How would you survive in Oz?

How would you survive in Oz?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shank Adebisi and Skillinger day one

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shank McManus

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Death row

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sup Pete

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suck as much big wiener as I can

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would calmly explain that I am not a gay man and would prefer to not have homosexual sex with anyone for the duration of my incarceration. I don't remember anyone ever explaining this to the other inmates, and it seems like an important thing to communicate in a social setting like prison.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just give them a firm handshake, look them straight in the eye and say "no sodomy for me, pal"

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    90% of problems in OZ wouldn’t have happened if McManus kicked Adebisi and O’Riley out of em city. I’d kill those two

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      oriley was such a stupid fricking character. he could get anyone to kill anyone by just telling them the other guy had been talking shit about them

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Irish charm

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        most of the time they were talking shit and plotting against each other though. o'reilly was basically a machiavellian figure who could gabber around people all day.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would kill the first person that attempted to punk me or die trying to kill them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be combing my chest hair and getting that grease ready homosexual

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Id be dead or your eyes would be gouged out with my thumbs silly goose 🙂
        Or if I thought I was gonna get jumped I'd kill a weak Black person and goto the AB for protection

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This anon is the biggest prag. They would turn him the gang's prom queen lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Prag b***h!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put muh kool on ya lips, b***h

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make an alliance with Adebisi and Beecher

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ben Dover

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    join the Aryan Brotherhood as a frickboy

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    rape

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shank a colored guy out of sight of the guards, cut yourself in the neck (with another shank of, aids and all), claim self defense to the guards. McManus didn't do shit anyway.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why dont gay guys just commit crimes 24/7 to go to prison and have all this gay sex?
    they're attracted to men, so to them a guy is the same a girl is to us
    if prisons for regular dudes were just building where you dont have to work, dont have to pay rent, get free food and books and lifting equipment etc. all on top of being surrounded by women desperate rape you every guy would just be a criminal

    what's the incentive to be free men for homosexuals?
    If I were gay, I would just be killing people all the time to get locked back and have tons of sex on taxpayers dime

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gay men have sex very freely and easily outside prison.

      See how AIDS and Monkeypox spread like wildfire because most gays have dozens of sexual partner per year and thousands in a lifetime.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >See how AIDS and Monkeypox spread like wildfire because most gays have dozens of sexual partner per year and thousands in a lifetime.

        Yikes. Maybe we should just lock them up for the benefit of society.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We should

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Goddamn that picture makes my pee per the big pee pee. Source?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better question, what's keeping men from "identifying as a woman" to get thrown in a b***h prison and run the place (or get dommed daily by your pic related)?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because you would be suprised how violent womens prisons can be. Even if you’re terry crews in a wig, you’ll just be stabbed or something by some female gangster

      • 11 months ago
        What if the

        Trannies are put in solitary, not women's prison.

        T. former prison guard

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a good movie with this exact concept called Great Freedom

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gays are extremely criminal. The worst thieves and druggies that I knew were all gay, especially the black ones. That explains a lot of homosexual behavior in prison. People with a serious disorder like Homosexuality often have several problems. They are the victims of sexual abuse, suffer from drug addiction and kleptomania, narcissism, delusions, violent impulses etc.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who had the biggest dick in Oz?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Schibetta should know.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considering how the place operated it would take zero effort to sue the prison into the ground

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DON'T FRICK WITH QUERNS

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does sticking a spoon up your ass feel good?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's only one way to find out

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never heard of this sex act. Do people really do this?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What gang would you join?

    I'd probably join the Christians.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um uh ok?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't ask

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      None

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn’t be the only one that hated McManus and couldn’t take him seriously, right? He was such a bleeding heart gay and the prisoners he did act cold and heartless to just didn’t make sense. I also couldn’t take his yelling and rage seriously. Only good thing about him was his dynamic with Said

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Offer Adebisi my bussy in exchange for protection

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    By keeping my head down and staying the frick away from that irish snake o'reily

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Open up a store called Sneeds Feed & Seed. On the outside it would look like a simple farming store so the guards wouldn't shut it down. But inside it would actually be Chuck's Frick & Suck.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hated this show. I can suspend my disbelief for a lot, but jesus christ man, it's just nonsense

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mind my business like most of the silent extras

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