The problem is he doesn't constantly rape every woman he sees. He's the last member of his species in the universe and nobody can stop him. He should be super raping everything with a pussy and a pulse.
Is this the thread where someone write a greeny3xt about Clark getting assraped by an alien warlord as a show of dominance, but then Clark sucked the rapist into his ass using the clench of his mighty Kryptonian colon, compressing him into a tiny diamond for Lous?
Frankly the current show showing him as a real person is the way to do. He's just a good dude who wants to do good things, but struggles against the modern world.
He was fine; the mild-mannered farmer who was a loving father, a respecting husband, while also being Superman was his next evolutionary step. Balancing his duties as a father and as a husband with his duties to helping others.
Lois still got to be the fiery reporter, Jon allowed dads to see there sons or sons to see themselves, and Superman wasn’t tied down; Rebirth & CW’s Superman & Lois understood this… but then Bendis & Taylor shat all over it
Ive thought about this a lot. You really have to emphasize the fact that his destiny was to come to earth and lead it into a utopian future as a new krypton, and him absolutely hating and despising this destiny and just wanting to be a man that help those around him
Ask and answer the question, What does it mean to be the man of tomorrow in world that's closer then ever in reaching that point. I don't mean this in an edge lordy deconstructionist route I mean genuinely. The DC world is filled with tons of heroes who can do what Clark can do, he's far from the young man in his 20's first making a change in the world. I want see him having to deal with that change. It's a more interesting concept then Batman struggling to settle down.
By stopping trying to make him modern.
Why would I want to read a classic if not for the classic stuff? Why would I want to read a classic if I wanted a modern character?
Variety, my friend, variety
They should just play it straight. Man of Steel tried too hard to make it modern and realistic and ruined it. Lois shouldn't know who Superman is for one thing, I don't care if it's not plausible that she wouldn't recognize him, everyone already buys into the premise of Superman. Superman is ridiculous but he's been ridiculous for over 80 years and everyone will take it for granted that it's fine as long as the movie makes it feel real.
>Superman is ridiculous but he's been ridiculous for over 80 years and everyone will take it for granted that it's fine as long as the movie makes it feel real.
The frick? Making superman feel real is why autists hate superman.
Have a fixes timeline of events. Superman should ALWAYS be of the George Reeves era and aesthetic. You have a solid decade where he was the only game in town. And it was in town. Highly local. People, obviously, outside of Metropolis would have heard of him, but in the 1950's, he's faster than cameramen and once he's gone, it's all local myth and legend.
Imagine that. You go to New York and some old codger tells out about "oh there was this STRONG man, see... he could like, jump over buildings and punch trains to pieces," you would not believe him. But let's say you're a curious c**t, so you look him up. It's all true, except nobody has a picture of him DOING anything. Maybe two or three grainy shots of him shaking the mayor's hand or whatever, you look at his costume and you think "wow, the people in the 1950's sure were stupid."
This way you can have the Superman you want WITHOUT modernity, but because it is contained in a single "timeline," you can "bring him back" to the modern setting as a stunt.
"They say he fought this guy called Brainiac in space, then never came home..." the old codger attempts to enthrall you. But you're too clever for that. You know he's spinning a yarn. He's winding you up. He's blowing smoke up your ass. None of that "Super Man" business happened. Oh he could lift weights and "bend steel bars" circus sideshow style.
MAwS is doing a decent job job high-lighting the 'scared lonely alien' part of Superman and how Clark faces a world of rampant xenophobia by being a paragon of virtue and justice.
Make him super racist. Not mean and violent, just constantly peppering his exchanges with blacks and mexicans and indians with jabs at there stereotypes. >Steel, I need to stop by the Daily Planet for a moment, while we're there, please fight the urge to steal Jimmy's new bike.
When will they start addressing the issue of Supe constantly being unmasked in the era where one glimpse at the camera provides officials with all info about the person?
Superman should wear the mask or they should make him transform into a different person when he changes from Clark to Superman.
There is no other way anymore. Superman with no hidden face doesn't make sense.
Makes more like Goku meets Sonic and bit of Homer, everybit of the paragon hero he usuallly is viewed as, just has a child like optimistic viewpoint in life but has a bit of jerky and totally Gung ho sigma maleness that allows him to be less of a boy scout and more of a wienery yet well meaning dude, oh and he loves fighting and pulling pranks/quipping on folks for the fun of it.
He has fun with Jon and Conner being the third member of the total mischief making space jokers. Lois tries to straighten out, but fails and she loves that about him. He drives Batman freaking crazy over all.
This old boomer garbage should be totally killed off ASAP. It's just a cause of the modern disease. Old garbage like this still exists and pretends to be a king so nothing else can evolve.
First let's talk about what you mean by "evolution" and what direction is "forward" to you.
And this old shit is still here because people currently making shit can't create to save their life.
