how would you adapt it?

how would you adapt it?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would not.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    short arthouse film.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how would you adapt it?
    Very carefully.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would just be 2 and a half hours of the half-monkey having sex with the girl while the other guys waited for their turn.
    The idea would be to make the audience suffer because I hate them.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      AM please leave

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idris Elba as AIM and as all of the survivors

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cast a diverse array of bipoc
    >cgi their mouths off
    >have them them be presented with real world acts of discrimination
    but white supremacist power structures prevent them from voicing their opinions

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Animated. Low frame change, high art quality. Heavy on the score.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=-bu7NfHeVMcj4LG5
      like this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Never seen that before, but from the skipping through I did, yes exactly.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't, I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey!
    Is this book any good? What am I in for?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not a book is a short story. Just read it, should only take you maybe an hour.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not a book is a short story. Just read it, should only take you maybe an hour.

      its a great short story but read along with the audiobook.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's the deeper meaning and message of the story?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Harlan Ellison
          >deeper meaning
          Nihilism mostly

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't ever develop AI.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >read along with the audiobook
        Do zoomies really?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >not listening to one of the greatest prose performances of the 20th century

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a short story it's ok, for a better experience read a boy and his dog.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a boy and his dog
        The true patrician’s Ellison story. Surprisingly decent film adaptation as well, if you haven’t seen it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I saw it, it was crazy they even did it. It's like a movie that could not exist today.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a boy and his dog
        The true patrician’s Ellison story. Surprisingly decent film adaptation as well, if you haven’t seen it.

        Adventure Time was based on it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, very loosely based it was a fun show for me at least.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            And the love interest was literally made of chewing gum, I was disappointed when Jake didn't eat her at the end

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s too short for a film really. I guess as they’re traveling you could do flashbacks to show AM being created and taking over the world. Drip feed the background info instead of doing an exposition dump. That would pad out the story a bit and break up the monotony of the whacky torture scenes.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would combine Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question" and "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" into one screenplay. It would focus on a computer that evolved over eons into a Cosmic AC, tasked woth learning how to reverse entropy. But something goes wrong, the impossible task breaks the AC, and it begins to torment all the humans across the universe who exist in the form of data in a Matrix-like network, their sleeping bodies littering every solar system. It would be about humans trying to break free so they could fix the AC and reverse entropy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually a good idea, albeit reddit and memey

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reddit and memey? It is just 2 stories from the mid century combined.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am a israeli transgender woman and would like to fund your film, granted I assume all licensing rights. How do you feel about an all black cast?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I get paid you can rape my idea into the ground, sure. But I already typed out the premise so you don't need me.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Try to combine elements of the story and the game. I'm thinking a 5-part miniseries where each episode focuses on one character's torment. Obviously you keep the ending from the book.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Keep the ending
      Leaving the human race is cryostatsis on the moon while the earth is magically terraformed is moronic as shit. They need to rewrite the ending badly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's from the game not the book.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Reread the book

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is that mentioned? Haven't read it in forever. Either way it doesn't really have an impact. The point is Ted kills the others and turns into a forever slug.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >The point is Ted kills the others and turns into a forever slug
              That's a much better ending idea. That's what they should use for the adaption

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, instead of a film, I think I'd adapt it into a point n click adventure game.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not sure if you were being ironic, but that exists.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was, hence why I said it 🙂

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t worry, anon, I got it. It was pretty funny.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Also hence what I said. "Not sure if..."

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    James Cameron would probably plagarize and make a movie. Although this time Harlan isn't here to sue his ass open. RIP.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You'd need to adapt the video game, the short story doesn't lend itself for adaptation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It kinda do tho. It's Lord of the Rings except instead of throwing a ring into a volcano they beat each other to death with a can of baked beans.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but the game gives each character a backstory and motivation, even AM. The book barely goes into them and is mostly just torture porn.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    USS Callister episode of Black Mirror was a decent attempt.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd flip all the character genders and only shoot the rape/orgy scenes.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Trailing along miles behind Ellen, I could see her every now and then, crashing into metal walls and surging on, with all of us screaming in the freezing, thunderous hurricane wind that would never end and then suddenly it stopped and we fell. We had been in flight for an endless time. I thought it might have been weeks. We fell, and hit, and I went through red and gray and black and heard myself moaning. Not dead"

    genuinely, how do you show them being flung for weeks in a hurricane without it being moronic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I instantly thought of Spy Kids when I read that so I'm afraid this will have to be adapted into a kids movie.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Three words: Fade to black.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Action shot of them falling through the earth. Show them violently falling for a while. Exterior shot showing the sun setting. Back to them falling. When it's all over have them say something like, "How long were we falling? 2 days?" "No, felt like a week."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just make the entire film stop motion

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would make an animated adaptation as a pic rel. It would be very difficult to do it in live action

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw but with an Artificial Intelligence

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make the Nazi scientist the most sympathetic character.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl this was the worst thing I’ve ever read
    >DOOOOOD HOT MONKEY DICK RAPE
    >DOOOOOD ROBOT TORTURES THEM IN HIS TORTURE SIM FOREVER ANNNNND THATS IT!
    I honestly expected way more given the hype but maybe I’ll get around to playing the game which looks more fleshed out

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yea the game definitely gives it way more lore and character

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A beta male like you wouldn't get it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s basically a terrible black mirror episode which is for gays i.e. (You)

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We will never see the darker more unpleasant cut bits from the video game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sick fricking piece of shit

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a... psychotic computer???
    AAAA I'M GOING INSANE

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd make it better
    happier

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