How would you fix Cool World?

How would you fix Cool World?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it cooler.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    They just had to put Holli's friends in this scene, didn't they?

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    By using the original script and not listening to a single thing Kim Basinger says

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell me more

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

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        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Human detective ends up in cartoon world, makes a toon girl pregnant, she has a baby that is half human, half toon
          >Detective flees back to real world, his 'baby' chases after him, it's an animated horror story
          Yeah I can see them wanting to rework the script, not that it ended up much better, but even so the original would have done worse.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cool World (1992)
    >Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)
    >Megamind (2010)
    >Happy Feet 2 (2011)
    Brad Pitt's credits on animation projects. For all of Cool World's flaws, it has more merit as a 2D animation work than the soulless Sinbad film.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does time move very slowly in Cool World?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It moves is real time, Brad Pitt just doesn't age there, he does say at one point he had been there for 50 years.
        But it's unclear if he doesn't age because he's on Cool World or because he died on Earth in the 40's that's not made clear.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sinbad was fun and the animation was astounding at some points.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Sinbad was fun
        Not really

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    by beating kim basinger with a baseball bat

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The nostalgia critic has a video were he talks about the original idea and it was pretty good but the proyect got derailed by too much studio intervention.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make it so fricking cute toon girls doesn't make them into real people like what's the fricking point then. Also remove the part where the camera goes into the one cat's mouth through it's digestive system and out it's anus. Unecessary.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like they were making two moves, you have the guy (Brad Pitt) who dies and somehow ends up in 'Cool World' and becomes a detective.

    That should have been the movie with him solving some high stakes crime, which despite being close to Roger Rabbit with a human detective, would probably have worked.

    Instead the main middle plot revolves around a cartoonist who also ends up in 'Cool World' and is being used by Holly as an escape to the 'real world' mechanism.

    Third act is the worst, the cartoons in the real world falls flat and is just painful to watch, what an absolute mess of a film, a shame really since the character designs and the backgrounds of 'Cool World' are great.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    More sexy Holli, less dumb toons

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keyword is "dumb". WTF are those garbage designs? They look like video game enemies from a generic SNES/SEGA platformer.

      Wait, so Holli wouldn't have been such a babe? We got lucky.

      Did you see Sin City, dumbass? There are plenty of pretty girls in there.

      Frick the executives

      >the studio "soften" the picture to a PG-rated dark comedy
      We were robbed

      I'm baffled anyone even lets those grossly overpaid jackasses mess with the art direction in film studios and animation companies. WTF would they know about art? Their job is to hire people who do and make sure they stay within budget.

      >Ferngully: The Last Rainforest
      >Cool World
      >Bebe's Kids
      >Freddie as F.R.O.7
      >Aladdin
      Cinemaphile films of 1992, in that order.

      All watchable, all interesting, some good. Makes me nostalgic for the good old times of when animation was art that took chances and not bland product.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Did you see Sin City, dumbass? There are plenty of pretty girls in there.
        Only memorable one and generally comparable was Jessica Alba.

        >Ferngully: The Last Rainforest
        >Cool World
        >Bebe's Kids
        >Freddie as F.R.O.7
        >Aladdin
        Cinemaphile films of 1992, in that order.

        >Cinemaphile films of 1992
        Wasn't Batman Returns that year?
        I could swear there were more cartoon features. Ferngully and Aladdin make it worth it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Jessica Alba
          The comic, you dense frick. Why the hell would I be talking about the live action film in the context of discussing the looks of an animated character?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            We were talking about movies, numbnuts. You should have said "read". Also
            >Frank Miller women
            MEH
            E
            H

            No comparison.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Idiot.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You literally just proved me right

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's a man

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The movie was originally sold as a "hard-R" animated/live action horror film. The original concept art that Ralph Bakshi used to pitch the film was significantly more disturbing than what ultimately ended up onscreen, and had character designs stylistically similar to those found in Frank Miller's "Sin City". Once Kim Basinger became attached, she and the studio became ambivalent about the kind of reaction the movie would generate, resulting in the studio deciding to "soften" the picture to a PG-rated dark comedy (though the ratings board ultimately gave this a PG-13).

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, so Holli wouldn't have been such a babe? We got lucky.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the studio "soften" the picture to a PG-rated dark comedy
      We were robbed

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the executives

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ralph Bakshi should have had more control over the movie, but the execs fricked him over. Ralph wanted to make the movie closer to the comic, but the execs had other ideas.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Specifically he was screwed by a change of leadership and the new people in charge did not really believe in the project.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to make it R-rated to pay off the concept. Then you have to decide who the protagonist is so you have someone to follow and emphasize with and will free up the rest of the cast to play off them.
    Other that that perfect movie

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    No cardboard cutout sets, get rid of the bits with completely random cartoon characters in front of the scene.

    Brad Pitt doesn't know Holly, instead he's solving crimes (using real world abilities to give cool world effective police for the first time), uncovers a minor crime that eventually leads to him discovering Holly's plot.

    More to the noids x doodles subplot, show a brothel for people that stray in that obeys the taboo but still uses cartoon physics to ensure happy customers.

    Vegas part of the film is cut down massively, basically only the spike part remaining.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Our children shall rise up against us

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ferngully: The Last Rainforest
    >Cool World
    >Bebe's Kids
    >Freddie as F.R.O.7
    >Aladdin
    Cinemaphile films of 1992, in that order.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Bebe's Kids
      That shit was a fever dream.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Crysta
      >Holli and Lonette
      >Jamika
      >Jasmine
      Good year for Cinemaphile waifus.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Add likable characters and redo the ending

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    focus more on the freaky psychedelic stuff and cut the random goobers that hawk the screen, basically what everyone else ITT is saying.
    Also tweak Pitt's love interest so she's not just Holly Would with black hair

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some consistent background characters, not just a chaotic hodgepodge of whatever they wanted to draw of characters getting hit with mallets or exploding no matter the scene.

    Also change the toonback versions of Holli and the guy.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make him the main villain.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    make it... 20% cooler.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make it cooler.

      i like the way you gays think i suggest 45 percent however

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember seeing this as a kid and being so disappointed that when Holi turned human she was an already long in the tooth Kim Basinger.

    They could not have found someone a little younger?

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remove the random ass slapstick animations from most scenes. It's like the movie has ADHD.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what makes the toon workd so cool? seems kinda fricked up looking to me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark fantasy/cyberpunk setting and tone combined with Bande Dessinee artstyle, both of which were popular fads in the underground comic scene back then because they were the antithesis of what Marvel and DC were doing. So they were edgy and postmodern and all that other crap that counterculture punks liked back then.
      Think: Heavy Metal (the movie)

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let Ralph use his original vision of an R rated movie with sex and nudity, before it got major re-rites and editing.

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep the horror plot about a half-toon/half-human daughter trying to kill her cartoonist dad for creating an abomination like her.

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