its just controversial to be in a committed relationship in the jedi order. Its stated that theres always some old puritans on the council who pushes for celibacy but they are a vocal minority. The problem with Anakin/Padme was that they secretly eloped during a war while he was a padawan, they were planning on coming clean once the war was over.
Also Kid-adi-mundi has multiple wives and a bunch of children and he is on the council.
I thought the whole point of that was to give them virtually no attachments, so their family, wife and children cannot be used to turn them into gibbering Darkside wielding lunatics.
It doesn't matter though as you can apparently, go full Darkside, genocide millions and then just go >I feel weewy sad about dat... sowwy...
and you're instantly forgiven and get to be a Jedi Knight again.
>and you're instantly forgiven and get to be a Jedi Knight again.
But that’s not what happened. One person “forgave” him and it’s not even that he forgave him so much as he recognized he still had virtues despite his crimes.
I've had to beg for sex plenty of times and can confirm, girls find it to be the biggest turnoff (besides penises under 6.5 inches)
Why didn't Anakin just go to a galactic prostitutecruiser if he was so horny? I mean look at this geek. If he can get laid at a space brothel, so can Ani.
I would change nothing at all. Anakin is an autist who was raised by celibate monks so of course he sucks at flirting and Padme likes him because he is "bad".
If the point is that Anakin's fear of losing her is what drives him to the dark side, why have the "forbidden love" aspect in the first place? It adds nothing to the story. Also why make him a megalomaniacal butthole from the start too? Anakin should have just been an adult from the start and an unambiguous good guy for the first two movies at least until the cracks start showing.
Their love being forbidden makes it impossible for him to ask help for the jedi and in turn leaves an opening for Palpatine to manipulate him. Come on, it's fricking obvious.
It would be much better if Padme was overtly predatory/aggressive in the courting process, but obviously that's not gonna work with Star Wars' target demographic.
By giving Padme more personality and agency, for starters. Not every character can be developed to the fullest, but the fact she goes from "To be angry is to be human :)" about wholesale slaughter to righteous morning over the death of democracy (which her death also comes to parallel) is nonsensical. She's just a very stupid plot device in very stupid movies.
>goes berserk after finding out he's sexing a troony
This is actually much better and much more believable than i-need-to-protect-therefore-i-will-kill-the-one-i-want-to-protect.
I'd write it as if it was intentionally uncool 1950s style dialogue, the same way the 1970s film "Star Wars" was a throwback to cheesy old film serials.
I'd trust film audiences, even children, to understand this. Otherwise I'd listen to focus groups and researchers. Jar Jar could rap, Anakin could ride a skateboard, put Limp Bizkit on the soundtrack!
Make Anakin a grown up from Episode I, make them experience stuff together, imply the romance mostly through music. 12 year old boys don't want to see the gushy shit
He should use the Jedi mind trick to make her his sex slave, and when Kenobi saves her that's when he turns to the Dark Side.
Unironically
Film is for children
It's never too soon
i go back in time and remind george lucas that he cant write dialogue
Creepy sex looks.
Talk more about the physical properties of sand.
Add a rape scene
It feels like whatever happens Cinemaphile always want to add a rape scene
Less clothing.
Much, much less.
Get rid of the whole "jedi are sexless monks" shit and just let them frick each other.
its just controversial to be in a committed relationship in the jedi order. Its stated that theres always some old puritans on the council who pushes for celibacy but they are a vocal minority. The problem with Anakin/Padme was that they secretly eloped during a war while he was a padawan, they were planning on coming clean once the war was over.
Also Kid-adi-mundi has multiple wives and a bunch of children and he is on the council.
I thought the whole point of that was to give them virtually no attachments, so their family, wife and children cannot be used to turn them into gibbering Darkside wielding lunatics.
It doesn't matter though as you can apparently, go full Darkside, genocide millions and then just go
>I feel weewy sad about dat... sowwy...
and you're instantly forgiven and get to be a Jedi Knight again.
>and you're instantly forgiven and get to be a Jedi Knight again.
