How would you ask him out?
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How would you ask him out?
How would you ask him out?
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sure. he cute. i want to fix him
There's nothing to fix though.
You can fix his pipe,
Yes. But why did you hate he is so fat? Why?
Find God
Pants him and slap his bare ass!
>Hey, wanna be my gym buddy?
And as soon as he enters I lock him up in there until he loses weight or dies from hunger.
How long have you been a psychopath?
All his life
>Latino grown in America
>Eww
I'd rather ask Stanley out.
I'd ask him out, as in ask him to get out. I'm not paying you overtime Soos. Come in early before work to finish what you didn't get done today.
Love old ass hehe
SHOW ME WHAT DEM TEEF DO
Kys
>White Soos
That's literally the guy Soos is based on. He's friends with Alex Hirsch. I firmly believe they fricked.
I hope he's still alive and didn't get vaccined.
shut up moron
If Soos took his shirt off multiple times in the show, chances are Hirsch had MANY sexual fantasies about Chambrot but kept it to himself.
Or! IRL Soos is one of those funny fat guys that's casual about nudity, and him and Alex had a couple of drunken experiments in college.
Where did you get that information Hirsch had gay sex with his fat friend? Does Hirsch looked like Bi-curious man to you?
Or harbored sexual thoughts for his chubby friend but didn’t put it into action.
Judging from the multiple fanservice shots, it’s pretty obvious. It’s too reoccurring to recognize it as “haha dumb fat man shirtless, LAUGH”
It's headcanon, but Hirsch has a lot of scantily clad fat guys in Gravity Falls, feels like a fetish insert.
Source?
i look like that
he's so fricking repulsive and pathetic
Soos is best enjoyed at a distance of at least 10 feet
He will die virgin lol. His 'girlfriend escaped so she would be safe.
I’d pass him a can of deodorant and make a big, vocal show of telling him how much he stinks and telling him to wash, referencing the fact he is mexican and doesn’t change his clothes and is generally immature
While I do this I laugh very loud at him not pausing to listen to his words of protest. If he hasn’t already ran off crying because he thinks and acts like he’s 5, I tell him now wonder he’s single if he’s this much of a repulsive pig
To which he will protest about his girlfriend across seas. I will call him a liar and he will show me a picture of her.
Now for my trump card. I will inform him that she is obviously way out of his league and stringing him along for pity/favors. That a girl like that would never have stayed loyal for some fat, overgrown, childish, stinky, obese lives-with-his-mum middle-aged mexican mutt she only met in person for 30 minutes total. I will inform him what any adult could tell him: that she is fricking other, better men abroad, and that no woman would blame her.
He will never recover from it and will kill himself that evening.
Where have you been all my life I keep asking women and people in general to degrade me like this despite being half of Soos's weight, but no one wants to.
it’s not fun when moids want it, then it’s gross cause I can tell you’re jacking off to it
>I keep asking women and people in general to degrade me like this
It's bc none of these ppl likes or loves you; they want you to be destroyed and dead.
Remember if someone asks you to take care of yourself the rude way, it's bc they like you. Think about that.
Huh that's pretty cool in it's own right.
Not even, I want it as motivation, I don't jack off to it, but I can't argue with Hitler trips.
W-will you b-be my boyfriend? (he wouldn't say no, right?)