>”it’s over pincher, give up” >*pinches a batarang out of the air >”oh Batman, it’s not over >*pinches himself to the side of a helicopter and flys away >IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
>”it’s over pincher, give up” >*pinches a batarang out of the air >”oh Batman, it’s not over >*pinches himself to the side of a helicopter and flys away >IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
>”it’s over pincher, give up” >*pinches a batarang out of the air >”oh Batman, it’s not over >*pinches himself to the side of a helicopter and flys away >IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
>Dr. Peter Inche was an expert in robotic manipulators and had developed a revolutionary new robotic arm to be deployed on satellites that would save his company millions. But on the day of the big demonstration for the executives, a jealous colleague sabotaged the equipment causing a malfunction resulting in the death of a number of people, including the CEO. Utterly humiliated, Inche was fired and spent 10 years in prison for manslaughter. However, he engineered an escape from prison and used his robotic arm genius to remake himself into...THE PINCHER, swearing revenge on a society that mocked and betrayed him.
Tried to make it like from the 90's cartoon. Wanted to make the dog companions like from
the Pincher's Pinschers, he's trained them to steal
I like the idea that the design of the pincher correlates to the strength of it. So a T-Rex pincher has the pinching strength of a T-Rex’s jaw, etc. so the non animal ones are better for less destructive finesse pinching.
>”it’s over pincher, give up” >*pinches a batarang out of the air >”oh Batman, it’s not over >*pinches himself to the side of a helicopter and flys away >IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
>”it’s over pincher, give up” >*pinches a batarang out of the air >”oh Batman, it’s not over >*pinches himself to the side of a helicopter and flys away >IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
>”it’s over pincher, give up” >*pinches a batarang out of the air >”oh Batman, it’s not over >*pinches himself to the side of a helicopter and flys away >IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
>Dr. Peter Inche was an expert in robotic manipulators and had developed a revolutionary new robotic arm to be deployed on satellites that would save his company millions. But on the day of the big demonstration for the executives, a jealous colleague sabotaged the equipment causing a malfunction resulting in the death of a number of people, including the CEO. Utterly humiliated, Inche was fired and spent 10 years in prison for manslaughter. However, he engineered an escape from prison and used his robotic arm genius to remake himself into...THE PINCHER, swearing revenge on a society that mocked and betrayed him.
>"Batman, he's getting away, where do you think he'll be heading?" >"Hmmm...when he was making his escape, I overheard the Pincher talking about GrabTech Industries." >"You mean the same one that had the horrific robotic arms incident a few years back by a scientist named...it's on the tip of my tongue...PETER INCHE!" >"Precisely, but there were rumors that the entire operation was sabotaged. During his time in prison, the warden noted that Dr. Inche had a fascination with making toy grabbers out of scraps he would find lying around the prison. The day after Peter Inche escaped and was claimed to have departed Gotham, was the same day the Pincher made his first dastardly appearance." >"Holy guacamole Batman! You don't mean..." >"Yes Boy Wonder, Dr. Peter Inche never left Gotham, he only went by a new, more villainous pseudonym. And I believe I know where his next target is."
>”it’s over pincher, give up” >*pinches a batarang out of the air >”oh Batman, it’s not over >*pinches himself to the side of a helicopter and flys away >IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
What would be Batman’s contingency plan for this guy? Go back to time to make it so the dinosaurs never existed? That way no one would ever design a dino grabber.
>Go back in time to make it so the dinosaurs never existed? >The pincher starts using a shark head toy pincher to commit crimes instead of a dinosaur pincher
You don’t have a pinch of a chance of stopping me, Batman.
>Dr. Peter Inche was an expert in robotic manipulators and had developed a revolutionary new robotic arm to be deployed on satellites that would save his company millions. But on the day of the big demonstration for the executives, a jealous colleague sabotaged the equipment causing a malfunction resulting in the death of a number of people, including the CEO. Utterly humiliated, Inche was fired and spent 10 years in prison for manslaughter. However, he engineered an escape from prison and used his robotic arm genius to remake himself into...THE PINCHER, swearing revenge on a society that mocked and betrayed him.
>My my, Batman, it seems you've found yourself in quite a...PINCH
>Pincher! You promised you'd let them go! >Ah, didn't your parents teach you to take the words of a supervillain with a pinch of salt?
I couldn't do better with the time I had. Could say I had to do it in a pinch
so fricking glorious. thanks Cinemaphile for still having your moments
His tragic past is he wore orange on St. Patrick’s day as a kid he was punched by everyone he ran into that day. His parents had so much fun with that they went out of there way to make sure he didn’t have any green for the next 5 years. He snapped and like Batman became his greatest fear he is the pincher.
>”it’s over pincher, give up” >*pinches a batarang out of the air >”oh Batman, it’s not over >*pinches himself to the side of a helicopter and flys away >IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
>Dr. Peter Inche was an expert in robotic manipulators and had developed a revolutionary new robotic arm to be deployed on satellites that would save his company millions. But on the day of the big demonstration for the executives, a jealous colleague sabotaged the equipment causing a malfunction resulting in the death of a number of people, including the CEO. Utterly humiliated, Inche was fired and spent 10 years in prison for manslaughter. However, he engineered an escape from prison and used his robotic arm genius to remake himself into...THE PINCHER, swearing revenge on a society that mocked and betrayed him.
I’d like to imagine that his fascination with mechanical appendages started when he was young, going to the arcade.
He went there almost everyday trying his luck on the claw machine, but no matter how much he practiced, no matter how much money he spent on it, he never won anything. You can’t get better at the machine. It is rigged. The game picked in advance who should win. Success is predetermined, and the only way to change that is to break the metaphorical glass window separating you from your prize.
I’d like to imagine that his fascination with mechanical appendages started when he was young, going to the arcade.
He went there almost everyday trying his luck on the claw machine, but no matter how much he practiced, no matter how much money he spent on it, he never won anything. You can’t get better at the machine. It is rigged. The game picked in advance who should win. Success is predetermined, and the only way to change that is to break the metaphorical glass window separating you from your prize.
>young peter is taken ARMCON,right between hell alley and ace chemicals >Waynetech surgical demonstration with their new [NOT DAVINCI] surgical system >It's the most marvelous thing he's ever seen >Autism unlocked >Right after Peter sees Joe Chill is stealing one of those units >Asks his parents to help him chase after it >His mother is crushed under it,Dr. Wayne tries to confront the situation >Sees talent in the newly orphaned Incher,promises to train him to be a bright engineer >However Peter's widowed father becomes embittered,takes away all the sharp stuff so he doesn't cut off his arms >Years later, The Pincher's last pinch >Batman confronts him in his dying breaths >Shows him the same outdated,rusty [NOT DAVINCI] surgery robot arm >Tfw it does surgery in a grape
>The fishing pole with the T-Rex head
That’s beautiful
10 months ago
Anonymous
>beforehand Batman assumed he was going to have sugrey preformed upon him >The dying Pincher pulls out a perfectly preserved grape out of the toy t-rex's jaw >Throughout the whole storyline purple was highlighted
10 months ago
Anonymous
Great shit
10 months ago
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I'm gonna say it. Pincher's last Pinch was Alan Moore's best work. The Killing Joke, a close second.