I don't think anyone ever reads Superman stories. He's used to being kind of dickish, nerdy and even almost facistic. Optimistic Superman is a Reeves movie thing
Superman is a relic from more naive times when people didn't think in the way: "Why super Jesus can't save everyone with all his power?" you can't fix him.
Why do you like things that have to be like a god and perfect, not a human being. If anything you just hate yourself and don't like anything remotely close to humanity.
Your no fun, which Superman unfortunately lacks. Characters like Deadpool and Goku show you don't have to be a squeaky clean sunshine boy to be optimistic yet a total awesomeness machine.
You are no fun.
It's almost like different characters have different thing going for them.
Your bised preference doenst make other characters bad.
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>It's almost like different characters have different thing going for them.
Exactly, Superman is too removed from the modern perspective of interesting quirks current characters like Peter Parker and Sonic have that make them have universal appeal despite their flaws and imperfection, Superman unlike them has to be a logo of perfect quality expectations and never be too wild in character. You won't see Clark say frick or be a goofy fight loving manchild anytime soon, because hes too much of a boring square boyscout.
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Anonymous
You praise quirkshit because it's all you've been served in years,
And trends are noth truths. And neither are your tastes,
Superman is shown struggling with his emotions in many stories. Being jealous to the point of stalking lois lane during a several stories during the silver age
In mos there's a scene like the one on the left and classic superman would have taught him a lesson by flexing his powers. Superman "fans" don't actually read the stories. They are 1970s movie fans
You don't
Make him evil
All they have to do is address the rape issue in a direct way with no bullshit
CHECK EM
What rape issue, also beautiful get
>Superman is a rapist
Checked!
Pretty sure he's talking about when Superman got raped by Russians
Amazing how that anthology of basic b***h Superman helping normies only gets remembered for morons memeing about Superman getting raped.
I mean Pres. Clinton is remembered for one thing.
I remember him for at least 3 things
The problem is he doesn't constantly rape every woman he sees. He's the last member of his species in the universe and nobody can stop him. He should be super raping everything with a pussy and a pulse.
Is this the thread where someone write a greeny3xt about Clark getting assraped by an alien warlord as a show of dominance, but then Clark sucked the rapist into his ass using the clench of his mighty Kryptonian colon, compressing him into a tiny diamond for Lous?
Sextuplets confirm that super man is based and rapistpilled
Frankly the current show showing him as a real person is the way to do. He's just a good dude who wants to do good things, but struggles against the modern world.
Checking.
Un-gay Jon and make him the folksy small-town dad who just happens to be able to bench-press reality.
He was fine; the mild-mannered farmer who was a loving father, a respecting husband, while also being Superman was his next evolutionary step. Balancing his duties as a father and as a husband with his duties to helping others.
Lois still got to be the fiery reporter, Jon allowed dads to see there sons or sons to see themselves, and Superman wasn’t tied down; Rebirth & CW’s Superman & Lois understood this… but then Bendis & Taylor shat all over it
Ive thought about this a lot. You really have to emphasize the fact that his destiny was to come to earth and lead it into a utopian future as a new krypton, and him absolutely hating and despising this destiny and just wanting to be a man that help those around him
Ask and answer the question, What does it mean to be the man of tomorrow in world that's closer then ever in reaching that point. I don't mean this in an edge lordy deconstructionist route I mean genuinely. The DC world is filled with tons of heroes who can do what Clark can do, he's far from the young man in his 20's first making a change in the world. I want see him having to deal with that change. It's a more interesting concept then Batman struggling to settle down.
what does does batman have to do with that?
He raises these three as his kids.
honestly not a bad idea
By stopping trying to make him modern.
Why would I want to read a classic if not for the classic stuff? Why would I want to read a classic if I wanted a modern character?
Variety, my friend, variety
have him fight for truth, justice, and the American way
I think the issue is less Superman and more the modern public. He’s a symbol of optimism and hope and everyone is so pessimistic and cynical.
Make him smoke reed and rape the joker
They should just play it straight. Man of Steel tried too hard to make it modern and realistic and ruined it. Lois shouldn't know who Superman is for one thing, I don't care if it's not plausible that she wouldn't recognize him, everyone already buys into the premise of Superman. Superman is ridiculous but he's been ridiculous for over 80 years and everyone will take it for granted that it's fine as long as the movie makes it feel real.
>Superman is ridiculous but he's been ridiculous for over 80 years and everyone will take it for granted that it's fine as long as the movie makes it feel real.
The frick? Making superman feel real is why autists hate superman.
Period Piece.
Have a fixes timeline of events. Superman should ALWAYS be of the George Reeves era and aesthetic. You have a solid decade where he was the only game in town. And it was in town. Highly local. People, obviously, outside of Metropolis would have heard of him, but in the 1950's, he's faster than cameramen and once he's gone, it's all local myth and legend.
Imagine that. You go to New York and some old codger tells out about "oh there was this STRONG man, see... he could like, jump over buildings and punch trains to pieces," you would not believe him. But let's say you're a curious c**t, so you look him up. It's all true, except nobody has a picture of him DOING anything. Maybe two or three grainy shots of him shaking the mayor's hand or whatever, you look at his costume and you think "wow, the people in the 1950's sure were stupid."
