How would you improve star wars

How would you improve star wars

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    by shooting Rey in the head. Roll credits

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people so mean to Daisy?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because she is every preppy uppity "stacy" always acting superior and always full of herself rolled into one, she is the girl who would cry "ew" when you sit next to her or say "why is he here" at a house party, who insults almost everyone she sees then cries when someone has a bad word to say about her, and of course everyone takes her side because she's such a popular pretty princess

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen this b***h as a teen, smoking and drinking and kissing. Trust me, her self confidence has gotta be shit right about now. Any producer can frick her.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >she is the girl who would cry "ew" when you sit next to her
          Maybe you, loser

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Every time I see her she has a different head shape, different body type, different look altogether.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          to add, she's also the type of woman who pretends to not do what you described when in front of a camera

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Me on the left

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >very first role is her as a nude corpse

        Why? Shouldn't a role like that go to a model? As far as I'm aware she was never a model

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was a Mary Sue in-universe
        Not her fault
        But that's how it is

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nuke it

      A woman that I can't frick is a woman that shouldn't exist

      Cute <3

      >navel piercing
      Ruined.

      More space frogs. And kill Filoni.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nuke it

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A woman that I can't frick is a woman that shouldn't exist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My boy, all women are women you can frick. You just have to believe in yourself, and have lots of money!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If I cant fight it frick it or eat it, it has no place.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wut about ur mum

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can frick Rey. Have you been to Disneyland yet?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'd be too much of a moron to get anywhere near Rey. Her handlers would put me in Disney jail for stare-raping her.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You CAN frick them, you are just unable to because you are a loser
      Their potential to be fricked is there
      Your potential to do the fricking is not

  4. 1 month ago
    Daisy Ridley

    Cute <3

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >navel piercing
    Ruined.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ya gotta accept the good with the bad. Everything else is on point. And I hate AI images.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make a based AI Star Wars that is so soulless it is like a shitpost

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Radically expand the timeline and overhaul the prioritize they are giving each era.

    With so many shows and movies that Lucasfilm is putting out, there's no reason to be leaning so hard into the OT-ST eras when there's so much more to explore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tfa ruined all nu wars that came after it. If you can't understand why you should have a nice day.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get rid of ray

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cast a woman worth looking at.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >write it myself
    >get a competent director
    >get Lucas involved with an important but not controlling EP credit
    >attractive white leads, either go KOTOR or shadows of the empire
    >casting couch dozens of attractive white supermodels for the female lead and cum inside every one of them
    >give myself a cool, serviceable Jedi character cameo
    >don’t involve women or effeminate Hollywood liberals or minorities in any of the writing, storyboarding, etc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We have a winner

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Two words: Pregnant Rey

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She's a barren c**t

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So was Darth Vader's mom until God intervened. Yes, Jesus exists in Star Wars.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would say nothing and listen, which is what no one did

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make a show that focuses on some Separatist soldier during his time in the Clone Wars and afterwards. Something in the style of Nick Adams The Rebel.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They need a competent writing team that stays consistent. They need a competent person who will have a plan for Star Wars and protect the core plan from corporate meddling. Seeing as how this is a children's movie made for selling products, they will never do either of those things.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymouse

    Global death sentence for anyone who tries to make another star wars movie

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "Everything after Return of the Jedi is not canon"

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    End it.
    Declare that episodes 6,7 8 are non-canon, and cease all movies for the next 20 years.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >6,7,8

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you improve star wars
    Focus only on Ancient Jedi/Sith many thousands of years before Luke. Focus on a family of Jedi. The daughter has anger issues and accidentally kills one of her two brothers while training. The Council wants to wipe her memory to spare her the trauma and also remove her connection to the force. The father does not want this, the mother agrees with the Council. The Council locks the daughter away and the father and his Jedi allies attack the Temple and free his daughter, killing most of the Jedi there. Mother hunts him down and defeats him with other Jedi, takes her daughter back, wipes her memory. Flash forward in time, daughter is older, as is the other brother. They live on an urban planet scavenging for a living, or stealing from the rich topsiders. The brother resents the sister for killing her other brother, but she doesn't know anything about that and he doesn't tell her. Eventually the father comes back, alive, and fully realized as a Sith. He wants his daughter back. The son wants nothing to do with him. Daughter is bitter at mother and brother and willingly goes with dad, converts to the dark side, learns the force. Also the Sith women wear leather outfits or bikinis, and there is one Lethan Twi that may or may not become Darth Talon. The End.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    get rid of the blacks

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You fools!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fat prostitutes are so 5 years ago, dad.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I need to stop coming to Cinemaphile. Too much coom bait

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man, Rey falling in love with Kyro Ren and that's why she joins the Sith is a pretty compelling storyline if you ask me. Just how fricking dark would you become to protect someone you love.

    I'd love to see Rey vs Leia.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In hindsight there was a decent trilogy in there somewhere that never got made.