You can definitely see the similarities between Pincher and Rorschach, hell, when Pincher was singing the Ohio Express song "Pinch me," before the last fight with Batman, I won't lie, I shed a tear.
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Holy FRICK and I thought the George Pinch-stanza version from Batman Triumphant was the limit.
Sigh,reminds me of the >“NOTHINGS BEYOND MY GRASP”
fad from ytmnd.
Though I gotta say I was hooked on the teaser trailer of him sitting on the Riddler’s Diner seat with a Dino toy by his side when he listens to Police Cars wail by. And the lights flicker across his face before revealing the “P” logo was a nice touch too.
Still thinking about when he tries to pinch Batman’s mask off,only for his prosthetic arm to give away,I wonder if they will adapt it in the new movie.
>Those cops should have their penises shrunk for getting humiliated like that.
They're cops, their dicks are already way too small, shrinking it is just turning it into a vegana
wasnt expecting the thread to go in this direction, but you have my attention
The Pincher’s TRUE power is that the pinches onto your wiener and shoves it up your body. And sometimes if he’s feeling really frisky he pinched veganas and stretches them into a hyena pseudo penises
>Those cops should have their penises shrunk for getting humiliated like that.
They're cops, their dicks are already way too small, shrinking it is just turning it into a vegana
Based vigilante exposing the poor training of Chicago police
>Those cops should have their penises shrunk for getting humiliated like that.
They're cops, their dicks are already way too small, shrinking it is just turning it into a vegana
>shrinking it is just turning it into a vegana
wasnt expecting the thread to go in this direction, but you have my attention
there's a strictly Japanese form of schizophrenia about your penis turning inwards, it's called koro, goro, something like that
Please stop talking about my fetish, I can't jerk off right now.
Not to mention those dino grabbers could not even fit around most pistols. Let alone support their weight. You'd need one of the big claw ones with the yellow handle, black shaft, and red pincer thing.
You mean little miss one day away from turning into a second Doctor Eggman?
One day with the Pincher and she’ll be cackling in a lair and building a robot army to get back at him
>The fishing pole with the T-Rex head
That’s beautiful
>beforehand Batman assumed he was going to have sugrey preformed upon him >The dying Pincher pulls out a perfectly preserved grape out of the toy t-rex's jaw >Throughout the whole storyline purple was highlighted
>beforehand Batman assumed he was going to have sugrey preformed upon him >The dying Pincher pulls out a perfectly preserved grape out of the toy t-rex's jaw >Throughout the whole storyline purple was highlighted
Personally I feel the earlier panels of the vaguely purple shape being placed under the creaking surgical machine was a bit too much and bogged down the pacing but otherwise it was better than the killing joke. And the animated adaptation didn't dissapoint.
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I'm gonna say it. Pincher's last Pinch was Alan Moore's best work. The Killing Joke, a close second.
You can definitely see the similarities between Pincher and Rorschach, hell, when Pincher was singing the Ohio Express song "Pinch me," before the last fight with Batman, I won't lie, I shed a tear.
I gotta be honest,I usually hate her music but Billie Eilish's somber cover of Pinch Me was chilling. I can't wait for Ryan Gosling's interpretation of the character in The Batman Part 2
10 months ago
Anonymous
Agggh don’t remind me
The wait is killing me
The first movie was good, but everyone knows anything media the pincher touches turns to gold so you know it’s gonna be great
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I'm gonna say it. Pincher's last Pinch was Alan Moore's best work. The Killing Joke, a close second.
You can definitely see the similarities between Pincher and Rorschach, hell, when Pincher was singing the Ohio Express song "Pinch me," before the last fight with Batman, I won't lie, I shed a tear.
Moore took what worked for the killing joke,and expanded upon it with a more heartfelt,less meanspirited deconstruction with acted as a parody of his pervious work but also a warm embrace for the fans. At first I found the Penny Pincher arc but it really grew onto me she was adopted into the Joker clan as a reverse oracle. And Stella Zativik and Penny being Peter’s enabling yet demanding parents in Gotham just felt satisfying. I really like how they implemented the “former child genius” and codependency aspect of the Pincher’s character arc.
You remember episode of the powerpuff girls when the Mayor is in a Hot Air Balloon punching people with a retractable Boxing glove?
I keep imagining that with this guy, but stealing purses and wallets
>last time I went on Cinemaphile nothing but terrible threads >today check Cinemaphile >find nothing but good an gold every thread
It's like the phase of the moon or something?
Seinfeld's depiction of people being petty to the point of psychosis either predicted the future or just tried to warn people of what some people were like before they would have access to the world through the internet
>it's just a humorous take how middle class israelites in NY talk and act like, every actor and writer is a israeli New Yorker
its more than that. The writers knew the characters were abnormally selfish horrible people. Thats why they went to prison in the final.
The writers were surprised that some veweres were not aware that most of the cast were genuinely shitty people.
10 months ago
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They ended up cartoon characters in the end, flanderized to hell and back, but they started out as "normal" people with some quirks, particularly Elaine.
The later seasons are particularly jarring, I assume that was after Larry David left, believable social situations were thrown-out for simpsons level inanity.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Didn't Jason Alexander ask after George to Larry David and how he was just fricking awful?
10 months ago
Anonymous
He complained about the scene, something to the effect, "No human being would act like this!," and Larry told him that was based on what he exactly did...
People always say this about Seinfeld, but in the finale when they use examples, one of them is the soup nazi testifying against them, and in the end, the soup nazi really was an butthole and the person he's based on is an butthole.
Honestly, it's just funnier. Regular grabber can work for the gritty Nolan remake. The absurdity of the original needs either the T Rex Head, Shark Head or punching blovs extenders. Or some clmbinatjon thereof.
