This. If I find an exhausted bee, I place it gently on a flower in the sun. They tend to recover and fly off again after a little while, meanwhile wasps immediately get the Raid if one gets in the house. Frick 'em.
>t. never been chased by a wasp wanting to crawl into your ear looking for honey or dead insects or whatever
it's easy to avoid getting attacked by wasps, literally just don't freak out and remain calm around insects in general.
learn to let creepy crawly spiders walk on your hand, then freak out your friends and coworkers by walking towards them with your new friend.
Also grow a garden with flowers in them to encourage bee habitation.
Bumblebees are related to but in a completely separate genus from bees. That's like saying hornets are wasps. How am I supposed to relate to this harrowing tale of man versus nature when they can't even get that detail right.
Wasps are a special kind of moronic. >Colonial wasps cannot actually eat the food they gather. >Instead it must be taken to larvae, who in turn turn it into sustenance for themselves and also secrete a sweet umami syrup that is the only thing adult wasps can actually eat.
I wish humans were more insect like. Insects are so damn efficient and good at what they do. No arguments, no “self expression” or delusional ideas about abstract concepts like liberty or god, just work for the rest of your species and get the job done. Perfectly adapted in every way to do that job, never whining about free time or getting tired, never seeking attention like a dog or getting pissy like a cat. Just efficient, beautiful. I wish I was a bee.
>you vill be the bugs >and you vill be happy
In all seriousness chinks and asiatics are the only group of people in the world that unironically think like this, that is if you're not baiting
why are you so rude and dismissive about such an intelligent species' feelings? bees are cute and we never did anything bad to you to deserve such words
is this show about me? yesterday big annoying bug flew into my room and kept hitting me in the leg, he was dumb though and just fell on his back with no ability to move, and I killed him
What was unrealistic was that he kept trapping it and then freeing it after feeling bad rather than just murdering it even though he at other times did shit that would've just murdered the bee if it had worked.
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
Wasps are aggressive flying Black folk who confront you out of nowhere and invade your life although they have room enough to fly and sting some bugs but noooo
have you guys ever had to deal with carpenter wasps? they make these cylindrical hard as frick nests with mud and cellulose
they usually are by themselves, alone
they enter your house, spend hours scouting around, then come back with materials and slowly build this little cylinder
really annoying
I would invite the bee to a nice dinner and light candles and lay out the nice place settings. Then the bee would arrive and thank me and hand me his coat while I discuss the trip with the bee and ask the bee how his bee wife and bee children are. Then, when the bee sits down to dinner I would stop and insist the bee say grace first. The bee would be uncomfortable as the bee is not a Christian. I would know this in advance, because all bees are pagans or otherwise heaven would be full of bees when you die and the bee would be forced to contemplate his soul while also thinking of when he has heard a man (or a very determined bee) pray. While the bee is distracted by this, I will roll up a newspaper and smack the bee with it, killing him. Then I would finish my delicious dinner and weight the bee's body down with a cinderblocks and throw him into a nearby lake so nobody could find the bee. That is how I would kill the bee.
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no i dont kill bees
wasps are another story
this
I don’t kill any insects because I am a merciful soul. Still eat meat every day though lol.
implying I know the difference
they look the same so they die
Get lasik surgery.
This. If I find an exhausted bee, I place it gently on a flower in the sun. They tend to recover and fly off again after a little while, meanwhile wasps immediately get the Raid if one gets in the house. Frick 'em.
I wouldn't. Bees are our friends. Wasps and wienerroaches on the other hand get the gas chamber
You would make a gas chamber just for a single wasp? Kinda excessive if you ask me.
>t. never been chased by a wasp wanting to crawl into your ear looking for honey or dead insects or whatever
it's easy to avoid getting attacked by wasps, literally just don't freak out and remain calm around insects in general.
learn to let creepy crawly spiders walk on your hand, then freak out your friends and coworkers by walking towards them with your new friend.
Also grow a garden with flowers in them to encourage bee habitation.
Confront Kaiki about the situation.
I would light a candle and let it fly directly into it because bugs are fricking stupid.
That's a bumblebee
bumblebee is a type of bee
but more bumbly
Bumblebees are related to but in a completely separate genus from bees. That's like saying hornets are wasps. How am I supposed to relate to this harrowing tale of man versus nature when they can't even get that detail right.
If you want to get technical, a lot of things are not what they seem. There's no point splitting hairs for everything though.
bumblebees are bees, honey bees aren't the only specy of bee
Are you mentally challenged
This is bumblebee.
The bee did nothing wrong
Why would I kill that bee? It's not even my house, I'd just hang out at my room or outside for a couple of days.
bees are helpful, most other bugs can frick off tho
I wouldn't. No need to.
I can't even bring myself to kill an annoying fly and will do everything I can to just lead it out the nearest window even at great effort
>will happily kill a wasp in a similar situation though. those c**ts are self-aware evil
Wasps are a special kind of moronic.
>Colonial wasps cannot actually eat the food they gather.
>Instead it must be taken to larvae, who in turn turn it into sustenance for themselves and also secrete a sweet umami syrup that is the only thing adult wasps can actually eat.
