I swear she has to be some kind of human trafficking victim clueless that she's being passed around the wiener carousel and the Monroe movie was a not so subtle humiliation ritual about it
>and the Monroe movie was a not so subtle humiliation ritual about it
This. That blowjob scene must have been humiliating for her. Can't believe she agreed to it.
Find a nice non celebrity woman to settle down with , retire to some isolated area pick up some nice hobbies and just enjoy the time I have left. Either that or just embrace full hedonism. I think the first option is better
what would you do specifically in regards to freshwater fishkeeping if you had, say, $100m.
i would make a no-kill open-range cat shelter. huge open area (like big park sized) with a cat-proof fence. take all strays, have on-site grooming and health services, make all kitties happy, healthy, rehabilitate them. let them live their lives in the cat sanctuary. set up webcams everywhere and stream it for free.
That sounds really nice but what are they gonna do when they kill all the wildlife in the park? You’re just gonna have 20,000 cats lounging under the feeder all day every day.
well presumably small animals would wander in and the cats could hunt those. but i don't want to be complicit in mass murder of small mammals so the cats are just gonna have to learn to love kibble.
i don't think it would get to 20,000 that would represent a serious problem. i could easily see hundreds living there though.
Yeah cats are kind of mass murders wherever they go (the decimate ecosystems of islands when they’re introduced). They’ll love kibbles though they won’t even hunt if they’re fed but then you’ll just have a bunch lazy fatties laying around waiting for the feeder to go off which is kind of sad too. But at least you’d be taking care of them and they’d be safe. I think there’s some kinks to be worked out but your hearts in a good place keep it up.
i don't think i'd have many problems, nothing would be expected of the cats, if a cat was a problem it would be separated from the general population. we'd have interior space for cats with special needs or whatever. of course there would be a staff of professionals on site. none of this volunteer shit, people who are paid do a better job than volunteers. I'd like to reiterate that point.
People who are paid do a better job than volunteers.
>cats are kind of mass murders
What a reddit way of thinking, I do not have the energy to expand because I am so sick of seeing you people everywhere. I bet you refer to other people as "humans" instead of saying people like a normal person.
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What did he say that’s incorrect? Cats will frick up bird populations and such when left outside.
It's pretty hard to think of ways to actually spend that much. I think what I'd want to do is massive biotopes so you could essentially see the Amazon or Orinoco or Lake Malawi from underneath the water and at ~25,000-100,000 gallon scale, the way most city aquariums I've been to show you reefs. I think there are already places like this, but a sole focus on freshwater+extreme breadth of habitats is what I'd want. I guess I could take another bite out of the budget by spending on prize-winning koi, normally I'd just say I'd rather have a bigger pond with plainer fish, but it's seriously hard to figure out how to spend that money. I could have a cistern where I can snorkel with sturgeon on a tenth of a percent of the budget. A lot of it should go to conservation breeding projects, keeping species alive in the pet trade that would otherwise be lost when their habitat is destroyed in the wild.
what would you do specifically in regards to freshwater fishkeeping if you had, say, $100m.
i would make a no-kill open-range cat shelter. huge open area (like big park sized) with a cat-proof fence. take all strays, have on-site grooming and health services, make all kitties happy, healthy, rehabilitate them. let them live their lives in the cat sanctuary. set up webcams everywhere and stream it for free.
His depression was almost certainly caused by having had prime JLo ass in the 2000s and knowing you can never have it again. Quite frankly I don’t know how he hasn’t killed himself.
His depression was almost certainly caused by having had prime JLo ass in the 2000s and knowing you can never have it again. Quite frankly I don’t know how he hasn’t killed himself.
There is more to life than crushing Latina ass.
Besides, he could always find another Latina.
notice how he wound up with the one that literally everyone in the world wanted and then still broke up with her and went back to j-lo
If I was that rich. I'd just go live in the most beautiful places around the world for months at end and do whatever the frick I want. Hey, let's go spend 3 months in Norway, Maldives, Switzerland or I don't know fricking Antarctica just because I can.
