How would you have reacted to El's derayama?
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i probably wouldn't have paid attention
this id be too worried about having to present because im awkward
b***h you're like 32
>b***h you're like 32
Nah. 32-year-olds don't look that fricked up. I've seen 40-year-old crack prostitutes who were in better shape than MBB.
kys, pedos
I said this about literally every character shown in high school
Yeah, but MBB doesn't just look older than a normal highschooler. MMB looks exceptionally old compared to the 30-year-old actors that you already had to suspend your disbelief for.
Probably would have been in the back of the class making racist jokes with my friends instead of paying attention just like I did in real life, so I probably wouldn't have even noticed.
tell me some good ones
>hey look a black guy!
>HAHAgHDUYAGHSDAHDGBHAHHSJAHBDKAJDJAHDHAHADHAHHA
lmao
Classic
How many israelites can you fit in a volkswagen?
Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ashtray
Black person!
What do you call a Black person on the moon?
a problem
What do you call two Black folk on the moon?
a bigger problem
What do you call ALL the Black folk on the moon?
a solution
It's supposed to be "in the ocean," the first answer is "pollution" and the last answer is "a solution."
Greg is that you, my homie?
>yo why dis b***h look older den my moms?
Covid delays. Her character is supposed to be 14.
i'd bully this person like you wouldn't believe
i'd fricking hit you with a Rollerblade
you're too weak to pick one up
Remember the first season where they were telling a story that happened to take place in the 80s and didn't constantly go out of their way to remind you in every single shot with every single prop?
Cringe take
I think you must be confusing it with a different show, because it’s always been that way.
GTA Vice City was a double edged sword. On one hand it was the most kino vidya game of a generation. On the other it gave millennials terminal nostalgia for a time they were never able to experience.
It was there but it wasn't as try hard as it is now. Simple as.
The oldest Millenials were born around 1982/3 and grew up on 80s media franchises (e.g. Heman, Transformers, GI Joe, TMNT, Ghostbusters...). Basically Saturday morning cartoon culture and all of the toys and breakfast cereals that went along with it.
>HOLY SHIT! THE DEFORMED KID IS WEARING A MEMBER'S ONLY JACKET AND AN ALF HAT! IS THAT AN ICONIC 80s REEBOK UNION JACK LOGO--WOW!
You're moronic.
>grew up on 80s media franchises
no the fricking didn't
they grew up on 90ies franchises
nobody remembers shit from before they were fricking 10
What is the problem? Schools in the 80s looked way different. And they are in high school. They aren't going out of their way to shove anything in your face. At least in this still.
No, because it had The Clash song in it, and a Millennium Falcon toy, and Ghostbusters costumes.
Yep. But what was a novelty meant to reference the type of shows/stories the show was inspired by became the entire identity of the show.
>REMEMBER ALF?
.....no?
>show taking place in 80s has 80s stuff in it
shocker
No? Season 1 was filled with 'member the 80s shit.
>telling a story that happened to take place in the 80s
>LOOKS LIKE FRICKING 80ies
What the frick is wrong with them?
HOW DARE THEY?
>Remember the first season where they were telling a story that happened to take place in the 80s and didn't constantly go out of their way to remind you in every single shot with every single prop?
No, you just have nostalgia goggles because it was from 6 years ago. I remember how tacky and hamfisted it was the very first time I watched it.
Before you say anything, you're wrong and moronic.
>first season meant as a one off miniseries
>takes place in 80s; inspired by 80s (e.g. Amazing Stories/Kids Rule genre)
>80s stuff is quaint and mostly in the background (low dose nostalgia)
>unexpected mega-hit
>PEOPLE LOVED THE 80s STUFF!!!
>quadruple down
Before you say anything--remember you're a homosexual who has no argument besides "IT'S STILL THE EXACT SAME REEEEEEE" because you're a moron. It's been turned up to 11. You're an idiot.
You're wrong and a shit eating moron. Sorry, you're just nostalgic for when you were 12 years old (bitch)
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sorry you're too moronic to pick up on escalation. Go watch Dustin, gay.