Man vs Bee is kino. You should all watch it
people said the Bean humor flopped
What about the bee humor?
Fill it with porn dumps.
*blocks your path*
*invites termites into your house*
*is the biggest bee in the world*
What now human?
that's a big bee
There's no way that should be able to fly
Rat poison
I wish humans were more insect like. Insects are so damn efficient and good at what they do. No arguments, no “self expression” or delusional ideas about abstract concepts like liberty or god, just work for the rest of your species and get the job done. Perfectly adapted in every way to do that job, never whining about free time or getting tired, never seeking attention like a dog or getting pissy like a cat. Just efficient, beautiful. I wish I was a bee.
ok commie
Just go to China
>gets ruses by insecticide
you are vaxxed aren't you?
Intelligent life needs an outlet. Look at cats, dogs, dolphins, elephants, lions. They play, they rest, they frick around doing nothing.
>you vill be the bugs
>and you vill be happy
In all seriousness chinks and asiatics are the only group of people in the world that unironically think like this, that is if you're not baiting
How do you know a bee doesn’t have a relationship with God?
higher tiers of thought means you understand the need of taking care of yourself, dummy.
>muh efficiency
can you be more gay than that?
t. Chang Ching Chong
+100 social credit score
>I wish humans were more insect like
Move to China
pretty sure I saw this exact comment in a thread about bovines but with cows instead of insects.
bees are our friends
>bee
don't bother it
>bumblebee
I don't want this shit near me, to fat and big for me to ignore. I don't want to kill it, but I want it gone.
I found it difficult to sympathize with the character because he was the most negligent moron on planet earth working as a professional house sitter.
i like bees
>killing bees
why? look at these cute morons
they are literally computer programs with no subjective experience. you are calling an unconscious mechanism cute
Frick off. You can’t prove that.
yes and? i call a lot of things cute, even if immaterial or artificial
why are you so rude and dismissive about such an intelligent species' feelings? bees are cute and we never did anything bad to you to deserve such words
>we
fricking bees are plotting to take over man
no im not insane its really happening
look at the posts! just look at the posts!
>MUH SCIENCE SAYS SO
science can barely fricking account for consciousness. you have no idea how “conscious” an insect is because you are not one
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hempel's_dilemma
I HECKIN' LOVE SCIENCE!
>Science says you can't cremate that many bodies in such a short space of time
>NOOOO NOT THAT KIND OF SCIENCE!
They didn’t burn all of them. Why do you nut jobs pretend mass graves don’t exist?
and humans are not? kek mom look at what that stupid computer program said
Why israeliteslefies worship bees so much? They even go as far to say bees are protecting us from being extincted
like lmao wtf
in order to kill this bug i need to live like a bug, think like a bug... become a bug
is this show about me? yesterday big annoying bug flew into my room and kept hitting me in the leg, he was dumb though and just fell on his back with no ability to move, and I killed him
What was unrealistic was that he kept trapping it and then freeing it after feeling bad rather than just murdering it even though he at other times did shit that would've just murdered the bee if it had worked.
IT MAKES NO SENSE.
>unrealistic
>mr.bean chasing around a CGI bee
could have sworn it was a documentary
Even in comedy I think there needs to be some truth to it.
My problem is lack of internal consistency.
A bee is a bro. I would give him a very small saucer of sugary water.
I wouldn't, bees are cool, just open a window
don't kill bees
snookerball in a sock
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that's a big bee
is that real?
wait a second
that's a big bee
too big in fact
I'm beginning to suspect this isn't a real bee
If I feed it a carrot will it die?
No... but it would be incredibly painful... for you
Bees and wasps are our bros. They eat insects.
They are docile, loyal.
I have had several bee/wasp bros in my life and they were all chill.
Wasps are aggressive flying Black folk who confront you out of nowhere and invade your life although they have room enough to fly and sting some bugs but noooo
bees are vegan
have you guys ever had to deal with carpenter wasps? they make these cylindrical hard as frick nests with mud and cellulose
they usually are by themselves, alone
they enter your house, spend hours scouting around, then come back with materials and slowly build this little cylinder
really annoying
Kino
>act like a bee
>think like a genius
>man vs nature premise
>its actually man vs technology
I was lied to.
Let it sting me
Just fumigate the house
Honeypot lmfaoo
There barely even are any bees anymore, leave it to the most israeli country in the world to churn out some weird anti bee propaganda
I would frick her
I would invite the bee to a nice dinner and light candles and lay out the nice place settings. Then the bee would arrive and thank me and hand me his coat while I discuss the trip with the bee and ask the bee how his bee wife and bee children are. Then, when the bee sits down to dinner I would stop and insist the bee say grace first. The bee would be uncomfortable as the bee is not a Christian. I would know this in advance, because all bees are pagans or otherwise heaven would be full of bees when you die and the bee would be forced to contemplate his soul while also thinking of when he has heard a man (or a very determined bee) pray. While the bee is distracted by this, I will roll up a newspaper and smack the bee with it, killing him. Then I would finish my delicious dinner and weight the bee's body down with a cinderblocks and throw him into a nearby lake so nobody could find the bee. That is how I would kill the bee.