If you're depressed that won't make you happy, it will just keep you entertained for a while.
In fact it could make you more depressed when you realize changing settings doesn't cure your depression and people are only nice to you because you're rich.
Isolating yourself in a cabin in the woods also won't make you happy.
Happiness is better shared. Socializing and making other people happy is what will bring you the most joy. Participating in activities, having hobbies, fitness and eating healthy are the way to go.
Personally I'd buy some land and cultivate a gardened forest for myself.
That is my millionaire dream.
Of course the government would try to stop me, but that's what lawyers are for.
>I'd rather kill myself in a mansion than be poor.
Amen, I'm living with my mother at 40 and genuinely considering robbing a bank and letting em incarcerate me. 3 hots and a cot, fed time, and bank robbers are probably pretty high in the prison hierarchy. Not like I'm getting any girls living with mommy.
why don't you just move out. get a job and move out.
yes you will probably live in a shit-ass apartment, because your job sucks, that's life. at least you'll be free.
>get a job and move out.
Jobs don't pay enough for apt. and eating, let alone saving
Why not just save up a few grand and go #ontheroad
Lonely 40yos don't go on wacky adventures, they get murdered by other drifters and no one cares enough to investigate. No one wants to talk to us or be reminded we exist, everyone our age is busy with family, career, kids, everyone older than us despises us for being losers or is so old and out-of-touch they think we're still little kids and we'll "turn it around", "meet a nice girl". People younger than us obviously hate us and don't want us around.
>drifters
I'm not telling you to be homeless I'm talking about hopping between cheap hotels and seeing the sights.
I might have a skewed view of it because in the UK you can walk to the next town within a day no matter where you are and then just get like a £20-£40 a night room or something.
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Buddy, it's 2024. Traveling is expensive as frick now, gas is more expensive, cheap hotels are now unironically dangerous places to be. And to see what? Hordes of dull-eyed hispanics and nigs? As dangerous as they are boring to talk to. Obese women covered in permanent doodles? It's not even fun going to national parks anymore with those goddamn bluetooth speakers everyone carts around so they can have their Black personbops everywhere they go. You have to avoid people as much as you can just to say safe and sane in america.
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>traveling >gas
Yeah that's why I said 'walk'.
I forgot that the US is such a shithole but maybe you can do a UK style trip on a local level in a state?
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It's not possible, like at all, unless you fly from major city to major city and at that point you might as well rent a car. You won't be able to see any cool nature which is a major reason you'd want to travel the US
And cheap hotels aren't really all that dangerous unless you make yourself a target and display valuables, unless said hotel is in the actual ghetto which anyone with a brain can avoid.
Of course, the average nu-Cinemaphile polyp never leaves their house and are afraid of their own shadow (because the shadow is black). Being brown or Latino looking unironically is an advantage here, people don't frick with you
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people often forget how big the states are and everything inbetween
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i'm as white as they come and people don't frick with me. just don't look like a b***h.
shit i'm 150lbs no one has ever stepped on me. i consider myself lucky, if some swarthy fellow wants to play the knockout game i'm not sure i could physically prevail.
I like workout and shit but I have always been featherweight.
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>us is such a shithole >says the UKgay
Just shut up and go bask in your sense of smug self-superiority while your local "council estate" fills up with Pakis and Ngubus and the cops stop responding to their crimes because "it could feed into stereotypes". Mayor of london is a pajeet, imagine actually identifying yourself as a ukgay when you could remain anonymous.
4 months ago
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Shitskins who aren't millionaires are all concentrated in certain areas of the UK and they generally do not appreciate the countryside so you can easily avoid them.
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Well unfortunately, USA shitskins are everywhere, especailly in the SouthWest/Great American Desert region (the lands I love best)
It's not possible, like at all, unless you fly from major city to major city and at that point you might as well rent a car. You won't be able to see any cool nature which is a major reason you'd want to travel the US
And cheap hotels aren't really all that dangerous unless you make yourself a target and display valuables, unless said hotel is in the actual ghetto which anyone with a brain can avoid.