>gotham police at a robbery crime scene where some priceless gem was stolen >batman comes out of the shadows behind the commissioner and spooks him >"Oh! Its you.......I hate it when you do that." >Batman silently looks over the scene >Gordan says "We've never seen anything like this before. Somebody made it in, stole the gem, and made it out without setting off any alarms. The only thing left behind are these tiny bite marks all over everything. Some even right into steel......Did they have an animal with them?" >Batman glares >".......The Pincher"
>I once heard that the Pincher tried to pinch Batman's balls >And what happened? >I don't know man, but between you and me, I think Catwoman's been hittin' harder
>Pictured: Batman comic cover with the subtitle "The return of The Pincher!" >Featured on the cover is the Pincher, with a suspicious grin on his face, using one of these pinching sticks to pick up garbage into a bag >Also on the cover is a bewildered but cautious Batman looking at the Pincher, while saying "The Pincher Pinching litter off the streets of Gotham? Could it be that my once fiendish adversary has taken a turn for the good, or is this all apart of some devious plot?"
>That episode where the Pincher upgraded the teeth in his dino grabber to Kryptonite teeth
I still don't know how he managed to steal those. Was it from Batman?
>It's just a mini paralyzation canister that's calibrated to the Pincher's pincher's grooves
Agggh don’t remind me
The wait is killing me
The first movie was good, but everyone knows anything media the pincher touches turns to gold so you know it’s gonna be great >Ryan Gosling is UNRECOGNIZABLE as The Pincher (exclusive CBR interview) >"You know I still had that Kenergy going,and with all that Barbminheimer craze you know I had to channel that into the pincher" >"Pink,Grey,and blowing up all over" >"But I also wanted to the 'min' of it so I started playing the Pikmin series,as we all know it's The Pincher's favorite game" >"With the tiny hands grabbing and what not" >"And I found that Louie's actions helped be get into the mindset of the Pincher more" >"Louie is,as my fans say 'literally me' but he's also 'literally' the pincher too if you think about it"
Knowing how protective Jason Alexander was of the Pincher’s role I’m really surprised Ryan got the blessing.
Hell,he even reprised the gay New 52 Stella Zativik interation on the CW
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Knowing how protective Jason Alexander was of the Pincher’s role I’m really surprised Ryan got the blessing.
Hell,he even reprised the gay New 52 Stella Zativik interation on the CW
>leaked script >Peter Zativik was layed off from Waynetech defense department after the flooding incident >becomes a copycat killer of the riddler >takes more so after the BTK killer >assaults and disfigures (and implied rapping of) those who he sells to as a triple life black market arms dealer >doesn’t really have a gimmick of his own so he leaves cryptic poetry with a singular stylized P at the end of it >nicknamed “the pincher” due to how he binds his victims and the neatly folded sonnets he leaves behind >gets upset that he isn’t caught by Battinson/ being laughed at for his writings ,goes insane >decides to go all in in the pincher theme,gets a suit, makes novelty and weaponized pincher toys >this represents Gotham’s transformation from a brooding criminal empire to America’s greatest freakshow
Pincherbros… is it kino?
>”looks like you’re pressed between a rock and a hard place” >he only implies pinching puns >this is supposed to imply how he is a half hearted imitation of an already pathetic individual
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[...] >leaked script >Peter Zativik was layed off from Waynetech defense department after the flooding incident >becomes a copycat killer of the riddler >takes more so after the BTK killer >assaults and disfigures (and implied rapping of) those who he sells to as a triple life black market arms dealer >doesn’t really have a gimmick of his own so he leaves cryptic poetry with a singular stylized P at the end of it >nicknamed “the pincher” due to how he binds his victims and the neatly folded sonnets he leaves behind >gets upset that he isn’t caught by Battinson/ being laughed at for his writings ,goes insane >decides to go all in in the pincher theme,gets a suit, makes novelty and weaponized pincher toys >this represents Gotham’s transformation from a brooding criminal empire to America’s greatest freakshow
Pincherbros… is it kino?
Holy FRICK and I thought the George Pinch-stanza version from Batman Triumphant was the limit.
Sigh,reminds me of the >“NOTHINGS BEYOND MY GRASP”
fad from ytmnd.
Though I gotta say I was hooked on the teaser trailer of him sitting on the Riddler’s Diner seat with a Dino toy by his side when he listens to Police Cars wail by. And the lights flicker across his face before revealing the “P” logo was a nice touch too.
10 months ago
Anonymous
He complained about the scene, something to the effect, "No human being would act like this!," and Larry told him that was based on what he exactly did...
I know he’s just the not Penguin analogue to Tommy Lee Kobe’s not Joker Two-Face,but Jason played Scarecrow’s fowl in the Pincher really well. More than just a meme machine I might add.What sucked is that the comics gave him the purple hair up until the Nolanverse. It only worked for the Triumphant costume and that’s it. Shame Pincherposting never really caught on like Sneed or Son of the Mask did in 2018.
10 months ago
Anonymous
What pisses me off is how the Henson guys did this amazing animatronic work on the Pincher’s grabbers yet it all got covered up on shitty cgi. And years befor rami/Molina Doctor Octopus as well! It would’ve been a travesty of Jason’s performance wasn’t so damn charming.
10 months ago
Anonymous
[...] >leaked script >Peter Zativik was layed off from Waynetech defense department after the flooding incident >becomes a copycat killer of the riddler >takes more so after the BTK killer >assaults and disfigures (and implied rapping of) those who he sells to as a triple life black market arms dealer >doesn’t really have a gimmick of his own so he leaves cryptic poetry with a singular stylized P at the end of it >nicknamed “the pincher” due to how he binds his victims and the neatly folded sonnets he leaves behind >gets upset that he isn’t caught by Battinson/ being laughed at for his writings ,goes insane >decides to go all in in the pincher theme,gets a suit, makes novelty and weaponized pincher toys >this represents Gotham’s transformation from a brooding criminal empire to America’s greatest freakshow
Pincherbros… is it kino?
The one saving grace is that they added the backstory that he was a black market arms dealer to the rogue’s gallery into the canon. You literally cannot separate (or perhaps depinch) it from the Pincher’s mythos now.
10 months ago
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Moore took what worked for the killing joke,and expanded upon it with a more heartfelt,less meanspirited deconstruction with acted as a parody of his pervious work but also a warm embrace for the fans. At first I found the Penny Pincher arc but it really grew onto me she was adopted into the Joker clan as a reverse oracle. And Stella Zativik and Penny being Peter’s enabling yet demanding parents in Gotham just felt satisfying. I really like how they implemented the “former child genius” and codependency aspect of the Pincher’s character arc.
For what joker is to Batman’s strategizing and dedication to changing the world the Pincher is to his love of gadgets and preservation instincts. It’s no wonder why both villains are some of the most iconic, though I feel the Pincher fits the more ground level aesthetics which can be easily translated to more cosmic adventures.
Make him Lupin, but for Superman
what would Pincher be like in this new show?
