How would you have gotten out of this situation?
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How would you have gotten out of this situation?
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I wouldn’t climb
This: but I'd have used the parachute I'd have carried with me
Why whypipo be climbing mountains and shit?
Nuffin up there nyway
this, if i wanted to climb i´d climb a fricking mountain not a fricking rusty pole in the middle of nowhere, it´s fricking stupid. i i wanted to see how is it up there i´d use a drone, i´m not a moronic woman.
she's a youtuber, she's doing it for likes and subscribes
Have the brunette give me a footjob while sucking on her breasts.
And then use the rope of cum to rappel down the tower.
I concur
bags of fun
When the blonde dies and you think breast kino is over and then they hit you with this.
I actually might have to watch this shit. Seems like loads of fap kino.
>jpg
hot
holy tittyfrick
you should split that
i'd like to have that first part where she's sliding slowed down
just download the 4k rip and use ffmpeg
>MOGGING
holy shit
Need to get me a white girl gadayum
Stick with fricking sheboons, Black person
Make me homosexual. Your women love me.
then why are you an incel
>projection
Kek this homosexual here. No argument so he goes for the incel killshot. Try again homosexual, if your gonna b***h about white women then stick with that rather than switching up.
>more incel screeching
why are blacks like this? Is it due to Buck Breaking?
If anything this movie confirms white girl lust for BBC. BOTH white girls fight over the same BBC and BOTH struggle mourning over the loss of getting BLACKED on the regular. In case you forgot, this is the ex they both mourn throughout the movie.
They both frick white guys IRL
sorry
Maybe, but girls who watch this movie for a "spooky" story will get subliminal messaging put into their fragile minds that BBC is the only way to go. Monkey see, monkey frick.
Asian masculinity incels were saying the same thing when Squid Game came out and nothing changed
cope
Asians aren't pushed like BBC is in America. That's a false comparison and you know it
Cucking has been pushed in America for decades and this is the result
>Heterosexual women of all races prefer white over nonwhite partners [80, 91]. White men and women of all ages are more likely to pursue dates with white rather than non-white partners [ 62] and are least likely to date outside their race [ 77]
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=3244459
I wouldn't say it's been pushed for decades, especially how normalized they're making it out to be now. Most Netflix shows and movies push interracial shit all the time, and women are known to be susceptible to propaganda, hence why 85% of ads target them.
Sounds like copium. White women are notorious race branchers. Lol idiot thinks there arent white women in the thousands not getting fricked by nig dick as we speak. Plus do you know these b***hes? Posting a social pic with ya white bf dont mean anything buddy boi.
>Sounds like copium.
>uhh the fact they post photos with their white bfs doesn't mean they actually frick them
lol
Women operate purely on instinct, which is why they're stupid as shit. Having said that, any woman that isn't mentally disabled wouldn't want to be a with a violent and BO smelling human/chimp hybrid. Now seethe and smoke another menthol, Jamal
Yameah she looks like she really likes that Black person dick based on
Cope harder jungle bunny. Your entire race is a disease.
arent you still on the tower though? id get her to jerk me off with her pusy and thighs as she lays on top of me haah
it's physically impossible to get a footjob while sucking on breasts.
It would be an honor to become a quadriplegic trying.
Wait a minute this wouldn't be difficult at all. If she lays on top of you at boob-mouth positioning, her feet would be close enough.
same, but instead of the brunette it's the blond and instead of a footjob it's a thighjob
I would've stretched out the skin under my arms until it reached my hip area, then I would've sewed the flaps in place and then wing suited down with my own skin wings.
feet on ladder
jump off before hitting ground
I would have Powersauced my way down!
what movie?
Tumble
fallguys
Drop(ped)
Booba
>oooooh climbing scary
I would have probably used the flare more effectively. Also the guy on the phone not noticing at the start was plot armor
He ends up noticing a bit later
Dodge roll at an angle so I deflect off the side and land during my iframes.
use these airbags to cushion my landing
Pushup bra or are her breasts that fat? I can never tell when b***hes wear tank tops
The actress has some breasts but not extra big. She was fat af during the filming though
>character is paired or frick Black folks
>actress in real life dates white chads
WHY DO THEY LIE TO US BlackBROS, WHY, WHY, WHY
Very respectable sacks, not too much volume but a pleasantly expansive surface area.