Of course, the average nu-Cinemaphile polyp never leaves their house and are afraid of their own shadow (because the shadow is black). Being brown or Latino looking unironically is an advantage here, people don't frick with you
>And cheap hotels aren't [weasel words] dangerous >unless >unless
Go sleep in a 70year old motel on a trucking route, with howling bums throwing bottles at it and loudly whispering jigaboos jiggling your doorknob, homosexual.
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Truckers usually sleep in their cabs dumb dumb. Please keep your fantasy world contained to /misc/ if you ever left your b
hovel you'd realize there are vast swathes of the country where your reviled blacks are <5% of the population, if that, and easily avoidable even in poor areas
>Jobs don't pay enough for apt. and eating, let alone saving
that's actually bullshit, since i have lived in apartments and paid my own way, often paycheck to paycheck, for over a decade. you can absolutely do it, what you can't afford is rent and a car payment. not if you want more than ramen cooked in rainwater for sustenance.
i would say just live lean for a year and save as much as you can and you can get a shitty car, but now cars are super expensive so i'd say just get an ebike or something. or, realize life is hard, it's not going to get an easier, the next year is going to be literally a depression, and you should probably keep living with mommy and make peace, or have a nice day.
tl;dr you can do it with intelligence and sacrifice
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>if you apply yourself you too can barely make ends meet and live in a shit box apartment
Absolutely grim
Like any person Ben needs purpose. Something to work for, something to wake up for and look forward to getting better at. He could try being a good actor again.
This guy has had an insanely wild but fun life. Nailed prime J-Lo, prime Jennifer Garner, and countless others. Had an insane and great push to the top. Talented director. But is just so sad. He’s proof that you can have it all, have your ass eaten, and lick/plow J-Lo ass, & still be miserable.
I think the reason why he is depressed is because it's almost over now. Middle age isn't 50. It's 40. Most people die in their 80s. Even if he uses his resources to live longer to what end? He's going to lose his looks, his mobility, his health, his reputation as a young bachelor. It all went by so fast. In a blink of an eye he's going to push up daisies.
He's lived the life of Solomon who wrote Ecclesiastes. Solomon was blessed with wives, concubines, trillions in dollars worth of wealth, and unlike Ben, power. He was a king. In the end, Solomon came to the conclusion that it was all chasing after wind. It was entertaining and pleasurable but there was no substance to it for the comfort he enjoyed gave him the freedom to think about how fast time was going, how older he was getting and how he was going to die some day. Both kings and peasants are equal in the end.
>in the end, Solomon came to the conclusion that it was all chasing after wind
Note he did not give away his tons of money. Money's meaningless and bla bla blah, all is dust, blah blah blah, but yeah I'm hanging onto my fat stacks of ducats. Can't take Marcus Aurelius seriously either. >DOOD just live like a monk >i, an extremely wealthy, powerful man with no real worries or problems, who could indulge in any pleasure I wanted the second I changed my mind, live that way >I am very smart
Dude only gets so much smoke blown up his ass because he's one of a Tony Ionni handful of kings who weren't absolute gobshites.
I think the reason why he is depressed is because it's almost over now. Middle age isn't 50. It's 40. Most people die in their 80s. Even if he uses his resources to live longer to what end? He's going to lose his looks, his mobility, his health, his reputation as a young bachelor. It all went by so fast. In a blink of an eye he's going to push up daisies.
He's lived the life of Solomon who wrote Ecclesiastes. Solomon was blessed with wives, concubines, trillions in dollars worth of wealth, and unlike Ben, power. He was a king. In the end, Solomon came to the conclusion that it was all chasing after wind. It was entertaining and pleasurable but there was no substance to it for the comfort he enjoyed gave him the freedom to think about how fast time was going, how older he was getting and how he was going to die some day. Both kings and peasants are equal in the end.
Ben has come to this conclusion.
