How would you have replied without sounding mad?

How would you have replied without sounding mad?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have called him a trump voting insurrectionist racist transphobic anti-vaxxer chud who votes against his own economic interests and sat there smugly while his mouth gapes open from the brutal pwning

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro you're a literal rapist, do not lecture me on what being a good person means

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      at least he's not a hypocrite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The worst part was seeing and hearing Patton Oswalt

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Norm subverting comedy by putting the joke in the build up, by calling Patton Oswald a comic

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s hypocritical for Patton Oswald to be mad at someone for drugging women.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ignore the autists, the joke is that a bunch of people were pissed off when the Cosby shit broke because Cosby was a "pull your pants up young man" type of guy to other black people, so everyone was like "what a hypocrite!" and Norm's pointing out the thing you should be pissed about is serial rape instead of pointless race-brained politics

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            The joke is that Patton Oswald himself murdered his own wife and shouldn't be pointing at others.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the rape Sansa

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >she was a prostitute

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have started a trust fund band, and that's what no one did.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i told.you to stop making this post. we found you already, soon they will visit you. its all on you, sethy

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bendy was a little devil thing

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "you rape women lmao"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a rapist Quagmire

      >At least I'm honest about it!?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that doesn't make it any better lmao
        >hey dude i might be a serial killer but at least im le honest about it?
        >hey dude i might be a pedophile child molestor but at least im le honest about it?
        >hey dude i might scam old people out of their money but at least im le honest about it?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Quagmire is a piece of shit and makes no excuses about it, Brian is a piece of shit but pretends to be a great person.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, he says he's a shallow person and makes no excuses for it.
            He doesn't admit to the shit that makes him an awful person

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              he also randomly pulls something about "working in the soup kitchen" out of his ass and then ignores the fact that he also tries to frick Lois all the time. The scene was good as a "oh shit Brian's getting called out" moment but it's fricking Family Guy, do not think about it too hard. Also this just ruined Quag as a character, he can't be dumb fun pervert anymore, he's just another writer self-insert now, I hate him as the group's "Straight man".

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            But quagmire is a way worse person. A literal rapist. Brian hasn’t done anything a quarter as bad as quagmire has so while Brian isn’t perfect and pretends to be better than he is he’s still not anywhere close to being as bad as quagmire and quagmire has no right to lecture him.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a rapist Quagmire

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    "After this scene you will basically be turned into a secondary version of me who acts nothing like Quagmire and like 90% of your plotlines involve you being angry and whiny"

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What scene?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quagmire is a literal pedo rapist. It's not worth trying to argue with these 'people'

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quagmire was like seething that brian wants to frick lois but qquagmire wants the same. What a fricking hypocrite.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Lois finds about Quagmire wanting to frick her due to pocket dial
    >Lois doesn't think it's a big deal

    I don't get it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A guy wants to have sex with an attractive woman is nothing new to women if they are attractive. They already assume every man wanting to bang them.

      Lois took it as a compliment.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A guy wants to have sex with an attractive woman is nothing new to women if they are attractive. They already assume every man wanting to bang them.
        This
        Lois took it as a compliment.
        Not this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a comedy show

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >leave without a word
    >go home and call the police
    >his house is raided, hard drives seized
    >testify at his trial about the numerous unconscious, incapacitated, or otherwise unwilling women I've witnessed him take into his house, many of which being minors
    >the day he's locked up, go to his troony dad's house and destroy his ass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All because he said something that made you mad?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Glass houses, etc.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remind me what's wrong with sounding mad again?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gives a person you dislike the smug satisfaction of knowing they got under your skin
      >lose social status because you look triggered
      >harder to argue your case because big mad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Don't feel things or they win anon.
        What the actual frick is this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're allowed to feel things but if you're arguing with someone and you get mad then people are going to adjust their opinion of you accordingly.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds pretty fricking cringe logic m80.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's how the world works.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The world works by pointing your finger and calling people a moron homosexual anon what planet are you on.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But who are you quoting?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >first day on the internet
          if i can piss you off with just words then that says alot about your constitution

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most anons have lived suppressing their emotions IRL and never expressing themselves when it counts.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I am sad, not smug when I discover someone is angry at me
        >People think you're not a pushover and actually someone who stands up for themselves
        >Angry gives you intimidation bonuses and people think you're cool

        I'm autistic but I feel that's how it would work,.the way you explained it feels more like how people on internet feel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I am sad, not smug when I discover someone is angry at me
          That depends on if you like them or not. If you're arguing with someone you don't like this won't be the case, see the whole online debate sphere.
          >People think you're not a pushover and actually someone who stands up for themselves
          >Angry gives you intimidation bonuses and people think you're cool
          Losing your shit is never an admirable thing and you can stand up for yourself without getting mad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Human hypocrisy
      If you are calm and collected you are cool
      If you get angry, you are pathetic

      Have you been passanger in a road rager’s car? It literaly makes you cringe

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not if the other person fricking deserves it for being a fricking moron and nearly getting people killed anon.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let me clarify, it is impotent rage

          If you dont sound whiny and the other person gets scared of you then it’s cool. If they dont care or you sound like a weak b***h, then you are a joke

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Don't feel things or they win anon.
      What the actual frick is this.