You're still wrong and moronic? Gotcha
>DON'T STATE AN OBVIOUS CRITICISM OF A SHOW I LIKE! I CAN'T TAKE IT!
>WRONG! WRONG! NOOOOOO! WRONG!
Keep living your best life or kys, I don't care.
>I'M WRONG?!?!?! AHHHHHH *EATS CUM AND FECES*
k
>still crying
Imagine getting this worked up over Stranger Things. You have a sad pathetic life. Take the last word now, I genuinely feel bad for you.
>that mall montage scene
They really started caking it on thick after S1.
Redditors losing their minds about this accurate observation
It's a pretty obvious take and I didn't think it would be controversial. Cinemaphile is full of morons though. The show moved from being inspired by something to hitting you over the head with it constantly. The nostalgia factor was always there but I'm guessing it became a creative crutch at some point.
Is anyone getting tired of the 80s thing so much? Theyre starting to do the 90s like that to even though it’s still considered modern. There was a show cruel summer set in 93 94 and 95 and it was ok for a ya show
And that's le bad because?
>implying she doesn't have at least 3 autists in that very room after her, and she doesn't even look at them
>wahh my life is so hard
god i hate women
Bullying was contrived in this. Dad died no kid would bully you for that unless it's the only thing you talk about and is just doing it to collect pity points.
>Dad died no kid would bully you for that
Millennial/Zoomer detected.
Someone calling you out because you stink isn't the same as bullying you zoomer autist
There's no context here. We don't know how he said it. Some people quip as a defense mechanism. Was it his bro's dad? There's also nuance in jokes/bullying. Bullying you're doing to hurt someone and doing that is a good way to make someone cry or frick you up and unless you live in Black person street everyone don't want any trouble in school
I would understand if a person is always bringing it up for pity and only end up bringing everytone down.
>There's no context here. We don't know how he said it.
Anon, are you legitimately moronic or have some sort of mental problem? I'm being serious, you don't sound like you are trolling
I'm totally serious. Zoomer definition of bullying seems to be just jokes now case in point
If you can't take a fricking joke just kys honestly. The movie portrays bullying with the intent of hurting the victim. A joke is just a joke.
A kid in my school came out with “your dad probably died of shame.” Kids are dicks bro
They definitely would've bullied her for screeching like an autist. But what the frick was shipping her off to jail in <1 hour with no lawyers, no trial, just... you hit a kid in the face, goodbye
That's because the government wanted to kill her I think
Was it though? I kinda thought that then the other feds intercepted the van. Made it seem legitimate? They didn't know she was still alive at the time
The woman explicitly explained to you (the viewer) that the government is split into parts that want to kill eleven, and the ones that don't
Sure. But the government besides that one guy didn't even know that she was even alive, so how the frick did they ship her off to Juvie in ten minutes because she hit some dumb c**t?
she just got arrested by random cops, they werent trying to kill her
Yeah kek
>arrest child
>interview them without parent, guardian or even a lawyer present
it was different time back then
>Dad died no kid would bully you for that
i knew a girl who got bullied for getting run over by a car
To be fair, you have to be pretty stupid to get run over by a fricking car. She probably deserved it.
Joking about it after she was fine is not the same as bullying. Does every single joke that comes out of kids mouth about something is the same as bullying now?
>Does every single joke that comes out of kids mouth about something is the same as bullying now?
yes. unless you're gifted and or autistic then you have complete impunity to be as much of a c**t as you like. At least that's how it was at my school
t. born 1997
kek no you sheltered zoomer we bullied this annoying kid for having a dead dad all the time
The jock was just acting out when he hit you after his father died anon. And making fun about his dead dad behind his back with your beta male friends is =/= bullying
nah he was a little gay and he never hit anyone, he could take it though
we cracked jokes about a girl with a brain tumor. she died.
cool story toughguy but I still wouldn't categorized this as bullying. There are jokes < bad jokes < jokes that are way over the line < there's dead babies <<<<<<<<< then ultimately there's bullying.
I remember some person making a joke about a friend who lost a testicle because of cancer. Nothing is sacred
Bunch of teenager homosexuals replying saying "well I made jokes about dead pipo when nobody was looking" like this is comparable
A kid at my school got bullied for their mom dying all the time, people would ask them if it was so their dad could come out as a homosexual and if he gave her AIDS
was her dad a homo?