I never liked how they adapted The Pincher for supes at first but having him act as a sort of “reverse Batman” really works. The only damn problem is the same with lime wire where they just dyed a hipster’s hair purple the Harley Quinn show did a better adaptation and they even got Jason Alexander to reprise. I only wish they did more Green Arrow stories like in the mid 90s but I guess pinching super sonic Arrows out of the air and planting drugs with grabbers looses its punch after a while.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It does feel like Flyclops energy
Cinemaphile was better when it was full of drawgays, and before those drawgays got so much smoke blown up their ass they turned into buttholes, or rather bigger buttholes than they were.
Half of them trooned out though, big sad.
I know Doctor Pincherpuss would’ve made more sense for the amalgam,but the Flyclopincher design really clicked you know?
Who would win : the Pincer or Nick o' Teen?
Pincher would pinch the tobacco out of Nick’s hands and give them to the impressionable children himself,to fund the treatment for his dying father.
10 months ago
Anonymous
They had some bullshit excuse that it was "too scary for young audiences". Would've loved to see the animatronics in action
10 months ago
Anonymous
The P symbol reminds me of the fricked up samurai Jack hand post
>Batman? This is Rob. Rob Liefeld. >The comic book artist? How'd you find this comm channel? >I have contacts. I-I have found a way to defeat the Pincher >*Batman squints* What would that be? >Pouches, Batman. Belts and pouches everywhere. >Just like Cable... He's unpinchable, I'll give you that >Let's bring back the 90s, Bruce >Wait a minute-
>Purloined pockets Batman, my utility belt is completely empty! >Mine too, I'm afraid. Yes my young ward, it seems that some time ago we fell afoul of one of Gotham's more insidious miscreants. The Pincher. >What do we do Batman? We don't have any of our tools to even find out where he's hiding. >Never fear, Robin, we still have our greatest tools which the Pincher could never hope to snatch from us. Our inquisitive instinct and detective minds. And we'll need to use them fast, there's no telling what that fiend could be doing with our tools in his extendable clutches.
>we still have our greatest tools which the Pincher could never hope to snatch from us. Our inquisitive instinct and detective minds
COME BACK HERE BRUCE, MY PINCERS CAN PICK UP ANYTHING. Someone post the fantastic 4 pic, I'm image banned
>Why did you do it, Pincher? Why did you have to take everything from those people! >Why? Because they had it, that's why. Everyone takes from everyone else. Money, food, taxes, respect... life, time, energy. Just taking, taking, TAKING! The world is a jungle and everyone is just taking bites out of one another, eating one another to strengthen themselves. >... >Well, now the jungle has a new apex predator. *Extends t-rex headed pincher to rooftop and starts ascending. Batman reaches for his grappling hook to chase him down but the holster is empty.*
I like the idea that he's a natural kleptomaniac, and the big "Oh shit" moment of his stories is when he starts stealing Batman's own gadgets off of him.
>Zach Synder's Pincher was just a frustrated guy shooting up the city because he was molested pinched by a priest as a kid >doesn't even use a pincher
why did he do this?
Retired from villainy (or is he?) and runs a very successful robotics / powerloader development firm. Big ol' clampers heaving material at construction sites, specialist rescue suits with the jaws of life for snipping into crashed vehicles, that sort of thing. But oh no! There's a new super armoured pincher on the scene, and he's too much for Bruce and Terry!
At the end the OG Pincher comes back and saves Terry by yoinking the power cell out the back, because hes a good kid. It turns out the new Pincher is an AI and it wants to make "dad" happy. Bruce and Terry confiscate the AI, but SOMEHOW they lose it by the time they get back to the cave. the final scene is the original Pincher working on a workbench on something technical, then the shadow of a dinosaur grabber mouth moving while Pincher II's voice speaks
Having PinchyPrime be Superboy Prime’s archrival was really genius actually. P.P. being more of a toy Collector guy with the ability to control actions and manipulate stories adds depth to the satire.
Cinemaphile was better when it was full of drawgays, and before those drawgays got so much smoke blown up their ass they turned into buttholes, or rather bigger buttholes than they were.
>and before those drawgays got so much smoke blown up their ass they turned into buttholes, or rather bigger buttholes than they were. >Half of them trooned out though, big sad
Yea... it had nothing to do with all the overall board toxicity and constant coomer requests.
Nope. it was "DA TROOOOOONS!"
Cinemaphile was better when it was full of drawgays, and before those drawgays got so much smoke blown up their ass they turned into buttholes, or rather bigger buttholes than they were.
Half of them trooned out though, big sad.
You're both wrong, it wasn't because of "Da Trannies" nor was because of "Da Cinemaphileomers"
it's because Cinemaphile is, generally, an awful, awful place to be
Pincher always strikes on St. Patrick’s day. Locked in Arkham the people think they’re safe until his drone army with dinosaur gravy arms and claw machine hooks punches and pick pockets all of them.
>crime alley, midnight >A scared woman runs alone, chased by unseen predator >Cornered, puts her back against the wall to face her attacker >from behind a garbage can a dino head pops out, pinches her purse and disappears back behind it in a flash >Behind the can she finds nothing, as the sinister cackle of The Pincher echos through Gotham
He would fit better in DC as an Arkham inmate.
>NO ASYLUM CAN HOLD THE PINCHER
Fricking kek
my sides
Beautiful
Tried to make it like from the 90's cartoon. Wanted to make the dog companions like from
but I can't draw them for shit.
All really well done art this is a blessed thread
excellent work anon, that design is amazing
can't believe Bruce Timm browses Cinemaphile
I can, the man is a coomer through and through.
needs a dinosaur hand
That’s his other hand
I gotta say I prefer this design. The dinosaur grabber is funny, but this design feels like it came straight out of a real batman episode.
Really feels like one of those C-List Villains who appear rarely but are usually great when they do, like King Clock, or Calendar Man, or Killer Moth.
I like the idea that the design of the pincher correlates to the strength of it. So a T-Rex pincher has the pinching strength of a T-Rex’s jaw, etc. so the non animal ones are better for less destructive finesse pinching.
wonderful, please do try and draw the dogs
Is he another failed lex luthor experiment that wants to kill lex, but hates superman also for some reason?
top lel
>arrest him
>he pinches the keys somehow
>lets himself out
>my face
>"Batman, he's getting away, where do you think he'll be heading?"
>"Hmmm...when he was making his escape, I overheard the Pincher talking about GrabTech Industries."
>"You mean the same one that had the horrific robotic arms incident a few years back by a scientist named...it's on the tip of my tongue...PETER INCHE!"
>"Precisely, but there were rumors that the entire operation was sabotaged. During his time in prison, the warden noted that Dr. Inche had a fascination with making toy grabbers out of scraps he would find lying around the prison. The day after Peter Inche escaped and was claimed to have departed Gotham, was the same day the Pincher made his first dastardly appearance."
>"Holy guacamole Batman! You don't mean..."
