How would you make an Archie cartoon in this day and age to appeal to zoomers and gen alpha?

How would you make an Archie cartoon in this day and age to appeal to zoomers and gen alpha?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make them all Bi

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it just the way it always has been. Make the zoomers pine for America the way it used to be in hopes of sparking rebellion

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this. Read any issue from the 50s to the 80s and you'll pine for the America that was.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This never-ending love triangle is somehow a profitable comic
    Literally how⁉

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Selling affordable digest formatted magazines in super markets instead of some moronic specialty distribution model.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where I'm from (Calgary) Walmart has them next to that magazine shelf at Walmart.
        Literally full shelf everytime I go.

        If someone is buying these I'd like to witness it in action because I swear they're just a decoration for the impulse-buy shelf.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.
        [...]
        They tried this with Riverdale by making it a teen drama, it was awful, as most teen dramas are (see Euphoria) so the answer is simply not to, as a zoomer I can tell you the people who enjoy Archie for being Archie will read him anyway.

        Where I'm from (Calgary) Walmart has them next to that magazine shelf at Walmart.
        Literally full shelf everytime I go.

        If someone is buying these I'd like to witness it in action because I swear they're just a decoration for the impulse-buy shelf.

        You know, I would unironically buy the comics every time I go to the store (which is often) if the prices for these small comics weren't so fricking pricey!
        Like, frick, man!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >successful gag formula that doesn't really change.
      >have been around for over 80 years so people have nostalgia for it
      >clean enough for parents to buy for their kids without worrying about objectionable content
      >sexy pinups of Betty and Veronica to goon to

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw remembering the countless times that I used to jack off to Betty and Veronica wearing cavemen clothing and also jacking off to the underwear section of a Sears catalog magazine because I was a broke as a joke teenager in the 2000s

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >that time when I was seven and took the sears flier out of the newspaper, cut out pictures of the lingerie models to make a collage, and put the flier back in the paper expecting my parents not to notice
          I was a dumb kid

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make a slice-of-comedy with a season long Betty-Veronica-Archie romantic subplot for the girls and Jughead doing wacky shit for the boys.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't there a reboot of this series years ago?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      https://i.imgur.com/vwn1O1j.jpeg

      How would you make an Archie cartoon in this day and age to appeal to zoomers and gen alpha?

      They tried this with Riverdale by making it a teen drama, it was awful, as most teen dramas are (see Euphoria) so the answer is simply not to, as a zoomer I can tell you the people who enjoy Archie for being Archie will read him anyway.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a slice-of-life/sitcom series while occasionally alluding to the weirder elements in the Archie canon like Jughead's interdimensional diner.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Archie and the gang - now terminally online Zoomers - figure out how to throw a house party.

      Sounds comfy

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many Archie stories are lost

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly wouldn't have to change much.
    Either make Kevin one of the main cast, or just vaguely hint that Betty or Veronica (Or really any random side character) is gay and the twitter/tik tok fandom will do the rest (Or it'll get cancelled first season).
    But I guess that'd just be Riverdale but for even younger kids.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By having Chuck frick Veronica, Betty, Cheryl, all leading up to him knocking up Archie's hoe of a mother.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I implore you to have a nice day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You ask me how to fix this franchise
        I tell you exactly how to fix it
        And now you don't want it fixed?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically just remake the filmation series with two story and two song segments per episode.

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