How would (you) write a cartoon where Spider-Man teams up with his Amazing Friends once again?

How would (you) write a cartoon where Spider-Man teams up with his Amazing Friends once again?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ice Man is Wallace Wells, but with superpowers.
    Firestar is a nu-wave feminist, but reasonable.
    Spidey is his normal, chill-ass self, and they have adventures in and out of costume where he is just the funniest one.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It depends - does Iceman have to be gay or can we write him straight again?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think a proper compromise would be him being bisexual. And he’s super pissed at Jean for not only forcing him out of the closet but also getting it wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Barring a full reboot I’d be ok with this.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the easiest way to amend the two characterizations. Plus it wouldn’t be the first time Jean Grey has jumped to conclusions from a stray thought instead of taking the logical approach that maybe Bobby likes both.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but why?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    add Deadpool
    they get ipads

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why wouldn’t the three have ipads?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >add Deadpool
      Posehn and Duggan did that in an Annual story.

      It was fricking awful, Robot Chicken-tier "DUDE, OLD CARTOON WITH SWEARING, SEX, AND GORE" crap.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh right

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man can have better friends than that homosexual and that prostitute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's wrong with firestar?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Firestar irradiated anon's nuts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Miles
      Power Man
      White Tiger
      Iron Fist
      Nova

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Peter
        >Bobby
        >Angelica
        >Gwen
        >Miles
        >Flash

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Peter
          Harry
          Flash
          Gwen
          MJ
          Betty
          Felicia
          The classic supporting cast

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but also Bobby and Angelica. Because they’re the old band for going on adventures together and making terrible decisions that all three will quickly regret.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Make it Miles and his Amazing Friends
        Latina Firestar. homosexual Iceman

        I would make a Champions cartoon instead.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Make it Miles and his Amazing Friends
    Latina Firestar. homosexual Iceman

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd continue the emphasis on Firestar...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'd continue the emphasis on Firestar...
      Firestar's microwave pussy would have survived Reign Peter's 1000 spider-eggs of cancer.
      Jus' sayin'...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, she does produce radiation daily.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fire mutant is raped and killed, spiderman and iceman go to investigate her death and in the end iceman sacrifice himself in the fight against the final boss. the end

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As long as they keep Firestar original abuse backstory I'm Ok with anything.

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