But that’s not what happened. One person “forgave” him and it’s not even that he forgave him so much as he recognized he still had virtues despite his crimes.
Kyp Durron destroyed an entire solar system and killed billions of people and later became a Jedi Master.
Oh my bad, I didn’t watch the sequels. I’m not a homosexual
They made sequels?
yeah but... he felt like... super bad after right?
Yea he said sorry and everything. And they were just imperials so its whatever.
I've had to beg for sex plenty of times and can confirm, girls find it to be the biggest turnoff (besides penises under 6.5 inches)
Why didn't Anakin just go to a galactic prostitutecruiser if he was so horny? I mean look at this geek. If he can get laid at a space brothel, so can Ani.
It's perfectly shit the way it is 🙂
He's better off fugging his wienertease apprentice
I wouldn't. Its fine as is. I suggest stop listening to Stoklasa and Gen-X cynical bullshit.
episode 1 anakin was insanely cute shota hot tho
go back in time and kill George Lucas in 1970
No. Go back in time and kill George Lucas a year before he sold Star Wars to Disney.
Clone Padme and make a naked Padme sex army
>attack of the sex clones
Reshooting the entire prequel trilogy. The entire thing is just fricked.
filtered
I would change nothing at all. Anakin is an autist who was raised by celibate monks so of course he sucks at flirting and Padme likes him because he is "bad".
If the point is that Anakin's fear of losing her is what drives him to the dark side, why have the "forbidden love" aspect in the first place? It adds nothing to the story. Also why make him a megalomaniacal butthole from the start too? Anakin should have just been an adult from the start and an unambiguous good guy for the first two movies at least until the cracks start showing.
Their love being forbidden makes it impossible for him to ask help for the jedi and in turn leaves an opening for Palpatine to manipulate him. Come on, it's fricking obvious.
>I WANT TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT
>proceeds to kill innocent children
bravo lucas
It would be much better if Padme was overtly predatory/aggressive in the courting process, but obviously that's not gonna work with Star Wars' target demographic.
3 boobs
By giving Padme more personality and agency, for starters. Not every character can be developed to the fullest, but the fact she goes from "To be angry is to be human :)" about wholesale slaughter to righteous morning over the death of democracy (which her death also comes to parallel) is nonsensical. She's just a very stupid plot device in very stupid movies.
But Natalie Portman was a smokeshow, anon. You don't need a three dimensional character when the actress is a smokeshow.
Include sex scenes.
Gay sex scenes please.
I'd make the princess secretely a troony and when anakin finds out he turns to the dark side.
>goes berserk after finding out he's sexing a troony
This is actually much better and much more believable than i-need-to-protect-therefore-i-will-kill-the-one-i-want-to-protect.
I'd recast Anakin as myself and then I'd write three films of unsimulated sex scenes with Natalie Portman in all those outfits
With... full penetration?
I'd do full penetration with Hayden anytime.
Yeah, and we show all of it. It'll be revolutionary
Swap their ages in TPM
Cast a different Anakin in episode one so the age difference wasn’t so large. Someone that wasn’t an annoying little shit would be a bonus.
>How would you change the Anakin-Padme romance?
Have Padme seduce, suck, and frick Ani in Phantom. No age changes. 45 minute sex scene.
I'd write it as if it was intentionally uncool 1950s style dialogue, the same way the 1970s film "Star Wars" was a throwback to cheesy old film serials.
I'd trust film audiences, even children, to understand this. Otherwise I'd listen to focus groups and researchers. Jar Jar could rap, Anakin could ride a skateboard, put Limp Bizkit on the soundtrack!
Maybe a flying skateboard, but it would be weird with the dark side wouldn't it ?
Maybe the Jedi could be roller bladers and the Sith could be skateboarders.
maybe give them more onscreen flirting or romantic scenes
otherwise their romance is one of the main reasons i like the prequels
I would change it so these awful films are never made in the first place.
Make Anakin a grown up from Episode I, make them experience stuff together, imply the romance mostly through music. 12 year old boys don't want to see the gushy shit