How would you fix Lisa Simpson?

How would you fix Lisa Simpson?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't fix her anymore than fixing the current situation of the Simpsons.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Simple. Make her the original Lisa that was capable of admitting she's wrong from time to time.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Let the show die

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would listen to what she has to say, and that's what no one did.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      [...]

      if she were of age she would probably chill out if she got laid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It never gets old.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Pierce method

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    id remove her ovaries.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They all bully Bart now, the entire family. Lisa can get away with so much shit in regards to dumping on Bart and Marge and Homer almost always join in on her side. What's the deal with that anyway?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He ruined thanksgiving

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Season 3 Episode 15
      bart wouldn't quit making faces at lisa and marge was stressed out

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feeding
    Seeding

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the writing team with people who actually want the show to be good. Bring Mr. Bergstrom back to recapture some of that classic early Simpsons feel. Give Lisa a serious, permanent romance arc to give her something to do.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just kill the show. Watch reruns of seasons 1-9 in perpetuity. That's the only way to fix Lisa.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What about season 11? Specifically, episode 5?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that was a decent one. There were some okay episodes in season 10 and 11, but the magic was gone by then. Season 9 was the last completely good season.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >season 9
          >last completely good season
          Nah, it's the downfall season, not quite zombie but not quite golden.
          >season 1-8
          The Simpsons.
          >season 9
          Mayday, Mayday, we’re going down!
          >season 10+
          Zombie Simpsons

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make her Goth and have it be permanent.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should've ended at 9th season like seinfeld, imagine if seinfeld went on for 33 seasons

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make her fart

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    what the frick does this mean

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the ice cream? what on the hell are you talking about

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      [...]
      what the frick does this mean

      [...]

      >samegayging seth evading ban
      https://vocaroo.com/1aJvHZWc7oRw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is really cringe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Checked, still has more soul than everything on his reddit account

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >soul
            go back

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fatter, big round glasses, long hair and loose knit clothing

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't. Every show leads a constant low-bar character who is resentful of the world, presumptive, egotistical, and infuriating in order to make everyone else look sane while pretending she's a better human being.

    Lisa Simpson is needed because she is no one's favorite Simpson character, and for those that say they like her, it's only to agree with her judgmental condemnation of other people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is another reason that people like Lisa Simpson, and you know it.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She was fine in classic Simpsons. Every character is shit in zombie Simpsons. Focusing on a certain character is missing the forest for the trees.
    I would "fix" the show by cancelling it.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make her act like a kid again. She can be an idealistic voice of reason, but she should be wrong a lot of the time and learn that the world isn't as black and white as she thinks it is.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have her wear cute outfits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This anon gets it. I'd also try to give her more plots where she suffers. Not because she deserves it or anything; it's just more fun to watch.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      francine is just conventionally hot so it makes sense, but i don't get how anyone can fap to simpsons characters, they look like freaks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think a lot of people actually like the Simpsons look, but personally, although I enjoy Lisa as a waifu, I always just imagine her in my head as a normal human.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        American CHAD is the best animated sitcom out there with best humor and milf mommy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Louise belcher
      What the frick is wrong with you people

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think THAT's bad? Look at number 96

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black boyfriend

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give her an actual nemesis. Like Jessica Lovejoy or somebody.

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