>"Yes Boy Wonder, Dr. Peter Inche never left Gotham, he only went by a new, more villainous pseudonym. And I believe I know where his next target is."
>Hello Batman, we got a report that someone has pinched the blueprints for an industrial claw from the GrabCo!
He would steal the guards keys.
>”it’s over pincher, give up”
>*pinches a batarang out of the air
>”oh Batman, it’s not over
>*pinches himself to the side of a helicopter and flys away
>IT’S ONLY JUST BEGUN!
What would be Batman’s contingency plan for this guy? Go back to time to make it so the dinosaurs never existed? That way no one would ever design a dino grabber.
>Damian fights pincher
>Pincher uses superior reach to pinch Damian's ear and take him down easily
>Bat's ears are covered
Oh no!
>pinches nipples
>Go back in time to make it so the dinosaurs never existed?
>The pincher starts using a shark head toy pincher to commit crimes instead of a dinosaur pincher
You don’t have a pinch of a chance of stopping me, Batman.
so fricking glorious. thanks Cinemaphile for still having your moments
His tragic past is he wore orange on St. Patrick’s day as a kid he was punched by everyone he ran into that day. His parents had so much fun with that they went out of there way to make sure he didn’t have any green for the next 5 years. He snapped and like Batman became his greatest fear he is the pincher.
fricking beautiful
The only good posts on Cinemaphile right now
He's more a Flash Rogue; normie with stupid gadget that is preposterously effective.
Can the Speedforce match the Pinchforce?
I'm 50/50 on if he'd end up joining Section 8
Section 8 are, albeit incompetent; heroes. He'd be their recurring villain.
What’s his origin ?
>Dr. Peter Inche was an expert in robotic manipulators and had developed a revolutionary new robotic arm to be deployed on satellites that would save his company millions. But on the day of the big demonstration for the executives, a jealous colleague sabotaged the equipment causing a malfunction resulting in the death of a number of people, including the CEO. Utterly humiliated, Inche was fired and spent 10 years in prison for manslaughter. However, he engineered an escape from prison and used his robotic arm genius to remake himself into...THE PINCHER, swearing revenge on a society that mocked and betrayed him.
This needs to be a thing.
Brilliant
honestly this sounds fun. he's gotta try and get revenge on the guy who fricked up his life, right?
>Dr. Peter Inche
I’d like to imagine that his fascination with mechanical appendages started when he was young, going to the arcade.
He went there almost everyday trying his luck on the claw machine, but no matter how much he practiced, no matter how much money he spent on it, he never won anything. You can’t get better at the machine. It is rigged. The game picked in advance who should win. Success is predetermined, and the only way to change that is to break the metaphorical glass window separating you from your prize.
>I’d like to imagine that his fascination with mechanical appendages started when he was young
Around the time Treasure Planet came out
those shoes are finding it really funny too
>young peter is taken ARMCON,right between hell alley and ace chemicals
>Waynetech surgical demonstration with their new [NOT DAVINCI] surgical system
>It's the most marvelous thing he's ever seen
>Autism unlocked
>Right after Peter sees Joe Chill is stealing one of those units
>Asks his parents to help him chase after it
>His mother is crushed under it,Dr. Wayne tries to confront the situation
>Sees talent in the newly orphaned Incher,promises to train him to be a bright engineer
>However Peter's widowed father becomes embittered,takes away all the sharp stuff so he doesn't cut off his arms
>Years later, The Pincher's last pinch
>Batman confronts him in his dying breaths
>Shows him the same outdated,rusty [NOT DAVINCI] surgery robot arm
>Tfw it does surgery in a grape
>The fishing pole with the T-Rex head
That’s beautiful
>beforehand Batman assumed he was going to have sugrey preformed upon him
>The dying Pincher pulls out a perfectly preserved grape out of the toy t-rex's jaw
>Throughout the whole storyline purple was highlighted
Great shit
I'm gonna say it. Pincher's last Pinch was Alan Moore's best work. The Killing Joke, a close second.
You can definitely see the similarities between Pincher and Rorschach, hell, when Pincher was singing the Ohio Express song "Pinch me," before the last fight with Batman, I won't lie, I shed a tear.
Still thinking about when he tries to pinch Batman’s mask off,only for his prosthetic arm to give away,I wonder if they will adapt it in the new movie.
Nice.
Florida Man better watch out, a new player approaches.
Those cops should have their penises shrunk for getting humiliated like that.
>Those cops should have their penises shrunk for getting humiliated like that.
They're cops, their dicks are already way too small, shrinking it is just turning it into a vegana
>shrinking it is just turning it into a vegana
wasnt expecting the thread to go in this direction, but you have my attention
there's a strictly Japanese form of schizophrenia about your penis turning inwards, it's called koro, goro, something like that
So that small they have It?? No wonder they Will go extinct, they are the pandas of "la raza humana"
The Pincher’s TRUE power is that the pinches onto your wiener and shoves it up your body. And sometimes if he’s feeling really frisky he pinched veganas and stretches them into a hyena pseudo penises
Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man Me thinks?
>hyena pseudo penises
wtf are you talking about
Look it up, he's not lying
Also ducks have corkscrew wieners
In short, the clitoris of a female spotted hyena looks and functions almost exactly like the penis of a male hyena.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoris#Spotted_hyenas
is it more like a pocket pussy?
How horrifying
It's not real.
>T. cop who got PINCHED
Ok, pigger
Please stop talking about my fetish, I can't jerk off right now.
Anon your dick Is shrinking as we spwak, take care of It unless you want a vegana, gay.
No, mine isn't, yours i... aw, frick, I'm hard.
that's fricking hilarious
Based vigilante exposing the poor training of Chicago police
Chicago PD can't afford retention holsters?
Not to mention those dino grabbers could not even fit around most pistols. Let alone support their weight. You'd need one of the big claw ones with the yellow handle, black shaft, and red pincer thing.
Whoa look out we've got a pincher nerd over here!
this reminded me of Treasure Planet guy
You underestimate the power of sheer skill
>Tim Burton's Pincher
>
I need this with sound.
it's extremely funny with sound
chicago pd are the biggest morons on the planet
What's the problem? He disarmed notorious dangerous individuals in a non lethal way.
Tfw the T-Rex in the batcave was when Pincher tried to make an oversized dino grabber
IT ALL MAKES SENSE HOLY FRICK
>Do you know why does superman pinch his nose during sex Batman?
>It’s because he doesn't like the smell of burning rubber!
Now would be the time for an artist to make art of the pincher to cement this in Cinemaphile history
Are there even any capes in 616 Marvel Chicago?
Iron Heart.
You mean little miss one day away from turning into a second Doctor Eggman?
