How would you ruin classic characters?

I mean, Kevin Smith ruined batman by saying he pissed himself.
That one dude said that Clark Kent was anally probed.
Jon Kent is a gay.
The Flash is played by Ezra Miller.

What are some other ways we can ruin comic characters?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can't do worse than Superman. His entire legacy is ruined

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://desuarchive.org/co/search/image/kusWn_CmfFUsU36yOBOrgQ/

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >superboy
    >ruined

    they don't care about the character

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Superboy is connected to Superman. You can get rid of Superboy and Superman will survive, but if you ruin Superboy it will also serve to ruin Superman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's just a brand that's easy to sell, they never cared about superboy. they did everything with him; la kid, kid miracleman expy, bodybuilder, smallville actor

        the whole point of his heel turn as prime is that he is mentally ill from his messy history

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >he is mentally ill
          No wonder they're doing this troony stuff

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It would be a good idea to make him a Prime

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No shit, Sherlock. The article author is fricking S. Tire.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Green Lantern got ruined thanks to that horrible movie + making Alan Scott gay

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When did Batman piss himself? I stopped reading rebirth the third arc into Tom King's insanity.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this was way before rebirth, I think, but it's from an issue where Batman is shooting the shit with some new hero on the block and he says that when he set off the explosive to take out the wall before threatening Gotham's elites in the "You have eaten well" Year One scene he pissed himself because of the rush of hot air and the concussion of the blast.
      This is also the run where Batman could identify a centuries old crossbow by feeling the tip of a bolt pressed against him

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man with OMD. Tony Stark with Civil War. Thor with Whor. Captain Hydra. Scarlet Witch with M day. Brie Larson Carol Danvers. Honestly, it is harder to find a classic big 2 character that hasn't been horribly mismanaged.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ban evasion is against the rules, as is spamming.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Making Superboy gay really buck broke your guys’ brains, didn’t it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There’s something interesting about the first born son of a dead species being a homosexual, but the more interesting thing is that it’s canon that he was molested for YEARS before becoming gay, so it’s kinda based how DC shows hiw homosexuals are made

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't read DC since the John came out. Best decision I ever made.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anything about Masters of The Universe: Revelations.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Unlike you snowflakes, I'm not so easily triggered!"
    >WHY THEY CHANGE CHARACTER IN COMIC I DON'T READ?! BAWWWWWWWWWWWW"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I would have every legacy superhero get replaced by gay brown people FOREVER, quadruple down on it and let the outrage define success!

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your a piece of shit but honest answer is you cant really ruin comic book characters. Thats like the only positive thing about them.

    All it takes is a new team to reinvent the character or whatever and then bang.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, you can absolutely tarnish a character forever.
      No matter how many times they re-invent Spider-man, it's a fact that he was molested by Skip.
      No matter how many universes he travels to or how many bad guys he beats... he will have been fricked by Skip.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one cares about your headcanons or personal autism you absolute fricking obsessed moron. You've had more than enough opportunities to shit your pants in public.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Anon this wasn’t 616 pete, it was electric company pete so he got molested while Morgan freeman narrated it

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