How was the mom dying all the time? Or was it multiple moms who all ended up dying?
I knew at least one kid who would say your mom jokes to me even when acknowledging that she was dead. I hated him much less than most people there though, he was at least smart just awkward as hell.
>Here's that kid I was telling you about
I never paid attention to other students' gayass presentations unless it was a girl I liked and Eleventy Years Old wouldn't be one of them.
>bully someone for over a year
>make fun of their dead father
>publicly humiliate her and record it
>people act surprised when she snaps and brains her bully with a skate
do americans really?
>do americans really?
yes
They do it literally every single time someone shoots a school up. Americans on average are the biggest self centered pieces of shit around, this board alone and Twitter should show you that.
>every single time someone shoots a school up
The school shooter as tormented wimp thing is mostly mythic- Eric and Dylan were well liked and had a clique of edgy little friends, Eliot attended parties full of pals constantly, it could be argued the Cho Seung Hui fit the bill but his peers were mostly indifferent- teachers picked fights with him and tried to get him thrown out of V Tech.
Ironically it takes confidence and initiative to instigate a school shooting that bullied kids simply lack.
This was my reaction. Why is there so much drama in this moment? b***h was asking for it. Mess with the bull you get the horns. This is why most people in their right mind don't start fights irl.
I guess you can say her friends were freaked out about drawing attention since only tenuously exists legally.
I always bullied bullies to establish dominance, so I would just tell the smug b***h she's not hot like her younger sister.
I know a woman whose sister is seven years older but still looks younger than her. That's gotta be a hell of a blow to her self-esteem
diorama
This
Di-o-rama
D I O R A M A
DEE AIE OH ARR AYY EMM AYY
Heil Grammler
That's what he said, derayama
WHO CARES. its literally just ONE WORD. she did the rest of it perfectly so frick you
Hey Lois, diarrhea!
>make a historical figure
>my hero is my dad
I'd have zoned out, we all knew this girl in school and she was a female incel, obsessed with one boy who didn't go to the school.
why didn't the gay, who everyone forgot was in this, actually tell her that the presentation she was doing was moronic and would get her beat up. was it because she's dating the boy he likes? Homosexuals aren't actually this petty irl, are they?
will is not homosexual
is it because of the scene with the black girl touching him with her feet?
he's racist, yes
homosexual, no
most homosexuals are racists. take hitler as an example.
Hitler wasn't racist. He just knew how to use other people's racism to his advantage.
same difference,
>Hitler wasn't racist.
You don't know much about European history, do you?
Zoomers were taught to believe the entirety of Western history is based around understanding racism and calling everyone who criticizes neoliberalism a racist.
this is the post of someone who was mercilessly bullied in school
Weird projection.
Filtered moron.
Already responded to this.
read a book
You first.
I guess it depends on what kind of book you read. One of those American middle school "World History" textbooks will no doubt tell you that Hitler was a racist. It will also tell you that Napoelon was a midget with an inferiority complex and that Stalin was a Marxist.
Now, if you actually read an academically rigorous work about European history from Europe, you might actually learn that Stalin was an opportunist who threw most of the Marxist-Leninist dogma overboard and installed a much more authoritarion system with a very clear class distinction. That any inferiority complex Napoleon might have had stem from his upbringing as a non-French in France. And that Hitler used a pseudo-academic race theory in a very calculated fashion to make up for the lack of a common Germanic identity in people's heads, and that israelites were mostly chosen as an out-group boogeyman because a widespread public resentment against them already existed all over Europe.
>ackshually it wasn't real socialism!!!
kys kid
No, it was real socialism. It wasn't real Marxism.
But of course you wouldn't know the difference, American idiot.
>and that israelites were mostly chosen as an out-group boogeyman because a widespread public resentment against them already existed all over Europe.
Mainly due to them owning the vast majority of banks and media, and bankrupting the working class through usury. Kind of like now.
frick off you fricking antisemite
hello Chaim
jews (lowercase "J") are not a race because israelites are not human
And israelites or israelites or whatevery aren't even half of Hitler's agenda of using race and group biases for simplistic propaganda and unification behind a goal. But, again, you Americans wouldn't know about that.