    >imperial remnant is still covertly operational embedded in the New Republic structure and eventually resurfaces
    >multiple parallel contingency protocols if the Empire fell kick in
    >Ben and Rey are both students at Luke's academy
    >over time Ben starts to fall to the dark sie
    >Rey is always an exemplary student (sort of a Hermione of the bunch)
    >will they won't they story between them
    >in the end the Imperial Remnant fully reforms in open warfare and them trying to clone Palpatine is the overarching plot (he never actually gets cloned in the end)
    >Ben manages to revert to the light side but Rey succumbs
    >in the end turns out Rey was also a contingency plan and she's a Palpatine
    >Ben saves her from the brink
    >Imperial remnant and all their plans collapse and they are destroyed forever

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those movies would have been so much better if they had had the guts to make her evil.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get a talented writer/director, have the write a sensible outline for a trilogy have as the only condition that they can't use or directly reference any of the characters from any previous movies or television series

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > copy legend galactic heroes battles in space
    > have massive land battles like warhammer

    Have a Beautiful korean FL as a general commanding the rebels.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Retcon everything after 2012, recanonize the original canon (EU),
    Leave the skywalker saga alone. Don't make anything within the Prequel, Original, or New Republic eras.
    Instead, adapt kotor, then kotor 2, and make the old republic period your creative ppayground.
    Adapt the EU in chronological order from kotor, and KEEP WOMEN OUT OF THE WRITER'S ROOM.
    >there is no other way.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Retcon everything after 2012
      >Keeping prequelshit
      nah

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    George Costanza's hairline?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hardcore fricking.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That was one hot porn comic

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they have to continue from where they are now, the only way is to reveal that Luke had a son (has to be SON, not a daughter). Bring that character in as the new hero. Give him the hero's journey and whatnot. Rey could train him I guess, then die. Or turn evil, and then die.
    Yes it's fanfic tier garbage, but that's the hole they dug themselves into.

    The other way is to de-canonize the sequels, but that would require admitting that they made mistakes.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fire all the people in charge and replace them with white, christian men and make it a point to mention this detail specifically.
    Apologize for having ruined the franchise due to being misguided and vow to do better.
    Make it a point to mention things like "the first ever all-white Star Wars movie" in all of your marketing.
    Other than that, do not talk about race or gender related issues at all and only talk about how awesome the story and effects and everything are.
    While writing the story, make sure that all characters are white and beautyful.
    All female characters, regardless of their role in the story, are wives and mothers.
    Every character is a part of a wholesome, big, all-white family.
    Every character is married or wants to get married.
    All female characters only aspire to be devout housewives. Make it a point that all women have left the Jedi order willingly because of that.
    Story must focus on timeless topics that everyone can empathize with.
    Contractually forbid anyone mentioned in the movie's end credits to talk about politics or politically charged topics on social media - or any other platform.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Op saved my AI Rey

    This brings a happy tear to my eye. I am genuinely touched.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'll touch you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like it too! Genuine question: so pretend I dont know shit about AI. What prompts/images did you put in this thing to get images of a Dark Rey?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Star Wars movie still of not Ridley(Daisy) in revealing sleek black leather midriff dancing with a red lightsaber

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I guess it's been a meme for awhile. It's just messed up that a Sith Rey should have been the endgame but all we got was shit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder all nu wars is homosexual shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Star Wars movie still of not Ridley(Daisy) in revealing sleek black leather midriff dancing with a red lightsaber

        Should also note that it's Bing Creator or Microsoft Designer. They're both using DALL-E 3, they're just a big different in what they'll allow/produce.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Professional Jedi Rey Skywalker learns her rival has injected her with a poison that will kill her if her heart rate drops.

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing exists after the OT, original version.
    There, it's saved

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sexy midriffs improve any film
    prove me right

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Midriff feels like a lost art in cinema these days.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also, the typical "there is no protection" mimimi arguments about these outfits in combat scenarios do not apply to star wars, since light sabers would just melt through anything anyways.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "realism" isn't really something to aspire to in fantasy movies anyway. Spectacle should take precedence.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. In 9/10 cases "because it looks cool" is perfectly sufficient to justify a design decision in an action movie

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              "Looks cool" to whom is the major caveat. If 14 year old boys like it, then sure. If it appeals to trans-activists and feminists, then hell no.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >"Looks cool" to whom is the major caveat.

                The people making it.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    U made the thread you tell me you lazy turd

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make it less brown and add dicky

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have ray give Kylo the sloppest 20 minute long blow job during the first movie. Then Kylo would instantly stop being a moron incel and switch sides and not kill his dad.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jenna Ortega is theeeee... Daughter of Obi Wan
    We watch 3 episodes and she isn't a jedi but a witch and she marries baby yoda

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More lesbians. But it would be better if it was all lesbians using Force sex and lightsaber dildos and oil and whip cream. They must defeat the BBC Empire.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How would you improve star wars
    Make Rey a futa.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make the movies for boys like it was supposed to be

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make Feige and Kennedy apologise on video at gun point and then shut the whole thing down forever. And make Filionis browser history public

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    send her to the gym for 6 months
    during that time make her train with swords
    make a new trilogy in which she's the villain and dresses like a hot b***h
    simple

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Erase all The New One's Past the Originals From History and start over with the Jedi Winning

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give her a happy trail.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Make it black latex instead.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a comfy scene in front of a fireplace, then she looks into the camera and says "I love you."

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    burn and destroy all disney star wars media. start over under new ownership with a proper story where luke trains and hands off the torch to his son

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