How would you fix Lisa?
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How would you fix Lisa?
How would you fix Lisa?
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Gun
With correction.
have a nice day groomer gays
the irony is you're the one who is actually a pedo i often have such insights when i'm off my meds just look at the way you replied to those four and replied don't bother replying either because i'm out of here
wiener
Unironically Millhouses wiener
not a maymay
>Lisa realizes no boy wants her anymore
>sets for Milhouse
>keeps "getting signals" she could do better
>eventually cheats on him
>he finds out and, in a character arc, gives himself respect, growing up, overcoming his feelings, and drops her for ever
>episode ends with Homer and Marge consoling her and suddenly Bart coming home with a new girlfriend
remove her clitorus. Hijab
Doesn't have one.
I'd listen.
powerful and brave thoughts from a sexual predator
Frick her in the mouth, pussy and ass in front of her whole fricking family
eat some good meat shawarma in front of her and told her that she must kill herself
Give Maggie a good rogering
get her bracers
LISA NEEDS BRACERS!!!
Milhouse mating press
Sterilization.
I've been marathoning the first 8 seasons and every single 'Lisa episode' is her either angry or sad over something and it's up to either one family member or all of them to make her feel better by the end of the episode. Needless to say I started skipping her episodes.
>every single 'Lisa episode' is her either angry or sad over something and it's up to either one family member or all of them to make her feel better by the end of the episode
She the most "woman" character in the show. Even more than Marge. Incredibly whinny/self-absorbed
Really. I've actually been rewatching and am up to the Angel episode and aside from the recycling episode that's probably the first one where I really found her obnoxious. She's a lot more sympathetic than I recalled.
She has to socialize with likeminded people, eventually find a bf and balance in her life.
Just refuse to write any episodes about her, like the GOAT did.
actually he would write scripts where he forgot to even give Marge and Lisa any lines at all
iirc the 'Marge having no lines' episode (Krusty Gets Kancelled) is because Julie Kavner threw a b***hfit because she thought all of the celebrity cameos were tacky and refused to be involved
It's funny because she's been completely fricking silent at all of the far more tasteless celebrity cameos since then
>iirc the 'Marge having no lines' episode (Krusty Gets Kancelled) is because Julie Kavner threw a b***hfit because she thought all of the celebrity cameos were tacky and refused to be involved
Harry Shearer also boycotted the episode.
Shearer hated the idea but eventualy relented (iirc Kent Brockman is in it), Kavner boycotted it entirely
Harry Shearer is involved in every Simpsons controversy, he can suck a dick for all I care.
what about Hank Azaria going "I'M SO SORRY I VOICED A RACIAL STEREOTYPE PLEASE DON'T CANCEL MEEEEEE!!!!"
That was fricking weird since nothing short of rape allegations would have cost him the simpsons gig and its not like he was going to miss out on any acting roles.
Dumb bawd
>the greatest Simpsons writer
>is a hardcore right-winger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Swartzwelder#Political_views
How are the trancels gonna recover from this?
Mike Scully, his trashy boomer tastes not withstanding, is also a Republican.
Based
feed her some gummi bears
By getting her rid of bad parenting figures
Damn brat needs rape correction
Maggie is better
I second the gun motion.
I wouldn’t. I’d listen to what she had to say and that’s what no one did.
Rape and lots of it.
bart get out im piss
hotdogging her bare bottom
Force her to live in Oakland for a few days
Her tight butthole sucking on my dick
fixed
Milhouse is exactly what she deserves.
Lisa was a great character until she became a vegetarian in Season 7 and it was downhill from there. That was still a really funny episode though
The Vegetarian one was good because the ending was a combination of
>Being told to shut the frick up and stop bludgeoning others with her beliefs
>Being confronted with the idea that doing things "to be virtuous" is a losing game because someone will always invent something to one up you
Facial
Seeding and Feeding by Sneed
-Have an episode where she visits a buddist temple in tibet
-Entirely DESTROY her as all the monks read off the passages that demean and disregard woman and put her down
-She gets depressed and takes out a literal carrot and bites into it
-To drive the final point home, all the monks pray for the carrot and start to cry
-The monks then state, that they must ask Buddha for forgiveness when they eat, as they found out that according to science, plants can feel pain, and release a chemical when plucked from the ground, which is the animal form of SCREAM IN PAIN AND TERROR to warn other plants
She just needs her annoying beliefs to be entirely destroyed.
I miss Phil Hartman
>Some legends are told....
Bree didn't
>You may remember me from such films as Honey I Shot You While You Were Sleeping
Bigger breasts
I wouldn't? That level of political insertion isn't fixable- once someone's so full of butthurt that it overwhelms their personal life, they're gone.