Ecclesiastes isn't that life is only meaningless suffering. The best parts of life are the little vain things you can enjoy, those are gifts from God. Tasty food, art, playing games, pretty much any simple thing you enjoy. Solomon even uses wine as an example of that.
I really wish society would disabuse itself of the meme of forgiveness. You absolutely can get so far gone as to be beyond the point of redemption. Anyone who has spent so long with hedonism as his god has destroyed his soul.
He'd probably feel better if he didn't get Dunkin every day.
high class alcoholism, expensive as frick wines, whiskeys and any kind of alcoholic drinks, as long they are expensive
also this but always spiked.
He SHOULD be depressed. His tattoos look pathetic. Tattoos are fricking ugly and people who get them become ugly.
stay in your containment board homosexual
Inkgay spotted.
Probably carpentry or a nice garden.
His tattoos are awful though.
I would start sticking my junk into crustier avenues if you catch my meaning,
He's already done that
Beg Garner to come back
Frick Jlos butthole relentlessly
same way I treat mine. Never go outside and smoke huge amounts of marijuana
Look at old photos to remind myself of her
we could've saved her
Cocaine, booze, JLO pussy
learn to live with the regret of your past mistakes.
He wants a cute gf but doesn't want more kids. Surely this can't be hard to find if you're Ben Affleck.
I swear she has to be some kind of human trafficking victim clueless that she's being passed around the wiener carousel and the Monroe movie was a not so subtle humiliation ritual about it
>and the Monroe movie was a not so subtle humiliation ritual about it
This. That blowjob scene must have been humiliating for her. Can't believe she agreed to it.
But she got a standing ovation!
I just hope an open-gate version surfaces someday where it's shown what dildo she is sucking on or whatever. Then it will be truly fap worthy.
>all he had to do was give her a baby
What a homosexual, he's rich as frick just knock her up.
I'd take a year off, get a trainer, go on a test cycle, and train in my pedowood mansion
Lick J-Lo's butthole then go eat a pizza in my hot tub. Life ain't so complicated.
Drive around Saint Barts in a mini jeep with J-Lo.
Wow my life could not possibly be anywhere near as cool as his. I hate being a peasant.
Sobriety
Find a nice non celebrity woman to settle down with , retire to some isolated area pick up some nice hobbies and just enjoy the time I have left. Either that or just embrace full hedonism. I think the first option is better
Maybe he should start gambling again
But srs when you have it all what do you do? Find God? It might be the only thing
If you have bank accounts full of money and can't find something to do, that's your own problem.
Hire a dietician, get on testosterone therapy, a personal trainer and smoke a pound of marijuana.
>what is psychotherapy
>psychotherapy
that's how israelites turn you into a troony
>you are not depressed goy, is that you are living like a man when you want to be a woman!
>what is psychotherapy
a racket for the israelites
fix your own damn problems
I wouldn't have depression because I'd be fricking loaded and having a blast fricking prostitutes
Switch to Taco Bell instead of Dunkin Donuts.
I'd get really into freshwater fishkeeping (I am already into freshwater fishkeeping, but I have a lot less money than Ben Affleck).
what would you do specifically in regards to freshwater fishkeeping if you had, say, $100m.
i would make a no-kill open-range cat shelter. huge open area (like big park sized) with a cat-proof fence. take all strays, have on-site grooming and health services, make all kitties happy, healthy, rehabilitate them. let them live their lives in the cat sanctuary. set up webcams everywhere and stream it for free.
That sounds really nice but what are they gonna do when they kill all the wildlife in the park? You’re just gonna have 20,000 cats lounging under the feeder all day every day.
well presumably small animals would wander in and the cats could hunt those. but i don't want to be complicit in mass murder of small mammals so the cats are just gonna have to learn to love kibble.
i don't think it would get to 20,000 that would represent a serious problem. i could easily see hundreds living there though.
