How would you make a new AvP film?

How would you make a new AvP film?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buddy cop movie

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't. I'm not the right person to take on a project like this.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aliens vs Predator vs Colonial Marines

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Aliens+Predators fighting the real evil: Colonialism

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. My idea:
      >Some random planet with native fauna
      >Small detachment of predators acting like researchers/game wardens to find out if there's anything worth hunting there
      >W-Y have established a science base and are up to their usual shenanigans with xenomorphs
      >Troopers have no idea what's happening, just do their duty guarding the base
      >Predators find out about the base and the xenomorphs, move in to neutralize the threat
      >Devolves into all-out chaos as the marines initially fight against the predators and then have to prevent the aliens from escaping (perhaps siding with the predators once they find out what's happening)

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marines don't guard colonies and especially not Weyland-Yutani bases that's Weyland-Yutani security who are worse than Colonial Marines.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Court room drama. Predators illegally building housing on indigenous alien land so alien takes the predator to court.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They start off fighting but then have sex with each other. Like regular human fricking, not egg/facehugger shit.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bring her back
    >but she's black
    don't care bring her back

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      reddit is that way. theres a black girl in the new exorcist flick, u can flick ur bean to that.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adapt this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basically this. Set the movie in space, more scenes of Preds/Xenos fighting, less scenes stupid humans doing stupid shit nobody cares about. Rate it R.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >less scenes stupid humans doing stupid shit nobody cares about

        I bet every Predator fans feel like this. Everyone remembers Wolf in AVP 2 but nobody remembers the names of human MCs. When will filmmakers learn of this obvious fact

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          B-but the human element! How can we know they're monsters if there's no people around?

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They need to break the seal and do a movie from the predators POV and give us subtitles telling us what they say to each other.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would love Apocalpyto style Predator story

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A film from the Predator's point of view in a Black Hawk Down situation where the Predator has to escape from deep inside an Alien hive. Turns out once he escapes the hive that he was actually put there by humans as part of an experiment and the hive exists inside a big human facility and then the second half of the film is Aliens v Predator v Humans, including big gratuitous Cabin In The Woods moments.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    One for one adaptation of Deadliest of the Species.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was never a good idea. Alien and Predator are really two different genres. Alien is horror, and Predator is a blockbuster action movie. It doesn't go well together. If it were possible, maybe AvP could be better as a replacement for Alien 3:
    > Predator ship finds Ripley's ship with her in cryosleep.
    > Ripley is captive, experimented on by Predator aliens.
    > Alien somewhere on ship.
    > Alien picks off predators one by one with little resistance.
    > Ripley escapes, tries to navigate around the ship and evade alien and predators.
    > Tries but has no idea how to use predator technology or weapons
    > All predators dead but one that's severely injured.
    > Scene with them trying to communicate, reach a mutual understanding that the predator will take her to Earth if she assists him killing the alien.
    > She kills the alien somehow.
    > Scene of predator putting in navigation to earth.
    > They go to cryosleep.
    > While sleeping, the predator's chest is throbbing.
    > End credits.

    The alien/human teamup + predator chest burster is lifted from the real AvP obviously.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Predator is a blockbuster action movie
      you FOOL

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        > Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, and Jesse Ventura
        > Half the movie is these characters shooting into trees and rice farmers like they're Rambo.
        I love Predator as much as anybody, but it is 100% a blockbuster action movie, where the antagonist happens to be from outer space.

        Alien is a horror movie, where the monster happens to be from outer space.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The beauty of Predator is that it STARTS as a blockbuster action movie and then it shifts into a horror movie where all the blockbuster action stars are suddenly on the backfoot and scared and panicked and fleeing.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's an action film that starts by making Arnie & co. look baddass then later switches to making the predator look badass. The violence in Predator is not there to create scenes of horror.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Nonsense. Elucidate why the monster hunting people in Predator is action but in Alien it's horror.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah just compare Predator 2 to Aliens. Alien series ditched the horror aspect early on.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Alien is horror
      moron.
      >and Predator is a blockbuster action movie.
      moron.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Concession accepted.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You gotta lurk more

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Toss in Terminators and make it a three way brawl.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toss in your mom and call it a typical Thursday night.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Toss in your mom and call it a typical Thursday night.

      Throw in Robocop while were at it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice. You killed it.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Modern day. Aliens and Predators join forces to enact TND.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    With dwindling numbers and dangerously low fertility rates, the xeno's and yautja fight over the one species with genetic makeup able to restore their respective species population through vigorous breeding
    Whoever wins, we coom

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      throw in some engineer girls and you got it

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >engineer girls
        why hasnt scott thought of this

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did. He had David draw them as one of his artworks. Supposedly some of the engineers her kills are female but they just all look very similar

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            he should've given them extremely wide hips

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