One day with the Pincher and she’ll be cackling in a lair and building a robot army to get back at him
>My my, Batman, it seems you've found yourself in quite a...PINCH
Does he have henchmen?
the Pincher's Pinschers, he's trained them to steal
>Nick and Pilfer
Great names
gold
crabs
>Uses his Dino Grabber to take off Clark Kent's glasses revealing his secret ID
its over bros
>Pincher! You promised you'd let them go!
>Ah, didn't your parents teach you to take the words of a supervillain with a pinch of salt?
What a gigachad holy shit
>haha maybe if we copy Florida Man memes people will forget our city is a death factory run by clowns
why doesn't Batman just kill the pincher?
>implying the pincher can be killed
Why doesn't Batman just rape the pincher?
I think his name should be Snatch-A-Saurus
I couldn't do better with the time I had. Could say I had to do it in a pinch
Careful! They're retractable!
Beautiful
>"Huh? You don't like that Batman? Do I detect a pinch of salt?"
oh so that's why there is a t-rex on the batcave.
amazing
I like your drawings, you've got a cartoonist's handwriting
What's your favorite Pincher story?
Please ignore the typo I just noticed lol
Whose bottom did he pinch first, Batgirl's or Robin's?
Why choose? He has two hands, two pinchers.
What did Moore mean by this?
Personally I feel the earlier panels of the vaguely purple shape being placed under the creaking surgical machine was a bit too much and bogged down the pacing but otherwise it was better than the killing joke. And the animated adaptation didn't dissapoint.
I gotta be honest,I usually hate her music but Billie Eilish's somber cover of Pinch Me was chilling. I can't wait for Ryan Gosling's interpretation of the character in The Batman Part 2
Agggh don’t remind me
The wait is killing me
The first movie was good, but everyone knows anything media the pincher touches turns to gold so you know it’s gonna be great
I can’t believe DC killed him.
Moore took what worked for the killing joke,and expanded upon it with a more heartfelt,less meanspirited deconstruction with acted as a parody of his pervious work but also a warm embrace for the fans. At first I found the Penny Pincher arc but it really grew onto me she was adopted into the Joker clan as a reverse oracle. And Stella Zativik and Penny being Peter’s enabling yet demanding parents in Gotham just felt satisfying. I really like how they implemented the “former child genius” and codependency aspect of the Pincher’s character arc.
You remember episode of the powerpuff girls when the Mayor is in a Hot Air Balloon punching people with a retractable Boxing glove?
I keep imagining that with this guy, but stealing purses and wallets
basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedv
This is so great
Tried to find this article, and it looks like this is fake. That's a real shame.
I guess the takeaway here is to always take what you see on the internet with a...
nah, he just stole the server that the article on it
and all the backups
>last time I went on Cinemaphile nothing but terrible threads
>today check Cinemaphile
>find nothing but good an gold every thread
It's like the phase of the moon or something?
>God this thread is amazing.
Seinfeld's depiction of people being petty to the point of psychosis either predicted the future or just tried to warn people of what some people were like before they would have access to the world through the internet
it's just a humorous take how middle class israelites in NY talk and act like, every actor and writer is a israeli New Yorker
>it's just a humorous take how middle class israelites in NY talk and act like, every actor and writer is a israeli New Yorker
its more than that. The writers knew the characters were abnormally selfish horrible people. Thats why they went to prison in the final.
The writers were surprised that some veweres were not aware that most of the cast were genuinely shitty people.
They ended up cartoon characters in the end, flanderized to hell and back, but they started out as "normal" people with some quirks, particularly Elaine.
The later seasons are particularly jarring, I assume that was after Larry David left, believable social situations were thrown-out for simpsons level inanity.
Didn't Jason Alexander ask after George to Larry David and how he was just fricking awful?
He complained about the scene, something to the effect, "No human being would act like this!," and Larry told him that was based on what he exactly did...
People always say this about Seinfeld, but in the finale when they use examples, one of them is the soup nazi testifying against them, and in the end, the soup nazi really was an butthole and the person he's based on is an butthole.
Seething
Come up with an actual argument.
>”having fun on Cinemaphile? Better start posting the funny beard and glasses face”
oh no he didn't reply to me, guess I won't get that heckin karma now
Enjoying things is CRINGE! Everyone must conform and be miserable!
Forced content is still forced
I'm sorry your board is nothing but repetitve porn dumps but feigning excitement is not going to fix anything
Your board doesn’t exist anymore lol
Swish
Got his ass
Why do you guys call anything sincerely organic and fun "forced" but you parrot and bump every actually forced meme?
How the frick is this organic
OP is literally "look at this tweet pls provide replies for me"
>Op forms the basis of a joke
>People in the trhead continue it
What more do you want, you jaded autistic son of a moron?
How is a Dino Grabber superior to a regular grabber?
Dinosaur on it
It's a dinosaur in addition to being a grabber.
His patented Dino grabber contains the full jaw strength of an adult Tyrannosaurus Rex.
humiliation factor
Honestly, it's just funnier. Regular grabber can work for the gritty Nolan remake. The absurdity of the original needs either the T Rex Head, Shark Head or punching blovs extenders. Or some clmbinatjon thereof.
He would be The Punisher's new arch nemesis until Jigsaw gets jealous and feeds him to an actual T-rex.
How long until he's power scaled to pinching people's heads?
He's already pinched apart an airplane.
With no survivors
He's already learned how to pinch the fabric of the universe.
God, it's so bullshit how he can just wormhole wherever he wants.
He already knows how to pinch concepts.
>Guy injects his arms with dinosaur DNA hoping to become a hybrid
>Instead a T-Rex head grows on each arm
..I swore I've actually read that before
>This is outrageous! His puns are more corny than mine! That’s it, I’ll put a cold snap on you!
>Dr Freeze, verses the Pincher? Looks like Gotham is going to get a bit 'nippy' tonight!
>gotham police at a robbery crime scene where some priceless gem was stolen
>batman comes out of the shadows behind the commissioner and spooks him
>"Oh! Its you.......I hate it when you do that."
>Batman silently looks over the scene
>Gordan says "We've never seen anything like this before. Somebody made it in, stole the gem, and made it out without setting off any alarms. The only thing left behind are these tiny bite marks all over everything. Some even right into steel......Did they have an animal with them?"
>Batman glares
>".......The Pincher"
Genius post
>Batman glares
>".......The Pincher"
>I once heard that the Pincher tried to pinch Batman's balls
>And what happened?
>I don't know man, but between you and me, I think Catwoman's been hittin' harder
frick
>after many appearances, we at DC are proud to take The Pincher in a brand new, heroic direction!
>Pictured: Batman comic cover with the subtitle "The return of The Pincher!"