Yeah cats are kind of mass murders wherever they go (the decimate ecosystems of islands when they’re introduced). They’ll love kibbles though they won’t even hunt if they’re fed but then you’ll just have a bunch lazy fatties laying around waiting for the feeder to go off which is kind of sad too. But at least you’d be taking care of them and they’d be safe. I think there’s some kinks to be worked out but your hearts in a good place keep it up.
i don't think i'd have many problems, nothing would be expected of the cats, if a cat was a problem it would be separated from the general population. we'd have interior space for cats with special needs or whatever. of course there would be a staff of professionals on site. none of this volunteer shit, people who are paid do a better job than volunteers. I'd like to reiterate that point.
People who are paid do a better job than volunteers.
>cats are kind of mass murders
What a reddit way of thinking, I do not have the energy to expand because I am so sick of seeing you people everywhere. I bet you refer to other people as "humans" instead of saying people like a normal person.
What did he say that’s incorrect? Cats will frick up bird populations and such when left outside.
It's pretty hard to think of ways to actually spend that much. I think what I'd want to do is massive biotopes so you could essentially see the Amazon or Orinoco or Lake Malawi from underneath the water and at ~25,000-100,000 gallon scale, the way most city aquariums I've been to show you reefs. I think there are already places like this, but a sole focus on freshwater+extreme breadth of habitats is what I'd want. I guess I could take another bite out of the budget by spending on prize-winning koi, normally I'd just say I'd rather have a bigger pond with plainer fish, but it's seriously hard to figure out how to spend that money. I could have a cistern where I can snorkel with sturgeon on a tenth of a percent of the budget. A lot of it should go to conservation breeding projects, keeping species alive in the pet trade that would otherwise be lost when their habitat is destroyed in the wild.
Based oscar appreciator.
Based cat appreciator.
I think motorboating JLo’s ass for 30 minutes each morning and night would be a start.
Honestly, if sticking your tongue in her butthole doesn't cure your depression, nothing is going to.
What do you think her butthole tastes like?
Probably like shit since Ben looks like shit ,like they say "you're what you eat"
His depression was almost certainly caused by having had prime JLo ass in the 2000s and knowing you can never have it again. Quite frankly I don’t know how he hasn’t killed himself.
There is more to life than crushing Latina ass.
Besides, he could always find another Latina.
notice how he wound up with the one that literally everyone in the world wanted and then still broke up with her and went back to j-lo
He got Ana's ass too though
If I was that rich. I'd just go live in the most beautiful places around the world for months at end and do whatever the frick I want. Hey, let's go spend 3 months in Norway, Maldives, Switzerland or I don't know fricking Antarctica just because I can.
How do you feel about sleeping outdoors
https://www.youtube.com/@VagrantHoliday
If you're depressed that won't make you happy, it will just keep you entertained for a while.
In fact it could make you more depressed when you realize changing settings doesn't cure your depression and people are only nice to you because you're rich.
Isolating yourself in a cabin in the woods also won't make you happy.
Happiness is better shared. Socializing and making other people happy is what will bring you the most joy. Participating in activities, having hobbies, fitness and eating healthy are the way to go.
We all gonna make it.
Personally I'd buy some land and cultivate a gardened forest for myself.
That is my millionaire dream.
Of course the government would try to stop me, but that's what lawyers are for.
Divorce
A cabin in the hills
A big jar of weed
A weekly card game
WASTE THA b***h
Grow up and get over it.
Frick this stupid fricking bastard for killing the DCEU by quiting Batman.
Reeves directing him in the style & tone of the Pattinson film would have been fricking incredible.
Shitpost on Cinemaphile while doing shots of Pappy
Is that bourbon worth the hype?
Give away all my money to a deserving anon (me). Money doesn't buy happiness, right?
I'd rather kill myself in a mansion than be poor.
>I'd rather kill myself in a mansion than be poor.
Amen, I'm living with my mother at 40 and genuinely considering robbing a bank and letting em incarcerate me. 3 hots and a cot, fed time, and bank robbers are probably pretty high in the prison hierarchy. Not like I'm getting any girls living with mommy.
why dont you just start an incestuous relationship with your mom
I hate her too much and don't find her attractive
why don't you just move out. get a job and move out.
yes you will probably live in a shit-ass apartment, because your job sucks, that's life. at least you'll be free.
