How would you fix Brie Larson's Captain Marvel? Can she even be saved at this point or is she beyond redemption?

How would you fix Brie Larson's Captain Marvel? Can she even be saved at this point or is she beyond redemption?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    -Add a clause to her contract that says she cant insult the customers
    -Make her smile more.
    This is only if i cant recast her, but a new casting choice would come with these changes too.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      I'd add, make her wear her old Ms Marvel Costume.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you can't handle some random b***h insulting you then maybe you're the problem

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if you can't handle some random b***h insulting you then maybe you're the problem

        Not everyone share the same fetishes you have, moron. Oops. I am not going to insult you, don't want to give you a boner

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Insults me
        >Expect me to give her money

        I'm not into that.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Simply one should never badmouth their own movie,and they should never actively turn anyone away form it either. They should try to get as many asses in as many seats as humanly possible and let people call it shit after they watched it and the studio has their money.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Supporting people that hate you is cuck behavior.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would just dumpster her. Never hire the actress, never use the character, she died on the way to her home planet, done.

      Second option would be recasting her with a less c**ty actress and rewriting the character to be more humble and likable. Third would be what this guy suggested.

      if you can't handle some random b***h insulting you then maybe you're the problem

      Only people with very specific fetishes give money to women who insult them.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >rewriting the character to be more humble and likable
        You would still have a boring brick that's everything people accuse Superman of being. If you were to keep her around, you would need a villain who would be both a physical and an emotional/personal threat and does not feel like a throwaway (aka which is what MCU villains are). Something like what Green Goblin was in NWH or Winter Soldier was in CA:TWS.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cosmic marvel is filled with top tier guys to give Superman a challenge. I never understood why in the hell regular ol Skrulls were the goto guys when Captain Marvel was announced. No K'Lrt or Paibok that can give her a good scarp. No Minerva either.

          The villain should have been someone like Blastaar, Maelstrom, Tyrant, Morg, Legacy, or Sphynx.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      -Make her be THICC and wear the leotard
      -Make her wear make-up
      -Make her be feminine
      -Make her have feminine hair
      -Make John Byrne write the script for the next movie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >-Add a clause to her contract that says she cant insult the customers

      Insult the customers?! What is this a fricking McDonald's?Grow a thicker skin , Snowflake and learn not to care so much about what rando celebrities think.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What is this a fricking McDonald's?
        No, it's Marvel, which is much less dignified than working the curly fry machine at McD's.

        >Grow a thicker skin
        No. It's they who need to grow and realize that they're in a position where they beg for our loose change. We don't need or want anything from them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing to fix, she's perfect

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go buy 100 million tickets

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make an interquel movie that actually shows what the frick she was doing all those years and why she was doing jack shit when Thanos was running around pillaging everyone. Her movie wasn't actually bad and was objectively financially successful, the reason why people stopped caring is because she noped out of Endgame until the very end for absolutely not reason, and because everything about her since her movie has been tell instead of show.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Garbage character
    Garbage actress
    Garbage fans

    I think you guys deserve her in her whole glory.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible, Brie Larson hates Carol Danvers as much as Rachel Zegler hates Snow White

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll be funny to see Barbie in a bathing suit making more money than Captain Carl Manvers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      get woke

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        make a billion dollars and have incels still making impotent seethe threads about you four and a half years later

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Proceed to have your sequel be about diversity hires and perpetually delayed for a year because Disney can't prop it up with an Avengers movie.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's going to make another Briellion and there is NOTHING you can do to stop it

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll look forward to your cope threads when it bombs like the rest