Do actresses know that they will wear costume that will highlight their cleavage before signing up for the role?
They insist on it because they're all exhibitionist prostitutes.
homie yes, scenes are shot and talked about way before wrapping up so actual scenes where her breasts were on display was discussed for the film. You think they let the actors pick costumes? Nah they knew they wanted that rack as a draw.
Jump down and right before hitting the ground do another jump to avoid fall damage
Turn 360 and walk away
I would have used the huge bra as a parachute
Women are fricking moronic.
The pole was made of metal. They would've slipped.
Scared of heights. You wouldn't see me anywhere near the top of that c**t. I might find a way up if I knew that the roasties at the top were guaranteed to have a threesome with me when I got up there
is this worth watching
For as much as its shilled here, I'd say no.
no, it's not very good
watch good ol' vertical limit instead
Yeah, it's a pretty fun way to spend an evening. The secondhand vertigo is really fricking excellent.
yeah it does the job and the actors are pretty good
The actresses were even better
actor is a sex neutral term
actress is an award category
Shut up troony
actors are both men and women. i use actor to describe people who act, because that is their profession. i'm not a troony, and you need to be over 18 to post here.
>words words words words
YWNBAW
>words
Yes i'm trying to communicate with you.
No, it's trash.
turn your brain off, enjoy the breasts and the vertigo
Inverted emperors new groove
How do they get out of this in the movie
They free jump and land on their jugs.
saved the third law of jugodynamics which states all momentum can be cushioned by a D cup or greater
That's science, b***hes
>be on cellphone tower
>-no I have to go down to get reception!
the writers of this shit confirmed to be mega moronic
yeah the phone should've exploded because it was so close to the antenna and the phone couldn't eat the data fast enough
Jump on a piece of ladder. Just right before impact, jump up from the piece of ladder.
>redditsave
That's fricking wild
>YEAH YOU GO NINJA BOY
You have to go back.
Poor tree
He lost all his leafies 🙁
I've had dreams like this before, quite often really. Fricking hate it
The meta here is as soon as the ladders start to fall, jump down after them angling yourself to go faster than them so you can catch up to them. Then catch some pieces as they fall and start reassembling the ladder as you fall, it's good because by the time you've put enough bits together you'll be half way down so you only need to reassemble half a ladder. And then just climb down normally.
stay at home in my chair and beat off to news clippings
>Watch trailer
>they are experienced climbers with rope
Tie your rope to the platform as a safety and shimmy down you morons it's like 20 feet to scaffolding
>shimmy down you morons
>shimmy down with a climbing, elastic, rope
>I'm not the moron btw you are
The rope is a safety in case they lose grip, they have pants and belts for the shimmy just tie em together and swing it around the pole.
I am unconvinced that an elastic climbing rope wouldn’t last the 20 feet they needed to go to get to more ladders. Sure it wouldn’t last the whole way down but it doesn’t need to.
rise the sea level with her milk
>woman with a massive rack ontop of a fricking cell tower pulling a rope
>absolutely no sweating especially tit sweat
Bullshit. I worked with a chick with cups higher than DD's and this chick couldnt work more than 15 mins without dabbing under her breasts and the place was air conditioned.
Did you ever offer to dab her?
Oh plenty but she had a type so it was chill. After awhile I saw her more as a step sister who i would screw given the chance than just drooling over her breasts. Also women will fat breasts will often do wild shit, like remember her money would always be soggy because she literally kept money in her bra cause them shits functioned as a purse.
Imagine her owing you money.
Lol i remember ppl didnt want money from her cause it would be soaked dude. Like as if you just dropped it in water, shit was funny cause she didnt care.
Meanwhile I'm wringing it out in my mouth.
hug the pole and slide down
used the drone to bring the phone down
Well for a start she could have stuffed her last phone in the vulture's guts then throw it down. It would have sustained the shock. That way, no need to climb down to the antenna
That movie had so many idiotic moves like that
no need, the drone could've carried the phone down many times, but then we wouldn't have a movie
Climb up higher and bust the red light and hope someone notices the light being out and sends someone to check it out and repair it.