>israeli hands typed this post
tell me more
>do something totally off from what the actual assignment is
>think everyone is going to be your friend because you're the "special" kid
>have a public REEEEE when you get bullied
Eleven is California Chris Chan
For one the teacher should have known beforehand who each kid picked. They'd have to make sure no one is doing the same person. Also if one of the students says hey I'm gonna do my dead cop dad who was in the paper for saving lives. Yeah the teacher is probably gonna say yeah that's okay. It's fricking grade 9 it's not that serious.
Also the project is a fricking diorama - No one is learning here. The project is to make sure the student doesn’t completely slack off and hand in nothing, that’s all - it’s a simple check.
yea and i mean look how much work el put into the diorama for her visual aid. noone else made anything that good and with as much detail as el did
Based El. I woulda bashed that moron teacher in the head with a lead pipe not even a skate
She even Curse Ya Hameha's them
> i love mr fibbles!
>20 yr old pretending to be in 7th grade
brah, I don't know what Drake was thinking when chasing this
There it is.
doesn't matter what i'd do, the teacher would've shut me up immediately.
Why does she act like she's actually mentally challenged? It's been like 4 years since she left the facility and she still acts like she learned how to talk a week ago. Hack writing.
speech therapy was invented in 2022 apparently
it takes way more then a week or even 4 years to learn how to talk. in the first season Els speech was about at a age 3 level- so 4 years later it should be about at the age 7 level which is about right with what we see here.
>ma'am you are not a student
>interrupt presentation
>grab the squirrel
>do a 360 and ran out
I would have probably zoned out and worked on a project in my head.
Right now I'm doing roofing in my head whenever I'm bored.
Why is a 40 year old in elementary school
she's billy madisoning it
Show me one 40 year old besides Kate Beckinsale who has as soft skin and youthful eyes and looks as young as Millie
But she doesn't look as young as Millie!
She looks way younger!
rolling
>Shoebox diarrhea
I would've yelled: "Get off the stage loser"
And hope it made Angela laugh. Then I'd ask Angela out after class.
it makes no sense to bully her for this. hers was better than anyone elses in the class like angela picked helen keller for her hero but then bullys someone who has a disability showing that she doesnt really care. el picked someone who was a hero and meant a lot to her. and her diorama was way more creative then some boring slideshow or report.
If they got a ball, they would've easily go full Carrie route. I know that she has no power but come on man.
Would have gotten up and kissed her
Then, I’d rape Angela in front of the entire class for being such an awful c**ty prostitute.
Why did Nance hit the wall so badly bros? She was cute in season 1. Still I hope she ends up with steve
Made fun of it behind her back with my homosexual friends but obviously not to her face.
The moronic are objectively funny, but you shouldn't frick with them (on moral grounds but also because of 'tard rage).
Honestly, looking back to myself in high school, this is spot on
when i was in school people made fun of me to my face cuz they think i cant understand or whatever
shit, I knew the cerebral palsy girl wouldn't understand but I never did my impression routine in front of her because that would be grounds to get my ass kicked by other students.
(it wasn't that vicious, she just had a rotational vocabular of 20-ish sentences but could only learn them in these sing-song tones so it was easy to imitate her singing "are yoooou ex-cit-ED?")
Sorry that wasn't a taboo where you were, tard-Anon.
i think some kid slapped around a moron at my school inbetween periods in plain view of everyone but got away with it
what was the racial breakdown of your school's populace?
yea for me a lot of it was from how i talked also
More empathetic, or at least wouldn't give a frick. Those kids where all socioopaths. And as a teacher that shit the bully did deserved detention at least, what pussy. That's why that whole subplot was cringe and stupid as frick. Way over the top like the xmen wannabes from season 2.
Australian, so we normally go for the underdog.
If one of the pretty/hot girls in school was bullying a less pretty one, pretty sure the class clown would put her in her place.
And everyone thought the class clown was funny as frick so no one bullied them, even though I think his home life was shit and that’s why he didn’t care. Johno me lad, I hope you found happiness.
