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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    14 year olds are legal in my country, I was unaware that here is different. My apologies, sir.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd turn 360 degrees and walk away

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would be walking forwards

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        then i would turn 720 degrees.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't do anything. I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you were the decoy, how would you act like a teenager and not an infant? (Me, my mommy, and my daddy)

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >write N word all over my face
    >wear shirt covered with N word
    >walk in chanting the N word
    >they can't show my face or broadcast my voice

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if you walked in and it wasn't a setup? You'd look like a fool.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      160+ IQ move, brilliant idea.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is the only idea I've ever heard that would keep you off the show

      you'd be in for it once your mugshots go public though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But then you have to sit in jail dressed like that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be too powerful for that at that point heh

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would sit down and listen to what he had to say, which is what no one else did.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >so I never spoke to an actual child? Just a legal adult?
    >so no crime was committed.
    >bye.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's strange how much of a legal grey area it is. If they were actually preying on underage girls then that's obviously terrible, but what is their argument for them essentially just roleplaying with a federal officer? I don't get it.
      Do you still go to jail for buying cocaine if all you bought was baby laxative? Even if you thought it was cocaine you didn't actually get cocaine. How does that work?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It falls under intent.
        Even though you were sexting with a police officer you still intended to sext an underaged child and you went to the home with the intent to frick an underaged child. It’s why in the chat logs they need to get the pedo to basically spell out his intentions beforehand to make it perfectly clear what he wanted.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay thank you

          >Do you still go to jail for buying cocaine if all you bought was baby laxative
          yes.

          I assume for the same reason. Intent?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >intent
          If I fail to pay my taxes, I can't avoid punishment by claiming, however sincerely, that I intended to do so. It's a bullshit 'heads we win, tails you lose' argument.

          The majority of civilized jurisdictions have laws specifically based on the offender's belief that they are talking to a legal minor, despite who is actually on the other end.
          [...]
          These laws clearly state that offense is committed during the communication. If it was real and the pedo did what they set out to do, that would be an additional set of more severe offenses for their charges.

          >The majority of civilized jurisdictions have laws specifically based on the offender's belief
          His belief?? 'Nineteen Eight-Four' was meant to be a warning, not an instruction manual!

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you still go to jail for buying cocaine if all you bought was baby laxative
        yes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do they call things Grey areas? Is it because u can't see Grey that well ? Never understood .

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        the issue is, they admit it. If you walk into this room and Chris Hansen hands you a transcript and says "this is you?" DO NOT SAY YES. Under no circumstances ever admit to anything being you. They admit to saying sexually provocative things to someone who claims to be under 18, that is not a legal grey area, it is illegal.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The majority of civilized jurisdictions have laws specifically based on the offender's belief that they are talking to a legal minor, despite who is actually on the other end.

      It's strange how much of a legal grey area it is. If they were actually preying on underage girls then that's obviously terrible, but what is their argument for them essentially just roleplaying with a federal officer? I don't get it.
      Do you still go to jail for buying cocaine if all you bought was baby laxative? Even if you thought it was cocaine you didn't actually get cocaine. How does that work?

      These laws clearly state that offense is committed during the communication. If it was real and the pedo did what they set out to do, that would be an additional set of more severe offenses for their charges.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay that makes sense since the predators get charged with soliciting a minor and stuff like that.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wouldn't, i'd listen, which is what no one else did

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd claim to be a "MAP". That way it's a hate crime for them to arrest me.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring in them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what... I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way - the choice is yours.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good idea, but this is how it would probably come out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there proof or you're just projecting your experience of others

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"I didn't say any of those things, I listened and that's what no one else did"

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would bring a printout of all our chats. If Chris shows up, I tell him I was intending to meet her parents and show them that they need to be more responsible & implement parental filters.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >talk about committing a crime at a specific location
      >show up to that location after reiterating your intent to commit the crime there
      >"umm actually I came to do the opposite of what I said I was gonna do, trust me"

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    RUN

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the only correct answer

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  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Say nothing and immediately lawyer up afterwards. Only one guy did that and all his charges were dropped.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh I know who you are, Chris Hanson, but see I-I calls you Chris Handsome. I watch your TV show all the time. So, you can go ahead bring in them cameras and polices waiting outside. It don't make me no difference. Now, I tell you what... I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way - the choice is yours.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Act relieved it's Chris Hansen and exclaim loudly about how you had shown up at 4 other houses hoping it would be him, then keep talking about how you are his biggest fan and why he never responded to any of your e-mails.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >well here's one reason why
      *points at chatlog*
      >here you write "ever done it with a virgin?"
      >now what did you mean by that

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Obviously hoping to attract the attention of one of Chris' baits I mean it was so clearly his staff

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must be exhausted after the first 3 houses.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've said it a few times in other threads but
    >blast copyrighted music on phone
    >don't speak
    >don't commit the crime in certain states where all that is enough to convict is contact online
    the most important step is the copyrighted music. something like yellow submarine. the footage will be straight up unusable, from a commercial perspective. every time I watch pred poachers or whoever, it amazes me none of the predators think to do this. obviously it is to my benefit because frick them, it is so entertaining.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Explain how John Pederson set me up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scott Pederson got me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kevin from the base is the one who's really pulling the strings.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turn 360 degrees and walk out the front door

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    By not being moronic and remembering the musuem golden rule of 'look don't touch'.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They only invited people to the house after they committed crimes

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would drink the vodka

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