nice to hug him

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