What seems more fricked up to me is,
American military performing military actions on American soil. Shooting American public servants (two fbi/via/agent types) and then Torturing one of them. Like the soldiers alone must be going “this is fricked up, surely this is against code right?”
Also security guard gets shot with a 5.56 from a rifle point blank and doesn’t have a massive hole out his back or bleed out. So they figure they’d hotbox him until he sold out el?
Like the dude didn’t just say “your information is wrong dude, it ain’t the kid, you’re wasting time with me, not to mention I want a lawyer and this shit is going to ruin all y’all”
>Australian, so we normally go for the underdog.
Wrong
I would had impregnated angela and also punch her a few times but she seems willing for bith things if you ask me, even inviting
angela is a piece of shit for making fun of el
she cute. would face frick with my 6inch monster!
UHHH TEACHER I THINK SHE DID THE ASSIGNMENT WRONG
same energy
FRICK YOU NO SHE DIDNT ANGELA
I laughed
Honestly why would they even put such a developmentally challenged kid in high school? Just asking for trouble. Should have been homeschooled or at least put in special ed classes.
lots of people with disabilitys go to school and are mainstreamed
good lord millie bobby brown is fricking ugly
no she fricking isnt and really? THATS all you have to say about her character
wasn't talking about her character, was talking about the actress moron. that's all I have to say about her
She looks cute in the show. It's irl with enough makeup on to make a prostitute blush is when she looks like shit.
Millie is cute. Eleven is precious.
>goes barefoot to interviews
>wears brand new shoes for some hike in some shithole
So shes moronic?
Is this the guy she did a coffee enema with?
We had to make little historical dioramas in a box for a class project but I was dirt poor so had to scrounge random nonsense around the house together to make a little thing in a shoebox with colored paper and toy soldiers and some glue, obviously no help from anyone. Someone smashed it onto the ground and all the pieces went everywhere. The teacher took me out of class and shittalked me like I put no effort into it.
im really sorry 🙁
Yeah that's messed up. Sorry it went like that...
I took the grates from a broken toaster to make prison walls for my holocaust diorama, combined with salt dough and papier mache and the whole thing cost pennies on the dollar. Teacher loved it.
Sorry anon.
I know exactly how that feels. Never did dioramas cause of the same reason. Hope you found some happiness.
Millie
EATS
MALE
ASS
Fap furiously to Angie wearing those cute dolphin shorts
if you mean angela she is fricking evil
But I love her.
umm why? theres literally nothing good about angela shes just some neurotypical regina george mean girl wannabe with shitty hair who likes bullying people
She bullies autists and wears cute shorts. And her hair is pretty. I don't see what's not to love.
bullying autistic people is not ok. she says helen keller is her hero but bullys someone with a disability? and her hair is fake af and she thinks el acts like a little kid but SHES the one who dresses like a little kid
Are you writing out your posts in the voice of a teenage girl as a cheeky joke? Shit's fricking creepy Anon, I don't like it.
no? thats just how i write? im 19 and a girl so i guess?
Well, if you're a troony congrats on "passing" insofar as triggering the part of my brain that fricking hates women.
So sick of anons like
trying to bully girls off Cinemaphile. If you need some backup just let me know, I've been around for a while and I know how to deal with these guys. If you ask me, we need more female voices on Cinemaphile. Let me know if you wanna add on Steam and chat =)
thank you 🙂
autistic anon here.
i literally do not care if people call me moronic
i am still objectively a superior human being
autist master race
I would be praying some kind of scene is caused to delay the class long enough that we run out of time to get to me.
>unironically making a diorama and giving a presentation on Sneed's Feed and Seed
extremely based
lmao
now shes hit wall? i wouldnt notice she exists
>wanna watch because millie is cute
>80s nostalgia makes me cringe
>the show honestly looks fricking moronic
It’s cool but can they not tell that she’s not all there in the mind? The blond b***h deserved what happend but it does look painful
jack off under my desk
what the frick is this 50 year old woman doing in that class
I would loudly fake-snore and then walk up to present my presentation about Ted Kaczynski and why he's a hero.