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Recast with Kristen Bell who is actually Cinemaphile with decent booba and a better actress.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      -show more skin
      -work out and get ripped
      -villains need to be as powerful if not stronger
      -need to be a part of a team or have a team-up with another powerful character, like beta ray bill silver surfer and captain marvel vs stardust and terrax
      -depict Rogue taking her powers
      -change up her costume to either something kree or binary after the brood fricked with her
      -crossover movie, like when she was binary in x-men unlimited #13 in the 90s
      -she's a captain, so have a space war movie, with legit military tactics and strategy and the main antagonist is a military leader on the other side
      -cannot be a mary sue, must have difficulties and shortcomings to work through
      -any respect she has is earned, not given

      she has a pretty large head but yeah you're right, she's hot and your response is straightforward

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you post a deepfake

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      MUH

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >incredibly unpopular comic character becomes an incredibly unpopular movie character
    Her character is actually almost fine. It's everyone around that character that needs to be fixed. In universe other characters should be calling her a b***h and an butthole and treating her appropriately. There should have been a comedy scene of Thanos punching her in the face and really hurts her and the camera cuts to Thor kind of cheers for a second before realizing now is not the time for that and jumps in to help fight side by side with her as they bicker with each other.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's so obvious they need to just lean into her natural b***h aura and they won't.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can't keep trying to force her as THE main heroine of the MCU and also lean into her being an unlikeable b***h.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they were trying to do that then they would've done literally fricking anything after her movie other than a glorified cameo in Endgame and an actual cameo in a Disney+ show.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Right she can't be a main character like Ironman/Captain America/Thor were. She needs to just be a side character who shows up every once in a while, is openly hated in universe by the other avengers, but they are forced to work with her, then the dynamic can work. I'm not sure MCU has enough likeable characters left to carry things and they'll probably start producing more flicks that bomb outside of Spider-man.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    she's perfect.
    it's weird to see so many little men on the internet with a hateboner for such a popular actress.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boner or hate boner, I'd give Brie some corrective dick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >she's perfect.
      Then why don't you post images of her?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        can't improve on perfection so speculative AI images will have to do. that's about the only thing AI should be used for.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Carlcucks are AIpajeets
          Oh no no no no no ahaAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She outsold the only female hero icon wonder woman. She doesn't need saving. Chuds just need less coping over the fact

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the villain of her story isn't the everyday male
    smile more
    hero story should literally be either one punch man or deku from MHA, anime literally does everything better

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOMMY

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you fix Brie Larson's Captain Marvel?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit her with a raygun that turns her into small Chinese girl.
    Call Brie racist if she opposes giving more roles to minorities.
    Then do "grown up in a child's body" comedy bits.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give her a puke scene

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I really can't see having Brie for the part in the first place. I would look for someone who is not so deadpan and monotone. she's like a blonde Wednesday Addams on screen. It's an over the top superhero movie about someone who fights villains in space, they need someone who's actually enthusiastic about the role.

    Carol is a reckless, hotheaded, airforce plane jockey. They need someone to punch first, faceroll into trouble without a single thought given to self preservation and make one liners while doing it. Brie is none of these things. I don't even know if she is physically capable of being these things.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All every live action female cape needs is some nice booba, a decent ass and some muscle, and maybe a smile every now and then. That's literally it.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    poast moar muscle brie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seconding. She's got the c**ty atitude down. Imagine if she could beat you up.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bring Karla in, and let her break the shit out of Carol at a psychological level so she gets humbled. Only after being knocked down to earth she can start working her way to becoming likable and a hero. Or have Rogue show up and render her powerless for most of the movie. Either way, Carol needs an ego check just like Thor or Tony. Because otherwise she's just this wienery, super powerful woman who doesn't take shit from anyone.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Carol is the best.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trip to Klyntar

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    k

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney turned the character into one of their dumb princesses to pander normies and keep pursuing their woke politics. The actress's never been the problem, you can swap Brie with whichever waifu you fancy and the result would still be the same. Also, I don't get all this whining about her attitude, when Carol was even more of wienery girlboss, let alone a turbo bawd, during her Ms. Marvel days. But I guess it's too much expecting you ignorant homosexuals actually read the comics you're supposed to shit on about, isn't it

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