>get a job and move out.
Jobs don't pay enough for apt. and eating, let alone saving
Lonely 40yos don't go on wacky adventures, they get murdered by other drifters and no one cares enough to investigate. No one wants to talk to us or be reminded we exist, everyone our age is busy with family, career, kids, everyone older than us despises us for being losers or is so old and out-of-touch they think we're still little kids and we'll "turn it around", "meet a nice girl". People younger than us obviously hate us and don't want us around.
write a screenplay and sell it to holywood
I'm writing country songs to sell to Nashville. Now give me a couple million, Ben.
>drifters
I'm not telling you to be homeless I'm talking about hopping between cheap hotels and seeing the sights.
I might have a skewed view of it because in the UK you can walk to the next town within a day no matter where you are and then just get like a £20-£40 a night room or something.
Buddy, it's 2024. Traveling is expensive as frick now, gas is more expensive, cheap hotels are now unironically dangerous places to be. And to see what? Hordes of dull-eyed hispanics and nigs? As dangerous as they are boring to talk to. Obese women covered in permanent doodles? It's not even fun going to national parks anymore with those goddamn bluetooth speakers everyone carts around so they can have their Black personbops everywhere they go. You have to avoid people as much as you can just to say safe and sane in america.
>traveling
>gas
Yeah that's why I said 'walk'.
I forgot that the US is such a shithole but maybe you can do a UK style trip on a local level in a state?
It's not possible, like at all, unless you fly from major city to major city and at that point you might as well rent a car. You won't be able to see any cool nature which is a major reason you'd want to travel the US
And cheap hotels aren't really all that dangerous unless you make yourself a target and display valuables, unless said hotel is in the actual ghetto which anyone with a brain can avoid.
Of course, the average nu-Cinemaphile polyp never leaves their house and are afraid of their own shadow (because the shadow is black). Being brown or Latino looking unironically is an advantage here, people don't frick with you
people often forget how big the states are and everything inbetween
i'm as white as they come and people don't frick with me. just don't look like a b***h.
shit i'm 150lbs no one has ever stepped on me. i consider myself lucky, if some swarthy fellow wants to play the knockout game i'm not sure i could physically prevail.
I like workout and shit but I have always been featherweight.
>us is such a shithole
>says the UKgay
Just shut up and go bask in your sense of smug self-superiority while your local "council estate" fills up with Pakis and Ngubus and the cops stop responding to their crimes because "it could feed into stereotypes". Mayor of london is a pajeet, imagine actually identifying yourself as a ukgay when you could remain anonymous.
Shitskins who aren't millionaires are all concentrated in certain areas of the UK and they generally do not appreciate the countryside so you can easily avoid them.
Well unfortunately, USA shitskins are everywhere, especailly in the SouthWest/Great American Desert region (the lands I love best)
>And cheap hotels aren't [weasel words] dangerous
>unless
>unless
Go sleep in a 70year old motel on a trucking route, with howling bums throwing bottles at it and loudly whispering jigaboos jiggling your doorknob, homosexual.
Truckers usually sleep in their cabs dumb dumb. Please keep your fantasy world contained to /misc/ if you ever left your b
hovel you'd realize there are vast swathes of the country where your reviled blacks are <5% of the population, if that, and easily avoidable even in poor areas
>Jobs don't pay enough for apt. and eating, let alone saving
that's actually bullshit, since i have lived in apartments and paid my own way, often paycheck to paycheck, for over a decade. you can absolutely do it, what you can't afford is rent and a car payment. not if you want more than ramen cooked in rainwater for sustenance.
i would say just live lean for a year and save as much as you can and you can get a shitty car, but now cars are super expensive so i'd say just get an ebike or something. or, realize life is hard, it's not going to get an easier, the next year is going to be literally a depression, and you should probably keep living with mommy and make peace, or have a nice day.
tl;dr you can do it with intelligence and sacrifice
>if you apply yourself you too can barely make ends meet and live in a shit box apartment
Absolutely grim
Why not just save up a few grand and go #ontheroad
Why do Americans have such a weird hangup about having girls over just because they live with their parents?