      Sounds pretty fricking cringe logic m80.

      Just be stronger than your opponents and beat them senseless

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not only are you a lot of those exact things yourself, you are also boring. You've become nothing more than the Marge Simpson of Family Guy, constantly whining and nagging but never having an interesting story to tell

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would creampie his dad.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Nuagmire so much it's unreal. Shameless old Quagmire wasn't pretentious.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I am who I am, of course I'm not perfect but I'm not that bad a person either, sorry you can't accept it

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom lol
    Your mom
    >I would then lean closer cause I might get drowned out by the other people in the restaurant
    YOUR MOM HAHA

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Brian you're in love with Lois have you no shame
    >*tried to frick Lois at least twice*

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just tell him you fricked his dad. Simple as that.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't say a single word, I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have turned to the camera and said "you're the fricking writer seth you homosexual, write better if you don't like it, stop using your cartoon as a mouthpiece you prostitute"

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same thing I do when anyone says anything mean to me. I just laugh.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn’t say anything to him. I’d listen to what he had to say, and that’s what no one did.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I was better in the first 3 seasons

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He’s a loser who does this for attention, whether it’s people joining him or hating him. Idk why you keep giving him what he wants, you haven’t said anything he hasn’t heard before. He knows he’s a loser but you telling him that isn’t going to make him stop because he just wants attention. Sometimes I wonder who is more autistic people like him or people like you.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the homosexual edrama going on in here? Frick off back to discord you fricking Black folk. You need to be 18 or older to post here

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Ya no shit spammers on this board are autistic losers, nobody but an autistic loser would spend an extended amount of time spamming. Again, you’re not saying anything he hasn’t heard before or anything he doesn’t know, you’re just giving him exactly what he wants, attention, because he doesn’t get attention anywhere else except the internet because he’s an autistic loser, and he doesn’t know how to get it in any other way other than being annoying because he’s an autistic loser. Yes, sad pathetic people exist in real life and a lot of them post here and that has always been the case and that will never change, ignore it and once they stop getting attention they’ll get bored and try something else but the more you feed into it the more they do it. So stop seething over autistic losers and get over it already, if it bothers you so much maybe you shouldn’t post here.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Some brown troony got banned for spamming his unfunny ESL meme
    Who cares? Perhaps you are taking imageboards too seriously?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re next is a movie

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did the writers just pretend that Glenn didn't try to frick Lois every chance he got in the early seasons?

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You keep taking about an unemployed autistic losers LinkedIn page as if it’s some victory. Nobody cares, not even him. He’s gonna keep spamming, he’s gonna keep ban evading, the only thing you can control is yourself. So either get over it and stop seething, or maybe Reddit is more your speed.

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene was the moment I stopped watching Family Guy. The writers forgot it was a comedy and tried to insert some kind of psychological analysis of the characters, and it was cringey and gay. This writing quirk isn't unique to Family Guy. The same thing happened at some point in Rick and Morty and Bojack Horseman. Someone is going around ruining comedy shows, and they should probably be drawn and quartered.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're the bigger loser by stalking some random literal nobody all over the internet. Get a life, also stop spamming your stupid discord inside jokes. You're just as bad. Please go back to plebdit and discord. After you turn 18, then you can come back to Cinemaphile.org/tv/

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glen, youre a rapist

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea because if I was brian I would agree with quagmire so id immediately go run outside and jump in front of a car

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I’m not defending him, I simply don’t care. He isn’t the first autistic loser to spam the board, he won’t be the last. This is Cinemaphile, it will always attract and be full of autistic losers. So either learn to ignore them, or go to a website like Reddit where you won’t have to deal with them because they’ll be downvoted. You’re not going to accomplish anything by arguing with those people or attack them, all you are going to do is help them fulfill their goals, get attention and detail threads. So I’m a way people like you are worse than people like him, because he’s just one guy who would get bored and stop and never derail threads if not for homosexuals like you. So idk if you’re new here or something, if you still see the over random autists like this guy you must be, but learn to get over it because this is how it’s always gonna be and you’ll never change that.

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're a rapist.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was the stupidest part of Family Guy because Quagmire should've been arrested for rape.

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't have said anything. I would have listened.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quagmire is such a prolific rapist that Fox had to censor a gag where he jumps into the "coming up next" ribbon, rapes Marge until she likes it, then and murders the kids when they find out. And Seth Mcfarlain is so butthurt about it that he's still ranting about the "censorship" years later. He's an absolute psychopath, so him lecturing Brian is moronic for a few reasons. You could have had any character do it.

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