Id be dead though but the light would be repaired.
repairman comes along, one guy like usual. side-steps the body and changes the bulb. let the next guy deal with it.
There was a tower climber in one of these threads earlier, and he said it would normally take his company a week or three to replace the bulb. They'd be dead in days.
everything I see about this movie makes me think its softcore porn
>jump off
>press jump again to double jump right before you hit the ground
You misspelled "into"
This is the best solution.
idiot, they didn't bring a chair
she could have used her friend's body
only works with a chair
damn
i would jump off and embrace the sweet release of death
no be there
Tie the rope to itself, then loop it over and over until it is short enough to barely fit around the pole. Then slowly walk/slide down the pole (think Mulan climbing but in reverse) until I reach the satellite dishes, then reposition the rope and get down to the ladder. The doubled rope might provide enough friction to avoid falling.
Once on the ladder, climb down asap and call 911 for my friend still on top. If I were in good shape I think I'd have a chance to make it. Not a great chance, probably, but maybe a half decent one.
wait is that the chick from the tv show from
Her body of work shows great potential
The movie is a metaphor for BBC.
Two white girls FALL for the BBC, one openly and one discreetly.
The BBC FALLS away from both of them, leaving them both distraught without their AFRICAN BBC.
Later, they decide to climb what to them resembles a BBC, long, dangerous, and thrilling.
The girls cling and claw on that BBC like they both did earlier in the movie.
However, once they reach the top, they realize 1 BBC isn't big enough for both of their white wombs.
Hard truths get revealed when they both realize they're addicted to BBC, and seeing a rival, their friendship sours.
Later, the friend who risked getting behind closed doors BBC decides to take (another) risk and climb down the BBC, permitting the main character full control of the BBC, as an act of submission.
The friend dies without the BBC.
The main character dumps her friends body, no longer built for BBC.
Like most snow bunnies, the main character gets scared of the BBC and calls her daddy to get her off the BBC. And Daddy complies and the only thing that was learned is to a young fertile white girl, resisting a BBC is akin to resisting gravity.
>snow bunnies
When did this stop being a term for a chick who fricks when you give them cocaine?
>hey lets climb this really big rusty tower in the middle of nowhere
no thanks 🙂
Put phone on the drone
Also all of you are moronic, just shimmy down the pole like a fireman
>Ladies I have an idea. Take off your shoes and socks
>Ok, now what?
>That will be all
>dumb thriller with hilarious premise
>might actually be boobakino
lads is it worth watching?
Yeah watch it for the delicious tatas
Read the title
SHE'S MY CHERRY PIE
COOL DRINK OF WATER, SUCH A SWEET SURPRISE
TASTES SO GOOD, MAKES A GROWN MAN CRY
SWEET CHERRY PIE, YEAH
I didn't think I would like this movie but ultimately it had a really good lesson
>All black men cheat
>"Influencers" are cancer
>Women are stupid and don't have any ability to plan or take responsibility
>climb 2000 foot tower
>don't take 2000 feet of rope
women
If they still wanted the danger they didn't even need to do that
>Call different friend/family before going up
>"Hey I'm climbing this tower at this exact location, if you don't hear from me in 24 hours send the police"
there's also a good lesson in there about trusting homosexual degenerates.
by not being a lonely american homosexual (esp. homosexual american woman), informing family and friends when I do something risky so they can send help if they don't hear from me in a reasonable time
WTF is with the unnatural shilling of this shitty movie so much on Cinemaphile?
BBC propaganda
booba. it's just booba.
Why are you climbing up the tower you dumb b***h.
So she doesn't fall.
Look how much rope the blonde bimbo has she could've easily gone down to the dishes, gotten solid footing, drop the rope and tie it off to the dishes, then gone down to the scaffolding.
They didn't have that much rope.
>le didn't watch the movie face
Take off your clothes and use them to shimmy down.
fricking legend
the blonde >>>>>>>>>>>>>> the brunette
Well that's just not true.
>hallucinate that your cute blond friend with big breasts is alive instead of dead
>this figment-woman is entirely a function of your own mind, entirely under the sway of your deepest subsconscious thoughts, urgings and feelings
>don't lez out, don't even come close
fricking gay