>Featured on the cover is the Pincher, with a suspicious grin on his face, using one of these pinching sticks to pick up garbage into a bag
>Also on the cover is a bewildered but cautious Batman looking at the Pincher, while saying "The Pincher Pinching litter off the streets of Gotham? Could it be that my once fiendish adversary has taken a turn for the good, or is this all apart of some devious plot?"
Kek, that's shockingly close to the premise of this short.
Pincher and all.
nice
>grass glass you might say
>It's illegal to pick up trash near private property in this state, Pincher!
>Boo This Batman
What an butthole
Even Paulie thinks he taking it to far and he once killed a waiter for b***hing about his tip.
>That episode where the Pincher upgraded the teeth in his dino grabber to Kryptonite teeth
I still don't know how he managed to steal those. Was it from Batman?
Obviously he got that from Luthor.
Oh shit, why'd you make him hot?
Nice thread
The thumbnail looks like the guy is thinking about the ass of that girl from glitch techs, with thought bubble and everything
>du-dun
kino thread
The guy actually looks pretty good for a Florida-man type
Batman, quick! He's stolen a famous novelist's manuscript!
I was wondering what super power he must have had to let him get away alive, but that just may be white privilege.
>DC replaces OG Pincher for his daughter, Penny
>Pinches everything in Batman's utillity belt
How does he counter that? Is there perhaps a way to make things unpinchable?
Super Batglue.
Then comes the next arc where his pinching strength has increased and these old tricks don't work anymore.
>shocked look
>"I see you're starting a new fashion trend, Bats."
>are you sure this is going to come in handy?
>yeah, in a pinch
Or
>bat's plan to take him out in case he goes rogue it's called a conpinchency plan
Bat Pincher Repellant
>It's just a mini paralyzation canister that's calibrated to the Pincher's pincher's grooves
The wait is killing me
The first movie was good, but everyone knows anything media the pincher touches turns to gold so you know it’s gonna be great
>Ryan Gosling is UNRECOGNIZABLE as The Pincher (exclusive CBR interview)
>"You know I still had that Kenergy going,and with all that Barbminheimer craze you know I had to channel that into the pincher"
>"Pink,Grey,and blowing up all over"
>"But I also wanted to the 'min' of it so I started playing the Pikmin series,as we all know it's The Pincher's favorite game"
>"With the tiny hands grabbing and what not"
>"And I found that Louie's actions helped be get into the mindset of the Pincher more"
>"Louie is,as my fans say 'literally me' but he's also 'literally' the pincher too if you think about it"
Knowing how protective Jason Alexander was of the Pincher’s role I’m really surprised Ryan got the blessing.
Hell,he even reprised the gay New 52 Stella Zativik interation on the CW
fricking kek
>leaked script
>Peter Zativik was layed off from Waynetech defense department after the flooding incident
>becomes a copycat killer of the riddler
>takes more so after the BTK killer
>assaults and disfigures (and implied rapping of) those who he sells to as a triple life black market arms dealer
>doesn’t really have a gimmick of his own so he leaves cryptic poetry with a singular stylized P at the end of it
>nicknamed “the pincher” due to how he binds his victims and the neatly folded sonnets he leaves behind
>gets upset that he isn’t caught by Battinson/ being laughed at for his writings ,goes insane
>decides to go all in in the pincher theme,gets a suit, makes novelty and weaponized pincher toys
>this represents Gotham’s transformation from a brooding criminal empire to America’s greatest freakshow
Pincherbros… is it kino?
>”looks like you’re pressed between a rock and a hard place”
>he only implies pinching puns
>this is supposed to imply how he is a half hearted imitation of an already pathetic individual
Holy FRICK and I thought the George Pinch-stanza version from Batman Triumphant was the limit.
Sigh,reminds me of the
>“NOTHINGS BEYOND MY GRASP”
fad from ytmnd.
Though I gotta say I was hooked on the teaser trailer of him sitting on the Riddler’s Diner seat with a Dino toy by his side when he listens to Police Cars wail by. And the lights flicker across his face before revealing the “P” logo was a nice touch too.
I know he’s just the not Penguin analogue to Tommy Lee Kobe’s not Joker Two-Face,but Jason played Scarecrow’s fowl in the Pincher really well. More than just a meme machine I might add.What sucked is that the comics gave him the purple hair up until the Nolanverse. It only worked for the Triumphant costume and that’s it. Shame Pincherposting never really caught on like Sneed or Son of the Mask did in 2018.
What pisses me off is how the Henson guys did this amazing animatronic work on the Pincher’s grabbers yet it all got covered up on shitty cgi. And years befor rami/Molina Doctor Octopus as well! It would’ve been a travesty of Jason’s performance wasn’t so damn charming.
The one saving grace is that they added the backstory that he was a black market arms dealer to the rogue’s gallery into the canon. You literally cannot separate (or perhaps depinch) it from the Pincher’s mythos now.
For what joker is to Batman’s strategizing and dedication to changing the world the Pincher is to his love of gadgets and preservation instincts. It’s no wonder why both villains are some of the most iconic, though I feel the Pincher fits the more ground level aesthetics which can be easily translated to more cosmic adventures.
I never liked how they adapted The Pincher for supes at first but having him act as a sort of “reverse Batman” really works. The only damn problem is the same with lime wire where they just dyed a hipster’s hair purple the Harley Quinn show did a better adaptation and they even got Jason Alexander to reprise. I only wish they did more Green Arrow stories like in the mid 90s but I guess pinching super sonic Arrows out of the air and planting drugs with grabbers looses its punch after a while.
I know Doctor Pincherpuss would’ve made more sense for the amalgam,but the Flyclopincher design really clicked you know?
Pincher would pinch the tobacco out of Nick’s hands and give them to the impressionable children himself,to fund the treatment for his dying father.
They had some bullshit excuse that it was "too scary for young audiences". Would've loved to see the animatronics in action
The P symbol reminds me of the fricked up samurai Jack hand post
P is for Pinch
Extra zip ties.
>Batman? This is Rob. Rob Liefeld.
>The comic book artist? How'd you find this comm channel?
>I have contacts. I-I have found a way to defeat the Pincher
>*Batman squints* What would that be?
>Pouches, Batman. Belts and pouches everywhere.
>Just like Cable... He's unpinchable, I'll give you that
>Let's bring back the 90s, Bruce
>Wait a minute-
if The Pincher pinched Kryptofrick's Kryptonite Dick would it count as a handjob or a pinchjob?
it'd be a blowjob
>Purloined pockets Batman, my utility belt is completely empty!
>Mine too, I'm afraid. Yes my young ward, it seems that some time ago we fell afoul of one of Gotham's more insidious miscreants. The Pincher.
>What do we do Batman? We don't have any of our tools to even find out where he's hiding.