This way you can have the Superman you want WITHOUT modernity, but because it is contained in a single "timeline," you can "bring him back" to the modern setting as a stunt.
"They say he fought this guy called Brainiac in space, then never came home..." the old codger attempts to enthrall you. But you're too clever for that. You know he's spinning a yarn. He's winding you up. He's blowing smoke up your ass. None of that "Super Man" business happened. Oh he could lift weights and "bend steel bars" circus sideshow style.
Let him say frick
Make him a sigma.
I haven't read him in a while but is t here anything that needs to be fixed? I thought the Tomasi run was fine.
MAwS is doing a decent job job high-lighting the 'scared lonely alien' part of Superman and how Clark faces a world of rampant xenophobia by being a paragon of virtue and justice.
>efeminate superman, unfeminine raceswapped "Lois" and Jimmy
>made by gays for gays
Kys
>cringe blushing fem-man
>le ethinc tomboy literally who
Kek
QED
Compelling argument, gay shipper
Make him super racist. Not mean and violent, just constantly peppering his exchanges with blacks and mexicans and indians with jabs at there stereotypes.
>Steel, I need to stop by the Daily Planet for a moment, while we're there, please fight the urge to steal Jimmy's new bike.
MAWS already fixed him. Everyone else here is simply being moronic.
When will they start addressing the issue of Supe constantly being unmasked in the era where one glimpse at the camera provides officials with all info about the person?
Superman should wear the mask or they should make him transform into a different person when he changes from Clark to Superman.
There is no other way anymore. Superman with no hidden face doesn't make sense.
I think they're still going with "He vibrates."
Makes more like Goku meets Sonic and bit of Homer, everybit of the paragon hero he usuallly is viewed as, just has a child like optimistic viewpoint in life but has a bit of jerky and totally Gung ho sigma maleness that allows him to be less of a boy scout and more of a wienery yet well meaning dude, oh and he loves fighting and pulling pranks/quipping on folks for the fun of it.
He has fun with Jon and Conner being the third member of the total mischief making space jokers. Lois tries to straighten out, but fails and she loves that about him. He drives Batman freaking crazy over all.
Superman kisses Lois and then he flies while smiling at the audience.
>nu52 super-dudebro
Nobody enjoys super shit unless you are a braindead Amerimutt.
Kill the superfamily they're a bit better than the batparasites but it's too much
make him Superboy Prime but with a conscious
This old boomer garbage should be totally killed off ASAP. It's just a cause of the modern disease. Old garbage like this still exists and pretends to be a king so nothing else can evolve.
First let's talk about what you mean by "evolution" and what direction is "forward" to you.
And this old shit is still here because people currently making shit can't create to save their life.
Stop being self conscious about him.
I don't think anyone ever reads Superman stories. He's used to being kind of dickish, nerdy and even almost facistic. Optimistic Superman is a Reeves movie thing
>I don't think anyone ever reads Superman stories.
Yeah, you.
Yo only know him through meme.
Superman is a relic from more naive times when people didn't think in the way: "Why super Jesus can't save everyone with all his power?" you can't fix him.
Just stop being cynical and nihilist.
Why don't you stop lying to yourself
It's not really Superman's fault, it's more your fault that you're a terrible human being.
Why do you like things that have to be like a god and perfect, not a human being. If anything you just hate yourself and don't like anything remotely close to humanity.
Not everyone has a fetish for the worst humanity has to offer (probably because you can't help but compare yourself to fictional characters)
>worst humanity has to offer
Your no fun, which Superman unfortunately lacks. Characters like Deadpool and Goku show you don't have to be a squeaky clean sunshine boy to be optimistic yet a total awesomeness machine.
You are no fun.
It's almost like different characters have different thing going for them.
Your bised preference doenst make other characters bad.
>It's almost like different characters have different thing going for them.
Exactly, Superman is too removed from the modern perspective of interesting quirks current characters like Peter Parker and Sonic have that make them have universal appeal despite their flaws and imperfection, Superman unlike them has to be a logo of perfect quality expectations and never be too wild in character. You won't see Clark say frick or be a goofy fight loving manchild anytime soon, because hes too much of a boring square boyscout.
You praise quirkshit because it's all you've been served in years,
And trends are noth truths. And neither are your tastes,
Superman is shown struggling with his emotions in many stories. Being jealous to the point of stalking lois lane during a several stories during the silver age
Nerf his power set. No one likes a boring invincible hero
Who still reads superman? It's absolutely mediocre and outdated. Just a toy for woke crentis.
let someone who isn't a lefty freak write him
Kek, this meme will never fail to make me laugh. Accurate to snydershit too
In mos there's a scene like the one on the left and classic superman would have taught him a lesson by flexing his powers. Superman "fans" don't actually read the stories. They are 1970s movie fans
make him frick one of his super villainous. especially Maxima