It's not just an American thing. Most women will judge you if you're in your 30s and still haven't gotten off mommy's teet
It is just an American thing.
Cope, Pavel
I look exactly like this but only I'm bald and my gut is way bigger
Do you have a nice ass at least?
Sure, hop in
>How would you treat your clinical depression if you were Ben Affleck?
I wouldn't do anything.
Is there a gaygier way to wear a towel?
Spend time with Violet Affleck
Like any person Ben needs purpose. Something to work for, something to wake up for and look forward to getting better at. He could try being a good actor again.
>He could try being a good actor again.
make a sequel to this kino
This guy has had an insanely wild but fun life. Nailed prime J-Lo, prime Jennifer Garner, and countless others. Had an insane and great push to the top. Talented director. But is just so sad. He’s proof that you can have it all, have your ass eaten, and lick/plow J-Lo ass, & still be miserable.
>How would you treat your clinical depression if you were Ben Affleck?
Forget J-Lo.
Forget Garner.
Get Ana back.
Pray to Jesus and find ways to help people
I think the reason why he is depressed is because it's almost over now. Middle age isn't 50. It's 40. Most people die in their 80s. Even if he uses his resources to live longer to what end? He's going to lose his looks, his mobility, his health, his reputation as a young bachelor. It all went by so fast. In a blink of an eye he's going to push up daisies.
He's lived the life of Solomon who wrote Ecclesiastes. Solomon was blessed with wives, concubines, trillions in dollars worth of wealth, and unlike Ben, power. He was a king. In the end, Solomon came to the conclusion that it was all chasing after wind. It was entertaining and pleasurable but there was no substance to it for the comfort he enjoyed gave him the freedom to think about how fast time was going, how older he was getting and how he was going to die some day. Both kings and peasants are equal in the end.
Ben has come to this conclusion.
>in the end, Solomon came to the conclusion that it was all chasing after wind
Note he did not give away his tons of money. Money's meaningless and bla bla blah, all is dust, blah blah blah, but yeah I'm hanging onto my fat stacks of ducats. Can't take Marcus Aurelius seriously either.
>DOOD just live like a monk
>i, an extremely wealthy, powerful man with no real worries or problems, who could indulge in any pleasure I wanted the second I changed my mind, live that way
>I am very smart
Dude only gets so much smoke blown up his ass because he's one of a Tony Ionni handful of kings who weren't absolute gobshites.
Ecclesiastes isn't that life is only meaningless suffering. The best parts of life are the little vain things you can enjoy, those are gifts from God. Tasty food, art, playing games, pretty much any simple thing you enjoy. Solomon even uses wine as an example of that.
Marry a hot 16 yo filipina girl and breed her into oblivion until I OD on coke.
His latest flick out on Amazon is so fricking bad he should be upset with himself
meth
By not being a hedonistic atheist
With my cum
I would consecutively frick a different 18 year old fangirl every night until my ego was mended or I decided to just keep one of them around.
Try to un-sell my soul and forget all the disgusting shit that I did to be famous in the first place.
get a hobby
like coffee brewing 🙂
remember
coffee IS a hobby
Spend all day on my hobbies, living in comfort and luxury, while fricking J-Lo in her ass.
Get involved in charity. Helping people to help yourself.
What the frick is this privileged homosexual so mopey about? He literally has everything
I think he's just blasé, bored out of his skull. A classic case of careful what you wish for.
>Be super rich
>Smoke weed and play video games all day
Is it really that hard?
I really wish society would disabuse itself of the meme of forgiveness. You absolutely can get so far gone as to be beyond the point of redemption. Anyone who has spent so long with hedonism as his god has destroyed his soul.