how would you escape, anon?

how would you escape, anon?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    not putting myself in there lol I get pretty drunk but never get that moronic

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stick fingernail into underside of zipper's slider
    >pull and open suitcase

    was this man moronic?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon please

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just keep screaming like a moron. She’ll get annoyed eventually

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, or at the very least she'll understand the severity of the situation

      "come one Ellen, I can't breathe baby" isn't very convincing to a scorned ex girlfriend when you're DYING, I mean jfc

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was trying to kill him and pass it off as an accident

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    QRD
    Is he a cuck or just easily tricked?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      both

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Two people in a mutually abusive relationship (both had been arrested for multiple domestic abuse charges against the other, but the charges were dropped every time). They purportedly had him go into the suitcase because it would be funny, and then left him in there and recorded several minutes of him begging to be let out and saying he was starting to have trouble breathing while she berated him and told him 'that's what you get' and shit, and then basically left him to die. She got caught in multiple lies when the police interrogated her, mostly because she didn't realize they'd found the recording until they confronted her with it.

      She's supposed to go on trial for second degree murder next month and there's rumors her lawyer is going to use a battered woman defense, which doesn't hold up particularly well when you remember the previously mentioned abuse charges against the guy (police records indicate she had been charged after beating and strangling the boyfriend).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This cant be true
        How can you die in a fricking suitcase, its just some cheap one too, its not like it is air tight sealed

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Places don't need to be completely airtight to lack enough oxygen for a human to survive. The little that'd make it in through the tiny gaps in the zip wouldn't be enough when combined with him filling the space with carbon dioxide he was breathing out. Same as when people were obsessing over that lost sub - you don't die because you've exhausted every last scrap of oxygen in the atmosphere. It becomes toxic long before that.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It was positional asphyxia from the tight space not allowing him to expand his lungs properly. I'm guessing his legs were tucked up and compressed against his chest. Something like pic related

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      look at

      what phenotype is this?

      Both of them were drunk as frick and possibly on other substances, meth seems likely given how both of them are aged way beyond their years.

      Also I love how the ex-husband, who appears relatively normal, came by to drop their kid off, and was completely unsurprised by the entire thing lol.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd punch holes for my arms to extend out of so I can hand walk over to my gf so she can wake up to a suitcase beating the shit out of her.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was huge and seek. Once he was found she would let him out. Easy

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always carrying a knife has been surprisingly handy in many situations, this little pickle would be one of them

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ummm I was high and it was an accident and he died while I was sleeping and I'm literally heckin neurodivergant
    How the FRICK did she not get off scot-free?

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    use my pocket knife.
    you do have a knife, right anon?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you probably wouldnt be able to move your arms to access or use it

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what phenotype is this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mexican ghoul

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      el chupacabra

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      santa maria madre de dios ruega por nosotros pecadores..... la luz extinguido.......

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This looks like one of those YouTube thumbnails for homosexuals where the eyes are enlarged

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      meth not even once

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Democrat voter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      jesus H it's probably an actual demon. dios mio

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Puerto homien

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not going into the suitcase in the first place? I mean I'm honestly amazed that the guy could fit I know he was meth skinny but seriously come on. Also I guess if that failed just break the fricking zipper.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do trannies love stories like this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you love trannies so much?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    use my anus knife of course

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >when that guy who worked for MI6 was found dead inside a suitcase at a hotel room, and they ruled it was suicide lmao

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all my suitcases got their zippers destroy by normal use alone
    >a full grown man couldn't rip that apart in a few secound
    I don't buy that at all.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide by suitcase?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't escape, I'd listen. And thats what nobody did.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do true crime podcasts leave out the fact that the Mexican guy was physically abusive to her and deserved to die?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, but hope she gets scot free and dates another Hispanic with soulless eyes and gets her throat cut open lol

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m more bothered by how disgusting the carpet is

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts on women named Sarah?

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