>Never fear, Robin, we still have our greatest tools which the Pincher could never hope to snatch from us. Our inquisitive instinct and detective minds. And we'll need to use them fast, there's no telling what that fiend could be doing with our tools in his extendable clutches.
Quick, we need to design a death trap for the Pincher.
>we still have our greatest tools which the Pincher could never hope to snatch from us. Our inquisitive instinct and detective minds
COME BACK HERE BRUCE, MY PINCERS CAN PICK UP ANYTHING.
Someone post the fantastic 4 pic, I'm image banned
>Pinches Green Lantern's ring
Heh, nothing pinchsonal.
What would a modern, gritty reinvention of the Pincher look like?
>Why did you do it, Pincher? Why did you have to take everything from those people!
>Why? Because they had it, that's why. Everyone takes from everyone else. Money, food, taxes, respect... life, time, energy. Just taking, taking, TAKING! The world is a jungle and everyone is just taking bites out of one another, eating one another to strengthen themselves.
>...
>Well, now the jungle has a new apex predator. *Extends t-rex headed pincher to rooftop and starts ascending. Batman reaches for his grappling hook to chase him down but the holster is empty.*
I like the idea that he's a natural kleptomaniac, and the big "Oh shit" moment of his stories is when he starts stealing Batman's own gadgets off of him.
genius
>Zach Synder's Pincher was just a frustrated guy shooting up the city because he was molested pinched by a priest as a kid
>doesn't even use a pincher
why did he do this?
because Snack Glider fundemntally doesn't understand what makes Superheroes great, Watchmen was a fluke
>He teams up with Slide and Hydroman to become the Wet Sticky Slippery bandits
>West
>Nolan
>Arkhamverse
>Sneeder
What's Batman Beyond's take on the Pincher and how does Terry deal with him
I'd call Burton for this, he'd make a great Pincher movie
Retired from villainy (or is he?) and runs a very successful robotics / powerloader development firm. Big ol' clampers heaving material at construction sites, specialist rescue suits with the jaws of life for snipping into crashed vehicles, that sort of thing. But oh no! There's a new super armoured pincher on the scene, and he's too much for Bruce and Terry!
At the end the OG Pincher comes back and saves Terry by yoinking the power cell out the back, because hes a good kid. It turns out the new Pincher is an AI and it wants to make "dad" happy. Bruce and Terry confiscate the AI, but SOMEHOW they lose it by the time they get back to the cave.
the final scene is the original Pincher working on a workbench on something technical, then the shadow of a dinosaur grabber mouth moving while Pincher II's voice speaks
Holy shit it really writes itself huh
It really does
>this entire thread
This is why I still come to this site.
>The Pincher have his own kid sidekick, "Pinchy"!
Having PinchyPrime be Superboy Prime’s archrival was really genius actually. P.P. being more of a toy Collector guy with the ability to control actions and manipulate stories adds depth to the satire.
This is the type of thread that would have anons shouting ' ARCHIVE THIS SHIT' back in '08.
Blessed.
Totally
It does feel like Flyclops energy
Cinemaphile was better when it was full of drawgays, and before those drawgays got so much smoke blown up their ass they turned into buttholes, or rather bigger buttholes than they were.
Half of them trooned out though, big sad.
Good times
>and before those drawgays got so much smoke blown up their ass they turned into buttholes, or rather bigger buttholes than they were.
>Half of them trooned out though, big sad
Yea... it had nothing to do with all the overall board toxicity and constant coomer requests.
Nope. it was "DA TROOOOOONS!"
You're both wrong, it wasn't because of "Da Trannies" nor was because of "Da Cinemaphileomers"
it's because Cinemaphile is, generally, an awful, awful place to be
Troons took best girl.
I really do hope someone screencaps the greentexts
Previously there was only one Cinemaphile character I wish was canon to DC, that being hope corgi. Now there are two
Cosmic Pincher when?
What sounds better? Cosmic Pincher or Emperor Picher?
Tengen Toppa Pinchen Laggan
YOURS IN THE GRABBER THAT WILL PINCH THE HEAVENS
UNLIMITED PINCHWORKS
Yooooo, in DC the beginning of the universe is with a giant hand making everything… now imagine Pincher making a new universe with the dino head
PINCHER OVER HEAVEN
>Krona's obsession started by seeing a giant dino pincher
Sounds perfect
Good lord
He can Amalgam any two creatures by pinching them together.
The Batman Who Pinches
ONCE I ROB GOTHAM’S NATIONAL BANK, THEY TOO WILL FEEL THE PINCH!
And his robot butler.
Are they related?
Bitter rivals from a job that went south.
I want to see a Baki the Grappler parody but with Peter the Pincher instead (basically he got the same feat as that Yakuza guy)
btw the pincher is of romanian origin
He was borne Petre Ioncu, but changed his name when he moved to the states.
you dont understand romanians are masters of pick pocketing
What about instead of a robotics engineer, he is a gifted inventor of novelty products which is partly why he decided to use them as his tools?
And Florida Man thought he was hot shit.
kys
Would giving him totally not Vulcan nerve pinch abilities be too cheesy?
Write his obligatory Arkham series side quest, if Firefly, Zsazs and Mad Hatter got one so can he.
Peter gets one of Bat's toys and he has to figure out where Peter is/get there with out it.
I like to think Pincher and Kiteman (hell yeah!) would be friends
Kiteman makes them fly, Pincher snatch the stuff
>The New Dynamic Duo
>that arc where the penny plunderer and the pincher fell into a vat of vat stuff and became the penny pincher
wtf was DC thinking?
...who
Dude, it's the Pincher. He's a classic Batman villain who has been around since like the 40s.
The guy needs pince nez glasses
Pincher always strikes on St. Patrick’s day. Locked in Arkham the people think they’re safe until his drone army with dinosaur gravy arms and claw machine hooks punches and pick pockets all of them.
what would Pincher be like in this new show?
Make him Lupin, but for Superman
Who would win : the Pincer or Nick o' Teen?
>anime adaptation of The Pincher is announced that they'll be using Nintendo Ultra Hand instead of dino grabber
Dropped
>crime alley, midnight
>A scared woman runs alone, chased by unseen predator
>Cornered, puts her back against the wall to face her attacker
>from behind a garbage can a dino head pops out, pinches her purse and disappears back behind it in a flash
>Behind the can she finds nothing, as the sinister cackle of The Pincher echos through Gotham
>shot of scared woman breathing heavily after running, dino head pops out from a hedge to her side like in the clever girl scene
He could be anywhere, lurking any shadow, poised to pinch
>pinchers could be here
>I HATE PINCHERS
please someone
Sometimes you're alright Cinemaphile
I hope someone turns the pincher thread into a cool video
this really is the best thread on this board right now